Sunday, May 16, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2021 Issue #01 "Wrestlemania Backlash"

KICK OFF SHOW: Booker T, Kayla, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler, backstage working over Dominik. They couldn't find Rey Mysterio. Multiple referees coming to the aide of Dominik. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
Sheamus coming out to issue a open challenge for his United States Championship. According to Sheamus, anyone who would like the championship will have to defeat him first in a prior match to receive the opportunity. 
Ricochet came out accepting Sheamus's title opportunity. 
SHEAMUS DEFEAT RICOCHET 
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Ricochet attacking Sheamus and stealing his cap jacket, mocking Sheamus swagger having him look like a fool, lmao. That was so funny Sheamus deserve that disrespect and ridicule from Ricochet. Lol.

MATCH #01 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA & CHARLOTTE FLAIR 
Charlotte Flair need to focus on the match instead of bragging on the amount of matches, she had in her career. No one cares that you've been in 57 matches. 
Now, Asuka in full control. Charlotte Flair with a moonsault taking out Asuka. Charlotte trying to go for both with a double selection, Rhea Ripley kicked out. 
Rhea Ripley with the riptide on Asuka. Rhea Ripley regaining her championship. Rhea Ripley taunting Charlotte with her victory. 

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MYSTERIO DEFEAT DIRTY DOGZ 
The Dirty Dogz, champions for 127 days. Dominik is out of the equation. Rey Mysterio coming out here alone. Rey Mysterio agreeing to a 2 on 1 handicap for the tag team championships. Rey's daughter Aliya is willing to stick behind her dad. Do you think Rey made a good decision. Its been a rough night so far on Rey, especially without Dominik. 
Dominik walking down the ramp holding his injured ribs. Dominik wants a tag from Rey. Rey having doubts. The tag was finally made. Dominik is there. The Mysterios were in there and they made history. The first, "Father and Son" tag team ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

MATCH #03 "LUMBERJACK MATCH"
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT THE MIZ 
Lol, omg what the hell is Priest doing, ZOMBIES!! Those were, his ideas of this lumberjacks match, omg. What is this suppose to be Wrestlemania Backlash or an episode of Walking Dead. 
Seriously bro, now you got Priest out here fighting the Zombies with The Miz.
John Morrison got taken out by one of the Zombies.
The Miz about to be devoured by The Zombies. 

MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BAYLEY 
I'm about to go eat dinner. I'll probably miss most of this match but who cares. I already know who's going to win, Miss Bel Air. I don't give a shit about her. Let me know when, Bayley champion again, then I'll start paying attention to the women's division.

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre at the beginning of match working together to eliminate Braun Strowman. Yeah, thats right get rid of the big guy first. Apparently there plan failed. 
Bobby Lashley have been temporarily dispose by Drew McIntyre through the LED boards. Right now its just Drew McIntyre and Braun Strowman. Drew McIntyre shutting down the Strowman express. McIntyre preparing a claymore for Strowman. Strowman spearing McIntyre followed by a slam into the announce table. Once, McIntyre got back on his feet. McIntyre got himself back in the ring and manage to get the claymore onto Braun Strowman. 
Where Bobby Lashley, out of nowhere speared Braun Strowman, regaining the WWE World Championship. 

Next WWE Event: "HELL IN A CELL!" JUNE 20, 2021

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT CESARO 
Cesaro first, championship opportunity. I'am proud of him. Quite frankly I'am proud of anyone brave enough that is willing to put their life on the line to face Roman Reigns. 
Roman Reigns coming out alone tonight. Apparently he doesn't trust Jey Uso. He think Jimmy may have changed his mind. Roman want to do this alone except Paul Heyman. Well, you know Roman need Heyman. Roman can't carry his Universal Championship by himself. He need Paul Heyman to do it. 
Let's go Cesaro! Do the best you can. Cesaro doing good. Roman taking off guard. Cesaro may have tweak his arm. Roman looking to take advantage. Suplex by Cesaro, despite his arm injury coming from Roman Reigns, Cesaro going for a neutralizer on Roman Reigns his bad arm gave out, Roman Reigns with a superman punch, Roman Reigns with a pin count, Cesaro kick out, Cesaro keeps living, Roman Reigns is frustrated and livid, he does not know how to put him down, Roman Reigns finally put Cesaro to rest with the guillotine. 

Jey Uso comes out to acknowledge the Head of the Table.... Roman Reigns tell Jey Uso to beat up on Cesaro. (A helpless and defenseless Cesaro) Jey Uso actually went and did it. If that wasn't worse enough, look who else came out joined. 
Seth Rollins attacking Cesaro brutality with vicious payback. Seth Rollins take the steel chair and use it on the injured arm of Cesaro. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow across Cesaro's injured arm. Seth Rollins making it LOUD AND CLEAR, THERE NOT OVER!

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