Monday, October 29, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #05 "BODIED!" Screening

Okay, this isn't something I expected this evening 03 screenings going on tonight. I got myself out the crib on "Monday Night Raw" monday.

Anyone who knows me, know's that its impossible to do. I only participated in tonight's affairs only because it have been sometime since I've been to a movie screening. I can not remember the last movie screening I have attended, not just that I can not even remember the last time I came out here to The Deuces for some straight pleasure, no B.I.

I'm expecting to see a film directed by, Joseph Kahn under Shady Films titled "Bodied". The trailer of the film was very interesting that's what encouraged my decision to attend tonight. Its basically a film reminiscent of the classic, 8 Mile which starred Eminem. If you want after seeing the film. You can refer, "Bodied" as 8 Mile Part 02.

The basis of the film is to discuss the history of battle rapping but not so much just the history. It also is set to explain the cause and the effects to why people feel the need to use outlandish insults along with vulgarity in their bars.

The story is about a young college mind by the name of Adam Merkim. A goofy whiteboy brainiac from the looks of him you would probably think, "What this cracker, know about hip hop?" Which is true, he's nothing more than just a huge fan of battle raps.

Adam, needed to work on some type of a thesis and he happen to choose, Battle Rap as his subject. So, Adam Merkim he becomes part of this world. A culture that he doesn't quite understand. Adam's girlfriend, Maya isn't a big fan of what he's doing, she's just being supportive. Even though she thinks everything that the emcees say are racist, homophobic and misogynistic. She was willing to play along until, Adam's behavior began to change. 

This right here, is why I think "Bodied" is a good movie not just because of all the emcees throwing harsh and personal darts at one another. What makes this a good movie, you have a young boy who's practically a man falling in love with a hip hop culture as if he's 10 years old and because of all this fascination, he completely forgot the man who he really is, neglecting his girlfriend and other responsibilities. Which lead to his removal from the university, he was attending.

I'm not saying, hip hop done it. Actually, Maya did it. If it wasn't for his ex, pulling that stunt on Adam by using him for her thesis. I don't think, Adam would have ever came to a realization.

In some ways, Adam's character is in comparison to the character of 8 miles' Rabbit. You have two white boys with the love of hip hop battling, so desperately in their lives to the point where it almost wrecked their current lives.

I would like to thank the director, Joseph Kahn for this film and to the creative staff for coming up with these odd character rapper names. Behn Grym, Xstract, Megatron, Big Zee, Billy Pistolz, Divine Wright, Prospek, Racist, Comedian, Che Corleone, Groom, MC Goggles, 40 Mag, Bluntz and my favorite the porn star emcee, Bella Backwoods, lol 👍 Seriously, though my favorite emcee out of all these emcees were Megatron and Behn Grym. Megatron that's a sick motherfucker. How you make another emcee cry then have the nerve to crush his glasses, lol. Poor, MC Goggles. Imagine some shit like this a few years back going down at EOW, lol.

You know the fucked up part I didn't even know this was a Shady production film. A nigga just wanted to get out his crib. I would of came out here for that JLo screening if I had a complimentary ticket, lol. I just want to thank y'all for the invite, one love Dj Handspin Dinero 💯

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #04 "WWE Evolution"

WWE Evolution Kick Off Show:
Renee Young, Paige and Beth Phoenix
Guest Tonight at the panel Michael Cole, Carmella, Eve Torres

Red Carpet:
Natalya
Ata Johnson (The Rock's Mother) with Nia Jax
Ronda Rousey

Evolution Commentary: Beth Phoenix, Michael Cole and Renee Young

LILLIAN GARCIA, WOOO HOOO WELCOME BACK LILLIAN WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Okay, right away we're starting it off with some good stuff, ✊ Team Bestie. It was this exact arena, the Nassau Coliseum debuted the 07X Trish Stratus. I also, believe it was this same arena back in 2010 Alicia Foxx scored her first Women's Championship victory.

MATCH #01
TRISH STRATUS & LITA DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES & ALICIA FOXX
Alexa Bliss can not participate in tonight's match due to her nose injury.
Classic, Trish Stratus with the Stratusfaction taking down Mickie James.

Okay, Evolution is off to a great start 20 Women Battle Royal already, that's what's up 🤟

MATCH #02
NAOMI, MICHELLE MCCOOL, SONYA DEVILLE, ALUNDRA BLAYZE, CARMELLA, ZELINA VEGA, KELLY KELLY, TAMINA, EMBER MOON, LANA, MARIA KANELLIS, MANDY ROSE, MOLLY HOLLY, DANA BROOKE, NIA JAX, IVORY, ASUKA, TORRIE WILSON, PEYTON ROYCE, BILLIE KAY.
Seriously the Iconics they can not come out here without their mouthes, smh
Please I hope there the first ones, eliminated, lmao Thank you ladies, lol.
Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose eliminated Molly Holly, Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose eliminated Torrie Wilson, Mandy Rose eliminated Sonya Deville, Nia Jax eliminated Alundra Blayze, Nia Jax eliminated Maria Kanellis, Tamina and Nia Jax eliminated Lana, Carmella and Ivory having a dance break, Carmella eliminated Mandy Rose, Ember Moon eliminated Dana Brooke, Naomi eliminated Michelle McCool, Nia Jax eliminated Naomi, Ember Moon eliminated Carmella, Nia Jax eliminated Ivory, Ember Moon eliminated Asuka, Ember Moon eliminated Tamina
We're down to two, Ember Moon Vs Nia Jax, Zelina Vega from out of nowhere, she was never eliminated. Zelina Vega thinking she eliminated both competitors, Nia Jax eliminating Zelina Vega and Ember Moon.
NIA JAX, WINNER OF THE BATTLE ROYAL
NIA JAX, SCORED HERSELF A TITLE OPPORTUNITY.

This match doesn't have my full support. I have nothing against either competitiors. I'm just disappointed at the fact that the one I've wanted didn't make it, in the finals. My support went out to Meiko Satomura who impressed alot of people in the Mae Young Classics this year, so you can imagine their disappointment. 🙁
I'm not a huge Toni Storm fan, the WWE have enough beautiful blondes and blue eyes. Watching tonight's match is only a waste of time. I know, Toni Storm is going to win. The last thing, Vincent McMuffin want is another, jap in his organization that's why they're going with Toni Storm.

MATCH #03 "THE FINAL ROUND OF MAE YOUNG CLASSICS"
TONI STORM DEFEAT IO SHIRAI
You happy, Vince you got yourself another blonde in the WWE 😥
TONI STORM, THE WINNER OF THE 2018 MAE YOUNG CLASSICS

This next match I hope there's some end for weeks I've been seeing these 06 women going at one another on Monday Night Raw. Let's just hope, Team Boss N Hug Connection can finally put an end to this.

MATCH #03
SASHA BANKS, NATALYA & BAYLEY DEFEAT THE RIOTT SQUAD
What a very physical match between them.
This ain't over, this is far from over. We're going to see 03 pissed off girls on Monday Night Raw, tomorrow.

This is Evolution, right here. Our next match for the first time ever, a NXT Women's Championship will be defended on a WWE Pay Per View, The Queen of Spade vs The Pirate Princess. NXT Women's Champion Kairi Sane vs Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler getting her opportunity tonight to make up for her loss at Takeover Brooklyn.

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT KAIRI SANE
Come on Kairi, stay on top of Shayna don't let her lock in that sleeper. Shayna Baszler did terrible damage to the left arm of Kairi Sane. Kairi Sane barely holding on. OMG, who are these bitches? Marina Shafir and Jessamyn Duke, some affiliates of Shayna Baszler participating to make sure, she becomes the new NXT Women's Champion. Shayna Baszler locking in the carabuda clutch on Kairi Sane, Kairi Sane faded out. The referee call for the bell.
Shayna Baszler, wins the NXT Women's Championship for the 02X

MATCH #05 "LAST WOMAN STANDING MATCH"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
Long Island loving Becky Lynch 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'm rollin' with my girl, Becky to win this match....
Heavy ammunition going into this match, tables, ladders, chairs, kendu sticks, no disqualification, no count out, you must make it back up before the count of 10.
Charlotte have Becky's feet tangled between the ladder. Becky throbbing in pain. She just tapped out. Normally, Charlotte would have won this match if it wasn't a last woman standing match, no tap out, no submission, no pinfalls.
Becky Lynch look like she had enough. Becky taking her title and hitting the road. Charlotte on Becky's path. Becky Lynch with a double leg drop from the ladder onto Charlotte through a rubble of tables. Becky Lynch with a power bomb on Charlotte through a table. Becky Lynch retain as Smackdown Women's Champion.

MATCH #06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NIKKI BELLA
Nia Jax back in the locker room watching this match. Nia Jax who became the #01 contender, earlier this evening.

What an awesome event. To all the women tonight, ✊ "SALUTE!" "SALUTE!" "SALUTE!" ✊

Next, Wrestling Events:
Crown Jewel, Friday, November 02nd @ 11am
NXT War Games Saturday, November 17th
Survivors Series Sunday, November 18th
ROH Rings of Honor Friday, December 14th
Tables, Ladders and Chairs Sun., December 16th
WWE Live Wednesday, December 26th

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #03 "Impact Wrestling TV Taping"

Hello, my Rusty Jabbers its awesome to be here with you all on another evening. I'm on my way back to the place that put on a great pay per view called, Bound for Glory two days ago.

Impact Wrestling still in town as I mentioned on Sunday. It's been a series of live tapings taking place inside the Melrose Ballroom for future Impact Wrestling shows. Impact, wrapping it up. It's there last night in town. Anyone who was inside the Melrose Ballroom, last night. I'll be prepared to look for you on Impact, this Thursday. However, tonight's tapings will be for next Thursday. You can catch me on, October 25th. If you manage to see me through that loud, obnoxious crowd.

Walking into the Melrose Ballroom, everything is already in progress.  There's a match currently going on. All I can see is Fallah Bahh. I notice, KM on the side shouting words of encouragement.

MATCH #01
FALLAH BAHH with KM
You want to know the irony of this. This is the second time I came to a live event where KM was first on the card and I missed the performance. The universe is telling me something, lol.

MATCH #02
RICH SWANN DEFEAT WILLIE MACK
I'm dying to find out on Thursday, what caused this feud, lol. They were partners and homies two days ago. I'm here tonight watching the Swann and Mack party fade away.

MATCH #03
THE DESI HIT SQUAD DEFEAT THE BEACH BUMS
LOL, you know the Desi Hit Squad aren't a fan favorite. When the crowd prefer to cheer for two unknown jobbers rather than them, lol. That should tell you something, Gama Singh about your boys.
DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD.

Look like Taya Valkyrie will be getting another shot at Mrs Blanchard's Knockout title. Will, Mrs Valkyrie be leaving here the new Knockouts Champion.

MATCH #04 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TAYA VALKYRIE DEFEAT TESSA BLANCHARD By Disqualification. Tessa Blanchard ended up knocking out the referee in the ring. It looked like an accident. The referee manage to get himself caught in between both, Tessa Blanchard and Taya Valkyrie in order to get in that situation.

MATCH #05
LAX DEFEAT MATT SYDAL AND ETHAN PAGE

The Smoke Show with SCARLETT BOURDEAUX
taking place, before the match.

MATCH #06
SAMI CALLIHAN DEFEAT TREVOR LEE
Brian Cage, coming out for Sami Callihan

Now, we're about to see a mix of cultures in the next match. We're about to have Puerto Ricans verses Mexicans up in here. We are really in the Heart of Astoria now, lol.

The Lucha Brothers and The True OGz, cursing and hollering at one another. C'mon guyz this is Impact not the South Bronx, lol. Can we get on with the match, please.

MATCH #07
THE LUCHA BROTHERS DEFEAT THE TRUE OGZ
What is that? OMG, Hernandez just shitted inside his pants, LMFAO The crowd is going nutts with "Shitty Pants" chants, lol.
SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS. 
Truthfully though it is possible its just a sweat stain in between his crutch. Lol, either way that's just as embarrassing. Hernandez you got clowned, BIG TIME! I can't wait for this episode.

MATCH #08
JORDYNNE GRACE DEFEAT KATRINA
I don't have any idea, who Jordan Grace is. Any woman coming out here to kick Katrina's ass is already at the top of my list. 👍
Quick and easy defeat, awesome Jordynne.

MATCH #09
MOOSE DEFEAT EDDIE EDWARDS
That was a crazy match, probably the best match tonight. My new name for Eddie Edwards is "EDDIE BUCKETS". I never knew a wrestler can get wild with the usage of beer buckets. Eddie Edwards invading our section and taking the buckets from the people down below. Eddie Edwards must have used like 03 beer buckets to bash the skull of Moose making a mess and everything. It didn't matter, at least he used them for a good purpose, lol. Oh yeah, I don't think it'll be that hard to find me through the loud and obnoxious crowd anymore after what happened.

ELI DRAKE COMING OUT WITH JOSEPH PARKS
I'm not sure what happened here. I had left my seat and walked over to the merchandise area to look at some Impact T-shirts. I'm not to sure what took place in the ring. The only thing I know, when I returned to my seat, Eli Drake was all over Joseph Parks beating the crap out of him and of course no Abyss tonight.

MATCH #10
SU YUNG DEFEAT KIERA HOGAN
Allie ran out on Kiera Hogan. I have no idea what just happened. One moment it look like Allie was about to get involve with the match. Then the next moment, she took off running scared. It's like Allie seen something on Su Yung, she shouldn't have seen.

Seriously be, Killer Ass is ready for Impact Heavyweight Championship BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT,
HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT.

MATCH #11 "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JOHNNY IMPACT DEFEAT KILLER KROSS
Moose being sent to the back by the referee for his inference.

I would just like to thank everyone for Impact, wrestlers and executives for these last four days. Even though I couldn't come on Monday. I just want to thank you for being here. I'am thankful for the days that I was able to attend. And, even more so thankful for the Impact merchandise I've purchased. However, in a couple of weeks my bank account will not be so thankful to the credit card bills, lol. Its been an amazing time, most definitely 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I would like to thank, Juanita for tonight for her seats. I really appreciate what you did tonight that was awesome. Hopefully we'll do this again and we'll show up at another allstar wrestling event. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MORE EVENTS:
WWE EVOLUTION Sunday, October 28, 2018
WWE CROWN JEWEL Friday, November 02, 2018
NXT WAR GAMES Saturday, November 17, 2018
WWE SURVIVOR SERIES Sunday, Nov. 18, 2018
RINGS OF HONOR Friday, December 14, 2018
WWE TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS Sunday, December 16, 2018
WWE LIVE @ MSG Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #02 "BOUND FOR GLORY!"

IMPACT, WELCOME BACK TO NEW YORK!

I'm on my way to the Bound for Glory Live Event, right now. This is my first night attending the Melrose Ballroom. I heard alot of good things about it. I'm looking forward to this night. I can't remember the last time, Impact was ever in the NYC. It's been about two years. Two years is still a longtime, I'm just glad they're back. I'm looking for an awesome pay per view on this evening's agenda.

Right now, I'm on the R. Train and I'm nowhere near Queens yet. According to my watch, Bound for Glory schedule to start in 10 minutes. Oh God, I really hope the matches that lead off the show, suck. I don't want to miss any good matches.

I did manage to make it to the Melrose Ballroom on time. Maybe a little bit earlier than expected. Bound for Glory, isn't  quite ready to go on yet. Which is okay, I'm enjoying my time at the bar 🙂.

MATCH #01
RICH SWANN & WILLIE MACK DEFEAT MATT SYDAL & ETHAN PAGE
This was that match to get Impact started. There isn't an Impact party, if Rich Swann and Willie Mack isn't on the card. RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏 RETURN OF THE MACK 👏👏

MATCH #02A "ELI DRAKE'S OPEN CHALLENGE"
ELI DRAKE DEFEAT JAMES ELLESWORTH
After the match, Eli Drake was offended by this pipsqueak who answered his open challenge. Eli Drake claimed he was looking for heavyweight material, 5 star general competitors to enter. Then, this happened, 👏👏👏👏 Congratulations to The Monster Abyss on his abduction into the Impact Hall of Fame, last night. Abyss, coming out here to answer Eli Drake's open challenge and I believe his last match, as well. What an awesome way to end it all. 🤘

MATCH #02B "ELI DRAKE'S OPEN CHALLENGE"
ABYSS DEFEAT ELI DRAKE

MATCH #03 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TESSA BLANCHARD DEFEAT TAYA VALKYRIE
Tessa Blanchard, I'm not going to say anything bad. NYC had her support. There were alot of Tessa love, up inside the Melrose Ballroom. I'm not going to knock her, Tessa Blanchard, she did her thing up against Taya Valkyrie. Congrats!

MATCH #04A
MOOSE VS EDDIE EDWARDS
Killer Kross, coming out and getting involved during the match. It sparked an entrance of someone everyone wants to see. Tommy Dreamer, coming to the aide of Eddie Edwards. Tommy Dreamer with the support of the Impact audience to go forth and take down, Killer Kross and Moose.

MATCH #04B
EDDIE EDWARDS & TOMMY DREAMER  DEFEAT MOOSE & KILLER KROSS

MATCH #05
OVE DEFEAT PENTAGON JR, FENIX AND "THE MACHINE" BRIAN CAGE
OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK! OVE SUCK!

MATCH #06 "CONCRETE JUNGLE DEATH MATCH"
LAX DEFEAT TRUE OGZ & KING
LAX, riding this match alone in the beginning. Conan have been taking out of action, earlier in the night. Everyone in here tonight, know who's the mysterious culprit.
The only time I can say, gun shots sound good in the hood. When you know that person coming, lol that's right "CONAN BABY!" "CONAN IS BACK!"
Conan coming out here and finally closing the trap on King, lmao. 👏👏👏👏👏 YES SIRRRR!!!

MATCH #07 "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JOHNNY IMPACT DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Johnny Impact, finally becomes an Impact World Champion even if it was at the expense of his wife's Taya's health condition. Austin Aries taking a dive through the ring and into Taya Valkyrie. Taya Valkyrie smashing into the barricades. Of course, Johnny Impact what do you suppose he do. Get personal and beat the hell out of Austin Aries. So, what exactly are the writers trying to tell me. Perhaps, Johnny Impact couldn't of win the match if it wasn't for the inadvertent attack done on Taya Valkyrie.

Tonight was a great night. Bound for Glory was awesome. I give it  05 👍👍👍👍👍 thumbs up. My only complaint and I don't normally complain about things like such. Believe it or not, I didn't like the actual venue where Bound for Glory took place tonight. This was my first time attending the Melrose Ballroom. It was so, small. I think, Josh Mathews lied when he said, Bound for Glory ran out of tickets. I don't think that was the truth, I think the Melrose Ballroom ran out of capacity. I was so surprised by the size of the venue. I just said, to myself "c'mon guys what's this. Impact can do much better than this". Regardless of the size of the venue, we still manage to have a good time and awesome event.

Impact Wrestling tapings continues at the Melrose Ballroom for the next two days.
Monday and Tuesday, join us again this week, as we keep the Bound For Glory flame lit.

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #01 "Super Show Down"

Coming to you, live from Melbourne, Australia. Although we ain't live anymore. I'm finally getting the opportunity to watch this morning early pay per view.

The crowd was louded inside the Melbourne Cricket Grounds. Capacity, this morning 70, 309 in attendant.

I see, they're getting started right away, no b.s. at the start of the program. 👍

MATCH #01 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE BAR

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH
So many near falls in this match coming from both sides. Becky Lynch saved her championship with a disqualification on herself.

OMG, Elias and his sidekick, Kevin Owens, lol
What your here to poke fun of Melbourne too?

MATCH #03
BOBBY LASHLEY & JOHN CENA DEFEAT
ELIAS & KEVIN OWENS
John Cena haven't been inside the ring yet. Bobby Lashley is all over, Owens and Elias. John Cena, finally tagged inside. What we're watching right now, are some vintage John Cena. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" 🖐🖐

Oh shit, It's time for the Iconics. Let's see how Iconic you dumb broads are?

MATCH #04
ICONICS DEFEAT NAOMI & ASUKA
Of course, 👏👏👏 Happy Homecoming dumb broads 🖕

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
The match haven't even begun inside the ring yet. Aj Styles making this personal. The two making there way down the ramp. The officials ringing the bell. Somoa Joe can barely stand up.
Somoa Joe with the eurinagy on Aj Styles through a steel chair. Aj Styles with a springboard 450 on the injured knee to Somoa Joe. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Aj Styles. Somoa Joe again for the third time, the coclena clutch. Aj Styles rolling over and locking in the muscle buster on Somoa Joe's injured knee.

MATCH $06 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE BELLA TWINS & RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT THE RIOTT SQUAD
I was never a fan of the Bella Twins but Brie and Nikki need to stop playing around and tag Ronda Rousey in already. The Bellas Twins suck! The Riott Squad are beating the hell out of them. Nikki, finally got some brains and tagged in Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey taking care of business. Awesome double arm bar being applied on both, Liv Morgan and Sara Logan.

This is one of the matches I wanted to see all night, Cedric Alexander and Buddy Murphy. Buddy Murphy who plans on leaving here tonight to celebrate as champion in his hometown. Don't disappoint me, Cedric Alexander bring that title back to the US.

MATCH #07
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
BUDDY MURPHY DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER
Melbourne, Australia they're all over for Buddy Murphy. Omg, I swear if this man becomes the new, Cruiserweight Champion. Lol, I can see the streets of Melbourne having a parade for Buddy Murphy after tonight's event. 😮 I can't believe it, Buddy Murphy kicked out of the lumbarcheck. No one, ever kicked out of Cedric Alexander's lumbarcheck  before. 😮

MATCH #08 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE SHIELD DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN, DOLPH ZIGGLER & DREW MCINTYRE
The match haven't officially started, the referee still trying to maintain order between the 02 teams. Pure bedlam around ringside. Braun Strowman tossing Seth Rollins into the ring. Dolph Ziggler is already in there with something to prove that he's not the weak link. Seth Rollins is all alone. Seth Rollins with no one to tag. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns have been taken out. Dean Ambrose is up, Seth Rollins making his way over to the corner. Roman Reigns is back up now.
"Roman Reigns with an inadvertent punch to Dean Ambrose." The punch was meant for Drew McIntyre.
Braun Strowman spearing the whole Shield Squad including Drew McIntyre. Roman Reigns spearing Braun Strowman through a barricade.
Dolph Ziggler with a super kick to Seth Rollins.
Dean Ambrose planting dirty deeds onto Dolph Ziggler.

MATCH #09
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT THE MIZ
I swear, can't The Miz go anywhere without opening up his big mouth. Good, thank you Daniel Bryan for shutting down his annoying conversation. I rather, hear 70, 309 people in Australia screaming "YES, YES, YES" than the blubber that comes from The Miz's big mouth.
It look like the only one upset is Corey Graves, lol. Screw him 🖕
LMFAO, whoa that was a quick match. The Miz don't have anyone else to blame other than his big mouth, lol. It look like Daniel Bryan came here for business. Daniel Bryan slipping out of the skullcrushing finale, rolling over The Miz into a nice pin, lol. Oh man too sweet 🙂

It's been confirmed already by, Paige. Daniel Bryan will face Aj Styles, November 02nd @ the Crown Jewel.

MATCH #10 "LAST TIME EVER"
TRIPLE H DEFEAT THE UNDERTAKER
Shawn Michaels getting involved in the match. I'm starting to see, some DX assistance. Kane suck at his job. He's staying in his corner. SHUT UP, MELBOURNE. THIS MATCH IS NOT AWESOME. BITE ME!
Kane, finally get involved. He comes to help his brother. Too bad, Kane went through a table. The Undertaker almost had The Game with a pin. Tombstone power driver on Triple H, yet he manage to survive. The Undertaker inadvertently knocking out the referee. The match is currently without an official for the timebeing. The Undertaker have Triple H at his disadvantage. Shawn Michaels doing whatever it takes to save, Triple H. Triple H setting up The Undertaker for the pedigree. A new official entering the ring. Kane pulling the referee out of the ring. Shawn Michaels handing Triple H his sledgehammer.
Shawn Michaels with two sweet chin music to the face of The Undertaker. Triple H with pedigree.

So are you happy now, Triple H you finally beat The  Undertaker. This is the boring match. You wanted to rebuild your damn ego, Triple H. Okay, your ego is now rebuilt, get lost. 💤💤💤💤

Oh really, The Brothers of Destruction making one last exclamation, before Super Show Down ends, lol. You sure Triple H didn't whisper that inside The Undertaker's ear, as something to do to them. Okay, I'll accept it Shawn Michaels and Triple H getting their asses kicked to close off the show for the night, lol.

Last time ever, who gives a shit if these 04 morons are wrestling this weekend. Shawn Michaels, Kane, Triple H and The Undertaker are pass their prime in sports entertainment. They should be operating a training camp not still participating in matches at their age.

NEXT, WWE EVENTS:
Sun., October 28th WWE Evolution
Fri., November 02nd Crown Jewel