RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER JULY 2013 ISSUE #01

ERIC YOUNG DEFEAT JESSE GODDERZ: I can see, Jesse Godderz is not a big fan favorite among the audience. Well, neither is he mine. Eric Young defeats Mr. Pectacular like we didn't see that coming.

KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: MICKIE JAMES DEFEAT VELVET SKY: Hot 97's Peter Rosenburg is here. Is this guy, really a huge wrestling fan or how much did Dixie Carter pay him to have too introduce, both Velvet Sky and Mickie James for this match. It's funny, how people are booing Mickie James so dramatically. She only been a heel for about a month. It just goes to show, how serious wrestling fans take this whole face/heel bullshit concept. I can see, Velvet Sky is still having problems with her knee or is that a bullshit wrestling concept as well. The one thing I like about coming to live wrestling events, are the people. For instance, let's take this bimbo sitting behind me with her boyfriend. The bitch is so clueless about the match, right in front of her. She asked her boyfriend, "Who is he routing for Pinky or Denim?" LMAO, WHOA, that's a new one Miss Airhead.

20 MINUTE TIME LIMIT MATCH: DEVON DEFEAT JOSEPH PARKS: I'm starting to regret coming here already. Why do this feel like a Thursday night. So far, a simple Impact. Perhaps I should have taken that overtime and went to work. BROOKLYN is actually cheering for Devon. It must be a Brooklyn thang. He's hometown or at least that's what he claims. Devon is scheduled right now to go up against Joseph Parks in this 20 minute time limit match. I just wish he would stop talking, he's taking up most of it. As for Joseph Parks. Brooklyn is not thrilled to see him. The fans are shouting for Abyss and telling him, he sucks as Joseph Parks. Everyone here is urging, Joseph Parks to put the mask, back on. I agree, Joseph Parks needs to put the mask, back on. However, I don't know if everyone shares the same feelings I have. You got to remember, this is Brooklyn we live in. The only reason they probably want Abyss back is because they have something in common, being monsters. LOL!

THREE WAY MATCH: SOMOA JOE DEFEATED A.J. STYLES AND BOBBY ROODE: Okay, what is Robert Roode bitchin' about now. The good thing, at least I can't hear him due to the distance of the ring. This was a good match, Roode looked good in the beginning. I had a feeling he wasn't going to end up that way. It always happen like that you may start off sweet but you end up sour. Congratulations to Somoa Joa for taking down both, Bobby Roode and A.J. Styles even though I probably seen it done before on numerous occasions.

JEFF HARDY DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES: Next up I know, this guy... "The Charismatic E Nigga" LOL!" I'm joking. Gee, how many times they fought. I like Austin Aries. I like the way, he does that pose on top of the corner apron. Look at you, sexy pornstar. I'm glad, he stood there long enough for me to capture him. The thing I love about about Austin Aries, he looks like that sweet little munchkin of a wrestler who happens to be funny and entertaining so what he's a heel not all heels are pain in the asses or trouble makers. At least with Austin Aries, he tends to bring amusement throughout Impact. Despite that one time incident involving Christy Hemme.

IMPACT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: JAMES STORM & GUNNER DEFEAT CHRISTOPHER DANIELS & KAZARIAN: WOW, James Storm's in Brooklyn! I never seen a cowboy in Brooklyn, before. Okay, what's this. See this is why people should throw things at the Bad Influence. What theme are they doing tonight with Impact? Better yet, let me rephrase it. What theme are they brave enough to wear tonight in Brooklyn? Yeah man, that is right. I don't think anyone out here tonight would like to see either, Christopher Daniels and Kazarian dressed up like Siegfried and Roy. If Bad Influence is going to do magic, they should get themselves to win matches sometimes. Ain't that right, Gunner! Ain't that right, Storm! LOL!

MAIN EVENT; IMPACT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH: BULLY RAY DEFEATS KURT ANGLE: I actually, got up for this. I don't normally get up for every match but I make exceptions on main events being that we're now closing out the night. Oh, he's going to start this. Now I know for sure this a Thursday night. Bully Ray, will you SHUT UP we all know who you are unfortunately. Don't start this crap in Brooklyn. Let me just watch this lame match that isn't meant to happen. Let's face it, Kurt Angle is not going to win the Impact Championship tonight. They're saving it for Bound For Glory, Bully Ray's official loss. Until then, we gotta keep putting up with the mess of Bully Ray and his goons. This match, this evening was a great match a good one for Kurt Angle. So many ankle lock attempts on Bully Ray. The crowd is psyched and going crazy. Reminiscent over the "CENA/PUNK" feud. I'm hearing on one side chanting "LET'S GO ANGLE!!!" and on the other side chanting "LET'S GO BULLY!!!" You would think, all that chanting and cheering would be great momentum for Bully Ray to win a fair match. Never, cheating is in his blood. How else will Bully Ray ever win. But, leave it up to Kurt Angle to seek some justice onto Bully Ray, before the audience parted ways for the night.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER PRESENTS TNA IMPACT WRESTLING INVADES CONEY ISLAND' 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND LIVE AT MCU PARK FRIDAY, JULY 5TH 2013: I think, I seen enough wrestling programming for this afternoon. Am I ready for another show, between WWE Main Event and TNA Impact from earlier. I was thinking, I should put tonight off. Yeah, who am I foolin' I would just sit at home and watch Friday Night Smack Down, instead. Thanks to my man, Will for calling me, earlier this afternoon. I did have an opportunity to go into work today and gain some overtime. I'm contemplating, whether I should choose between wrestling and getting paid extra hours tonight. Naaa, like I would really do something like that. After all, the money I paid for these tickets. Sure I can work, tonight and earn back its cost. Man, listen this is my birthday present. I held on to it for two months. It's time to celebrate my birthday, tonight everybody. Didn't look like my birthday is going great so far. It started off with such crappy security barring me from the stadium with food in my bag. Since when they ever did that. I've been coming here for the past four summers in a row that Impact made there appearance at this stadium. This is the first time they ever shut me down. Security telling me, I need to either eat it before I enter the stadium or stash it somewhere until the show is over. What kind of shit is this? Luckily I found a place in the bushes. Stashing food in the bushes. This takes me back to my nightclub days of stashing my knives, outside of the vicinity before I entered inside. I just hope, no one seen me place my items in the bushes and that they are still there, when the show is over. Fortunately, they happened to be there afterwards. I had a wonderful time, give or take. There were a lot of things that I wasn't interested in. I'm sorry if I had to leave. I wish I could have stayed a little bit longer to see the fireworks and perhaps participate in the Impact backstage presence. I have another, engagement for the night that's just as important as wrestling. My plate is full for tonight. Impact your always welcome to my hometown every year. I know, I've submitted in past newsletter entries of mine. I'm not sure if they were ever read or even opened. If so, despite whatever I may said about your live shows, it will always be love between Impact and myself. Thank you for tonight enjoy the rest of your Independence Day. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CEO: Jason "Dj Handspin Dinero" Lamar Rusty Jabbz Entertainment Group Office: 1-347-789-4543 Cellular: 1-646-339-4981 Cellular: 1-347-902-5355 Email: djhandspindinero@yahoo.com Email: rustyjabbzblogazine@yahoo.com Social: www.twitter.com/djhandspin Social: www.linkedin.com/jasonlamar Social: www.myspace.com/djhandspindinero Social: www.instagram.com/jason_lamar007 Social: www.facebook.com/djhandspindinero Social: www.linkedin.com/djhandspindinero Site: www.rustyphotos.tumblr.com Site: www.queerazspin.blogspot.com Site: www.rustyjabbzentertainment.blogspot.com Vlog: www.vimeo.com/rustyjabbzvideo Vlog: www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz