Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2020 Issue #01 "Wrestlemania 36 Night 01 live at the Performance Center"

Get ready for the event that's bigger than one night, WWE Wrestlemania 36. A Wrestlemania weekend is about to take place for the first time ever in history in a non-audience arena. Lol, I don't know this is something to laugh at but at the same time it's also history that is being made this weekend in the WWE Performance Center. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

I know this weekends Wrestlemania 36 event isn't your typical Wrestlemania event. There are alot of WWE haters aka AEW lovers who have been criticizing the production of this weekend's Wrestlemania. I may have left something out not only is this WWE's first non-audience pay per view it is also WWE's first pre-recorded pay per view as well. There are some who feel that Vince McMahon should have pushed back the date on the Wrestlemania. I completely agree but with all that is going on with the corona virus pandemic pushing an event back like this isn't the solution. If you are someone who love and support the WWE, you will open up the WWE network app on both nights at 7pm and show your love to Wrestlemania 36. Oh yeah, not to mention WWE Wrestlemania will also be broadcasting live on Fite TV this weekend for the first time. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Okay, we're about to get started with the Wrestlemania Kick Off Show, hosting tonight are the troublemaker, Corey Graves and Hip Hop Aficionado, Peter Rosenberg. Taking place tonight on Wrestlemania night one. We have, Shayna Baszler facing Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship, Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross facing The Kabuki Warriors for the Women's Tag Team Championships, Daniel Bryan facing Sami Zayn for the WWE Intercontinental Championship, I just heard that The Miz is out. Its going to be a single man triple threat match for the Tag Team Championship, Kofi Kingston vs John Morrison vs Jimmy Uso, each member representing their Tag Teams, Elias vs King Corbin, Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins, Aj Styles is looking for some revenge he's out to embarrass The Phenom Wrestlemania legacy. Aj Styles challenging The Undertaker to a Boneyard match, also we have another person that is out, Roman Reigns. Braun Strowman filling in for Roman Reigns to face Goldberg for the Universal Championship. 

We have our first Kick Off Show Match about to take place....
CESARO DEFEAT DREW GULAK
I knew this was going to go down tonight. After what, Cesaro did last night to Drew Gulak and Daniel Bryan. Drew Gulak taking command at the early start of the match. Drew Gulak focusing on the arm of Cesaro. Cesaro feeling the pain of his arm being driven into the metal ringsteps. Cesaro back with an uppercut. Cesaro not being able to use the neutralizer. Cesaro with an airplane spin using no hands managing to take down Drew Gulak. 

Wrestlemania 36 is about to go down on a closed set for the next 02 days without the 80 thousands fans due to the unfortunate incident around the world. WWE still want to put on an awesome show. Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ WWE DON'T STOP!

Hosting this weekend's Wrestlemania 36, Rob "The Gronk" Gronkowski and Mojo Rawley 
On commentary for Night 01, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Michael Cole

MATCH #01 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT THE KABUKI WARRIORS 
Congratulations to Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross for their 02X Women's Championship ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Excellent job by Nikki Cross, she was great inside the ring. Everybody give it up for Nikki Cross. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross ending the 06 month reign of the Kabuki Warriors tag team championships. Great match so far to kick off, Wrestlemania. 

Will, Elias be able to compete tonight against King Corbin. King Corbin hoping to get a forfeit victory. Elias is here and his guitar. The two aren't in the ring. The match haven't officially started yet. Elias looking to take King Corbin apart. 

MATCH #02 
ELIAS DEFEAT KING CORBIN
The match officially started now. I don't know I think King Corbin should of been the one to take this weekend off, lol. 
The match have turned, King Corbin getting himself some of Elias. Elias shoulder first into the post. Elias with King Corbin now its his shoulder into the post. Both men are down now. Elias taking it to the top rope. Sorry bro, nobody's home. Elias a knee kick to King Corbin. Elias with another near fall. King Corbin with a fall on Elias. The referee witnessed King Corbin's feet on the rope. King Corbin arguing with the referee official, Jessica Carr. Elias from behind pinning King Corbin and holding the tights for leverage. Elias sealing the deal. 

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Okay, Wrestlemania doing all good, too bad all of that is about to come to an end. Up next, Shayna Baszler to face Becky Lynch for the WWE Raw's Women's Championship. I would route for Becky Lynch but she haven't been the same Becky Lynch that I fell in love with. 
Omg, this bitch! Seriously Becky again with the truck, smh. This is the reason why I don't have any love for Becky Lynch, anymore.
It's very hard to get behind Becky Lynch. I swear, she's so conceited and superficial now. I don't give a rat's ass who wins. These two bitches can kill each other. Fuck 'em! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•

MATCH #03 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT SHAYNA BASZLER 
 Shayna Baszler and Becky Lynch already at one another with the fist. Omg, already Shayna Baszler going in with the carabuta clutch. Becky Lynch slipping away. Shayna Baszler with a near fall. Becky Lynch going for the disarmher. Once again they're back with the blow for blow. Shayna Baszler with an armbar. Shayna Baszler using Becky Lynch's submission to disarmher. Shayna Baszler using the rope on Becky Lynch to lock in the carabuta clutch. Shayna Baszler bashing Becky Lynch all over the desk. Shayna Baszler mocking Becky Lynch. Shayna Baszler looking to do some more damage on Becky Lynch. Shayna Baszler with another carabuta clutch on Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch looks beaten. Becky Lynch was faking it. I don't know how she did this. Becky Lynch bouncing back with a disarmher to take down Shayna Baszler. Congratulations to Becky Lynch tonight. It was an great match. Becky Lynch,  love her or hate her. The only thing I want is the girl I fell in love with to come back. 

Another match up next I don't give a shit about Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn. This match is ๐Ÿคญ

MATCH #04 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN 
Sami Zayn is stalling, he won't get in the ring. Sami Zayn looking for a count out victory. Sami Zayn trying to walk up the ramp. Look at Daniel Bryan not going to let that happen. Daniel Bryan getting his hands on Sami Zayn and dragging him into the ring. Daniel Bryan not going to let Sami Zayn get away that easy. Daniel Bryan beating the hell out of Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn crying and begging to Daniel Bryan. Another one of Sami's tricks. Who cries during a match. I always knew Sami Zayn was a bitch but DAAAAMN, LMAO. Of course, Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro going to help Sami Zayn. Daniel Bryan taking out Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura. Sami Zayn with a kick taking out Daniel Bryan. Sami Zayn with another cheesy victory tonight. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ I should of took a piss during this match. 

MATCH #05 "TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH FOR THE SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
JOHN MORRISON DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON AND JIMMY USO
This is an interesting match a single's tag team triple threat match due to The Miz not participating. I hope he's alright. I wouldn't want his absence to be do to the COVID-19 pandemic. Each individual member have to represent their team and bring down both belts in order to win the match. There are no disqualification during this match. The ladders can be used as a weapon. John Morrison so far standing alone in the ring. John Morrison introducing his hardcore slamtown. Kofi Kingston climbing the ladder. Kofi Kingston looking to become the 08X tag team champs. Jimmy Uso making sure it doesn't happen. Kofi Kingston placing Jimmy Uso on the ladder. Kofi Kingston telling Jimmy Uso, I have to take you out. John Morrison with a spanish fly on Kofi Kingston. Jimmy Uso with a splash. All three men are down and out. Jimmy Uso, now has the ladder. Kofi Kingston in pursuit. Kofi knocked off the ladder. Kofi Kingston scaling the ladder from the inside of ladder. Jimmy Uso off the ladder. Kofi Kingston back on the ladder. John Morrison on the other side of the ladder. Kofi Kingston only fingertips away from the belt. John Morrison and Kofi Kingston down from the ladder. Jimmy Uso on the ladder. John Morrison pushing Jimmy Uso off the ladder. John Morrison setting up a new ladder. John Morrison going for the climb. Kofi Kingston back on the otherside of the ladder. Jimmy Uso with a ladder. All three of them at the top of the ladder fighting over the titles but who has them. Omg, who has them. Oh no, the titles are unhooked. Lol, shit tremendous John Morrison comes tumbling down but he has the championships still holding onto to them. Oh my God, fucking awesome John Morrison wins it for his team. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ LOL, WOOOOO HOOOOO that was beautiful. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Up next, Kevin Owens is looking to silence the Monday Night Messiah and of course create his own Wrestlemania moment. You know what Kevin Owens you wouldn't have to silence the Monday Night Messiah if you would, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kevin Owens your no angel. 

MATCH #06 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS BY DISQUALIFICATION 
Kevin Owens looking to teach Seth Rollins some wrestling manners. Kevin Owens all over Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with a flip on the side of the apron on Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins looking to take some control. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens with a shortness of breath outside of the ring. Seth Rollins going for the stump. Kevin Owens coming back with a DDT. Kevin Owens with a superkick. Kevin Owens with a cannonball. Kevin Owens hitting the senton. Kevin Owens going for the stunner. Instead responding with a closeline. Kevin Owens on the top turnbuckle with Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins got a hold of Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins with the buckle bomb on Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins nearly putting Kevin Owens away with the stump. Seth Rollins with the timekeepers bell to Kevin Owens skull. The referee call for the bell. Seth Rollins giving Kevin Owens his Wrestlemania moment. Kevin Owens wins by disqualification. Kevin Owens is not going to let Seth Rollins get away with that so easy. Kevin Owens want this match to start over, no disqualification, no count outs, pinfall or submission only.

MATCH #07 "NO DISQUALIFICATION" 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
Seth Rollins looking to take advantage. Seth Rollins want to do anything he wants. Kevin Owens need to shut his mouth and just accept his bullshit Wrestlemania moment. 
Kevin Owens have won. You happy now, you fat Canadian fuck. You got your Wrestlemania moment. Kevin Owens finally burned it down, ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ Go to the back and call your boys. I'm sure your kids would be proud of their Daddy. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

I don't give a shit about Kevin Owens. I don't give a shit about Seth Rollins, neither. However if someone were to ask me, who do I like more "SETH ROLLINS IS THE MAN!"๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ 

Up next, we're about to see Braun Strowman face Goldberg for the Universal Championship. This can be Braun Strowman first opportunity as a Universal Champion. Roman Reigns sitting tonight out. Thank you to Braun Strowman for filling in. I hope Braun Strowman wins. No disrespect to Goldberg but WWE doesn't need anymore part time Champions. We already know Drew McIntyre is getting rid of Raw's part time Champion tomorrow. Can Braun Strowman remove Smackdown's part time Champion tonight.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT GOLDBERG 
Goldberg with four spears on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman kicking out everytime. Braun Strowman with a powerslam after powerslam onto Goldberg following it up with a running powerslam taking down Goldberg. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Braun Strowman for the first time as a Universal Champion, WOOOOO HOOOOO "THE MONSTER LIVES!" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Omg, wow Aj Styles really had me fooled. I thought that was The Undertaker arriving to Wrestlemania in a hearse. Aj Styles popping out of a hearse, lol. Okay, no Undertaker tonight, The Deadman have arrived. Aj Styles and The Undertaker in the middle of a grave site. 

MATCH #09 "BONEYARD MATCH" 
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT AJ STYLES 
So far it look like Aj Styles is disappointing his fans. The Undertaker is all over Aj Styles. Come on, Aj show everyone what you wanted to do to The Deadman. Wow, Aj Styles falling in the grave. The match have just started. The O.C. showing up with a bunch of other minions looking to take down The Deadman. The Undertaker hanging in there. Aj Styles out of the grave. Aj Styles on top of The Undertaker. Oh wow, fucking awesome Aj Styles with a spear on The Undertaker through the gate. Aj Styles trying to prove that The Undertaker doesn't have it anymore. Aj Styles with a shovel. Now, its The Undertaker's turn to fall into the grave. Omg, seriously Aj Styles with a bulldozer. Bullshit, how did The Undertaker get out of the grave. The Undertaker standing behind Aj Styles on the bulldozer. The Undertaker all over Aj Styles. Omg, now there are flames everywhere. The Undertaker with a tombstone piledriver on Aj Styles on top of the roof of the shed. The Undertaker tossing Aj Styles off of the top of the roof from the shed. The Undertaker taunting Aj Styles. The Undertaker telling Aj Styles this isn't over its only getting started. Aj Styles apologizing to The Undertaker. He doesn't want to be buried. The Undertaker telling Aj Styles he's not going to bury him. The Undertaker turning around and kicking Aj Styles in the grave. The Undertaker inside the bulldozer dumping a pile of dirt unto Aj Styles in the grave. The Deadman getting on his harley and making his exit from the boneyard. 

What a great night tonight. Give it up to WWE Wrestlemania Night 01, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Join us here tomorrow as Wrestlemania 36 continues tomorrow night with night 02. Taking place tomorrow we have going down, John Cena vs The Fiend, Charlotte Flair vs Rhea Ripley for the NXT Women's Championship, Bayley in a 5 way elimination match for the SD Women's Championship with Naomi, Lacey Evans, Tamina and Sasha Banks, Andrade and Angel Garza vs The Street Profits for the Raw Tag Team Championships, Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley, Otis vs Dolph Ziggler, Edge vs Randy Orton in a last man standing match, Drew McIntyre vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Championship. There are plenty more action to take place tomorrow. "WRESTLEMANIA, TWO BIG FOR ONE NIGHT!" ๐ŸคŸ


Upcoming WWE Events:
Money In The Bank Sunday, May 10th
WWE June 2020 TBA
Extreme Rules Sunday, July 19, 2020
NXT Takeover: Saturday, August 22, 2020
Summerslam Sunday, August 23, 2020
WWE September 2020 TBA
WWE October 2020 TBA
NXT-UK Takeover: Dublin Saturday, October 25th
NXT Takeover: War Games IV November TBA 
Survivor Series November 2020 TBA
WWE December 2020 TBA
NXT Takeover Staples Center, Los Angelos, California March 2021 TBA
Wrestlemania 37 SoFi Stadium, Inglewood, California March 2021 TBA 

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #04 "The Invisible Man"

THE INVISIBLE MAN ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ๐ŸฅŠ

I've been waiting for this all week. I wasn't going to let anything come between us. No, Corona Virus lock down in New York City was going to stop me from seeing this movie. I've had my eyes set on tonight's feature for the past 02 weeks. 

Wow, seriously what's with this theater. The smell of sawdust, wood, paint and plaster is gross. It seems that the theater is under repairs. I hope all this smell of sawdust, wood, paint and plaster doesn't make me puke.๐Ÿคฎ 

Oh my God I just had to catch my breath just got finish watching a totally great movie. They say, the things you wait for are usually worth it. Tonight's film was definitely worth that wait. The Invisible Man, directed by Leigh Whannel and produced by Jason Blum, a 2020 remake of the 1933 version of The Invisible Man. The first Invisible Man movie over the years and decades there have been several films with the title, Invisible Man. 

The movie was sick and crazy. How do you take down someone that you can not see. It all started at the beginning of film where you see, Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) tippi toeing through her boyfriend's home trying to escape. This is where you ask that question, Why is she packing her bags in the middle of night and attempting an escape? From that point of the film, you see its premise and direction. 

This film was produced to be scary. There weren't anything scary about this film. I was balling all through out the film. The film was mad hilarious. I was taking down some notes from Adrian (Oliver Jackson-Cohen). Notes on how to stick it to your ex if she ever screws you, lmao. Adrian just happen to be the egotistical, aggressive, overbearing boyfriend that Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) is trying to avoid in her life. 

Cecilia had it in her mind that she made a great escape from Adrian's home. She was hiding out at a good friend of hers, James (Aldis Hodge) and his daughter, Sydney (Storm Reid) until things settle. During her stay with James and Sydney, Cecilia coming across some terrible news of Adrian's passing. Cecilia wasn't convinced of the death. She sensed something was up. Cecilia knew Adrian very well. She refused to believe that he had died. Even with the proof of the body. Cecilia still wasn't convinced. It turns out Adrian was an intelligent man and some kind of an robotic engineer. She sense Adrian was still alive and he is watching her. 

Adrian wanted to see Cecilia suffer that was his intentions. Adrian wasn't alone with this evil plan, his brother Tom (Michael Dorman) was in on it. Tom, who happen to be the lawyer of Adrian's phoney will in testament. Cecilia was promised money only if she kept herself out of trouble for the next couple of weeks. Adrian wasn't going to make that easy for her. 

This evil plan took into effect over a meta suit created by Adrian. A suit decorated with camera lens all over the suit. The suit is created to have that ability to make someone wearing it invisible. Alot of damage this may have caused to poor, Cecilia. Everyone thought she was losing her mind. 
It turns Tom was actually the one wearing the suit the whole time. While Adrian was actually tied up in his own basement going along with this staged death.

When watching this movie your basically watching a film of a disrespected boyfriend out for revenge on his ex-girlfriend looking to tear her life apart. To be honest it was an awesome plan. You can not tell me no man today wouldn't love to compose some sort of concoction on their ex, lol. But to speak fairly I'am glad in the end that Cecilia manage capture revenge on Adrian and kill him by wearing his own suit. Oh my god, classic ending, lol. Cecilia didn't deserve any of this. Lol, oh my bad, I think I gave away the end of the movie. I'm sorry for spoiling the end. This is why people don't like journalists, lol. Technically its only spoiled if you haven't seen it yet. 

My favorite part of the film was when Cecilia was inside the restaurant with her sister, Emily (Harriet Dyer) and she was trying to tell her that she has found the meta. Unfortunately, she never gotten the chance. A knife went flying across the room slashing Emily in her throat. The knife somehow ended up in Cecilia's hand. 

My second favorite part of the film was when Tom showed up in the meta suit at the mental facility looking to break out Cecilia and the security guards being taken out by someone they are unable to see. You have guns being fired into the air and the security guards getting their ass kicked and shot by their own weapons that was hilarious. There were other hilarious parts of the film. This was an awesome film. I had myself a great time tonight. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฏ

I've just got to say thank you to the Regal theaters. Thank you to all of the Regal theaters for being open this weekend in the middle of this crisis, blessed.✌

MOVIES THAT ARE COMING SOON!
I Still Believe, March 13th
The Hunt, March 13th
A Quiet Place Part 02, March 20th
Saint Maud, March 27th
Mulan, March 27th
No Time To Die, April 08th 
Black Widow, May 01st
Wonder Woman, June 05th 
Top Gun: Maverick, June 26th
Tenet, July 17th 
Jungle Cruise, July 24th
Free Guy, July 03rd
Candyman, Summer 2020


The Hunt 

Friday, March 13, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #03 "Jadakiss - Ignatius Album Review"

I'm back Dj Handspin and the Rusty Jabbz Newsletter, we're still standing after 19 years. I would like to salute my co deez who helped manifest this creation. To Amor Burns๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ D- Biggz๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Sha-King๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ E- Biggz๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ and my right hand man, even though he's not talking to me these days. My dude, Quazzar. Quazzar, you'll always be my nuka. I don't care how long this silent treatment continues your still Rusty Jabbz, my G and Rusty Jabbz 4 life!๐Ÿ‘Š Happy Anniversary to everyone who was affiliated with Rusty Jabbz Newsletter and Rusty Jabbz Entertainment within the last 19 years.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Okay, on to the subject at hand J-A-D-A KISS OF DEATH. It's already been 07days I just got through the listening pleasure of the badman from Yonkers. Jadakiss releasing his 05th album, "Ignatius". Last week, this was a must here. I guess anyone would say something like that in the anticipation of a Jadakiss record. 

I can sit down here and be a real dude and tell everyone, Jadakiss "Ignatius" lp gets a solid 03 JABBZ! I only say this for those who expected the real Jada but instead got themselves a more emotional and mellow Jada. Jadakiss latest lp show's maturity and sensitivity throughout the album. Now, there isn't anything wrong with an artist being mature. Maturity in a artist only tells its fans that I'm grown and moving on. However I don't think Jadakiss have grown. Ignatius is a special class of lp for a whole different level. The real Jada is still out there and he will stand up again. Until then enjoy what he has made in store off of Ignatius followed by a few of my favorites.... "Me", "Huntin' Season w/ Pusha T", "Catch & Release",
"Government Cheese w/ Dej Loaf, Nino Man and Millyz" and "Kisses to the Sky w/ Rick Ross and Emannys". These are a few solid bangers off of the Ignatius album. 

Jadakiss still has the kisses of death unfortunately he's not killing anything off this album. 

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #02 "Elimination Chamber Pay Per View"

Getting ready to have a good time tonight. I'm hoping for no epilepsy mishaps like last time on my way to a wrestling viewing party. I got my phone back on and running. My fingers are in motion for tonight's WWE Elimination Chamber pay per view. Let's get this party cracking. 

Although there is alot of mixed feelings about tonight's event. From what I've been hearing. The love for tonight's Elimination Chamber pay per view is on a minimal. According to social media there are no championship matches taking place in tonight's Elimination Chamber pay per view. 

Wow, that is kind of lame for a pay per view. I find it hard to believe that there will be no Universal, World, Intercontinental and Women's title being defended tonight. Well, exactly the World Championship I can believe it not being defended tonight because of who's currently carrying it Bonehead Lesnar.

I hear that the only championships being defended tonight are the Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships. Let's just hope its all talk. Aiming tonight for both, The Street Profits and Miz and Morrison to retain the title for their brand. ๐ŸคŸ

MATCH #01:
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT DREW GULAK 

Okay, guys it seems like we may have forgotten about the United States Championship being defended tonight. Andrade putting his title on the line against Humberto Carrillo. 

MATCH #02
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO 
Andrade out with his early aggression into the match. Humberto Carrillo needed the time to take Andrade over the top rope.
Humberto Carrillo have new life in this match. Humberto Carrillo with a super hurricanrana off of the top rope. Zelina Vega getting worried, she's tearing the mats apart. Humberto Carrillo being able to avoid this disaster. A game of back and forth with the pin. Andrade with a hand filled of tights for his leverage.

MATCH #03 "MEN'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Entering the chamber, right now...
MIZ AND MORRISON VS ROBERT ROODE AND DOLPH ZIGGLER VS LUCHA HOUSE PARTY VS HEAVY MACHINERY VS THE NEW DAY VS THE USOS
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler the final release from the pod tonight. I got to give it to them that was brilliant. Who knows how long this match will go on. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode could be inside the pod for 40 minutes for all we know until there release. They'll be well rested. They'll be fresh and ready for action while the other five teams beaten up and warned out. You don't realize what an advantage Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode will have. 
1st release: The New Day 
2nd release: The Usos 
3rd release: The Lucha House Party 
4th release: The Miz and Morrison 
5th release: The Heavy Machinery 
6th release: Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 
Here comes the final release sitting and waiting for 30 minutes. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode fresh and ready. The Heavy Machinery waiting on there release. Wow, that was fucking awesome I don't think I ever seen that in a elimination chamber match, before. Otis flying through the walls of the pod. 

Lucha House Party 1st elimination by The Heavy Machinery 
Heavy Machinery 2nd elimination by Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 3rd elimination by The New Day. It look like that sucks for them. All that bragging about being the final release into the chamber didn't pay off. 
The New Day 4th elimination by Miz and Morrison.
We are now down to two teams, The Usos vs Miz and Morrison. 
The Usos 5th elimination by Miz and Morrison. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ THE MIZ AND MORRISON, retaining the tag team titles, WOOOOO HOOOOO AWESOME!! 

MATCH #04 "NO DISQUALIFICATION" 
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT AJ STYLES with the assistance of The Undertaker, BOOO BOOO BOOO
Aj Styles being accompanied by The OC to ringside. I know alot of people been hating on Aj Styles for his recent personality changes. It doesn't matter to me, Aj Styles is still awesome inside the square-circle. Aleister Black and The Phenomenal finally get to square off inside the square-circle. I'm sitting here inside Jack Dempsey sporting my Aj Styles T-Shirt ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š This is a no disqualification match, Gallows and Anderson presence at ringside allowed. Aj Styles already with the use of the kendu stick. Everything all legal. Aleister Black setting up the table. Aj Styles with the steel chair on the lower back on Aleister Black. Aleister Black getting a hold of the kendu stick now. Aleister Black landing Aj Styles into the corner of a steel chair that was meant for him. Aj Styles forgot he had set up the steel chair and ended up paying for it. Aleister Black kneeing Aj Styles into the table that was set up earlier by Aleister Black.
Aj Styles and The OC all over Aleister Black with a beat down. The lights begin going out.... The Undertaker appears once the lights come back up. This was totally unnecessary. The Undertaker wasn't needed here tonight. Yes, we get it The Undertaker vs Aj Styles at Wrestlemania 36. I believe everyone knows about there match in 28 days. Vince McMuFFin really promoting this match between them, smh. The Undertaker coming out here tonight giving an assist to Aleister Black. Aleister Black doesn't need an assist from anyone especially some old fart like The Undertaker.

MATCH #05 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS AND MURPHY with AOP
This match going to be boring. ๐Ÿคญ I'm going to order myself something to eat. We all know The Street Profits is going to retain their championships. ๐Ÿ’ค
The Viking Raiders coming down the ramp trying to prevent the AOP from interfering throughout the match. The match is at two on two the way it suppose to be.
Of course, Kevin Owens coming through the audience enjoying a very large bucket of popcorn. You know he's out here to intimidate and torture Seth Rollins. Kevin Owens sitting on the announce table tossing popcorn into the face of Seth Rollins. Angelo Dawkins with a spear on Seth Rollins. Murphy have been taken out.
Seth Rollins very upset and embarrassed after the match. Seth Rollins concerned over Murphy. Kevin Owens from behind with a 
stunner on Seth Rollins. Kevin Owens dumping some more popcorn on Seth Rollins. Seth is irate. Owens going to pay.

It look like social media was wrong again. Another, championship match taking place for the night. Braun Strowman putting up his Intercontinental Championship on the line in a 03 on 01 handicap match against Sami Zayn, Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura.

MATCH #06 "03 ON 01 HANDICAP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND CESARO DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN 
Wow, the fucking upset of the night Sami Zayn pinned Braun Strowman. Sami Zayn the new Intercontinental Champion. It was all caused by a Kinshasa to the head of Braun Strowman into the ring post. That was so fucked up how it happened but then again it is about time for Sami Zayn to win some championship gold. This man been in the WWE for about four years and he never won any gold. I know it is fucked up that they picked this time to finally do it, lol.

MATCH #07 "FEMALE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA VS SARAH LOGAN VS LIV MORGAN VS SHAYNA BASZLER VS RUBY RIOTT VS NATALYA 
One of these six women will get an opportunity to face Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania 36 for the Raw Women's Championship. 
1st release: Ruby Riott
2nd release: Natalya 
Becky Lynch in her dressing room with her eyes on the match. 
3rd release: Sarah Logan 
4th release: Shayna Baszler SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!, SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!, SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!
5th release: Liv Morgan
6th release: Asuka
Here she comes, this is what everyone wanted to see, classic brawl between Shayna Baszler and Asuka. Bringing back sweet memories, NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT 

Sarah Logan 1st elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Ruby Riott 2nd elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Natalya 3rd elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Shayna Baszler eliminated 3 opponents in 60 seconds. Shayna Baszler waiting in the ring until the timer. 
Liv Morgan 4th elimination by Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler once again have more time in the ring to cool off before the next timer. Shayna is a beast tonight.
Asuka, the last pod to open up. Asuka going crazy. She want her hands on Shayna Baszler. 
Asuka 5th elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Shayna Baszler eliminated everyone. Shayna Baszler going to Wrestlemania 36. We're going to see, Becky No Belts in 28 days. 
BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS 

This wasn't an awesome pay per view, a tad boring and predictable. My only favorite match was the male elimination chamber match and maybe the Daniel Bryan vs Drew Gulak match. I give tonight pay per view performance a, C- ๐Ÿ™


Upcoming WWE Events on the Road to Wrestlemania Begins....
WWE Hall of Fame Thursday, April 02nd at Amalie Arena, Tampa Bay, Florida 
NXT Takeover Tampa Saturday, April 04th at Amalie Arena, Tampa Bay, Florida 
Wrestlemania 36 Sunday, April 05th at Raymond James Stadium, Tampa Bay, Florida 
NXT-UK Takeover Dublin, Ireland Sunday, April 26th 
Summerslam, Sunday, August 23rd at TD Garden Arena, Boston, Massachusetts 
Wrestlemania 37, Sunday, March 28th 2021 "WRESTLEMANIA GOES HOLLYWOOD!"