Friday, April 6, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #01 Wrestle Con: Impact Vs Lucha Underground

Impact Wrestling tonight brings you "WrestleCon" at the Sugar hill Factory
Tonight on commentary: Josh Mathews and Matt Striker
Matt Striker, wow when was the last time I seen him. Totally awesome commentary duo 👍

MATCH #01 "SIX MAN MATCH"
CHAVO GUERRERO JR VS JACK EVANS VS MANTANZA VS CALEB KONELLY VS MOOSE VS MATT SYDAL
MANTANZA PINNED CALEB KONELLY
Score one for the Lucha Underground

MATCH #02 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALLIE DEFEAT TAYA VALKYRIE
Allie remains Knockout Champion

MATCH #03
SCOTT STEINER & TEDDY HART DEFEAT O.V.E.
JAY CRISS TAPPING OUT TO THE STEINER RECLINER
Score Two for the Lucha Underground

MATCH #04 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
AEROSTAR, DRAGO & KING CUERNO DEFEAT DJ Z, ANDREW EVERETT & DEZMOND XAVIER
KING CUERNO MADE ANDREW EVERETT TAP OUT
Score Three for the Lucha Underground

LMAO, I just love it when someone stick it to an asshole like Trevor Lee. Trevor Lee, coming out here with his cheerleader Caleb Konelly who had a match out here earlier. Trevor Lee looking for easy competition in Lucha Underground's Famous B. Famous B who just recently signed for tonight's match to face Trevor Lee, "Marty The Moth!" LOL, let me just say, it look Trevor Lee is shitting in his trunks. MOTH, GONNA KILL YOU! MOTH, GONNA KILL YOU! MOTH  GONNA KILL YOU! LMAO!!!

MATCH #05
TREVOR LEE DEFEAT MARTY THE MOTH
Score one for Impact, finally. A very cheap and cheesy win if I say so myself. Let's face it, Trevor Lee was getting his ass kicked. A cheap victory for Trevor Lee is his way of throwing in the towel, smh.

This next match here involving LAX and Lucha Underground's KillShot and The Mack I could really care less. I don't give a shit about LAX. I know I don't know much about this team of KillShot and The Mack. I'll route for them over, LAX.

MATCH #06 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
LAX DEFEAT KILLSHOT & THE MACK
Score Two for Impact

That is very ironic coming from Matt Striker. He doesn't like Eli Drake, I wonder why? Is it because Eli Drake stole your stick and made it much better than when you had it, Striker, Lol.

MATCH #07
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT ELI DRAKE
Like we didn't see this coming. I must admit Eli Drake put up a good fight. I didn't expect, Eli Drake to hold it down in the ring. So, who will be Brian Cage's next victim?

MATCH #08 "I QUIT MATCH"
JEREMIAH CRANE (aka SAMI CALLAHAN) DEFEAT EDDIE EDWARDS
Eddie Edwards body is lifeless. The referee quit the match for Eddie Edwards. That didn't satisfy, Sami Callahan or Jeremiah Crane. Whatever this fuck calls himself. He wanted to punish Eddie Edwards more. Thank God, Moose was there to save him.

MATCH #09 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
PENTAGON JR DEFEAT PHOENIX AND AUSTIN ARIES
Score four for Lucha Underground

I would like to apologize to my online viewers for the lack of details in my report. I had a wonderful time enjoying, Wrestle Con's Impact vs Lucha Underground. The party doesn't end in NOLA tonight. Join, Rusty Jabbz Entertainment Group for the remainder of the weekend. We'll be back tomorrow for both, ROH "Supercard" and WWE NXT Takeover New Orleans. And, then Sunday night Rusty Jabbz will end its New Orleans experience with the cutigre' WWE Wrestlemania 34. So anyone if you had a good time tonight, clap ya handz 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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