Sunday, December 5, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2021 Issue #01 NXT WAR GAMES!

NXT War Games Pay Per View tonight going out with a bang. The event that consist of 08 superstars, two rings and one large cage. 

MATCH #01 "WOMEN'S WAR GAME MATCH" 
Kay Lee Ray and Dakota Kai setting it off for the ladies for the first 05 minutes. Afterwards, another superstar will be released from the cage for 03 minutes following. The time is coming short between Kay Lee Ray and Dakota Kai. Cora Jade is skateboarding into the ring, lol. Omg, that bitch is crazy. Dakota Kai is all alone now. The match going to be turned around in a few minutes. In from the cage, GiGi Dolan. Things have now gotten even on the inside for Dakota Kai. Uh oh, here comes I.O. Shirai Ms Brutality, lol entering in next. 
So far everything been going on good inside the cage. Up next to enter, Jacy Jayne. 
Cora Jade throwing caution to the wind from the top of the steel cage breaking her shoulder onto the table just so she can injure Jacy Jayne during the match. Okay I understand Toxic Attraction, sucks. What difference did it make. Cora Jade nearly killed herself. She had barely wrestled the remaining match with the use of one arm. 
Anyway, up next Raquel Gonzales. Dakota Kai at the steel cage door trying to keep it locked. Dakota Kai willing to do anything to avoid Raquel Gonzales from getting in. Raquel Gonzales from the outside of the cage using a fire extinguisher to spray onto Dakota Kai. 
War Games is now about to begin. Mandy Rose is entering the ring. All 08 superstars are now inside the ring. 
Cora Jade fighting with one arm.
Cora Jade pinned GiGi Dolan 

MATCH #02 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
IMPERIUM DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY & VON WAGNER 
This was a great match. They came close numerous times at becoming the new champions. Apparently Von Wagner doesn't agree with me. I see here, he's attacking Kyle O'Reilly over tonight's failure. 

MATCH # 03 "HAIR VERSE HAIR"
CAMERON GRIMES DEFEAT DUKE HUDSON 
πŸ™‚ Duke Hudson have a date with the barber, lol. Yeah, Cameron make Duke bald, lol. 
Cameron Grimes only chopping off 03 trims of hair. 

MATCH #04 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
RODERICK STRONG DEFEAT JOE GACY 
and still Champion.... I'm not taking anything away from Joe Gacy, he still held it down in the ring. Uh maybe next time.

McKenzie interviewing Kyle O'Reilly....
Kyle O'Reilly challenging Von Wagner to a steel cage match this Tuesday on NXT 2.0

MATCH #05 "MEN'S WAR GAMES MATCH"
Team Black-N-Gold vs Team 2.0
Carmello Hayes and Johnny Gargano to start off the match for the first five minutes. This is Johnny Gargano's first time in War Games. To anyone who is familiar with NXT or  Johnny Gargano, knows him mainly as that Top champion or that DIY GUY, LOL. Like tonight, perfect reunion with his old buddy Tommaso Ciampa. 
Time is getting ready to be up. Next person to enter, Grayson Waller. Trick Williams hanging around from the outside of the steel cage. 
Carmello Hayes and Grayson Waller with a two on one advantage over Johnny Gargano. 
Pete Dunne being released from the cage. Allowing Johnny Gargano sometime to regroup. Another fresh superstar coming to the ring, Tony D'Angelo. Yes! Yes! Yes! Dexter Lumis is back! Dexter Lumis chasing Trick Williams out of the arena. Tony D'Angelo padlocking the steel cage door. Next up to enter, L.A. Knight unable to get through the doors. L.A. Knight going over the cage, the old school way. 
Finally, we have some officials out here to try and get that cage door open. 
Uh Oh, Bron Breakker is up next. Bron Breakker taking over the cutter and is cutting his way through that steel cage door. 
Here we have inside the cage now, the 03rd generation Steiner Bron Breakker looking at another chance with Tommaso Ciampa for the NXT World Championship.
Now, here come the last man of the match, NXT World Champion Tommaso Ciampa. War Games officially begun. 
Bron Breakker pinned Tommaso Ciampa 
Team 2.0 defeated Team Black-N-Gold 

Rusty Jabbz Ent would like to say goodbye and we're going to miss The Glamazon. You were an awesome wrestler, an awesome announcer and from what I heard an awesome coach. I know Beth you'll be missed 😒 by alot of people in the WWE/NXT. Whatever Beth your plans are I wish you all the best. God Bless! RJE

Upcoming WWE Pay Per View:


Saturday, November 20, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2021 Issue #01: Survivor Series πŸ’ͺ Pay Per View


KICK OFF SHOW 
         "CHAMPION VS CHAMPION" 
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT DAMIEN PRIEST BY A DISQUALIFICATION 
Rick Boogs with the riffs playing during the match. Damien Priest isn't happy about these distractions. Damien Priest giving Rick Boogs a warning. Damien Priest and Shinsuke Nakamura trading body blows through the course of the match. Damien Priest with a pin hold on Shinsuke Nakamura. Rick Boogs playing the guitar, again causing a disturbances in the match. All I can say is, Damien Priest lost more than just this match. Damien Priest loses his mind every time someone disturb him. 

MATCH #01 
        "CHAMPION VS CHAMPION"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR 
15,120 people live at the Barclay's Center coming to see my girl, Big Time Becks.
Charlotte pinning Becky and holding onto the ropes at the same time. The referee catches, Charlotte and he stops counting. 
Becky pinning Charlotte and holding onto the ropes at the same time. Accept one thing, the referee didn't catch her, LMAO. 

MATCH #02 
   "TEAM RAW DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN"
Kevin Owens eliminating himself from the Raw Team on purpose, before the opening bell. I guess to anger team leader, Seth Rollins. So far, Team Smackdown working well with another. Here comes Finn Balor with Smackdown's 1st elimination Happy Corbin. He sucks! Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss can go back to the locker room and continue their idiotic joke session. Bobby Lashley with the hurtlock on King Woods putting him to sleep. Which qualifies as an elimination. I know once this man got himself inside the ring the mood changed. Drew McIntyre face to face with Bobby Lashley once again. A Hell In A Cell Part 2 that was presented during the match. In the midst of all that turmoil between the two competitors, both Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre were eliminated from the match. I see, Raw now is down to 03 and Smackdown is down 02. Sheamus and Jeff Hardy are the only two left on Team Smackdown. They're working well together for now going up against Seth Rollins, Austin Theory and Finn Balor. Sheamus and Finn Balor going at one another. Sheamus eliminating Finn Balor. Austin Theory just had a moment tonight. When he eliminated Sheamus. None of that sat well with, Sheamus. Jeff Hardy was suppose to be in his corner. Jeff Hardy wasn't around for any taps. Sheamus layed out his frustrations on Jeff Hardy. 
Now, we come to the last two in the Survivor Series Men Team. Seth Rollins and Jeff Hardy. The crowd chanting crazy for Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy nearly had it. Of course, Seth Rollins slipping away to be able to do his finisher. 

MATCH #03 
        "25 MAN BATTLE ROYAL"
OMOS, THE WINNER OF THE BATTLE ROYAL 
Losing participants in the 25 Man Rock Anniversary Battle Royal. 
Drew Gulak
Shelton Benjamin 
R- Truth
Otis
Chad Gable 
T- Bar
Cedric Alexander 
Angel Garza 
The Viking Raiders 
Shanky
Jinder Mahal 
Robert Roode 
Dolph Ziggler 
Sami Zayn 
Commander Aziz 
Aj Styles 
Apollo Crewz 
Cesaro 
Angelo Dawkins 
Montez Forde
Ricochet 

MATCH #04
        "CHAMPION VS CHAMPION"
RK- BRO DEFEAT THE USOS 
What a match?πŸ‘πŸΏ πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ The Bro's delivered, lol awesome match πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #05 
   "TEAM RAW DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN"
Okay, earlier we've witnessed the action coming from the men team. It is time now to witness a much better action coming from these lovely ladies on the WWE women team. 
Carmella already wasting time putting on her mask. Toni Storm right away eliminating Carmella. Then later on in the match, Toni Storm offering her assistance to save Sasha Banks by eliminating Zelina Vega. Liv Morgan comes in and eliminates Toni Storm from the match. Sasha Banks eliminates Liv Morgan. These two female behemoth Rhea Ripley facing off with Shayna Baszler was only reminiscent for a few hours ago between the likes of Drew McIntyre and Bobby Lashley. Ripley and Baszler with the claws at one another. Rhea Ripley fading out to the cairabuda clutch. LMAO, Everyone on Team Raw have been eliminated. NO CARMELLA, NO ZELINA, NO LIV MORGAN AND NO RHEA RIPLEY. The only one remaining is that bitch, Bianca Bel 🀭 Team Smackdown has Sasha Banks, Natalya, Shayna Baszler and Shotzi. Team Smackdown have a chance to win right now for the females at least. There's something going on with Sasha, she getting into it with her team. Sasha is being called into the ring to face Bianca. Team Smackdown having their own private showdown. Well, because of that Sasha Banks was counted out. The rest of Team Smackdown decided to jump in side the ring and go after Bianca Bel Air. I didn't mind it seeing Bianca Bel Air get her butt whupped, I'm going to love it. Let's face it, this women's match sucked just as worse as the men's. Perfectly set up so that bitch can come out on top and look good again. 🀭 It would of been a whole lot better if they made the win for someone else. 

MATCH #06 
        "CHAMPION VS CHAMPION"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BIG E 
Roman Reigns on his 448th day, as Universal Champion. Roman unloading on Big E. He haven't forgotten about what went down this past Friday. Roman threatening, Brooklyn LOL. He feels intimidated by the Big E chants. 
Big E power out of the guillotine and delivers the big ending onto Roman Reigns. 

NEXT, WWE EVENT: 
Saturday, January 01, 2022 


Thursday, October 21, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2021 Issue #01 "Crown Jewel πŸ‘‘ Pay Per View"

Special WWE pay per view taking place live at noon to be exact in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. WWE's Crown Jewel pay per view that everyone been looking forward too. Particularly the Roman Reigns verses Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship. I'm routing for Brock Lesnar to take down Roman Reigns and I hope he accomplish it and scores the new Universal Championship. 
I really believe this afternoon will be an awesome event. Although I don't plan on watching the whole thing. I don't think anyone else is either, lol. I can't believe Vince McMahon would find time like in the middle of the day to put on a pay per view. People are generally booked during the afternoon. Thank God for Peacock, Crown Jewels can  receive its viewership after today's premiere.
There isn't too many matches I'm looking forward on Crown Jewel anyway. Other than, Roman Reigns verses Brock Lesnar. I want to see Edge finally kick Seth Rollins' ass in this Hell in the Cell match. This fued between them sucks. Both, Edge and Rollins need to move on. Knowing Rollins if he loses today. He'll be back. 
The only match I really care about the most are the women's match. Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks vs Bianca Bel Air for the Smackdown Women's Championship. I'm hoping that Becky Lynch holds on to her title. I don't know, word around the chat room Sasha Banks may obtain the Smackdown Women's Championship. If she does I wouldn't be upset, as long as it isn't that bitch Bianca Bel Air, lol.
These are just a main few matches I look forward in seeing this afternoon off of Crown Jewel. Perhaps there will be others that'll interest me. 
The only other matches left to interest me perhaps, the finals for both King and Queen Crown Tournament. Finn Balor verses Xavier Woods to become the King of the Ring. This match can go either way. I'll accept either winner. Both competitors will put on an excellent performance in the ring looking forward to it. As for, Zelina Vega verses DouDrop to become Queen Crown. I'm 100% for DouDrop she deserves it but of course she isn't going to win it. DouDrop isn't pretty enough, that is always the reason.
How much you want to make a bet that crown and robe is going to be around Zelina Vega. 
Well, I've mentioned my matches that I have my sites on this afternoon. Good luck to everyone else. I hope you enjoy the Crown Jewel pay per view today. 

MATCH #01 "HELL IN A CELL MATCH"
EDGE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
Is Edge medically clear. Last time, Edge wrestled in a Hell in a Cell was against The Undertaker. Edge coming back to wrestling after a 07 year hiatus.... 
Seth Rollins blinding Edge. Edge pushing Seth Rollins off the ring post into the table. Edge with the Edge-amatic onto Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with the pedigree on Edge. Edge breaking out the ladder during the match.  
Seth Rollins starting to get sick and tired of Edge. He's wondering, what will it take to put this guy down. Seth Rollins coming up with some sort of masterplan by wrapping around his boots with a steel chain to use whenever he curbstomps. Edge with the same chain, using it to choke the life out of Seth Rollins.  Seth's going to tap. He tapped out. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Wait, Edge want to do more. I don't blame him. A jackass like Seth Rollins deserve all the beating that he can get. Edge laying a steel chair underneath Seth's face. Now, its Edge who's going to do the curbstomp, lol. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏOh Yeah baby, Congratulations tonight Edge!!!

MATCH #02 
MANSOOR DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI 
Congratulations to Mansoor for his victory. Of course, Mustafa Ali got to be the asshole soreloser and embarrass Mansoor in his hometown in front of his family. Thank you to Tarek, who ever that karate specialist was that took Mustafa Ali down with one kick, lol. 

MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
RK-BRO DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND OMOS 
Lol, Riddle entering the Abdu Arena on a camel. While Randy Orton walk by his side. I wonder what he's thinking. 

MATCH #04 "QUEEN CROWN TOURNAMENT"
ZELINA VEGA DEFEAT DOU DROP 
My money is on Dou Drop. I see that Zelina Vega is working hard during this match. As I mentioned earlier, I'm not going to be surprised if she wins and become Queen. 

MATCH #05 "NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH"
GOLDBERG DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 
Goldberg living up to his word for his son, Gage. It look like Goldberg meant what he said about killing Bobby Lashley. Bobby Lashley haven't moved an inch since being speared into a pile of rubble off of the stage. I'm proud of Goldberg. I probably never seen this side of him and never will again. Let's be honest, how often does WWE let someone like Goldberg have a moment like this. This was a great match.

MATCH #06 "KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT"
XAVIER WOODS DEFEAT FINN BALOR 
This was a great match between both sides. Congratulations, Xavier Woods for becoming King. 

MATCH #07 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIG E DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
Will Drew McIntyre be bringing the WWE Championship to Smackdown if he wins it tonight. 
Okay I guess not. It look like Big E will remain as the WWE World Champion.
Big E fought himself an legitimate competitor in McIntyre. Big E proved to everyone in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia and anywhere else across the world that he's WWE Championship worthy. 

MATCH #08 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
"SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT BIANCA BEL AIR AND SASHA BANKS 
Congratulations Becky Lynch πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
I knew you could do it. Don't listen to the haters. Becky, you know what you can do to the haters.🀭

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 
Brock Lesnar stands at the Universal Championship record of 503 days. Roman Reigns today is currently 416 days. 
This been there first match in 19 months. Brock Lesnar setting it off to Roman Reigns. 
It doesn't matter, how meaning beatings Brock Lesnar been putting on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns still going to win. This was an awesome pay per view but the fact that Roman Reigns refuses to let go of his Universal championship that what kills the pay per view. Brock Lesnar done layed out 4 German suplexes, 2 F5s on Roman Reigns. They couldn't knock out Roman Reigns. Of course let's add this to the script, knock out Referee Charles Robinson so Brock Lesnar would miss the count. Referee Charles Robinson is down. Now, The Usos are on the attack for Brock Lesnar. And, I know everyone is asking, What was that bullshit with Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman sliding in the Universal Championship across the ring. Who was Paul Heyman referring it to. Roman Reigns being the first one to snatch it then Brock Lesnar. Roman and Brock having a little tug a war with the Universal Championship inside the ring. 
A new referee was eventually sent down to the match to fill in for Referee Robinson. Allowing Roman Reigns to capitalize with the use of the Universal Championship to score tonight's victory. 

Crown Jewel was awesome except the main event. Until WWE remove off of Roman Reigns back and let him go. The brand will never be the same.

NEXT WWE EVENTS:
SURVIVOR SERIES, Sun, November 21st @ The Barclay Center 

WWE Live Holiday Tour, Sun, December 26th @ Madison Square Garden 

Sunday, September 26, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2021 Issue #02 "Extreme Rules"

Extreme Rules Pay Per View going down tonight. 🀭 They need to change the name to Normal Rules. There isn't anything Extreme about tonight's pay per view. The only match that is Extreme Rules worthy tonight is the Becky Lynch verses Bianca Bel Air for the Smackdown Women's Championship. I'am looking forward to that. I want Becky Lynch to prove to these damn haters that she can take down and slaughter Bianca Bel Air in more than 0.26 seconds. Becky Lynch will regain her championship after tonight. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

I know it sounds like I'm hating and I'm not feeling the card for the night. Let's face it, I'm pretty sure there are a few of you who aren't feeling tonight's card as well. Only six matches scheduled for Extreme Rules with no Extreme wrestlers. I don't see any Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, Aj Styles, Omos, Bobby Lashley, Viking Raiders on the card. Most importantly no, Big E the WWE Champion. Why isn't the WWE Champion booked for tonight's pay per view. 

Extreme Rules Kick Off Show Panel: 
Kevin Patrick, Booker T, JBL, Kayla Braxton, Peter Rosenberg and joining the panel tonight Sonya Devil' lol. I call her a devil because of the way she's been treating Naomi. πŸ–•πŸΏ

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH
LIV MORGAN DEFEAT CARMELLA 
Liv Morgan may have shut up Carmella for awhile.πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Okay what is this. Is someone tapping my phone. This is hell of a coincidence. I just mentioned there names about not being in the pay per view. Now look here they are, Aj Styles, Omos, Big E and Bobby Lashley have a match tonight. An impromptu match over what went down backstage, that's going to be the opening match of Extreme Rules. 

MATCH #01
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY, AJ STYLES AND OMOS 

MATCH #02 "SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS 

Bobby Lashley is heated. He still haven't forgotten what Big E done to him. Bobby Lashley calling out Big E for a one on one match on Raw tomorrow night for the WWE Championship.

MATCH #03 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS 
Charlotte demolishing Lilly. Charlotte is evil.
Alexa Bliss is torn apart. She is broken down. 

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
DAIMEN PRIEST DEFEAT JEFF HARDY & SHEAMUS 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMIEN PRIEST πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #05 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH VS BIANCA BEL AIR 
I had so much faith in Becky Lynch to win this match. Bianca Bel Air gave Becky Lynch a good match, I would love to see her win it. Until that bitch came out and ruin it. Y'all know who I'm talking about "IT'S BITCH TIME!", SASHA BANKS. Sasha Banks coming out and finishing where she left off, taking it out on Bianca and Becky. 

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT THE DEMON
This is such bullshit staged for Roman Reigns. How the hell did that happen. The Demon getting ready to do the cudagra and then out of nowhere the top rope broke. Which gave Roman Reigns a chance for a spear to The Demon. 🀭 

NEXT WWE EVENTS:
CROWN JEWEL, OCTOBER 21ST @ 1PM 
SURVIVOR SERIES, NOVEMBER 21ST 
TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS, DEC. 12TH

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2021 Issue #01 "Bizmarkie Way - Street Dedication"

REST IN PEACE TO MARCEL THEO "BIZMARKIE" HALL 
APRIL 08, 1964 - JULY 16, 2021
Just spent the afternoon in Patchogue, Long Island. The home of the legendary Bizmarkie to honor and say goodbye once again to a legend. Recently during the summer Hip Hop experienced the loss of fallen soldier, Diabolical Bizmarkie. Bizmarkie whose government name is known as, Marcel Hall but to the Hip Hop culture, he is the Bizmark. 
Bizmarkie was born in Harlem but Long Island is where his heart and soul was at. 
Bizmarkie who first made his mark onto the Hip Hop culture by dee jayng and later transition into emceeing. 
This is why I can understand today they're doing a street dedication for the legendary Diabolical Bizmarkie this afternoon in Patchogue, Long Island. 
I'am just glad that I made it and there were still a few people around. I already have missed the speeches. Then, I've heard there were was one performance I've missed. I'am glad that I've got to politic with a few heads and take a few photographs of the Bizmarkie street sign. The day didn't turn out to be a waste after all. Hip Hop is never a waste. Everyone came out to respect The Biz, no one wasn't leaving anyone time soon. 
Bizmarkie's dedication wasn't the same type of dedication like everyone else's. There weren't any "LIVE DJ SERVICE" in progress. 
Perhaps that may have something to do with where he comes from. I know I only spent about an hour and a half in Patchogue but from that experience. I can tell this is a nice town that wants to maintain the upkeep of its environment.


Sunday, August 22, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2021 Issue #02 NXT Takeover 36

Kick Off Show Match:
RIDGE HOLLAND DEFEAT TREY BAXTER

NXT Takeover 36 matches 

CAMERON GRIMES DEFEAT LA KNIGHT for the Million Dollar Championship. 

RAQUEL GONZALEZ DEFEAT DAKOTA KAI to remain NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION. That was a very good match between the two of them. It would of been a whole lot better if the championship was given to my girl, Dakota. But after seeing Kay Lee Ray make her appearance on NXT. I'm starting to see what Raquel used for and who?

ILJA DRAGUNOV DEFEAT WALTER for the NXT-UK CHAMPIONSHIP. What an awesome between both men, Walter and Dragunov. I know alot of people were routing for Walter. I stood by Dragunov. Walter been carrying the NXT-UK Championship for 870 days. Thanks to Ilja Dragunov, he won't be. That was actually funny I don't think I ever seen Walter tap out before, lmao. 

ADAM COLE VS KYLE O'REILLY 
           "THE UNDISPUTED FINALE"
KYLE O'REILLY winner of the pinfall match
ADAM COLE  winner of the street fight
KYLE O'REILLY winner of the steel cage 
Adam Cole has his ego to blame for losing. He had plenty of chances to escape the cage when O'Reilly was down. Instead, he wants to hang back inside the ring poeking fun at O'Reilly. 

This match right here is bullshit. Who gives a shit about this, Somoa Joe vs Karrion Kross. We already know, Kross is losing it. And, again Kross is alone. What's the matter with those two? Him and Scarlett having issues. 

SOMOA JOE DEFEAT KARRION KROSS for the NXT CHAMPIONSHIP.


Saturday, August 21, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2021 Issue #01 Summerslam

Kick Off Show: Booker T, Jerry Lawler, Peter Rosenberg, Kayla Braxton 
 
Kick Off Show Match:
BIG E DEFEAT BARON CORBIN to get his Money In The Bank briefcase back. 

Summerslam:
MATCH #01 
RK BRO DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND OMOS to become the New Raw Tag Team Champions 

MATCH #02
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT EVA MARIE Dou Drop grabbing the mic and announcturning Eva Marie as the winner. She didn't like what Dou Drop, did. 

MATCH #03
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT SHEAMUS to become the New United States Champion

MATCH #04
THE USOS DEFEAT THE MYSTERIOS 
         "SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

Sasha Banks unable to complete this evening. Bianca Bel Air will be facing Carmella. Guess, who's back it's Becky. Becky Lynch is here. Becky Lynch attacking Carmella and tossing her over the ring. Becky Lynch with a handshake to a punch on a Bianca Bel Air. Becky Lynch pinning Bianca Bel Air.

MATCH #05 
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT BIANCA BEL AIR she become the new Smackdown Women's Champion

MATCH #06
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT JINDER MAHAL 

MATCH #07
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT NIKKI ASH AND RHEA RIPLEY become the new Raw Women's Champions 

MATCH #08 
EDGE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 

MATCH #09
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT GOLDBERG
Bobby Lashley remained WWE Chaimpion Bobby Lashley with the full nelson on Bill Goldberg's son 

MATCH #10
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JOHN CENA
Roman Reigns remained Universal Champion After the match, Broc Lesnar making an arrival to confront Roman Reigns. Broc Lesnar making his presence strong and why he's there. According to the look on Roman Reigns face he's not in the mood with getting involved into anything involving Broc Lesnar. 

Sunday, July 18, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2021 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"


I'm getting ready for tonight's Money In The Bank pay per view. I haven't been out on a Sunday night for along time involving wrestling. Although I'm not expecting a awesome pay per view. I just missed the good times that I had in the past with the homies inside of the bar. I believe there are six matches scheduled for tonight. However, there are only two matches that is worth watching tonight. My eyes are all over money in the bank, men and women competition. 

Competing tonight in the men money in the bank.... Drew McIntyre, Riddle, John Morrison, Kevin Owens, Big E, Ricochet, Shinsuke Nakamura and Seth Rollins. 
For the men, I'm behind Big E, Riddle, Kevin Owens and John Morrison. Those four I'll support throughout this match. 

Competing tonight in the women's money in the bank.... Asuka, Naomi, Zelina Vega, Natalya, Tamina, Liv Morgan, Nikki Cross and Alexa Bliss.
For the women, I'll stand behind both Nikki Cross and Asuka throughout this match. NatHowever that doesn't mean I have hatred towards the other ladies involved in the money in the bank. Nikki Cross and Asuka are my first and second choice for tonight's victory.

Right there, those are my top matches of the night. I don't give a shit about Roman Reigns vs Edge. I love Edge but I know Edge isn't capturing the title. The same goes with Bobby Lashley vs Kofi Kingston. Bobby Lashley still remaining champion tonight. However, Kofi Kingston does have a better chance of earning the championship than Edge tonight.

MITB KICK OFF SHOW 
THE USOS DEFEAT THE MYSTERIO to become the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions 

MATCH #01 "WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
ALEXA BLISS, LIV MORGAN, NIKKI CROSS, NATALYA, TAMINA, ZELINA VEGA, NAOMI AND ASUKA 
Nikki Cross the winner of tonight's Women MITB, I was actually surprised. Nikki Cross had me worried because this match I'm going to tell you the truth she sucked. I didn't think she was going to make it. I'm glad She did. Congratulations to Nikki Ash πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #02 "RAW TAG TEAM MATCH"
AJ STYLES & OMOS DEFEAT THE VIKING RAIDERS 
This match is bullshit. They should of put this match inside the kick off show. Aj Styles and his 06 foot bodyguard defending the raw tag team championships, what a joke smh. 🀭

MATCH #03 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON
Bobby Lashley is ready to take on Kofi Kingston. Bobby Lashley beating the crap out of Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston ain't doing anything in response. Kofi Kingston tapping out to the hurt lock. Kofi Kingston signing up tonight to be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a live audience.

MATCH #04 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHEA RIPLEY
Charlotte sucks, damaging Rhea Ripley leg. Rhea Ripley tapping out. BULLSHIT MATCH!πŸ–•πŸΏ You know what would make this awesome if Nikki Cross cashes in her briefcase tomorrow night on Raw against Charlotte Flair for the Women's Championships. 

MATCH #05 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
KEVIN OWENS, RIDDLE, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, RICOCHET, JOHN MORRISON, BIG E, SETH ROLLINS AND DREW MCINTYRE 
Big E the winner of tonight's Men MITB match. Probably the best match of the night. Big E capturing the briefcase. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ BIG E ROCKS! BIG E ROCKS! BIG E ROCKS! WOOOHOOO 
That was too bad for what happened to Drew McIntyre but he did it to himself. Drew cannot say he did not expect Jinder Mahal and his goons coming out here and ruining the MITB match. Drew McIntyre being assaulted and abducted by Jinder Mahal, Shanky and Bear from the arena. 

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT EDGE
Thanks to the help of Seth Rollins interference. Seth Rollins taking his anger out on Edge for his loss in the MITB match. Seth blaming Edge for taking his spot. Edge had enough of Rollins. The two of them in the middle of a war throughout the audience. Roman Reigns isn't bothered by those two. All he wants to know, "Will you acknowledge me!"... I guess you can say John Cena, acknowledge him tonight. It was a surprise at the ending no one expected John Cena to return tonight. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Next WWE Event: 
WWE Summerslam Saturday, August 21st and Sunday August 22nd 

Smackdown Live Friday Night, September 10th at Madison Square Garden 


















Sunday, June 20, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2021 Issue #02 WWE "Hell In A Cell"


No, Roman Reigns tonight. Roman Reigns and Rey Mysterio spending Father's Day with their family. 

Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre will get to be the main event match of the night. Roman Reigns winning on this Friday's past Smackdown only erased one garbage match off of the Hell In A Cell Pay Per View. 

Let's look over for what we have taking place in tonight's Hell In A Cell Pay Per View. We have our Raw Women's Championship Rhea Ripley facing Charlotte Flair tonight. The same goes for Smackdown, Bianca Bel Air will be facing Bayley. I already know who's going to win. My money is on Rhea and Bianca but Bayley I still love you. 😍
I don't know what WWE is going to do with Sami Zayn? I don't know what Kevin Owens is going to do with Sami Zayn? Sami Zayn is getting annoying. If any wrestler in the WWE that should of been fired. It should of been Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn sucks! How many times are we going to see Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn wrestlers, 🀭 omg. 
Same goes for Cesaro and Seth Rollins, I hope WWE don't make a habit with these two on the matches. I don't think anyone wants to see repeated matches of Cesaro and Seth Rollins, either. After tonight Cesaro should do all of his damage on Seth Rollins and then take it to Roman Reigns next Friday on Smackdown. 

Hell In A Cell Kick Show with Kayla Braxton, Jerry Lawler, Sonya Deville, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Match:
NATALYA DEFEAT MANDY ROSE

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BAYLEY 
Bianca congratulated Bayley. I give Bianca credit for being backstage with the interviewer and telling her that, Bayley kicked your butt. 

It turns out there will be no cage matches for this pay per view. Only Bianca Bel Air vs Bayley, and Bobby Lashley vs Drew McIntyre are the Hell In A Cell matches tonight. The rest are regular matches.

MATCH #02 
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT CESARO 
Seth Rollins getting a head start on Cesaro, before the bell rings. Seth Rollins looking to embarrass Cesaro. Cesaro with an uppercut. We're starting to remember the Young Cesaro. Cesaro on the uppercut train. Cesaro looking for the palay. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow, Cesaro powering out. Cesaro with the swings onto Seth Rollins. How many of y'all remember, this? You know how much this effected Seth Rollins, lmao. Cesaro now, locking in a sharpshooter on Seth Rollins followed by the albatross. 
I feel so bad for Cesaro. He should just quit and I know I'm going to hate saying this but its true, join AEW. Cesaro gets screwed too many times inside this organization. Let's face it they're in love with Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins tonight with his quick roll out pin on Cesaro. 

MATCH #03 
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT SHAYNA BASZLER 
Reginald avoiding the stir of Alexa. 
Shayna Baszler stomping Alexa Bliss's elbow. Alexa is in agony for the moment. She turn it more into laughter. Shayna Baszler attempting to break Alexa's wrist. Alexa trying to urge Shayna to look directly at her. Shayna trying to avoid looking at her but she failed. Alexa escaped off of Shayna Baszler. 
Alexa pinning down Shayna. 
Alexa targeting her eyes towards Nia Jax. 
Nia Jax is under Alexa's spell. Reginald trying to help Nia Jax but she slaps him. 
Nia Jax is completely confused to why she slapped the shit out of Reginald. Alexa Bliss is controlling everyone mind in the WWE. 

MATCH #04 
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Kevin Owens still having trouble breathing from two nights ago from Commander Aziz. Sami Zayn taking advantage of his trouble breathing. Kevin Owens is hurt, the official is trying to check on him. Sami Zayn want the match to continue. Kevin Owens fighting with a broken shoulder tonight. He can't barely breathe, he's fighting with all he got. 
Sami Zayn gets tonight's win over a unfair match with a competitor in less physical condition. This is one of the reasons why I mentioned earlier why Sami Zayn sucks.πŸ–•πŸΏ

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHEA RIPLEY BY DISQUALIFICATION 
Charlotte Flair gaining an upperhand on Rhea Ripley, before the bell rings. Charlotte Flair tossing the Championship Belts into Rhea Ripley's face. Charlotte Flair attacking Rhea Ripley, all over her at the early upstart of the match. Rhea Ripley breaking out in the middle of the ring. Rhea Ripley with the riptide. Charlotte Flair breaking out. 
Charlotte Flair with the Natural Selection locked into Rhea Ripley. Charlotte has her foot on the rope. Charlotte with Rhea's face repeatedly up against the turnbuckle. 
Rhea Ripley fighting desperately to keep her title. Rhea Ripley getting herself disqualified on purpose with the usage of the announce table on Charlotte Flair. 
Rhea Ripley is pissed tonight. Charlotte Flair was kicking her ass. She couldn't handle her in the ring. Rhea Ripley gave up. She just wanted to make sure Charlotte doesn't leave here tonight with her championship. 
Rhea Ripley still champion, however. Rhea Ripley pulled some coward shit.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
With the help of the MVP. Bobby Lashley recapture his title and made sure it'll be the last time Drew McIntyre will be facing him. 

Next Upcoming WWE Pay Per View Events:
Money In The Bank Sunday, July 18, 2021

Summerslam, Sunday, August 22, 2021




Thursday, June 10, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2021 Issue #01 NXT TAKEOVER; In your house:

NXT Takeover, In your house pay per view going down tonight. I would love to be in my house tonight. For tonight's pay per view. I'll be with my mom. However, I can try and enjoy the events as much as I can, as a NXT Takeover fan. 

DING DING HELLO!, LOL 
What a nice imitation set from Bayley. NXT Takeover In Your House Pay Per View, lol. They're using a familiar set with the whole door concept. That's what made me think of Bayley and her talk show. 

I manage to catch the first match on the bus heading back home. 
MATCH #01
BRONSON REED & MSK DEFEAT LEGADO DEL FANTASMA 
Bronson Reed pinned Raul Mendoza 

Tian Sha, Xia Li and Bowa finally can add some sort of nemesis to their list, Mercedes Martines doesn't play easy nor fair. 
I can say the same thing about them.
MATCH #02 
MERCEDES MARTINES DEFEAT XIA LI 
Mercedes Martines still wanted to the fight. She took care of Bowa and Xia Li with the usage of the steel chair, after the match was over. Mercedes Martines wanted more, she called out Tian Sha. Which may have been a mistake. Mercedes Martines still took her on as the woman she is. She just didn't survive. 

MATCH #03 "MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPIONSHIP/LADDER MATCH" 
L.A. KNIGHT DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 
HOSTED BY: TED DIBIASE 
L.A. Knight, the new million dollar champion. I had a feeling, he would win. Tonight is his first championship in a NXT/WWE brand. Ted Dibiase presenting to L. A. Knight with the new million dollar championship title.
Cameron Grimes came close though, numerous times. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT EMBER MOON 
So far, Dakota Kai staying out of it. We have cheerleader, Dakota Kai out here right now. No involvements have been made yet. "DAMN, EMBER MOON GOT A PHAT ASS!" LOL I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ 
Okay, here we go. Dakota Kai placing Raquel's foot on the rope to break the 03 count. Shotzi Blackheart is back! Shotzi Blackheart and Dakota Kai slugging it out with a fair one.
Raquel Gonzales alone by herself take down Ember Moon. 

Todd Pettengill and Dexter Lumis Skit
Todd shouldn't have asked Dexter that question in regards to women. He wouldn't have to forfeit his stupid, because you pissed him off, lol. 
(I have no idea what him and Dexter were doing, this was probably some interlude.)

MATCH #05 "FATAL 05 WAY FOR THE NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KARRION KROSS DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY, ADAM COLE, PETE DUNNE AND JOHNNY GARGANO 
Shotzi Blackheart and Dakota Kai still tearing each other apart backstage. William Regal trying to maintain order between them. Johnny Gargano walking by them like they don't exist. This guy doesn't care about anything but himself. All he's thinking about is tonight's championship and that's where he's walking towards. I already know Karrion Kross is leaving as champion so it doesn't make any sense to route for a competitor in the match. It's a waste of time, unless Karrion Kross did something wrong and William Regal is removing the title off of him. One can only hope tonight. I have my eyes set for either, Kyle O'Reilly or Pete Dunne to capture the NXT World Championship.  Between O'Reilly and Dunne, its a 20, 20 chance. 
Karrion Kross is on top right now taking everybody out. Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly with a little Undisputed Era reunion putting Karrion Kross through the announce table. Just little reunion, Adam Cole broke it up real quick, lmao. 
Karrion Kross is back up again. This time, Pete Dunne is in the ring. Pete Dunne calling up, Karrion Kross. Kross and Dunne have some action before everyone get involved. Kyle O'Reilly with an ankle lock onto Adam Cole. Adam Cole in hesitation of the tapping out. Karrion Kross from behind with a headlock around Kyle O'Reilly forcing him to drop.  See, what did I tell you. Who went home with the title?

What was that I just heard about William Regal. He's thinking about saying, goodbye. I hope he's joking. It couldn't be over that Dakota Kai and Shotzi Blackheart brawl from backstage, we had earlier. Is this too much for Regal now, lol. 

NEXT WEEKEND: WWE HELL IN A CELL SUNDAY, JUNE 20, 2021 

WWE SUMMERSLAM SUNDAY, AUGUST 22, 2021

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2021 Issue #01 "Wrestlemania Backlash"

KICK OFF SHOW: Booker T, Kayla, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler, backstage working over Dominik. They couldn't find Rey Mysterio. Multiple referees coming to the aide of Dominik. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
Sheamus coming out to issue a open challenge for his United States Championship. According to Sheamus, anyone who would like the championship will have to defeat him first in a prior match to receive the opportunity. 
Ricochet came out accepting Sheamus's title opportunity. 
SHEAMUS DEFEAT RICOCHET 
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Ricochet attacking Sheamus and stealing his cap jacket, mocking Sheamus swagger having him look like a fool, lmao. That was so funny Sheamus deserve that disrespect and ridicule from Ricochet. Lol.

MATCH #01 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA & CHARLOTTE FLAIR 
Charlotte Flair need to focus on the match instead of bragging on the amount of matches, she had in her career. No one cares that you've been in 57 matches. 
Now, Asuka in full control. Charlotte Flair with a moonsault taking out Asuka. Charlotte trying to go for both with a double selection, Rhea Ripley kicked out. 
Rhea Ripley with the riptide on Asuka. Rhea Ripley regaining her championship. Rhea Ripley taunting Charlotte with her victory. 

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MYSTERIO DEFEAT DIRTY DOGZ 
The Dirty Dogz, champions for 127 days. Dominik is out of the equation. Rey Mysterio coming out here alone. Rey Mysterio agreeing to a 2 on 1 handicap for the tag team championships. Rey's daughter Aliya is willing to stick behind her dad. Do you think Rey made a good decision. Its been a rough night so far on Rey, especially without Dominik. 
Dominik walking down the ramp holding his injured ribs. Dominik wants a tag from Rey. Rey having doubts. The tag was finally made. Dominik is there. The Mysterios were in there and they made history. The first, "Father and Son" tag team πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #03 "LUMBERJACK MATCH"
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT THE MIZ 
Lol, omg what the hell is Priest doing, ZOMBIES!! Those were, his ideas of this lumberjacks match, omg. What is this suppose to be Wrestlemania Backlash or an episode of Walking Dead. 
Seriously bro, now you got Priest out here fighting the Zombies with The Miz.
John Morrison got taken out by one of the Zombies.
The Miz about to be devoured by The Zombies. 

MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BAYLEY 
I'm about to go eat dinner. I'll probably miss most of this match but who cares. I already know who's going to win, Miss Bel Air. I don't give a shit about her. Let me know when, Bayley champion again, then I'll start paying attention to the women's division.

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre at the beginning of match working together to eliminate Braun Strowman. Yeah, thats right get rid of the big guy first. Apparently there plan failed. 
Bobby Lashley have been temporarily dispose by Drew McIntyre through the LED boards. Right now its just Drew McIntyre and Braun Strowman. Drew McIntyre shutting down the Strowman express. McIntyre preparing a claymore for Strowman. Strowman spearing McIntyre followed by a slam into the announce table. Once, McIntyre got back on his feet. McIntyre got himself back in the ring and manage to get the claymore onto Braun Strowman. 
Where Bobby Lashley, out of nowhere speared Braun Strowman, regaining the WWE World Championship. 

Next WWE Event: "HELL IN A CELL!" JUNE 20, 2021

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT CESARO 
Cesaro first, championship opportunity. I'am proud of him. Quite frankly I'am proud of anyone brave enough that is willing to put their life on the line to face Roman Reigns. 
Roman Reigns coming out alone tonight. Apparently he doesn't trust Jey Uso. He think Jimmy may have changed his mind. Roman want to do this alone except Paul Heyman. Well, you know Roman need Heyman. Roman can't carry his Universal Championship by himself. He need Paul Heyman to do it. 
Let's go Cesaro! Do the best you can. Cesaro doing good. Roman taking off guard. Cesaro may have tweak his arm. Roman looking to take advantage. Suplex by Cesaro, despite his arm injury coming from Roman Reigns, Cesaro going for a neutralizer on Roman Reigns his bad arm gave out, Roman Reigns with a superman punch, Roman Reigns with a pin count, Cesaro kick out, Cesaro keeps living, Roman Reigns is frustrated and livid, he does not know how to put him down, Roman Reigns finally put Cesaro to rest with the guillotine. 

Jey Uso comes out to acknowledge the Head of the Table.... Roman Reigns tell Jey Uso to beat up on Cesaro. (A helpless and defenseless Cesaro) Jey Uso actually went and did it. If that wasn't worse enough, look who else came out joined. 
Seth Rollins attacking Cesaro brutality with vicious payback. Seth Rollins take the steel chair and use it on the injured arm of Cesaro. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow across Cesaro's injured arm. Seth Rollins making it LOUD AND CLEAR, THERE NOT OVER!

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #03 Wrestlemania 37 Night 02

What a great night for Wrestlemania Night 01, last night. If you can say that everything you've seen was great. The only matches I thought were awesome was Aj Styles and Omos becoming the new Raw Tag Team Champions and Natalya and Tamina getting an opportunity for tonight to face Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the Women's Tag Team Championships. Everyone were so wrapped around Bianca's ponytail today off of last night's victory to becoming the newest Smackdown Women's Champion. Sometimes WWE fanboys can make you sick. They have that tendency to get themselves all excited over good news they knew months ago. The lamest match last night. I know alot of people will not agree with me. Perhaps if I was from Puerto Rico or from the South Bronx or from Washington Heights. Maybe my love and respect for Bad Bunny would perhaps be different. No, I do not think so Bad Bunny being a Latino doesn't have anything to do with it. Bad Bunny just sucks. Sure, Bad Bunny did an excellent job last night. What did Damien Priest do? Priest barely tagged in. Bad Bunny did most of the ring work. This is why, Damien Priest left NXT, to babysit Bad Bunny. 
I don't know anything about Bad Bunny's music and his record label. Whoever they are, receiving a large check from the WWE.

Before I go any further into the start of tonight's Wrestlemania 37 Night 02....  I feel it is right that I say congratulations to yesterday's Wrestlemania 37 Night 01 winners.... 
CONGRATULATIONS πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
Bobby Lashley 
Natalya and Tamina
Cesaro 
Aj Styles and Omos
Braun Strowman 
Bad Bunny and Damien Priest 
Bianca Bel Air 

"America" being sung by Ashland Craft

Titus O'Neil and Hulk Hogan, hosting tonight's event like last night. 

Randy Orton coming straight to the ring. Oh yeah baby, it look like we're going to have some blood and guts at the early start of Wrestlemania.
Alexa Bliss making her entrance down to the ring where there happen to be a very large Jack In The Box. Alexa Bliss begin spinning the handle until, yeah you've guessed right "THE FIEND" appeared.

MATCH 01 
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 
Alexa Bliss turning into the Sister Abigail during the match. Randy Orton with an RKO on The Fiend. After that, the lights went out and everyone disappeared. 

MATCH 02 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT NATALYA & TAMINA 
I'm routing for anyone to remove the gold from Nia and Shayna. TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ You could do it. 
A tremendous performance put on by Natalya and Tamina. Once again Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler proving tonight they own the ring. 

MATCH 03 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 
This is probably one of the matches I've been waiting to see tonight. Well not so much the match more the outcome of the match. I believe there is more to this than just Sami Zayn verses Kevin Owens. 
I peep, Logan Paul's hesitation clap for Sami Zayn. There weren't any hesitation with the clapping for Kevin Owens when he did the frogsplash on Sami Zayn, lol. 
Logan Paul checking on Sami Zayn, after the match. Logan Paul then went to go check on Kevin Owens. Sami Zayn getting mad at Logan Paul for looking Kevin Owens over. Sami Zayn trying to tell Logan not to trust him. Sami pushes him. Logan pushes back but harder. Sami goes over the tight ropes. Logan Paul find it necessary to torture Sami Zayn as he exit the arena by honoring Kevin Owens as tonight's winner. Kevin Owens went along with it to tease Sami. Kevin Owens then stunned Logan Paul. 

MATCH 04 "United States Championship"
SHEAMUS DEFEAT RIDDLE 
This match is bullshit. Sheamus doesn't need this, he's way beyond the United States Championship. I can't believe Sheamus is fighting hard for this title. Come on Riddle get in there. Don't let him take it. 🀭🀭🀭🀭

Wale performing Big E's entrance music 

MATCH 05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ NIGERIAN DRUM FIGHT"
APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT BIG E 
Dabba Kato, a former member from Raw Underground returning and taking out Big E. Apollo Crews capturing tonight's victory. 

Congratulations to this year's 2021 HALL OF FAME WINNERS.... 
RVD
Molly Holly
The Great Khali
Ozzy Osbourne 
Eric Bischoff
Rich Hering 
Kane

MATCH 06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 
Rhea Ripley's live entrance performance by Ash Costello. Brutality sounds much better off of an mp3. The performance was horrible. I couldn't understand anything that Ash Costello was saying. 
Rhea Ripley putting Asuka down with the riptide and pinning down Asuka. Wow, this is unbelievable both female championships changed this weekend. 

MATCH 07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT EDGE AND DANIEL BRYAN
Just like last night this will probably be my second worst match if Edge doesn't win this weekend. Last night I had to deal with Bad Bunny's annoying victory. I hope it won't be the same with Daniel Bryan. I'm actually going to change his name and start calling him Daniel Cryin'. That's exactly what he did went crying to Adam Pearce, went crying to the fans, went crying to anyone that'll take his side, as long as it weasel his way into this match. 
Triple threat match taking place where the champion doesn't have to be pinned. I'm for Edge, πŸ’― % 
Roman Reigns putting Daniel Bryan through announce table. Edge with a spear to Roman Reigns. 
Edge almost had it. Daniel Bryan pulling out Edge. Edge is livid. Edge with a steel chair going crazy on both Daniel and Reigns. Edge with a conchairto on Daniel Bryan. Jey Uso from behind on the attack creating a diversion. Roman Reigns with a spear on Edge. Roman Reigns retaining the Universal Championship. 

Next WWE Event: Backlash May 16th


Saturday, April 10, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #02 Wrestlemania 37 Night 01

WRESTLEMANIA 37 NIGHT 01

WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA SATURDAY @ RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM

Kick Off Show Panel with Jerry Lawler, Booker T, Kayla, JBL and Peter Rosenberg

Vince McMahon introducing Wrestlemania. It feels good to see him. We rarely get to see him.

"America The Beautiful" being sung by BeBe Rexha the WWE superstars and staff gathered at the top of the ramp.

Wrestlemania is in a weather delay. It will resume shortly. OMG, I can't believe this. Mother nature is wasting my money on peacock. This better clear up soon.

MATCH 01 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Drew McIntyre was setting up for the claymore, a distraction by MVP allowed Bobby Lashley to lock in the full nelson.

MATCH 02 "TAG TEAM TURMOIL"
BILLIE KAY & CARMELLA DEFEAT LANA & NAOMI
NEXT UP, THE RIOTT SQUAD... THE RIOTT SQUAD DEF. BILLIE KAY & CARMELLA
NEXT UP, MANDY ROSE & DANA BROOKE... THE RIOTT SQUAD DEF. MANDY ROSE & DANA BROOKE, NEXT UP, NATALYA & TAMINA... NATALYA & TAMINA EARNED THE WIN, THEY WILL FACE NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER FOR WWE WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS.

MATCH 03
CESARO DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
I'm not a huge fan of Cesaro but I guess if you were to ask me, Do you think Cesaro deserve to win tonight? Its Cesaro first Wrestlemania victory as a single competitor beating one of the best wrestlers in the WWE. Cesaro can't go nowhere at this point but up. Cesaro breaking his swing record tonight on Seth Rollins. At the beginning of the match he have given Rollins 09 swings and later he came back with 23 swings thats a total of 32 swings Cesaro given Seth Rollins tonight, lol.

MATCH 04 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

AJ STYLES & OMOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY What the hell is that Omos is wearing? I'm pretty sure what he's wearing isn't official wrestling gear. Of course I'm not going to tell this 7 foot giant. I can't believe it Omos destroyed The New Day and pinned Kofi Kingston for the Raw Tag Team Championship. 🀦‍♂️

MATCH 05 "STEEL CAGE"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Jaxson Ryker and Elias attacking Strowman before he entered the cage, giving Shane an advantage. Shane locking the cage door. Strowman eventually sliding himself into the cage. Shane with the use of a steel chair on Strowman's knee.
Shane always call Braun Strowman stupid. I don't think Shane McMahon is too bright himself. He actually had a win. Shane was over the cage but no he had to stop and gloat. Braun Strowman climbing up the cage the cage and tearing the cage apart to drag Shane McMahon into the ring from the otherside. Braun Strowman carrying Shane McMahon to the top of the cage and then tossing him from the top of the cage. Braun Strowman taking the pin onto Shane McMahon. 

MATCH 06
BAD BUNNY & DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT THE MIZ & JOHN MORRISON
What's this no Bugatti tonight? Bad Bunny showing up on top of a rig. Damien Priest is more than a bouncer. Its great to see him in the ring again. It will be a whole better when this Bad Bunny is gone.

MATCH 07 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
Its getting late, 11:27pm the time is now. Sasha Banks verses Bianca Bel Air, what everyone been waiting for. Well, yall can stop waiting its about to happen. I know everyone know what is about to take place, "HISTORY!' Bianca Bel Air showing off her strength, perhaps a bit too much with the lifting of Sasha Banks. She lifted her three times now. Sasha Banks with the intense pulling of Bianca's hair. Bianca giving Sasha a scar by the usage of her ponytail. Bianca Bel Air with the KOD on Sasha Banks. Bianca Bel Air the new Smack Down Women's Champion.

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover: Stand and Deliver Night Two"

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
Killian & Drake Maverick defeat Breezango, earning themselves a #01 contender spot next in line to face MSK for the NXT Tag Team Championships 

STAND AND DELIVER NIGHT 02

MATCH #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP/ UNIFICATION/ LADDER MATCH"
Santos Escobar defeat Jordin Devlin
This was an excellent match between Santos Escobar and Jordin Devlin. Of course, Santos Escobar with a little help from his goons during the match. Jordin Devlin with a pin, Legado Del Fantasma breaking up the pin and continuing the assault. Let's face it, NXT wasn't going to let Jordin leave there brand with one of there Cruiserweight belt. Now if Jordin wants his brands Cruiserweight belt back. He have to go against Santos Escobar in a upcoming match for the NXT UK Cruiserweight Championship. 

MATCH #02 "NXT WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Ember Moon & Shotzi Blackheart defeat Candace Lerae & Indi Hartwell 
This match was bullshit. Probably the weakest match on the card. I'm not going to say, Candace Lerae and Indi Hartwell didn't deserve a title against Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart. I just knew they weren't going home with the title. Anyone watching this match, didn't have to waste there time in front of peacock. I took a shower during this match. It was a long shower, the match was still going on. Candace Lerae and Indi Hartwell they put up a hell of a fight going after a title they weren't going to gain. I guess, I give them love for being soldiers and hanging there. Congratulations though to Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart.

MATCH #03 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
Johnny Gargano defeat Bronson Reed
Everyone here tonight already experience the unsuccessful win by one Gargano. I know everyone was hoping it'll be a two for two. For someone reason, Johnny Gargano wasn't going to let that happen. Of course with the assist of his helper, Austin Theory during certain times of the match. Eventually, Bronson Reed had Austin Theory taken care of by his own hands. The match then became a one on one match. It was a great match equal for both sides. There were just as many Reed chants, as there were Johnny Wrestling chants. Johnny Wrestling a major pay per view over Gargano's title is when we see the real Johnny Gargano. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
Karrion Kross defeat Finn Balor 
My wish have finally came true. Two long reigning champions in one week dethroned, tonight Finn Balor and last night on Night 01 that annoying bitch of a champion IO Shirai. You don't know how happy I've been. πŸ™‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ™‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š This is something I've been waiting for and it finally happened. I know in a couple of months I may regret the loss of Finn Balor and want him back. I just have that gut feeling that Karrion Kross isn't going to be that networthy champion that everyone expected. We all know for sure Karrion Kross is that die hard champion, who will do anything to retrieve his championship. I believe he shown that with the blow to back of the head of Finn Balor, knocking him on unconscious to score tonight's victory. 

MATCH #05 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Adam Cole 
I guess, I should say congratulations to Kyle O'Reilly but before I do so. I'm not saying Kyle O'Reilly doesn't deserve any props. Quite frankly, Kyle O'Reilly deserve all the love and  props especially after tonight's showdown. I'm going to call it what it was, a showdown. Kyle O'Reilly may have won tonight. I'm going to tell you the truth, he had to earn it. Adam Cole made him earn it. Kyle O'Reilly took an ass whopping, a beat down. There were times, where he couldn't even stand. The announce team were worried about his being. They were, but not Adam Cole. Adam Cole continued with the assaults and the attacks. The audience chanting, "FIGHT FOREVER!" "FIGHT FOREVER!" "FIGHT FOREVER!" For a minute I was starting to think this match was going to be forever. This match last ran at least 49 minutes. Its been a longtime I've ever seen a wrestling match at that length.
There was a funny moment during the match, omg Adam Cole is stupid lmao. Adam Cole did something so stupid, he knocked out the referee cold to the mat. Then, so superkicked Kyle O'Reilly. Kyle was out. I mean out. The match was over. At least that's what Adam Cole thought and so did everyone in the audience. Adam Cole went for the pin count. Everyone started counting, pass three. Adam Cole had a win but no referee. Why, because he's a moran. He forgot what he did to the referee. The ref was still out, and that's good no replacement referee came out to the match. He gotten what he deserve. 

I would like to congrate NXT on their Wednesday night victory for finally defeating AEW by 80, 000 viewers on their final night. Congratulations to NXT πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ


Sunday, March 21, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2021 Issue #02 "Fastlane"

Okay, good evening everybody welcome to the Fastlane pay per view. WWE have alot of food layed out for the night. It doesn't mean everything is quite delicious. Come with me, let's see what's tasteful of the night. Going down this evening we have, Drew McIntyre vs Sheamus for the 100th time. These two love each other in the ring. One can only kick another person's behind for so long. Going down, we have the Nigerian Imposter Apollo Crews vs Big E for the Intercontinental Championship, worse Smackdown storyline and accent in history. I'm routing for Big E 100%. Apollo Crews ruined his class and his reputation.
Let's move on to some of the major matches that I have my eyes on for later in the pay per view. Matches like, Randy Orton vs Alexa Bliss, If you have been watching Monday Night Raw the past few weeks and what's been happening to Randy Orton. You only have to wonder what's on Randy's mind. Or will tonight perhaps be another night of Alexa Bliss getting over on Randy Orton. I don't want to see any of that. I want to see, the return of The Fiend!
The major two matches that everyone came out for, I would have more passion for them but let's face it. Who cares about it, Roman Reigns defeating Daniel Bryan for the Universal Championship, Edge the special enforcer will make sure that'll happen tonight and for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler defeating Sasha Banks and Bianca Bel Air. 🀭🀭🀭🀭 Those two matches aren't any big deal of the night. 
Fastlane Kick Off Show:
Booker T, Kayla, Peter Rosenberg, Jerry Lawler and Sonya Deville 
Kick Off Show Match #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RIDDLE DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI 
It look like Retribution is finally done with Mustafa Ali's bullying. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Awesome, no more Retribution. 

MATCH #01 "WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BIANCA BEL AIR 
Sasha Banks blaming Bianca Bel Air for the loss. I believe Bianca received the message from the pimp slap, echoing the arena. It have been set for April 07th, Bianca Bel Air verses Sasha Banks at Wrestle Mania 37.

MATCH #02 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIG E  VS APOLLO CREWS 
Bullshit, what the fuck happened. The match have stopped. Apollo is all over Big E kicking his ass. Big E have retained his title. Why was the match stopped in the first place? 🀭

Some more bullshit, Shane going to have Elias take his place tonight, omg. Elias probably can't back out of it, The McMahon's will damage his internet record sales. You know how Elias feels about his music, lol. 
MATCH #03 
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ELIAS 🀭

Look like the hour is turning around with the Seth verse Nakamura. I was having my doubts about Fastlane. Seth Rollins maintain the victory. Shinsuke Nakamura fought a good fight. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #04
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA 

Seriously, Drew what's with the blue face paint coming to the ring. You look like a freaking smurf. If this is going to be your new look. You should fire whoever came up with it. 
This match is okay, probably only of the best things on so far tonight. I don't have anything against Drew McIntyre and Sheamus but when two people have been killing one another for twenty years its time to call a truce. 
MATCH #05
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SHEAMUS 
Yes, Drew McIntyre defeated Sheamus again how many have that been I've lost count, smh. 

This is one of the matches I've mentioned earlier I wanted to see, Randy Orton verses Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss doing everything possible to frighten Randy Orton. Alexa trying to torch Randy, lol. Alexa trying to flatten Randy. She's having objects drop from the ceiling. OMG, this broad is crazy. All of this is only the prelude. Until that final moment when he arrives. 
He's here, The Fiend coming through the middle of the canvas. The Fiend returning with a brand new mask partly torched. 
MATCH #06 
RANDY ORTON VS ALEXA BLISS 
NO DECISION

Edge ended up destroying the match. This is how it all started with once again Jey Uso interfering during one of cousin's matches. There weren't no referee available. The referee have been taking out. Edge, basically tried his best to keep things in line throughout the match. Edge, later beaten both Roman and Daniel with a steel chair before he exited from his enforcer duties. Roman Reigns with a superman punch and pinfall on Daniel Bryan. 
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER, EDGE 
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN 

Wow, tonight's pay per view. How do I feel about tonight's pay per view? If you want my honest opinion, 🀭 boring. I should of stayed home. I appreciate coming out tonight to Legends Bar. I had a great time. I always have a great time. Sometimes we don't know how or better yet the intentions of how bad WWE plans to air one of their pay per views. These are things we should know especially when dealing with the WWE. Tonight's pay per view was so bad. Only three out of eight matches were good this evening. Technically maybe two, considering the United States Championship match was on the Kick Off Show. Either way, it was only three matches that had your attention. Everything else was yawning. πŸ₯± 

NEXT WWE EVENT 
WRESTLEMANIA 37 APRIL 07TH 
NXT TAKEOVER STAND & DELIVER APRIL 08TH






Sunday, March 7, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2021 Issue #01 "AEW Revolution"

Good evening, Rusty Jabbers. I know some of y'all weren't expecting me. Its good to be out here a year later in the midst of all that Covid-19 chaos. I'm getting ready to take part in for the night, AEW Revolution pay per view at Legend bar. I know I don't normally do to many coverages of AEW and Impact. Well, tonight will be my revolution. I'm apologizing to AEW for any neglect.

MATCH #01
THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT MJF & CHRIS JERICHO 
Oh wow, I'm late. I just walked inside of Legend Bar, omg. I almost forgot which team I was routing for. #teamyoungbucks 
I'm sorry I missed the rest of the match. Regardless I'am proud of The Youngbucks for tonight's success πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #02 CASINO BATTLE ROYAL TAG TEAM 
QT MARSHALL & DUSTIN RHODES, DARK ORDER, SANTANA & ORTIZ, MATT & MIKE SYDAL, STU GRAYSON, BILLY GUNN & AUSTIN GUNN, PETER AVALON, THE VARSITY BLONDES, JURASSIC EXPRESS, THE BUTCHER & THE BLADE, PRIVATE PARTY, SCU, PAC, REY FENIX, JON SILVER & REYNOLDS 
Pac, Jon Silver, Rey Fenix and Jungleboy the last four participants remaining in the Casino Battle Royal.
Rey Fenix bringing it home for the team. Rey Fenix, the winner of the Casino Battle Royal.
Death Triangle will get the next AEW World Tag Team Championships opportunity at the Youngbucks. 

MATCH #03 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT RYO MIZUNAMI
I'm starting to think Shida's matches are full of shit. No matter how much you whup her ass, she always manage to maintain gasoline in her tank. I don't care what anyone says, I know Ryo Mizunami is new to me but she did a hell of a job over Hikaru Shida. Of course, Shida always got to go home the winning champion. I'm getting sick of this. 🀭

AEW DOUBLE OR NOTHING MAY 30, 2021

MATCH #04 
MIRO & KIP SABIAN DEFEAT CHUCK TAYLOR & ORANGE CASSIDY 
Miro finally showed the real Rusev in the ring. Although it may have cost him his friendship between Kip Sabian. I don't know, we will have to find out on Wednesday's Dynamite. Miro putting Penelope Ford's life in hand during the match. 

MATCH #05 "THE BIG MONEY MATCH"
HANGMAN ADAM PAGE DEFEAT MATT HARDY 
I hear the people on TV routing loud and clear for Team Hardy. I wonder what side is Legend is on. You know I'm on Team Hangman, minus The Dark Order. 

The winner of tonight's ladder match will face Darby Allin on Wednesday's Dynamite.

MATCH #06 "LADDER MATCH" 
SCORPIO SKY DEFEAT MAX CASTER, LANCE ARCHER, CODY RHODES, PENTO EL ZERO, AND ETHAN PAGE 
So AEW fans aren't just rude. I found out tonight they have poor taste in hip hop music. I notice alot of AEW fans among me showing support to Max Caster horrible lyrics, smh. 🀭 Why I don't know. The ladder match is getting ready to begin. I notice a surprise visitor. Someone whom I've been wondering his lost since the karate man stick. Guess who's back! "ETHAN PAGE IS ALL ELITE!" 
It was an awesome match I say that. Congratulations to all the superstars in the ladder match. Congratulations to Scorpion Sky for winning tonight. Good luck on Dynamite Wednesday against Darby Allin.

Scorpio Sky will face Darby Allin for the TNT Championship this Wednesday on Dynamite 

The moment everyone been waiting for all week. "CHRISTIAN CAGE IS ALL ELITE!"

MATCH #07 STREET FIGHT 
STING & DARBY ALLIN DEFEAT RICKY STARKS & BRIAN CAGE 
Darby Allin, why do people care so much about him. A dufus on a skateboard with his face painted, oh thats cool. 🀭 LOL, I love the seesaw maneuver done by Hawk and Hubbs. Darby Allin being tossed through the window, lol classic πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
Ricky Starks did a good job in his match up against Sting during the street fight and vice versa. Sting making an excellent come back going up against Rick Starks. I notice throughout the street fight the main focus were kept either on Sting vs Starks or Darby vs Cage. Sting was the one who managed to get pinfall on Ricky Starks. Brian Cage and Darby Allin later on in the night have been taken out of action. 

MATCH #08 "AEW CHAMPIONSHIP BARBED WIRE EXPLODING MATCH"
KENNY OMEGA DEFEAT JON MOXLEY 
OMG, LOL Can you imagine being surrounded in an area all decorated with exploding barbed wires. There's no safe area at all, the referee know it, he's out here covered in a disposable suit.
The smoke coming from the wires. Both, Moxley and Omega bathing in blood. Perhaps Moxley in more than Omega. Jon Moxley with the pin count. The Good Brothers and Don Callis getting involved. 
After the match, Jon Moxley being handcuffed in the middle of the ring. Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers beating down on Jon Moxley some more and threatening to leave him there for the remainder of the night surrounded around the explosion which they did. Which was bullshit. So, Eddie Kingston suppose to be a face now. He came out to the ring to cover Jon Moxley from all the barbed wire explosion. 
 

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2021 Issue #03 "Elimination Chamber"

Good evening this evening to my Rusty Jabbers. Good evening to the Chamber kick off show panel, as well. Joining us this evening on the panel, Charly Caruso, Peter Rosenberg, Booker T and JBL. 
I just want to let everyone know before we get started. I'am not hundred percent myself. Forgive me on the lack of typing and comments used during each match. I will trying and put my best efforts throughout the evening. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
JOHN MORRISON DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI, XAVIER WOODS, ELIAS AND RICOCHET 
Fatal Four Way match to compete against Riddle and Bobby Lashley for the United States Championship in the Elimination Triple Threat match. 

Elimination Chamber is underway, it look like we're getting ready to begin things first with the Smackdown Elimination Chamber. Get rid of the trash early. I hope it doesn't take too long dealing with these losers. 
MATCH #01 "SD ELIMINATION CHAMBER"
SAMI ZAYN, KING CORBIN, CESARO, KEVIN OWENS, DANIEL BRYAN AND JEY USO 
The elimination chamber will begin with the following participants inside the ring, Cesaro going up against Daniel Bryan. While the others remain inside the pod at set time.
01st Pod opening, King Corbin entering with his ruthless mentality. Former Golden glove winner, Corbin is all over Cesaro and Bryan. 
2nd Pod opening, Sami Zayn but of course he's being very hesitant. He's looking to enter the ring at his own time. Cesaro bursting into Sami's pod and dragging him out of it. I can see what's on Cesaro's agenda tonight. He want a piece of that ass whipping. 
3rd Pod opening, Kevin Owens.... Sami Zayn trying to get on Kevin Owens good side. The love is lost between them two. Kevin Owens looking good tonight. Cannonball on Cesaro, Cannonball on Daniel Bryan and a Cannonball on Sami Zayn but thats not all followed by a Pop up powerbomb on Cesaro, a Pop up powerbomb on Daniel Bryan, a Pop up powerbomb on Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens the only one standing in the ring, at least for now.
 Final Pod opening, Jey Uso 
Kevin Owens eliminated Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn refusing to leave the chamber. Sami Zayn smashed Kevin Owens arm in between the chamber door. Jey Uso applying pressure with the door. Jey Uso eliminating Kevin Owens. Cesaro is down to fight the last two remaining competitors of the Chamber, Daniel Bryan and Jey Uso. Whoever wins this match faces Roman Reigns this evening. 
Jey Uso eliminated Cesaro
Daniel Bryan eliminated Jey Uso 
DANIEL BRYAN - "WINNER"

Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman on there way down to the ring to take advantage of Daniel Bryan at his mercy. Daniel Bryan just got finish wrestling 40 minutes inside a Elimination Chamber. Roman Reigns looked at this as a easy win. 
MATCH #02 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN 
EDGE ON THE ATTACK WITH A SPEAR ON ROMAN REIGNS AND MAKING HIS ANSWER LOUD AND CLEAR 

MATCH #03 "TRIPLE THREAT FOR UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RIDDLE DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY AND JOHN MORRISON 
Lame, so that's why they needed John Morrison because Riddle couldn't pin Bobby Lashley. 

MATCH #04 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BIANCA BEL AIR 
Reginald costing Sasha the match by handing her the wine bottle. 

MATCH #05 "RAW ELIMINATION CHAMBER"
DREW MCINTYRE, AJ STYLES, KOFI KINGSTON AND SHEAMUS. 
JEFF HARDY VS RANDY ORTON 
First Pod opening, Drew McIntyre. 
Second Pod opening, Kofi Kingston. 
Kofi Kingston eliminated Randy Orton 
Omos ripped Aj Styles out of Pod. Aj Styles trying to get the upper hand on a pin, either it'll be Kofi Kingston or Jeff Hardy.
Adam Pearce was livid, having Omos removed from the arena. 
Final Pod opening, Sheamus. 20 years of friendship going down the drain. Sheamus and McIntyre with the hard hitting blows looking to get at each other. 
Kofi Kingston trying very hard to be the ultimate opportunist. Kofi Kingston just went around the ring and pin everyone but they've all kicked out. It's funny how it didn't work for him. Sheamus eliminating Kofi Kingston.
Drew McIntyre with the claymore and a pin 
eliminating Jeff Hardy. We have three superstars remaining, Drew McIntyre, Sheamus and Aj Styles. 
Aj Styles eliminating Sheamus.
Aj Styles looking for the phenomenal forearm
Drew McIntyre taking down Aj Styles with a claymore flying through the air. 

Bobby Lashley with a spear ruining Drew McIntyre celebratory moment. Bobby Lashley is all over Drew McIntyre. Bobby Lashley locking in the full nelson. 

The Miz coming running down the ramp with the MITB briefcase and a referee. The Miz cashing it in. The Miz is the new WWE Champion.

MATCH #06 "MIZ CASHING IN THE MITB"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE to become the new WWE Championship 




NEXT WWE PPV EVENT FASTLANE SUNDAY MARCH 21ST 

Sunday, February 14, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2021 NXT Takeover: "VENGEANCE DAY" Issue #02


Everyone getting ready for tonight's Vengeance Day pay per view/ the finals of the Dusty Cup Classics, male and female wrestling competitors. Congratulations to tonight's participants in the Dusty Cup finals womens, Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzales facing Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart. I'm not a huge fan of Shotzi Blackheart. I look at her like a little cockaroach but my feelings for Shotzi Blackheart shouldn't be the downfall to Ember Moon. I'm going to ignore Shotzi Blackheart during that match and just focus on Ember. Ember you got this, I'm routing for you and you only. Y'all might think I'm being harsh. I wouldn't have to be if Shotzi wasn't such a thorn in my backside. Next match scheduled for tonight for the Dusty Cup finals men, MSK facing The Grizzled Young Veterans. This is going to be a great match between both teams. You have no idea who will pull off a victory. My money is on MSK, THE MARIJUANA SMOKING KIDS. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ As for the rest of tonight we're in for a big surprise with matches on the card. I'm definitely looking forward to tonight's main event, Finn Balor verses Pete Dunne. Finn Balor and Pete Dunne, two competitors I know so much about and I believe the same is said about them. Dunne and Balor aren't strangers to one another, this game and most importantly their mat technique. Pete Dunne wants what Finn Balor is holding. 

I would like to like to thank Wade Barrett and Sam Roberts for the kick off show. Let's get things started with tonight's pay per view.

MATCH #01 "DUSTY CUP WOMEN FINALS" 
DAKOTA KAI & RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT EMBER MOON & SHOTZI BLACKHEART 
I meant what I said from earlier, 🀟🏿 Team Ember. Let's go girl, you got this πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Come on Ember get back in the ring, the referee didn't see you tag your partner. Tonight's on you. Come on girl, don't tell me your tired. I know you're more in shape than me. Ember Moon, stop playing! Yo, ref what's the deal? I should FUCK YOU UP! My girl had a pin on Raquel Gonzales. You over there arguing with Dakota Kai. Raquel Gonzales tossing Ember Moon off of the platform. Shotzi Blackheart being left alone inside the ring. Of course she couldn't pull it off, Raquel Gonzales and Dakota Kai scoring the win. Congratulations to Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzales for tonight's Dusty Cup Win.πŸ† From here they'll go onto face the current and retaining WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler at Wrestle Mania 37. I knew I should have stuck with my original pick. I still love you Ember Moon. πŸŒ™ 

MATCH #02 "N. A. CHAMPIONSHIP" 
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT KUSHIDA 
Johnny Gargano looking to show Kushida who he is. Gargano sending back, The Way. He wants to go at this alone. Johnny Gargano is an excellent technical wrestler. It is just too bad, he prefer to shows his ignorance and moronic on NXT. Both men just put on a hell of a match. There is no other wrestler on NXT like Kushida that could of bought it to Johnny Gargano like he can. The last time John Gargano fought this hard, it was up against Damien Priest. Johnny Gargano should change his name to Johnny Showtime instead of Johnny Wrestling. Its obvious he cares more about wrestling whenever its on a pay per view rather than the weekly show. 

MATCH #03 "DUSTY CUP MEN FINALS"
MSK DEFEAT GRIZZLED YOUNG VETERANS 
Okay time for the fun and games are over. You guys can show the Grizzled Young Veterans who's house is this. Wow, that was crazy a moment a few seconds ago, Carter giving the best to Zack Gibson. Zack Gibson wasn't prepared for Carter's hostilities. Wes Lee being tossed through a table. Carter all alone in the ring. The Grizzled Young Veterans with a mugging. Grizzled Young Veterans with a pin attempt. Wes Lee with the save. MSK manage to get the pinfall over the Grizzled Young Veterans. Congratulations to tonight's Dusty Cup Winners πŸ† MSK πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ I just hope Oney Larcen and Danny Burch were watching this match. They're looking at there next opponents for the NXT Tag Team Championships. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP"
IO SHIRAI DEFEAT TONI STORM AND MERCEDES MARTINES 
This match I would say is a good match and I would love to see it but I'm not going to have high hopes on it. It doesn't matter who I favor during this match. It's all going to come back to that one person, IO Shirai the second thorn in my backside. πŸ™ I'm going to take this time and clean my bedroom. I'm pretty sure, I will not like the results. Clearly she aimed that at you, Beth. Toni Storm destroying Beth Phoenix's desk. See, what I tell you, did I lie. This fucking title is glued to her. #ioshiraisucks

OMG, who is LA Knight but he looks like. Oh know it isn't. It can't be, but it is ELI DRAKE just signed with NXT.... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT PETE DUNNE 
Pete Dunne with a powerbomb followed by pin, Balor kicking out. First pinfall of the night so for by Pete Dunne. Pete Dunne really giving it to Balor. Balor keeps contouring. Balor could barely stand. Balor ripping the mouthpiece out of Pete Dunne. Finn Balor taking down Pete Dunne with coup de grace maneuver, ceiling the victory.... Oney Larcen and Danny Burch from behind attacking Finn Balor. Of course being the cowards that they are hightailing it from the ring once they've seen the Undisputed Era coming. That was great what the Undisputed Era did for Finn Balor. I just never expected this. I don't think anyone did either.  Adam Cole stabbed Kyle O'Reilly in the back. Leaving him laying flat on the canvas from a superkick. Same thing he did to Finn Balor. Adam Cole leaving the ring, Roderick Strong left along with him but you can see he didn't want to go. Roderick Strong didn't know anything about that. Oh God, it look like Adam Cole is up to his old tricks again. Please don't tell me NXT is doing this for ratings. I know the old Adam Cole will bring ratings to NXT. Oh yeah not to mention, what I've seen earlier the NXT newly signed LA Knight (former Eli Drake) I can't wait until Wednesday. The suspense is intriguing.

THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES 
   RIP OCTOBER 12, 1945 TO JUNE 11, 2015