Sunday, June 17, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2018 Issue #04 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"

MONEY IN THE BANK KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted By: Renee Young, Peter Rosenburg, Sam Roberts and Booker T

"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, TODAY!"

MITB Kick Off Show Match: "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS DEFEAT KARL ANDERSON & LUKE GALLOWS

Money In The Bank Pay  Per View:

MATCH #01
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT BIG CASS by submission.
Daniel Bryan made Big Cass tap out. Daniel Bryan attacking the left knee of Big Cass. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Bobby Lashley looking for retribution tonight on Sami Zayn.

MATCH #02
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
Sami Zayn taking over on Lashley, staying a step above. Sami Zayn feeling it now. Bobby Lashley starking Sami Zayn. Bobby Lashley with the torture of the vertigo on Sami Zayn.

WWE clearing out the reject matches first, before we get to the real.

Oh great look, I'm so happy to see this guy, "the Bob Dylan" of the  WWE.

Seth Rollins, totally awesome. I just love it the way his music bang against my speakers.... "BURN IT DOWWWNNNN!!!!!"

MATCH #03 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias came this close to becoming the new Intercontinental Champion for his first time. Seth Rollins with desperate tactics grabbing onto the tights of Elias. Seth Rollins manage to gain a victory and still leave Chicago, tonight as the remaining Intercontinental Champion.

MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
SASHA BANKS, BECKY LYNCH, EMBER MOON, LANA, NATALYA, NAOMI, ALEXA BLISS, CHARLOTTE.
Ember Moon doing an excellent job her first Women's MITB. There's a reason why, she's called the War Goddess. Sasha Banks with the ladder, where she's greeted by Charlotte. Alexa Bliss telling Lana, "She doesn't care what day it is?" Lana with the accolade placed on Alexa Bliss. Naomi had it, her hands were on the briefcase. Becky Lynch at the top of the ladder, being launched off by Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss going up the ladder and obtaining the briefcase. Alexa Bliss, the New Miss Money In The Bank.

Sanil Singh wheeling himself into the arena after what Roman Reigns put him through last week on Raw.
I'm behind Roman Reigns, I don't give a shit about Jinder Mahal.

MATCH #05
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JINDER MAHAL
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT, Sanil Singh flying out of the wheelchair and pushing Roman Reigns face first into the ring post. This match just turned around. Shut the FUCK UP, Corey Graves. He over here looking at it as some type of miracle. Our modern day Maharaja is getting frustrated. Jinder Mahal still not showing enough gas in the tank to take down Roman Reigns. Sanil Singh again out of the wheelchair. Roman Reigns had enough, laying out Sanil Singh with a superman punch followed by a spear.

This is another match I'm looking forward to. I'm tired of "MELLA IS A MONEY!" It's time for "MELLA TO BECOME BANKRUPT!" 👎👎👎👎

MATCH #06 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CARMELLA DEFEAT ASUKA
This match is a waste of time. At least its nice to know there's someone out there enjoying it. Fuck You, Graves. What is this bullshit now? It look like someone wants to play dress up. The return of James Ellesworth disguised as Asuka.

Shinsuke Nakamara coming to the ring. You want to talk about someone who's been a thorn in their ass. You cannot get no one like Shinsuke Nakamara. For the past, couple of weeks Shinsuke Nakamara have driven Aj Styles to the asylum. Aj Styles looking to gain his sanity back and walk out of Chicago at the same time as the remaining WWE Champion.

MATCH #07        "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMARA
                          "LAST MAN STANDING MATCH"
Nakamara getting frustrated, he's willing to do anything to put Aj Styles to sleep. Nakamara setting up the commentary table. Nakamara with King Shasaw across the table. Both competitors are down. The referee begin to count. Aj Styles is back up before the count of nine. Nakamara with another table setting it up inside the middle of the ring. Nakamara have been focusing on the rib cage era of Aj Styles throughout this match. Aj Styles through the table. Aj Styles laying across the top of the exposed turnbuckle. Here comes Nakamara! Aj Styles manages to move. Nakamura's knee into the exposed turnbuckle. Aj Style placing the crabcrusher on Nakamura's injured knee. Nakamara with a low blow to Aj Styles, perfectly legal in this match. The referee begin to count. Aj Styles is back up. Nakamara with another King Shasaw, the referee counts again. Aj Styles is back up. Aj Styles with the Styles Clash on Shinsuke Nakamara, the referee counts. Nakamara makes the count almost at 10. Aj Styles with the Styles Finisher off the top rope taking out Shinsuke Nakamara. Both men are down, the referee is counting. Aj Styles manages to beat the count before Shinsuke Nakamara. Aj Styles remains here tonight, as the WWE World Champion and leaves Chicago with it.

Let's find out how ready is Ronda Rousey tonight.

MATCH #08 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX VS RONDA ROUSEY (DISQUALIFIED)
Nia Jax starting it off with her power. Ronda, there's no glass octagons around here. Ronda Rousey right away locking it in with the armbar. Nia Jax countering Ronda's armbar. Nia Jax with a huge power bomb onto Ronda Rousey. Nia Jax just rag dolling Ronda Rousey. Nia Jax taking her time during this match. Nia Jax with a somoan drop, referee going for the pin. Ronda Rousey manage to escape. Ronda Rousey going to the top rope, changing up the game. It look like Ronda Rousey have gained some momentum. Ronda Rousey breaking out her skills of Judo.
Alexa Bliss coming out. Alexa Bliss, Raw's new 2018 MITB winner tonight. Alexa Bliss coming out attacking Ronda Rousey and Nia Jax. Alexa Bliss making sure that Ronda Rousey was out of the equation. Alexa Bliss cashing in her MITB briefcase. Alexa Bliss picking the perfect time, knowing that Nia Jax injured her arm during the match.

MATCH #09
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT NIA JAX to become the 05X Champion

MATCH #10 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
SOMOA JOE, FINN BALOR, RUSEV, KEVIN OWENS, BOBBY ROODE, THE MIZ, BRAUN STROWMAN, KOFI KINGSTON
The New Day still haven't chosen which one of them will be participating in the MITB. They chose Kofi Kingston, big deal. So what exactly does that mean, Kofi Kingston will become a 07X loser in MITB, lol.
Everyone is busy burying Braun Strowman in a bunch of ladders. The Miz all alone in the ring is going for the briefcase. Somoa Joe in pursuit to the ring, knocking The Miz off the ladder. Kevin Owens with 02 ladders inside the ring. Kevin Owens laying out Finn Balor across the announce table. Braun Strowman have risen from the rubble. The guys are back to their team work. Everyone needs to help eliminate Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman tossing Kevin Owens from a 15 foot ladder. Kevin Owens haven't been heard from during the remainder of the match. Rusev with a double accolade on both, Bobby Roode and Kofi Kingston. Rusev, now with a triple accolade on Bobby Roode, Kofi Kingston and The Miz. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Rusev, Braun Strowman, Kofi Kingston and Finn Balor, the last 03 competitors on the ladder. Braun Strowman tossed them both down.
ROARRRRR!!!!!, BRAUN STROWMAN HAVE BECOME, THE MONSTER IN THE BANK!!!

It's only now, a limited amount of time before he goes face to face with Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship.

Next WWE Events....
WWE Live "Summerslam Heatwave Tour" @ MSG Saturday July 07th
WWE Extreme Rules, Sunday July 15th
NXT Takeover Brooklyn, Saturday August 18th
WWE Summerslam, Sunday August 19th
WWE Monday Night Raw, Monday August 20th
WWE Smack Down Live, Tuesday August 21st

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