WELCOME TO THE RUMBLE!!!! Thanks for having me here this evening. I will be joining the FWE Wrestling League at the 3 Legged Dog Studios. It was only a month ago, I attended an FWE wrestling event. I was so intrigued by it. I wanted to experience another night with extremely muscular men in action.
The night will still be young by the end of the event. This is only the appetizer to my main entree. Going down, later on tonight. Taking place at the Hiro Ballroom will be none other than a Hip Hop Live Band Tribute to Run DMC, Beastie Boys and Public Enemy. A 25th Anniversary Tribute to the Together Forever Tour and 1987 Revisted Party. Whoa!, and they said wrestling and hip hop doesn't mix. Well, technically they don't but if there is any writer out there who can break a story like this. You know, your reading it now printed by him, lol.
I can't stand poor promotions and organization. Is it that hard to place cross streets on the flyer. Must the customers do everything, whatever happen to the phrase "The customer is always right". The phrase died sometime ago. I found Greenwich St but Greenwich and Franklin not the correct vicinity. I have no idea, how many blocks I walked until I found 80 Greenwich St. Let's just say, it wasn't a pleasant walk for me. I passed Borough of Manhattan College, DC37 that was not a place I wanted to see during my current state of anger. Especially, knowing my former union rep who did nothing to help keep my job. He is someone I would like to wrestle. I would close line his bitch ass off the Manhattan Bridge. "EAT SHIT EDDIE DOUGLAS!!!".
My path down Greenwich Street continued until I finally found the 3 Legged Studios. The studios is located on Greenwich and Rector. Now, is that hard to do. Why couldn't they just put 80 Greenwich St & Rector St., take the 1 train to Rector St. No, but dear they put full directions on their facebook page and flyers. Anyway, enough of that I'm here that is all that matters. What is this, it's 6:32pm why are people standing outside? I thought, the doors were scheduled to open at 6pm.
Okay, I'm through the doors, not quite sure if I would have payed $25.00 for this event. Oh, who am I foolin' its better than paying $60.00 for Wrestle Mania 28, all you APRIL FOOLS and ROCK - n - CENA DICKSUCKERS!
I'm not sure about tonight. If once, The Rumble begins will I take any pictures. I know, last month I may have gotten carried away. This evening, I'll try and maintain. So far, pre-Rumble I met backstage (If you want to call it that. It's really the hallway) Maria Kanellis, Bashir and Jay Lethal. Jay Lethal, he looks so sexy without his wrestling gear. You guys know what I mean I'm talking about, his regular clothing. This might seem odd to some of my readers. Having a queer at a wrestling show. A person's behavior shouldn't change because he or she revealed himself or herself. I'm attending an FWE show, all decked out in 'bows. I'm just here to have a good time and enjoy a great show, not to take crap from anti-gay neanderthals.
Hey, isn't that sweet they returned this must be a family routine for them. I'm sorry, I looked across the crowd, a nice couple. It's not your usual couple of a man and a woman. This couple is a trio, consisting of a father, a son and a daughter. That is so, beautiful. I remember last month they sat right in front of me. I only wanted to bring them up because I admire the little family gathering. The special family time between children and their fathers. Reminds me of my brother and I, growing up and the Sunday afternoons we spent with our dad. He would take the both of us to Kiddie Land. What I would do to travel back in time. Just to live that moment, once again. Better yet, what I would do to have myself seen here today at this FWE show with my father. Dad, your love is forever with me eternally.
"WELCOME TO THE RUMBLE"
The rumble is about to get underway. The first match and its scheduled for one fall, Damion Darling with Rick Silver Verses Jay Lethal for his Tri-borough Championship. WINNER: New Tri-borough Champion, Damion Darling
Comment: That Rick Silver, he is something boy can that man yell and scream. It's wrestling own "mad manager". I never thought I would see anyone madder than Michael Cole.
here she comes again..... Rusty Jabbz put your hands together for Maria Kanellis first time FWE female champion. It's taken Maria, 8 years to finally achieve gold. Good luck tonight, Maria don't let Winter spoil your moment. This is why, people don't like her season. Terrible blindside on Winter's part attacking Maria and suckering her way into tonight's female championship match by changing it into a triple threat for the title. This may place, Winter at an advantage. It doesn't look good now for Maria. In a triple threat match everyone knows the champion doesn't have to be pinned in order to lose the title.
2nd MATCH: Ricky Reyes verses Firebird Santi
WINNER: Firebird Santi
3rd MATCH: The Midnight Sensation verses All Money Is Legal
WINNERS: All Money Is Legal
Comment: A.M.I.L., straight outta the B.X. I'm not talking about, Amil from Roc-A-Fella. You would never see this in WWE or TNA. Tag team wrestlers dressed as a rap group. The closest were Cryme Tyme. I love the entrance music... "L.L. Cool J - I'm Bad" from the Bigger and Deffer album. Still, a hot classic even in 2012. The good thing about All Money Is Legal having this song as an entrance music. The fans get the opportunity to hear it again, due to them seizing the victory.
4th MATCH: Sonjay Dutt verses Wes Draven
WINNER: Wes Draven
Comment: My oh my, it's good to see, Sonjay Dutt once again. It's been so long since we've seen him inside a ring. The last time, I seen him. It was on TNA over the Jay Lethal and So Cal story line. However, they never finished the story line. Something about Sonjay Dutt being deported. Okay, not what I wanted to see. I was expecting a victory, that's right y'all... let's shout "YOU GOT SCREWED!!!"
5th MATCH: THE RUMBLE
WINNER: Jay Lethal
Comments:
The actual rumble is getting ready to begin. It's the moment that everyone who came out here this evening been waiting for. I will try and keep it to the best of my ability. I'm not a big fan of the Midnight Sensation but I thought that was sweet, what one of the members said about how they do everything together. You don't have to be known as butt brothers just because your seen very close with your tag team partner.
Good one Sonjay... show Wes Draven that your still mad at him from earlier's match. Now, his bitch ass is being delayed from entering the rumble. "PAYBACKS A BITCH, don't ya love it."
Charlie Haas, you got to love his.... how can I say this, ah "RING RAGE". You know, like road rage, Haas has ring rage. You just got to admit, the way the crowd fires at him. He fires back at the crowd. Not too many wrestlers do that, curse, yell, spit onto fans in the audience. That's something totally unique coming from a wrestler.
Charlie Haas, now the last man standing in the rumble. He cleared everyone out the ring. We're just waiting on the clock, to see who will be the next person to take him down. Ah, man this is a surprise, Eric Young. OMG, I didn't expect to see him at this event, this evening. I know, I would love to see Charlie Haas taken down but before I get on Team Young. I need to know, first which Eric Young is in that ring. Team Canada' Eric Young, World Elite' Eric Young or the goof ball we've been seeing on TNA for the last two years. I'm routing for, Team Canada' Eric Young to whup Charlie Haas's ass. Eric Young, eliminated Charlie Haas from the rumble and then eliminated himself only to abduct Charlie Haas's World Champion Title.
This rumble showcased the debut of Brian Kendricks. It would have been nice if you posed a little bit for the camera. Kendricks, burst through them curtains and into the ring. What a shame though too bad he had to burst back to the locker room. Talk about quick elimination. Correct me, if I'm wrong that doesn't sound good for someone's debut.
Jay Lethal, the winner of the rumble. As you may know, whoever won the rumble. The winner gets to pick which ever title to compete for. Due to Jay Lethal's loss from earlier of his Tri-borough championship, it was only natural that he would pick Damion Darling to face later on tonight in a rematch.
What a great rumble that was. I just wish I was able to take pictures of everyone entering into the rumble. I apologize for that. It was too many men to capture. Now, I know where the concept to the song, "It's Raining Men" came from.
6th MATCH: The Prodigy Mike Bennett verses Brian Kendricks
WINNER: Brian Kendricks
Comment:
Lol, I remember this guy from last month, the fake prodigy. The crowd continuing to chant "BOSTON SUCKS!!!" The crowd need to ease up on the BOSTON SUCKS chants, at least 60% of this crowd in here with us this evening will be routing for John Cena at Wrestle Mania 28. How is that, for everyone's BOSTON SUCKS!!!
Brian Kendricks pulling off an win on the fake prodigy Mike Bennett. Hey, not so bad for a debut. He definitely made up for that rumble, mishap earlier.
7th MATCH: Winter verses Rosita verses Maria Kanellis Triple Threat for the FWE Women's Championship
WINNER: Winter
Comments: Winter scored the winning pin off of Rosita. It looks like Winter got her wish. She suckered her way into the match and here is the end result, The new FWE Women's Champion.
I guess, Maria just wasn't that fighting champion that she promised everyone she would be. Oh well, at least I finally got a decent shot of her and its about time. You know, how long I been trying to get a good shot of Maria.
8th MATCH: Charlie Haas verses Billy Gunn for the FWE World Championship
WINNER: Charlie Haas
This indeed was going to be a great match. I knew that from the facebook promotions, I received several weeks ago. Anyone who reads this blog, if your not down with Billy Gunn kicking Charlie Haas's ass. I got two words for you, "SUCK IT!" Lol, y'all like that classic D-Generation X line. That's right, Billy Gunn, one of the original members of D-Generation X. DX, is more than just Triple H and Shawn Michaels. A lot of you wrestling moronic fans some of you may not know that.
POP QUIZ: NAME ALL THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF D-GENERATION X? email answers to rustyjabbzblogazine@yahoo.com Subject Line: DX Trivia.
The World's Greatest Tag Team, created by Kurt Angle. The World Greatest Tag Team featured Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. The crowd really doesn't like Charlie Haas. I seen this same thing last month. The constant tauntings and rapid chantings of "Shelton Benjamin", "Kurt Angle", "Over Rated", "Kick His Ass". These are some of the things that can really get a wrestler worked up. Charlie Haas can't totally hate Shelton Benjamin. Afterall, he does have W.G.T.T. printed on his ass. I mean the back of his tights.
SO STAGED!, SO STAGED! You know I forget when your watching a wrestling event live and up close. You see all the tricks and maneuvers being pulled right in front of your bare eyes. Like the fake knock out by look alike referee Dr Phil. While Charlie Haas was down. Billy Gunn coming to his aid to check on his condition of the referee. Charlie Haas swoop back into the ring and flips Billy Gunn over for a quick pin. So much for our injured referee.
POST MATCH
Charlie Haas coming at Billy Gunn with an phony gratitude of apology and tribute to his legendary status. Charlie Haas wants to shake Billy Gunn's hand in sportsmanship. The crowd screaming at Charlie Haas to "SHAKE HIS COCK!!" Billy Gunn doesn't fall for Charlie Haas's tom foolery. He lays him out with the final finishing on Charlie Haas.
Now, that's how you end a match but not a show. Wait, wait everyone where are y'all going. The show isn't over there's one more match left. I feel bad for Jay Lethal, I shouldn't feel too bad for him. He's still getting paid. I was only saying it in regards to the studio shrinking in capacity. Everyone were eager to leave, they assume that the "Charlie Haas Vs Billy Gunn" match was the main event. Oh well, too bad for them I'm going sit here and get my $25.00 worth.
9th MATCH: Jay Lethal verses Eric Young for the FWE World Heavy Weight Championship
WINNER: JAY LETHAL
Comments: At this part of the evening I was very confused but surprised. Here I' am thinking, Jay Lethal is about to face Damion Darling for the Tri-borough Championship. Instead, Jay Lethal changes his mind at the last minute. I understand, why he changed his mind. He wants the world heavy weight championship. Who wouldn't want that title. You don't agree with me. Well at least its one reason to why, Jay Lethal changed his mind. This is the main reason, originally he chose to face Damion Darling so he can try and get back his Tri-borough Championship. Jay Lethal decided not to make it happen. During the early onset of this match Rick Silver and Damion Darling came out walking with a fake limp. Stirring up lies about being injured during the rumble and how he's quite out of it. Jay Lethal, who would love to compete for his Tri-borough championship decided on another time. Besides, Jay Lethal didn't feel like dealing with Damion Darling's loud mouth, obnoxious and disruptive manager Rick Silver. It would have been like fighting, 2 people.
It seems apparently, Charlie Haas is the FWE World Champion and I thought we just got finish watching a title match. This organization has 2 top titles similar to WWE, there isn't anything wrong with that. The only thing wrong was seeing the person who held this FWE World Heavy Weight Championship... Eric Young. Okay, now I'm really confused. Eric Young been a World Heavy Weight Champion in this organization for a year, a year. WOW! Eric Young is heavy weight material, lol. The only titles I ever seen this man wear was a Global Championship, TV Championship, Tag Team Championship and now he is expecting to defend a Heavy Weight Championship that no one knew he had. (Well, mainly me but that's besides the point) I don't want to throw any dirt onto Eric Young's name its kind of hard not too considering the type of character he's been the last two years. I'm hoping to see, the old Eric Young inside that ring..... TEAM CANADA ERIC YOUNG, WORLD ELITE ERIC YOUNG anyone of them is better than goofy let's get married O.D.B.' Eric Young. F.W.E. put goofy Eric Young in a main event against Jay Lethal for the World Heavy Weight Championship. The $25.00 spent on this evening will have been all for nothing. On the contrary, complete opposite to what I was thinking and I'm glad. This is what you call a night, well spent on wrestling.... 4.5 JABBZ!
Congratulations to Jay Lethal, THE NEW F.W.E. WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION
I spent 4.5 hours up in here. I was looking forward to attending the "25th Anniversary Tribute to the Together Forever Tour" tonight. It's late, I'm going to call it a night. My bad, I guess Hip Hop - N - Wrestling doesn't mix such a shame. I wanted it to work tonight.
I felt like an, sports reporter during this evening, "Welcome To The Rumble" wrestling show. I had my notebook, my rainbow pen, my video camera, Oh Yeeee Ah could be another move in my career in my future.
Everyone who came out tonight. I hope everyone had a good time. Join, F.W.E, next month April 28th at this same location the 3 Legged Dog Studio. When the wrestling entertainment world, welcomes back the return of MELINA!!!!
Coming up, May 05th its wrestling on a whole another level, House Of Glory Wrestling taking place at 1618 Weirfield Street Ridgewood, N. Y. 11385 The flyer is down below. Visit, www.houseofgloryonline.com for info
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