Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2021 Issue #01 "AEW Revolution"

Good evening, Rusty Jabbers. I know some of y'all weren't expecting me. Its good to be out here a year later in the midst of all that Covid-19 chaos. I'm getting ready to take part in for the night, AEW Revolution pay per view at Legend bar. I know I don't normally do to many coverages of AEW and Impact. Well, tonight will be my revolution. I'm apologizing to AEW for any neglect.

MATCH #01

THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT MJF & CHRIS JERICHO 

Oh wow, I'm late. I just walked inside of Legend Bar, omg. I almost forgot which team I was routing for. #teamyoungbucks 

I'm sorry I missed the rest of the match. Regardless I'am proud of The Youngbucks for tonight's success 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH #02 CASINO BATTLE ROYAL TAG TEAM 

QT MARSHALL & DUSTIN RHODES, DARK ORDER, SANTANA & ORTIZ, MATT & MIKE SYDAL, STU GRAYSON, BILLY GUNN & AUSTIN GUNN, PETER AVALON, THE VARSITY BLONDES, JURASSIC EXPRESS, THE BUTCHER & THE BLADE, PRIVATE PARTY, SCU, PAC, REY FENIX, JON SILVER & REYNOLDS 

Pac, Jon Silver, Rey Fenix and Jungleboy the last four participants remaining in the Casino Battle Royal.

Rey Fenix bringing it home for the team. Rey Fenix, the winner of the Casino Battle Royal.

Death Triangle will get the next AEW World Tag Team Championships opportunity at the Youngbucks. 

MATCH #03 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT RYO MIZUNAMI

I'm starting to think Shida's matches are full of shit. No matter how much you whup her ass, she always manage to maintain gasoline in her tank. I don't care what anyone says, I know Ryo Mizunami is new to me but she did a hell of a job over Hikaru Shida. Of course, Shida always got to go home the winning champion. I'm getting sick of this. 🤭

AEW DOUBLE OR NOTHING MAY 30, 2021

MATCH #04 

MIRO & KIP SABIAN DEFEAT CHUCK TAYLOR & ORANGE CASSIDY 

Miro finally showed the real Rusev in the ring. Although it may have cost him his friendship between Kip Sabian. I don't know, we will have to find out on Wednesday's Dynamite. Miro putting Penelope Ford's life in hand during the match. 

MATCH #05 "THE BIG MONEY MATCH"

HANGMAN ADAM PAGE DEFEAT MATT HARDY 

I hear the people on TV routing loud and clear for Team Hardy. I wonder what side is Legend is on. You know I'm on Team Hangman, minus The Dark Order. 

The winner of tonight's ladder match will face Darby Allin on Wednesday's Dynamite.

MATCH #06 "LADDER MATCH" 

SCORPIO SKY DEFEAT MAX CASTER, LANCE ARCHER, CODY RHODES, PENTO EL ZERO, AND ETHAN PAGE 

So AEW fans aren't just rude. I found out tonight they have poor taste in hip hop music. I notice alot of AEW fans among me showing support to Max Caster horrible lyrics, smh. 🤭 Why I don't know. The ladder match is getting ready to begin. I notice a surprise visitor. Someone whom I've been wondering his lost since the karate man stick. Guess who's back! "ETHAN PAGE IS ALL ELITE!" 

It was an awesome match I say that. Congratulations to all the superstars in the ladder match. Congratulations to Scorpion Sky for winning tonight. Good luck on Dynamite Wednesday against Darby Allin.

Scorpio Sky will face Darby Allin for the TNT Championship this Wednesday on Dynamite 

The moment everyone been waiting for all week. "CHRISTIAN CAGE IS ALL ELITE!"

MATCH #07 STREET FIGHT 

STING & DARBY ALLIN DEFEAT RICKY STARKS & BRIAN CAGE 

Darby Allin, why do people care so much about him. A dufus on a skateboard with his face painted, oh thats cool. 🤭 LOL, I love the seesaw maneuver done by Hawk and Hubbs. Darby Allin being tossed through the window, lol classic 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Ricky Starks did a good job in his match up against Sting during the street fight and vice versa. Sting making an excellent come back going up against Rick Starks. I notice throughout the street fight the main focus were kept either on Sting vs Starks or Darby vs Cage. Sting was the one who managed to get pinfall on Ricky Starks. Brian Cage and Darby Allin later on in the night have been taken out of action. 

MATCH #08 "AEW CHAMPIONSHIP BARBED WIRE EXPLODING MATCH"

KENNY OMEGA DEFEAT JON MOXLEY 

OMG, LOL Can you imagine being surrounded in an area all decorated with exploding barbed wires. There's no safe area at all, the referee know it, he's out here covered in a disposable suit.

The smoke coming from the wires. Both, Moxley and Omega bathing in blood. Perhaps Moxley in more than Omega. Jon Moxley with the pin count. The Good Brothers and Don Callis getting involved. 

After the match, Jon Moxley being handcuffed in the middle of the ring. Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers beating down on Jon Moxley some more and threatening to leave him there for the remainder of the night surrounded around the explosion which they did. Which was bullshit. So, Eddie Kingston suppose to be a face now. He came out to the ring to cover Jon Moxley from all the barbed wire explosion.