Friday, April 27, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #04 "The Greatest Royal Rumble"

I made it home in time. This is an unusual pay per view for a non-weekend event.

Coming to you this afternoon live from the City of Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I like that how they begun first with Saudi Arabia's National Anthem followed by The United States National Anthem. That was in good taste. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

COMMENTARY: Michael Cole, Byron Saxton and Corey Graves

Triple H and John Cena kicking off the rumble. When was the last time you seen, Triple H and John Cena in a bout against one another. It's been 08 years to be exact.
MATCH #01
JOHN CENA DEFEAT TRIPLE H
In some way I'm glad this match is starting first. It gives me a chance to unwind and clear out my bag and change my clothes. Why am I not surprised John Cena won, ZZZZZZZZZZ, That exactly what this match was snooze.

Ok, now we're about to see some real action.

MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT KALISTO
👏👏👏👏👏 We are not entering the, "Era of Alexander!👏👏👏👏👏👏

I can't believe it, people waste their batteries for Bray Wyatt in Jeddah, lol

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
MATT HARDY & BRAY WYATT DEFEAT THE BAR LOL, I'm starting to like this team now. Oh well too bad for The Bar it look like y'all staying on Smackdown Live, lol.

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT JINDER MAHAL

Byron Saxton taking a break to visit the panel with Hall of Famers, Jerry The King Lawler, JR and Booker T recapping on what's been seen so far.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT THE USOS
The Usos put up a good match against The Bludgeon Bros. They just weren't sufficient enough in completing the process of Tag Team Gold.

MATCH #06 "INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SOMOA JOE, THE MIZ AND FINN BALOR
                      "LADDER MATCH"
The Miz want to be 09X Champion. The Miz having a moment in the ring all to himself. Until, Seth Rollins countered him. Now, its Balor Club time. Somoa Joe bringing down Finn Balor. Finn Balor tossing Somoa Joe over the apron.
Finn Balor about to have his night in Saudia Arabia. Out of know, comes "Monday Night Rollins!" leaping off the rope unto the ladder and snatching the championship from the fingers of Finn Balor. Lol, he did it again. There isn't a doll moment where you'll find Seth Rollins screwing over Finn Balor. Finn Balor can't believe what happened. Balor still looking up at the hook, lol.

This is something interesting, we're about to meet WWE's Future from the Nation of Saudi Arabia... Give it up Rusty Jabbz and welcome the future prospects of Monday Night Raw and Smackdown Live. We got with us being introduced Nassar, Hussein, Monsoour and Fisal 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME TO THE WWE!

Lmao, omg everybody was right about Shinsuke Nakamura's theme song. Nakamura new theme song is wack 🖕 You see that man right there walking down the ramp his theme song is awesome, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE,

MATCH #07 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Aj Styles almost took out the referee, Shinsuke
Nakamura with a low blow when the referee wasn't looking. Shinsuke Nakamura going for the pin, Aj Styles crawling towards the rope to break the count. This match is starting to get out of hand. Both, Styles and Nakamura continuing their brawl outside the ring. The referee begin counting and called for the bell. Referee declaring match a double count out.

This is such a waste of time not only for The Undertaker for Rusev, as well. I don't know what made Rusev think he has the balls to think he can face The Undertaker in a casket match. RUSEV DAY is about to be permanently canceled,  lol.
What's the matter, Rusev having second thoughts, lol. The Undertaker with the mind games giving Rusev a view of his permanent home. Get a good look at the casket, Rusev. You wanted this match.
Aiden English holding the lid of the casket. Aiden English won't let Taker put him in. Aiden English might pay for that. You don't want to piss off The Undertaker.

MATCH #08 "CASKET MATCH"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev already in the casket. Aiden English going to join Rusev inside the casket..... GOOD NIGHT RUSEV DAY,  LOL 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 REST IN PEACE!!!

I believe what you say, Roman "You are coming home with that title!"
This is a match I'm looking forward too.
Roman make this afternoon in Jeddah your first victory over Brock Lesnar. Come back to the U.S. as the Universal Champion, Roman Reigns. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
                      "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
Somoa Joe watching the match from the back. Joe has a match with Roman Reigns, 02 weeks at Backlash.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
I can't believe this shit, Roman you screwed yourself again. Don't get me wrong I'm proud of the way you landing that massive spear on Brock Lesnar. But, Brock Lesnar is still champion. Brock Lesnar body hitting the floor first. Officials giving the Universal Championship to Brock Lesnar.

MATCH #10 "50 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE"
01. DANIEL BRYAN (ELIMINATED)
02. DOLPH ZIGGLER (ELIMINATED)
03. SIN CARA (SIN CARA ELIMINATED)
04. CURTIS AXEL (CURTIS AXEL ELIMINATED)
05. MARK HENRY (MARK HENRY ELIMINATED)
06. MIKE KANELIS (MIKE KANELIS ELIMINATED)
07. HIROKI SUMI  (HIROKI SUMI ELIMINATED)
08. VIKTOR OF ASCENSIONS (ELIMINATED)
09. KOFI KINGSTON (ELIMINATED)
10. TONY NESE (ELIMINATED)
11. DASH WILDER (REVIVALS) (ELIMINATED)
12. HORNSWOGGLE (ELIMINATED)
13. PRIMO (THE COLON) (ELIMINATED)
14. XAVIER WOODS (ELIMINATED)
15. BO DALLAS (ELIMINATED)
16. KURT ANGLE (ELIMINATED)
17. SCOTT DAWSON (REVIVALS) (ELIMINATED)
18. GOLDUST (ELIMINATED)
19. KONNOR (THE ASCENSIONS) (ELIMINATED)
20. ELIAS (ELIMINATED)
21. LUKE GALLOWS (ELIMINATED)
22. RHYNO (ELIMINATED)
23.DREW GULAK (ELIMINATED)
24.TUCKER KNIGHT (HEAVY MACHINERY)  
     (ELIMINATED)
25. BOBBY ROODE (ELIMINATED)
26. FANDANGO (ELIMINATED)
27. CHAD GABLE (ELIMINATED)
28. REY MYSTERIO (ELIMINATED)
29. MOJO RAWLEY (ELIMINATED)
30. TYLER BREEZE (ELIMINATED)
31. BIG E (ELIMINATED)
32. KARL ANDERSON (ELIMINATED)
33. APOLLO (ELIMINATED)
34. RODERICK STRONG (ELIMINATED)
35. RANDY ORTON (ELIMINATED)
36. HEATH SLATER (ELIMINATED)
37. BABATUNDE (ELIMINATED)
38. BARON CORBIN (ELIMINATED)
39. TITUS O'NEIL (ELIMINATED)
40. DAN MATHA (ELIMINATED)
41. BRAUN STROWMAN
42. TYE DILLINGER (ELIMINATED)
43. CURT HAWKINS (ELIMINATED)
44. BOBBY LASHLEY (ELIMINATED)
45. THE GREAT KHALI (ELIMINATED)
46. KEVIN OWENS (ELIMINATED)
47. SHANE O'MAC (ELIMINATED) OMG OMG OMG Braun Strowman tossing Shane McMahon through a table. Shane still haven't moved yet.
48. SHELTON BENJAMIN (ELIMINATED)
49. BIG CASS ELIMINATED
50  "CHRIS JERICHO" 50 (ELIMINATED)

Apparently its been Dolph Ziggler and Daniel Bryan in the royal rumble that lasted the longest time. Kurt Angle eliminating Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler lasting over 21 minutes.

Daniel Bryan came in this match at #01 and he's still lasting in this rumble for a long period of time.

Braun Strowman entry #43, cleaning up the house. We are down to Elias, Strowman and Bryan. The following remains. Who will be the next entry.

Daniel Bryan have his eyes on Big Cass. Daniel Bryan perhaps looking for pay back during this match.
Here's someone who needs to get his ass  kicked, Kevin Owens. Chris Jericho have some retribution for Kevin Owens.

Big Cass eliminating Daniel Bryan after One Hour 16 seconds of time inside the rumble. Congratulations to Daniel Bryan 👏👏👏👏 I really thought you had it. Great job to Daniel Bryan. You lasted the longest than anyone this afternoon. It would of been awesome if it was you who won.

The last 02 superstars in the ring. The giants are about to take on one another, Braun Strowman Vs Big Cass.... Braun Strowman eliminating Big Cass.

Braun Strowman winning the The Greatest Royal Rumble along with "The Cup" live from Jeddah....  👈👈👈

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WWE BACKLASH PPV SUNDAY, MAY 06th

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