Saturday, September 1, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2018 Issue #01 "ROH: ALL IN"

I just wanted a moment to myself and to be out of the house. You can not get a better way to enjoy the holidays other than, ROH on a Labor Day weekend. I'm looking forward to tonight's ROH pay per view, "ALL IN". I'm on my way to, Legends Bar going to meet up with my, YEPILW crew.

I just arrived, the Legends Bar is on and popping. There is a match taking place. I am not quite sure, who's involved in the match. I'm just trying to get myself situated and meet everyone throughout the room. I'm just glad to be out here tonight. The one thing I love about coming to these events . It's not just to watch wrestling. I love, YEPILW events solely for the purpose of great politicking and networking.

MATCH #01
MATT CROSS  DEFEAT MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN

MATCH #02 WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: JERRY LYNN
CHRISTOPHER DANIELS DEFEAT STEPHEN AMELL 

MATCH #03
TESSA BLANCHARD DEFEAT BRITT BAKER, MADISON RAYNE & CHELSEA GREEN
👏👏👏👏 It look like Tessa Blanchard is on a roll for this week. Congratulations are in order for Miss Blanchard. Congratulations for tonight  and congratulations for Thursday night's victory on becoming the new Impact Knockout Champion.

Is that Tommy Dreamer with Cody?
Since when did, Cody come out to the ring with a pitbull terrier? This must be Cody's latest look.
MATCH #04
CODY DEFEAT NICK ALDIS FOR THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY, NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

Joey Janella with Phenelopia Ford
MATCH #05
HANGMAN PAIGE DEFEAT JOEY JANELA IN A
CHICAGO STREET FIGHT
Of course, you knew it was going to be the Hangman leaving here with tonight's victory.
After The Match: This is one of my reasons, why ROH is considered to be my "A" show. Its things like these you'll never catch on PG-WWE.
Joey Ryan coming out into the arena with an Army of Penises, lol. OMG, an Army of Penises. Hangman Paige being taking out and carried away by a group of men disguised in Penis outfits. I know it sounds stupid, weird and perhaps asinine, as I sit here and type it out. You should of been here with me watching this tonight. It was still awesome.👍👍

Brandi Rhodes escorting Flip Gordan to the ring.
Jay Lethal making his entrance to the ring with a complete, Macho Man Randy Savage attire, lol. As if that wasn't cool enough. Here's the icing on the cake. Alongside, Jay Lethal is non other than, "The Genius". That's right, the brother of the Macho Man.
MATCH #06
JAY LETHAL DEFEAT FLIP GORDAN TO RETAIN
THE ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
After The Match: I knew this man was here tonight in the building. Bully Ray have been all over Flip Gordan for the last several weeks. It look like tonight wasn't just going to be about Flip Gordan. Jay Lethal felt some of Bully Ray's beatings. I want to thank, Colt Cabana for coming to the rescue and taking care of Bully Ray.

MATCH #07
KENNY OMEGA DEFEAT PENTA EL ZERO
After The Match: THE LIGHTS GO OUT! (Penta Zero and Chris Jericho changed wrestling gears)
THE LIGHTS RETURN! Chris Jericho disguised as Penta Zero. I don't think I have to say anything more. Chris Jericho attacking Kenny Omega from behind and leaving him with this to ponder over.... "KENNY OMEGA, SEE YOU ON THE JERICHO CRUISE!"

MATCH #08
O'KATA DEFEAT MARTY SCURLL
O'kata is a strong humanbeing, he's taking everything Marty Scurll throwing at him. Marty Scurll a totally awesome wrestler in my book but tonight he failed to get the job done.

MATCH #09
YOUNGBUCKS & KOTA IBUSHI DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO, FENIX & BANDIDO IN A SIX MAN
TAG TEAM MATCH
LOL, so you guys are becoming Smackdown now. Lol, ROH "All In" just ended its night 11 o'clock on the dot. That's some, Smackdown shit, lol.

Regardless of the way, "All In" ended. This still was a dope pay per view. 👍👍 There have never been a wrestling show where I end off the night with a 10/10 rating. A wrestling show where every single match is at 💯% perfection is only something that could be accomplished in ROH.

No comments: