Thursday, December 27, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2018 Issue #04 WWE Live Holiday Tour @ the Nassau Coliseum

OMG, LMAO, LMAOOOOO I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing. This is something that Jason Lamar would do. Still feeling the adrenaline of last night's Holiday Tour at The Garden. You know today, all I had on my mind was part two. The continuation of tour picking up over here in the Nassau Coliseum.

Byron Saxton, the host of the evening:

OPENING MATCH: THE MIZ TV
Mustafa Ali coming out spoiling Miz's party. The Miz didn't like that interruption. Mustafa Ali lay out  a challenge for The Miz. The Miz calling for a referee to come out here.

MUSTAFA ALI DEFEAT THE MIZ

OMG, Seriously Truth. Yo what is up with R-truth's voice it sounds super harps.

MATCH #02 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
FABULOUS TRUTH DEFEAT ANDRADE "CEIN" ALMAS & ZELINA VEGA

You know, R-Truth have that habit of constantly asking that one annoying question, "WHAT'S UP? You want to know what is up, it is lame. Tonight isn't what I imagined. I held the tickets to tonight's event in my person for about one year with constant curiosity of what The Coliseum would look like. I am not going to say, I'm disappointed but a bit disturbed. Perhaps this all can be accumulated from what took place last night at The Garden.

MATCH #03 " 06 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
LUKE GALLOWS, KARL ANDERSON AND SHELTON BENJAMIN DEFEAT THE COLONS AND AIDEN ENGLISH

Sanity coming out to the ring looking for another shot at Gallows and Anderson because of what happened last week.

MATCH #04
LUKE GALLOWS AND KURT ANDERSON DEFEAT SANITY

You see why I hate that puto, John Cena. Why is Cocksucker Cena here? He didn't gain enough spotlight back from last night's audience. 🖕 Tonight's match was suppose to be Rey Mysterio Vs Daniel Bryan. I was looking forward in see that match. Of course, John Cena is money and you got to do what's best for business.

MATCH #05
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO
I'm watching these two muticones come out here and waste our time.

MATCH #06 "SDL 06 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BAR DEFEAT THE NEW DAY AND THE USOS

Up until, Smackdown Live Holiday Tour have been wack 👎 The only thing that can turn this thumb right side up is a visit from "THE MAN!"
I don't know about these saps out here in Nassau. We can use a little Becky Lynch tonight.

MATCH #07
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Smackdown, what's the hurry? It's 9pm and we're already up to our 07th match of the night.

Right they're preparing for the steel cage match, coming up next. Last night I was so intrigued by it. I notice I didn't take any pictures tonight. The mere thought of photographs did not fascinate me. It could be possibly of where I was sitting. I didn't have very good seats or at least I thought I did. I didn't want to waste time with overly zooming of my pictures.

MATCH #08 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP/STEEL CAGE MATCH"
THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT JOHN CENA
I guess you can say I'm having a good time. Its been about 30 minutes already into the match 👌 Probably the best match of the night I'll be honest with you. You just want to know the sad thing. Our vision is blocked off during the match. The monitors aren't running while the superstars are in the ring performing. It seems the monitors are used during the introduction of each bout.

It's 9:38pm, I just seen an awesome match that looked like a main event or at least that's what half this arena seems to believe it was. Everyone's leaving the Coliseum. Typical, WWE fans, they were only here for Cena. Byron Saxton announcing theres still more to come.

INTERMISSION/ SECOND HALF

MATCH #09
LANA & NAOMI DEFEAT MANDY ROSE & SONYA DEVILLE

I'm actually out here supporting Shinsuke Nakamura. I'm sporting one of my classic, "Strong Style" T-shirts. Don't ask me any questions. I don't know why I'm doing this for Nakamura. Regardless, Shinsuke Nakamura needs to be right back where he started from. He is still an outstanding athlete.
Congratulations to you, Rusev for becoming what I believe is the 02X United States Champion, this past Tuesday on Smackdown.

MATCH #10 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RUSEV DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

Finally, a match I can enjoy without a superstars initials, J.C. I think Becky Lynch is more of a "MAN" than John Cena.
BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY

MATCH #11 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR VS BECKY LYNCH
The referee called for the bell, match declared a disqualification.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2018 Issue #03 WWE Live Holiday Tour @ MSG

Rusty Jabbz Entertainment Presents tonight the WWE Live Holiday Tour at the Madison Square Garden December 26, 2018. Yes, that's right we're closing out the year 2018 and its all going down in the N. Y. C. Two gun salute, N. Y. The Garden is going to be on fire.🔥🔥

WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊ WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊WWE, ✊

I made it inside, The Garden. Okay I lied, so I did purchase some WWE merchandise. I knew, I couldn't resist. I just really wanted a "NEW DANIEL BRYAN" T-shirt. Unfortunately they didn't have any. Let's hope this money situation doesn't happen again tomorrow @ The Coliseum. I can't afford to be spending money on WWE and its merchandise. I'm not sitting on chrome like Vince McMuffin and the McMuffin family, lmao.

This the earliest I ever been to a WWE event. The performance are not yet to start.

Vic Joseph, the host of tonight....

Damn, National Anthem. I'm definitely never showing up this early. Sorry America, lol.

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER AND DREW MCINTYRE

Drew McIntyre have something to say, McIntyre making a promise to end Finn Balor on Monday. Finn Balor putting an end to Drew Mcintyre's rhetoric.

MATCH #02 "10 MAN ELIMINATION MATCH"
CURT HAWKINS, HEATH SLATER, RHYNO, TITUS ONEILL, APOLLO CRUZ, NO WAY JOSE, JINDER MAHAL, THE ASCENSIONS

APOLLO CRUZ, THE WINNER OF THE ELIMINATION, EARNED HIMSELF A SHOT AT THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

I never thought there would be a day I can sit in a Madison Square Garden arena and enjoy an Elias stick, lol. Sounds a lot better than before as long as, Elias don't throw any darts at my city, me and him will be fine.

MATCH #03 "GUITAR MATCH"
ELIAS DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
Elias seizing the opportunity to break the guitar over Bobby Lashley's head.

MATCH #04
NATALYA & EMBER MOON DEFEAT LIV MORGAN AND SARA LOGAN (RIOTT SQUAD)
RUBY RIOTT @ RINGSIDE

MATCH #05 "10 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
MATT RIDDLE, PETE DUNNE, VELVETEEN DREAM, ALEISTER BLACK AND RICOCHET DEFEAT ADAM COLE, RODERICK STRONG, KYLE O'REILLY, JOHNNY GARGANO AND TOMASSO CIAMPA

Oh shit now, there preparing for the lowering of Steel Cage. Oooo, Dean Ambrose is in trouble.
Oh boy, now is not the time for that Big Gulp to be kicking in. My match of the night getting ready to start and I have to go potty break. 🙁
Seth Rollins getting an early jump on Dean  Ambrose, before the first bell.

MATCH #06 "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Oh, what bullshit? Boring Corbin sticking it to Seth Rollins. The cage door slammed right in Rollins face. Dean Ambrose regaining his championship.

INTERMISSION: This right here is what I've been waiting for. I need to get myself something to eat. Up until now the show have been awesome. I know there's more to come in the second half.

MATCH #07 " TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM"
BOBBY ROODE & CHAD GABLE DEFEAT THE REVIVAL AND AOP

MATCH #08
SASHA BANKS & BAYLEY DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES & ALICIA FOX
DANA BROOKE @ RINGSIDE

There was a time when John Cena was my most hated WWE Superstar. Times may have changed since the Cena era. Baron Corbin have been sitting perfectly as I nominate him, my new most hated WWE Superstar. You don't have to worry about him. Baron Corbin isn't alone in that group.  He have plenty of loser superstars to keep him company.

MATCH #09
JOHN CENA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
As for, John Cena they could of just canceled the original match. The original match involving Braun Strowman. John Cena was a cheap replacement. John Cena just wanted to be apart of this night, back here in the NYC.

Ronda Rousey and Nia Jax, I don't really give a shit about this match. Its getting hella late out there. I got work in the morning. I didn't expect the show to last this long. Then again, I didn't expect my boss to put me on the schedule for tomorrow either. I just fuckin' hope this is a quick match so I can go home at a decent time. How many times am I going to see these bitches wrestlers.

MATCH #10
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NIA JAX
TAMINA @ RINGSIDE
THAT'S ALL I WANT RONDA, BREAK HER FUCKIN' ARM  SO I CAN GO HOME.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2018 Issue #01 "WWE TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS!"

Hosting the Kick Off Show: Jonathan Coachman, David Otunga, Booker T and Sam Roberts, look like we have a Men's Club going on in here tonight, lol.

Kick Off Show
Match #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
BUDDY MURPHY DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER, regaining his championship.

Kick Off Show
Match #02 "LADDERS MATCH"
ELIAS DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
There is a guitar hanging over the ring. The one who is capable of making it up the ladder and unhooking the guitar, wins the match.
Elias here is our winner but its Bobby Lashley and Lio Rush doing the celebration. They look more like the winners, after what have been done to Elias.

TLC BEGINS....

You can't be serious, this is not a good match to open up TLC with. This match should have been on the kick off show. Anyway since they're setting off with it, might as well get the TLC garbage out of the way.

Match #01 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
TEAM FABULOUS TRUTH (R-TRUTH & CARMELLA) DEFEAT TEAM MAHALICIA (JINDER MAHAL & ALICIA FOX)
Mixed Match Challenge Final Winners, R-truth and Carmella, they received tonight the #30 spot in next month's Royal Rumble Pay Per View along with an all expense paid trip to anywhere of the teams choosing. I'm not sure going to the WWE Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut is what Carmella had in mind R-truth, lol.

Match #02 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BAR DEFEAT THE USOS & THE NEW DAY

Baron Corbin coming out to the ring, in hopes to gain his new throne as permanent, GM. Baron Corbin and Heath Slater begin counting to 10. By the time, they reach the number #05 that's when you hear, "ROARRRR!!!!" YES, YES, YES, Braun Strowman making his return back to TLC with one arm in sling. One arm doesn't mean a thing to Braun Strowman. It don't take much to dissemble a maniac like Baron Corbin. Braun Strowman along with a few superstars forming an alliance to gain retribution on Baron Corbin. Bobby Roode, Chad Gable, Apollo Cruz, Heath Slater and Kurt Angle standing up for what is right.

Match #03 "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Corbin is no longer the man in power. As of tonight, Raw GM is vacant.

Match #04 "TABLES MATCH"
NATALYA DEFEAT RUBY RIOTT
It's nice to see a smile back on Natalya's face. Nattie turning things around with her own special, Ruby Riott-painted table. Natalya giving Ruby Riott a taste of her artwork, lol.

Match #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Dolph Ziggler have not forgotten what Drew McIntyre did to him. Dolph Ziggler laying out Drew McIntyre with a superkick. Finn Balor wasn't pleased, he did not need Dolph Ziggler's assistance.

Match #06 "CHAIRS MATCH"
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Rey Mysterio capturing the victory, and hightailing it from the ring. Mysterio not sticking around for Orton's chaos.

Match #07 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NIA JAX
Ronda Rousey making Nia Jax tap out. Looks like Ronda bought her "A" game.

I'm proud of The Man, lol. Becky Lynch collecting debts backstage from Nia Jax. That's right, "Keep her name out of your mouth!"

Match #08 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT AJ STYLES

Match #09 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
I'm disappointed in Seth Rollins over his loss. But, I'm glad the match is finally over. It wasn't going anywhere. So, Dean Ambrose is Raw's new Intercontinental Champion.

Match 10 "TRIPLE THREAT TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS FOR SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT CHARLOTTE & BECKY LYNCH
Ronda Rousey, coming out to even the score. Charlotte and Becky just fingertips away from grabbing the title. Ronda Rousey tipping over the ladder. Lol, pay backs a bitch. Cheapshot, Ronda, cheapshot, smh.

Next, WWE Events:
Wednesday, December 26th WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Madison Square Garden
Thursday, December 27th WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Nassau Coliseum
Sunday, January 27, 2019 Royal Rumble
Friday, April 05, 2019 NXT @ Barclays Center
Sunday, April 07, 2019 Wrestlemania 35 @ The MetLife Stadium
Monday, April 08, 2019 Monday Night Raw @ Barclays Center
Tuesday, April 09, 2019 Smackdown Live @ Barclays Center

Friday, December 14, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2018 "ROH: Final Battle 2018"

Happy Holidays to everyone from Rusty Jabbz Newsletter. Tonight's the night everyone have been talking about for weeks, even months. Tonight sets off the weekend to everything that is sports entertainment. Starting with ROH: Final Battle @ the Hammerstein Ballroom.

Also, going down in The "Q" Boro on Saturday, HOG8 Wrestling live at NYC Arena with a special guest appearance by the legendary The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase.

So far, totally awesome for a Friday night. The sports entertainment continues onto Sunday with the WWE's TLC... TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS! So, anyone if your reading this I have plenty of insults and truths of your favorite superstar, lol. Enjoy your weekend, Happy Wrestling! 🤟

PRE-SHOW  "06 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT VINNY MARSEGLIA & TK O'RYAN AND THE BOUNCERS

MATCH #01
KENNY KING DEFEAT ELI ISOM
Kenny King, " YOU SUCK 🖕"

Oh shit, sun up next Jeff Cobb going up against the Hangman, "FUCKIN' A" 🤟

MATCH #02 "TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"
JEFF COBB DEFEAT HANGMAN PAGE
03, what y'all talking about 03? I seen the referee count 02 pins off of Hangman Page, lol. Congratulations, Mr Cobb, lol👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WOOOO HOOOO, JEFF COBB!

MATCH #03 "WOH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KELLY KLEIN DEFEAT SUMIE SAKAI, KAREN Q, MADISON RAYNE
Okay, Madison Rayne isn't very popular in my section, smh. This is the, "Go Home Madison Rayne" section. Harsh words being said from the mouthes of the ignorant. I would like to say something from the mouth of the intellectual, "Good luck Madison, wouldn't it be funny to all these haters, if you pull off an upset." Of course, my request wasn't going to be complied with. However, congratulations to Kelly Klein, she won. Kelly Klein is the New, WOH World Champion. Someone, finally removed the WOH World Championship from the arms of Sumie Sakai. Congratulations!

Next, we have here The Octopus Jonathan Gresham's dream match against Zack Sabre.

MATCH #04
ZACK SABRE DEFEAT JONATHAN GRESHAM
I'll be honest, I do not know who I'm rooting for. I'm a Gresham fan, I won't deny that. However, I heard alot of awesome things about Zack Sabre within the last three weeks. I'm not going to deny Jonathan Gresham's ability. The way I see it, this match can go either way. May the best competitor win.

Next up, we have Dalton Castle facing Mr False World Champion, Matt Taven

MATCH #05
MATT TAVEN DEFEAT DALTON CASTLE
Now, this match you already know what side I'm on, DALTON CASTLE 👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏 DALTON CASTLE 👏👏👏👏
BOOOOOO, MATT TAVEN YOU SUCK! It's all good, Dalton you didn't want Taven's gay ass title.

This match going to be crazy, two sickos in the square circle. Tonight might be Christopher Daniel's Final Battle.

MATCH #06
MARTY SCURLL DEFEAT CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
Is, Christopher Daniels going to hang it up after tonight's match? Or, will he be sticking around a little longer? NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE. LOL, I know that sounds cruel. OMG, I can't believe what this asshole just did. 🖕 Fuck you, Bully Ray! The nerve of this prick, Bully Ray coming out here and nailing Christopher Daniels with a low blow on his final night. I apologize, Christopher Daniels after what Bully Ray just did to you, it makes my humor look tasteless. My apologies. Flip Gordon you need to get your ass, out here right now and beat the shit out of this, Hell Kitchen Fat Fuck.

MATCH #07 "I-QUIT MATCH"
FLIP GORDON DEFEAT BULLY RAY
Silas Young giving an assist to Bully Ray. Silas Young pouring super glue across the folding table set up inside the ring. Cheeseburger making his way down the ramp to take on Silas Young.
What the fuck, the lights went out? Why is it dark? ROH, doesn't have any superstar with this type of entrance. HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, IT'S THE SANDMAN, WOOOOO HOOOOO, eat your heart out Bully Ray, your going down. WOOOO!!!! SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN SANDMAN

MATCH #08 ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JAY LETHAL DEFEAT CODY
"PYRO", seriously dude, I swear no matter the ROH event I attend, Cody comes out sissier and sissier at everyone.

MATCH #09 "ROH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
               "WEAPON'S LADDER MATCH"
THE BRISCOES DEFEAT SO CAL UNCENSORED AND THE YOUNGBUCKS
Watching this match, with just two days away to go until WWE's TLC. One might look at this as a preview of what's to come this Sunday with TLC. But, tonight its ROH own taste of TLC on a whole another level. Going down right in front of me, we have a share of weapons. Anything that a superstar can gain access to during the match. There's all types of kendu sticks, tables, trashcans, chairs and of course ladders. That is the main principle of this match. You can't have a ladder without a ladder, lol.
Congratulations to The Briscoes for becoming the 10X ROH Tag Team Champions.

I had a good time this evening. I almost didn't make it into the Hammerstein Ballroom. The ticket didn't work at first. I was about to trip, it look like they were going to deny my entry. I'm just glad a clerk at the window took it upon herself to assess the situation. ROH, was crazy tonight. I would of been pissed if I missed a night like that. 👍👍

Next, ROH Event in NYC:
ROH/NJW G1 Supercard: Friday, April 05th @ Madison Square Garden

Next, WWE Events:
Sunday, December 16th Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Wednesday, December 26th WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Madison Square Garden
Thursday, December 27th WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Nassau Coliseum
Sunday, January 27th Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona