I know this weekends Wrestlemania 36 event isn't your typical Wrestlemania event. There are alot of WWE haters aka AEW lovers who have been criticizing the production of this weekend's Wrestlemania. I may have left something out not only is this WWE's first non-audience pay per view it is also WWE's first pre-recorded pay per view as well. There are some who feel that Vince McMahon should have pushed back the date on the Wrestlemania. I completely agree but with all that is going on with the corona virus pandemic pushing an event back like this isn't the solution. If you are someone who love and support the WWE, you will open up the WWE network app on both nights at 7pm and show your love to Wrestlemania 36. Oh yeah, not to mention WWE Wrestlemania will also be broadcasting live on Fite TV this weekend for the first time. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Okay, we're about to get started with the Wrestlemania Kick Off Show, hosting tonight are the troublemaker, Corey Graves and Hip Hop Aficionado, Peter Rosenberg. Taking place tonight on Wrestlemania night one. We have, Shayna Baszler facing Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship, Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross facing The Kabuki Warriors for the Women's Tag Team Championships, Daniel Bryan facing Sami Zayn for the WWE Intercontinental Championship, I just heard that The Miz is out. Its going to be a single man triple threat match for the Tag Team Championship, Kofi Kingston vs John Morrison vs Jimmy Uso, each member representing their Tag Teams, Elias vs King Corbin, Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins, Aj Styles is looking for some revenge he's out to embarrass The Phenom Wrestlemania legacy. Aj Styles challenging The Undertaker to a Boneyard match, also we have another person that is out, Roman Reigns. Braun Strowman filling in for Roman Reigns to face Goldberg for the Universal Championship.
We have our first Kick Off Show Match about to take place....
CESARO DEFEAT DREW GULAK
I knew this was going to go down tonight. After what, Cesaro did last night to Drew Gulak and Daniel Bryan. Drew Gulak taking command at the early start of the match. Drew Gulak focusing on the arm of Cesaro. Cesaro feeling the pain of his arm being driven into the metal ringsteps. Cesaro back with an uppercut. Cesaro not being able to use the neutralizer. Cesaro with an airplane spin using no hands managing to take down Drew Gulak.
Wrestlemania 36 is about to go down on a closed set for the next 02 days without the 80 thousands fans due to the unfortunate incident around the world. WWE still want to put on an awesome show. Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 WWE DON'T STOP!
Hosting this weekend's Wrestlemania 36, Rob "The Gronk" Gronkowski and Mojo Rawley
On commentary for Night 01, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Michael Cole
MATCH #01 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT THE KABUKI WARRIORS
Congratulations to Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross for their 02X Women's Championship 👏👏👏👏 Excellent job by Nikki Cross, she was great inside the ring. Everybody give it up for Nikki Cross. 👏👏👏👏 Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross ending the 06 month reign of the Kabuki Warriors tag team championships. Great match so far to kick off, Wrestlemania.
Will, Elias be able to compete tonight against King Corbin. King Corbin hoping to get a forfeit victory. Elias is here and his guitar. The two aren't in the ring. The match haven't officially started yet. Elias looking to take King Corbin apart.
MATCH #02
ELIAS DEFEAT KING CORBIN
The match officially started now. I don't know I think King Corbin should of been the one to take this weekend off, lol.
The match have turned, King Corbin getting himself some of Elias. Elias shoulder first into the post. Elias with King Corbin now its his shoulder into the post. Both men are down now. Elias taking it to the top rope. Sorry bro, nobody's home. Elias a knee kick to King Corbin. Elias with another near fall. King Corbin with a fall on Elias. The referee witnessed King Corbin's feet on the rope. King Corbin arguing with the referee official, Jessica Carr. Elias from behind pinning King Corbin and holding the tights for leverage. Elias sealing the deal.
👏👏👏👏👏👏 Okay, Wrestlemania doing all good, too bad all of that is about to come to an end. Up next, Shayna Baszler to face Becky Lynch for the WWE Raw's Women's Championship. I would route for Becky Lynch but she haven't been the same Becky Lynch that I fell in love with.
Omg, this bitch! Seriously Becky again with the truck, smh. This is the reason why I don't have any love for Becky Lynch, anymore.
It's very hard to get behind Becky Lynch. I swear, she's so conceited and superficial now. I don't give a rat's ass who wins. These two bitches can kill each other. Fuck 'em! 🖕🖕
MATCH #03 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT SHAYNA BASZLER
Shayna Baszler and Becky Lynch already at one another with the fist. Omg, already Shayna Baszler going in with the carabuta clutch. Becky Lynch slipping away. Shayna Baszler with a near fall. Becky Lynch going for the disarmher. Once again they're back with the blow for blow. Shayna Baszler with an armbar. Shayna Baszler using Becky Lynch's submission to disarmher. Shayna Baszler using the rope on Becky Lynch to lock in the carabuta clutch. Shayna Baszler bashing Becky Lynch all over the desk. Shayna Baszler mocking Becky Lynch. Shayna Baszler looking to do some more damage on Becky Lynch. Shayna Baszler with another carabuta clutch on Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch looks beaten. Becky Lynch was faking it. I don't know how she did this. Becky Lynch bouncing back with a disarmher to take down Shayna Baszler. Congratulations to Becky Lynch tonight. It was an great match. Becky Lynch, love her or hate her. The only thing I want is the girl I fell in love with to come back.
Another match up next I don't give a shit about Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn. This match is 🤭
MATCH #04 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN
Sami Zayn is stalling, he won't get in the ring. Sami Zayn looking for a count out victory. Sami Zayn trying to walk up the ramp. Look at Daniel Bryan not going to let that happen. Daniel Bryan getting his hands on Sami Zayn and dragging him into the ring. Daniel Bryan not going to let Sami Zayn get away that easy. Daniel Bryan beating the hell out of Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn crying and begging to Daniel Bryan. Another one of Sami's tricks. Who cries during a match. I always knew Sami Zayn was a bitch but DAAAAMN, LMAO. Of course, Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro going to help Sami Zayn. Daniel Bryan taking out Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura. Sami Zayn with a kick taking out Daniel Bryan. Sami Zayn with another cheesy victory tonight. 🤭🤭🤭 I should of took a piss during this match.
MATCH #05 "TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH FOR THE SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
JOHN MORRISON DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON AND JIMMY USO
This is an interesting match a single's tag team triple threat match due to The Miz not participating. I hope he's alright. I wouldn't want his absence to be do to the COVID-19 pandemic. Each individual member have to represent their team and bring down both belts in order to win the match. There are no disqualification during this match. The ladders can be used as a weapon. John Morrison so far standing alone in the ring. John Morrison introducing his hardcore slamtown. Kofi Kingston climbing the ladder. Kofi Kingston looking to become the 08X tag team champs. Jimmy Uso making sure it doesn't happen. Kofi Kingston placing Jimmy Uso on the ladder. Kofi Kingston telling Jimmy Uso, I have to take you out. John Morrison with a spanish fly on Kofi Kingston. Jimmy Uso with a splash. All three men are down and out. Jimmy Uso, now has the ladder. Kofi Kingston in pursuit. Kofi knocked off the ladder. Kofi Kingston scaling the ladder from the inside of ladder. Jimmy Uso off the ladder. Kofi Kingston back on the ladder. John Morrison on the other side of the ladder. Kofi Kingston only fingertips away from the belt. John Morrison and Kofi Kingston down from the ladder. Jimmy Uso on the ladder. John Morrison pushing Jimmy Uso off the ladder. John Morrison setting up a new ladder. John Morrison going for the climb. Kofi Kingston back on the otherside of the ladder. Jimmy Uso with a ladder. All three of them at the top of the ladder fighting over the titles but who has them. Omg, who has them. Oh no, the titles are unhooked. Lol, shit tremendous John Morrison comes tumbling down but he has the championships still holding onto to them. Oh my God, fucking awesome John Morrison wins it for his team. 👏👏👏👏👏 LOL, WOOOOO HOOOOO that was beautiful. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Up next, Kevin Owens is looking to silence the Monday Night Messiah and of course create his own Wrestlemania moment. You know what Kevin Owens you wouldn't have to silence the Monday Night Messiah if you would, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kevin Owens your no angel.
MATCH #06
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS BY DISQUALIFICATION
Kevin Owens looking to teach Seth Rollins some wrestling manners. Kevin Owens all over Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with a flip on the side of the apron on Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins looking to take some control. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens with a shortness of breath outside of the ring. Seth Rollins going for the stump. Kevin Owens coming back with a DDT. Kevin Owens with a superkick. Kevin Owens with a cannonball. Kevin Owens hitting the senton. Kevin Owens going for the stunner. Instead responding with a closeline. Kevin Owens on the top turnbuckle with Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins got a hold of Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins with the buckle bomb on Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins nearly putting Kevin Owens away with the stump. Seth Rollins with the timekeepers bell to Kevin Owens skull. The referee call for the bell. Seth Rollins giving Kevin Owens his Wrestlemania moment. Kevin Owens wins by disqualification. Kevin Owens is not going to let Seth Rollins get away with that so easy. Kevin Owens want this match to start over, no disqualification, no count outs, pinfall or submission only.
MATCH #07 "NO DISQUALIFICATION"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Seth Rollins looking to take advantage. Seth Rollins want to do anything he wants. Kevin Owens need to shut his mouth and just accept his bullshit Wrestlemania moment.
Kevin Owens have won. You happy now, you fat Canadian fuck. You got your Wrestlemania moment. Kevin Owens finally burned it down, 🤭🤭🤭 Go to the back and call your boys. I'm sure your kids would be proud of their Daddy. 🤭🤭🤭
I don't give a shit about Kevin Owens. I don't give a shit about Seth Rollins, neither. However if someone were to ask me, who do I like more "SETH ROLLINS IS THE MAN!"👏👏👏
Up next, we're about to see Braun Strowman face Goldberg for the Universal Championship. This can be Braun Strowman first opportunity as a Universal Champion. Roman Reigns sitting tonight out. Thank you to Braun Strowman for filling in. I hope Braun Strowman wins. No disrespect to Goldberg but WWE doesn't need anymore part time Champions. We already know Drew McIntyre is getting rid of Raw's part time Champion tomorrow. Can Braun Strowman remove Smackdown's part time Champion tonight.
MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT GOLDBERG
Goldberg with four spears on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman kicking out everytime. Braun Strowman with a powerslam after powerslam onto Goldberg following it up with a running powerslam taking down Goldberg. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Braun Strowman for the first time as a Universal Champion, WOOOOO HOOOOO "THE MONSTER LIVES!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Omg, wow Aj Styles really had me fooled. I thought that was The Undertaker arriving to Wrestlemania in a hearse. Aj Styles popping out of a hearse, lol. Okay, no Undertaker tonight, The Deadman have arrived. Aj Styles and The Undertaker in the middle of a grave site.
MATCH #09 "BONEYARD MATCH"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT AJ STYLES
So far it look like Aj Styles is disappointing his fans. The Undertaker is all over Aj Styles. Come on, Aj show everyone what you wanted to do to The Deadman. Wow, Aj Styles falling in the grave. The match have just started. The O.C. showing up with a bunch of other minions looking to take down The Deadman. The Undertaker hanging in there. Aj Styles out of the grave. Aj Styles on top of The Undertaker. Oh wow, fucking awesome Aj Styles with a spear on The Undertaker through the gate. Aj Styles trying to prove that The Undertaker doesn't have it anymore. Aj Styles with a shovel. Now, its The Undertaker's turn to fall into the grave. Omg, seriously Aj Styles with a bulldozer. Bullshit, how did The Undertaker get out of the grave. The Undertaker standing behind Aj Styles on the bulldozer. The Undertaker all over Aj Styles. Omg, now there are flames everywhere. The Undertaker with a tombstone piledriver on Aj Styles on top of the roof of the shed. The Undertaker tossing Aj Styles off of the top of the roof from the shed. The Undertaker taunting Aj Styles. The Undertaker telling Aj Styles this isn't over its only getting started. Aj Styles apologizing to The Undertaker. He doesn't want to be buried. The Undertaker telling Aj Styles he's not going to bury him. The Undertaker turning around and kicking Aj Styles in the grave. The Undertaker inside the bulldozer dumping a pile of dirt unto Aj Styles in the grave. The Deadman getting on his harley and making his exit from the boneyard.
What a great night tonight. Give it up to WWE Wrestlemania Night 01, 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Join us here tomorrow as Wrestlemania 36 continues tomorrow night with night 02. Taking place tomorrow we have going down, John Cena vs The Fiend, Charlotte Flair vs Rhea Ripley for the NXT Women's Championship, Bayley in a 5 way elimination match for the SD Women's Championship with Naomi, Lacey Evans, Tamina and Sasha Banks, Andrade and Angel Garza vs The Street Profits for the Raw Tag Team Championships, Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley, Otis vs Dolph Ziggler, Edge vs Randy Orton in a last man standing match, Drew McIntyre vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Championship. There are plenty more action to take place tomorrow. "WRESTLEMANIA, TWO BIG FOR ONE NIGHT!" 🤟
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