Sunday, March 21, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2021 Issue #02 "Fastlane"

Okay, good evening everybody welcome to the Fastlane pay per view. WWE have alot of food layed out for the night. It doesn't mean everything is quite delicious. Come with me, let's see what's tasteful of the night. Going down this evening we have, Drew McIntyre vs Sheamus for the 100th time. These two love each other in the ring. One can only kick another person's behind for so long. Going down, we have the Nigerian Imposter Apollo Crews vs Big E for the Intercontinental Championship, worse Smackdown storyline and accent in history. I'm routing for Big E 100%. Apollo Crews ruined his class and his reputation.
Let's move on to some of the major matches that I have my eyes on for later in the pay per view. Matches like, Randy Orton vs Alexa Bliss, If you have been watching Monday Night Raw the past few weeks and what's been happening to Randy Orton. You only have to wonder what's on Randy's mind. Or will tonight perhaps be another night of Alexa Bliss getting over on Randy Orton. I don't want to see any of that. I want to see, the return of The Fiend!
The major two matches that everyone came out for, I would have more passion for them but let's face it. Who cares about it, Roman Reigns defeating Daniel Bryan for the Universal Championship, Edge the special enforcer will make sure that'll happen tonight and for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler defeating Sasha Banks and Bianca Bel Air. 🀭🀭🀭🀭 Those two matches aren't any big deal of the night. 
Fastlane Kick Off Show:
Booker T, Kayla, Peter Rosenberg, Jerry Lawler and Sonya Deville 
Kick Off Show Match #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RIDDLE DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI 
It look like Retribution is finally done with Mustafa Ali's bullying. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Awesome, no more Retribution. 

MATCH #01 "WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BIANCA BEL AIR 
Sasha Banks blaming Bianca Bel Air for the loss. I believe Bianca received the message from the pimp slap, echoing the arena. It have been set for April 07th, Bianca Bel Air verses Sasha Banks at Wrestle Mania 37.

MATCH #02 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIG E  VS APOLLO CREWS 
Bullshit, what the fuck happened. The match have stopped. Apollo is all over Big E kicking his ass. Big E have retained his title. Why was the match stopped in the first place? 🀭

Some more bullshit, Shane going to have Elias take his place tonight, omg. Elias probably can't back out of it, The McMahon's will damage his internet record sales. You know how Elias feels about his music, lol. 
MATCH #03 
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ELIAS 🀭

Look like the hour is turning around with the Seth verse Nakamura. I was having my doubts about Fastlane. Seth Rollins maintain the victory. Shinsuke Nakamura fought a good fight. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #04
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA 

Seriously, Drew what's with the blue face paint coming to the ring. You look like a freaking smurf. If this is going to be your new look. You should fire whoever came up with it. 
This match is okay, probably only of the best things on so far tonight. I don't have anything against Drew McIntyre and Sheamus but when two people have been killing one another for twenty years its time to call a truce. 
MATCH #05
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SHEAMUS 
Yes, Drew McIntyre defeated Sheamus again how many have that been I've lost count, smh. 

This is one of the matches I've mentioned earlier I wanted to see, Randy Orton verses Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss doing everything possible to frighten Randy Orton. Alexa trying to torch Randy, lol. Alexa trying to flatten Randy. She's having objects drop from the ceiling. OMG, this broad is crazy. All of this is only the prelude. Until that final moment when he arrives. 
He's here, The Fiend coming through the middle of the canvas. The Fiend returning with a brand new mask partly torched. 
MATCH #06 
RANDY ORTON VS ALEXA BLISS 
NO DECISION

Edge ended up destroying the match. This is how it all started with once again Jey Uso interfering during one of cousin's matches. There weren't no referee available. The referee have been taking out. Edge, basically tried his best to keep things in line throughout the match. Edge, later beaten both Roman and Daniel with a steel chair before he exited from his enforcer duties. Roman Reigns with a superman punch and pinfall on Daniel Bryan. 
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER, EDGE 
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN 

Wow, tonight's pay per view. How do I feel about tonight's pay per view? If you want my honest opinion, 🀭 boring. I should of stayed home. I appreciate coming out tonight to Legends Bar. I had a great time. I always have a great time. Sometimes we don't know how or better yet the intentions of how bad WWE plans to air one of their pay per views. These are things we should know especially when dealing with the WWE. Tonight's pay per view was so bad. Only three out of eight matches were good this evening. Technically maybe two, considering the United States Championship match was on the Kick Off Show. Either way, it was only three matches that had your attention. Everything else was yawning. πŸ₯± 

NEXT WWE EVENT 
WRESTLEMANIA 37 APRIL 07TH 
NXT TAKEOVER STAND & DELIVER APRIL 08TH






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