Saturday, March 7, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #02 "Elimination Chamber Pay Per View"

Getting ready to have a good time tonight. I'm hoping for no epilepsy mishaps like last time on my way to a wrestling viewing party. I got my phone back on and running. My fingers are in motion for tonight's WWE Elimination Chamber pay per view. Let's get this party cracking. 

Although there is alot of mixed feelings about tonight's event. From what I've been hearing. The love for tonight's Elimination Chamber pay per view is on a minimal. According to social media there are no championship matches taking place in tonight's Elimination Chamber pay per view. 

Wow, that is kind of lame for a pay per view. I find it hard to believe that there will be no Universal, World, Intercontinental and Women's title being defended tonight. Well, exactly the World Championship I can believe it not being defended tonight because of who's currently carrying it Bonehead Lesnar.

I hear that the only championships being defended tonight are the Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships. Let's just hope its all talk. Aiming tonight for both, The Street Profits and Miz and Morrison to retain the title for their brand. 🤟

MATCH #01:
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT DREW GULAK 

Okay, guys it seems like we may have forgotten about the United States Championship being defended tonight. Andrade putting his title on the line against Humberto Carrillo. 

MATCH #02
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO 
Andrade out with his early aggression into the match. Humberto Carrillo needed the time to take Andrade over the top rope.
Humberto Carrillo have new life in this match. Humberto Carrillo with a super hurricanrana off of the top rope. Zelina Vega getting worried, she's tearing the mats apart. Humberto Carrillo being able to avoid this disaster. A game of back and forth with the pin. Andrade with a hand filled of tights for his leverage.

MATCH #03 "MEN'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Entering the chamber, right now...
MIZ AND MORRISON VS ROBERT ROODE AND DOLPH ZIGGLER VS LUCHA HOUSE PARTY VS HEAVY MACHINERY VS THE NEW DAY VS THE USOS
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler the final release from the pod tonight. I got to give it to them that was brilliant. Who knows how long this match will go on. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode could be inside the pod for 40 minutes for all we know until there release. They'll be well rested. They'll be fresh and ready for action while the other five teams beaten up and warned out. You don't realize what an advantage Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode will have. 
1st release: The New Day 
2nd release: The Usos 
3rd release: The Lucha House Party 
4th release: The Miz and Morrison 
5th release: The Heavy Machinery 
6th release: Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 
Here comes the final release sitting and waiting for 30 minutes. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode fresh and ready. The Heavy Machinery waiting on there release. Wow, that was fucking awesome I don't think I ever seen that in a elimination chamber match, before. Otis flying through the walls of the pod. 

Lucha House Party 1st elimination by The Heavy Machinery 
Heavy Machinery 2nd elimination by Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 3rd elimination by The New Day. It look like that sucks for them. All that bragging about being the final release into the chamber didn't pay off. 
The New Day 4th elimination by Miz and Morrison.
We are now down to two teams, The Usos vs Miz and Morrison. 
The Usos 5th elimination by Miz and Morrison. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 THE MIZ AND MORRISON, retaining the tag team titles, WOOOOO HOOOOO AWESOME!! 

MATCH #04 "NO DISQUALIFICATION" 
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT AJ STYLES with the assistance of The Undertaker, BOOO BOOO BOOO
Aj Styles being accompanied by The OC to ringside. I know alot of people been hating on Aj Styles for his recent personality changes. It doesn't matter to me, Aj Styles is still awesome inside the square-circle. Aleister Black and The Phenomenal finally get to square off inside the square-circle. I'm sitting here inside Jack Dempsey sporting my Aj Styles T-Shirt 👊👊👊 This is a no disqualification match, Gallows and Anderson presence at ringside allowed. Aj Styles already with the use of the kendu stick. Everything all legal. Aleister Black setting up the table. Aj Styles with the steel chair on the lower back on Aleister Black. Aleister Black getting a hold of the kendu stick now. Aleister Black landing Aj Styles into the corner of a steel chair that was meant for him. Aj Styles forgot he had set up the steel chair and ended up paying for it. Aleister Black kneeing Aj Styles into the table that was set up earlier by Aleister Black.
Aj Styles and The OC all over Aleister Black with a beat down. The lights begin going out.... The Undertaker appears once the lights come back up. This was totally unnecessary. The Undertaker wasn't needed here tonight. Yes, we get it The Undertaker vs Aj Styles at Wrestlemania 36. I believe everyone knows about there match in 28 days. Vince McMuFFin really promoting this match between them, smh. The Undertaker coming out here tonight giving an assist to Aleister Black. Aleister Black doesn't need an assist from anyone especially some old fart like The Undertaker.

MATCH #05 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS AND MURPHY with AOP
This match going to be boring. 🤭 I'm going to order myself something to eat. We all know The Street Profits is going to retain their championships. 💤
The Viking Raiders coming down the ramp trying to prevent the AOP from interfering throughout the match. The match is at two on two the way it suppose to be.
Of course, Kevin Owens coming through the audience enjoying a very large bucket of popcorn. You know he's out here to intimidate and torture Seth Rollins. Kevin Owens sitting on the announce table tossing popcorn into the face of Seth Rollins. Angelo Dawkins with a spear on Seth Rollins. Murphy have been taken out.
Seth Rollins very upset and embarrassed after the match. Seth Rollins concerned over Murphy. Kevin Owens from behind with a 
stunner on Seth Rollins. Kevin Owens dumping some more popcorn on Seth Rollins. Seth is irate. Owens going to pay.

It look like social media was wrong again. Another, championship match taking place for the night. Braun Strowman putting up his Intercontinental Championship on the line in a 03 on 01 handicap match against Sami Zayn, Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura.

MATCH #06 "03 ON 01 HANDICAP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND CESARO DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN 
Wow, the fucking upset of the night Sami Zayn pinned Braun Strowman. Sami Zayn the new Intercontinental Champion. It was all caused by a Kinshasa to the head of Braun Strowman into the ring post. That was so fucked up how it happened but then again it is about time for Sami Zayn to win some championship gold. This man been in the WWE for about four years and he never won any gold. I know it is fucked up that they picked this time to finally do it, lol.

MATCH #07 "FEMALE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA VS SARAH LOGAN VS LIV MORGAN VS SHAYNA BASZLER VS RUBY RIOTT VS NATALYA 
One of these six women will get an opportunity to face Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania 36 for the Raw Women's Championship. 
1st release: Ruby Riott
2nd release: Natalya 
Becky Lynch in her dressing room with her eyes on the match. 
3rd release: Sarah Logan 
4th release: Shayna Baszler SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!, SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!, SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!
5th release: Liv Morgan
6th release: Asuka
Here she comes, this is what everyone wanted to see, classic brawl between Shayna Baszler and Asuka. Bringing back sweet memories, NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT 

Sarah Logan 1st elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Ruby Riott 2nd elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Natalya 3rd elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Shayna Baszler eliminated 3 opponents in 60 seconds. Shayna Baszler waiting in the ring until the timer. 
Liv Morgan 4th elimination by Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler once again have more time in the ring to cool off before the next timer. Shayna is a beast tonight.
Asuka, the last pod to open up. Asuka going crazy. She want her hands on Shayna Baszler. 
Asuka 5th elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Shayna Baszler eliminated everyone. Shayna Baszler going to Wrestlemania 36. We're going to see, Becky No Belts in 28 days. 
BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS 

This wasn't an awesome pay per view, a tad boring and predictable. My only favorite match was the male elimination chamber match and maybe the Daniel Bryan vs Drew Gulak match. I give tonight pay per view performance a, C- 🙁


Upcoming WWE Events on the Road to Wrestlemania Begins....
WWE Hall of Fame Thursday, April 02nd at Amalie Arena, Tampa Bay, Florida 
NXT Takeover Tampa Saturday, April 04th at Amalie Arena, Tampa Bay, Florida 
Wrestlemania 36 Sunday, April 05th at Raymond James Stadium, Tampa Bay, Florida 
NXT-UK Takeover Dublin, Ireland Sunday, April 26th 
Summerslam, Sunday, August 23rd at TD Garden Arena, Boston, Massachusetts 
Wrestlemania 37, Sunday, March 28th 2021 "WRESTLEMANIA GOES HOLLYWOOD!"

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