This day have finally come, the moment that everyone have been waiting for. Tonight is the final night in New Orleans. The final night of this weekend's wrestling extravaganza involving Impact's Wrestle Con, ROH's Supercard of Honor, NXT Takeover New Orleans. Tonight is the grand finale, closing it out with WrestleMania 34 in New Orleans, live from the Mercedes Benz Center over 78, 133 in attendance here tonight. It look like NXT Takeover beat y'all. Last night it was over 95,000 for Takeover New Orleans. Score one for NXT 👏👏👏👏
Before I go any further, I would like to take this time and say my congratulations to the following, WWE Hall of Fame, Class of 2018, The Dudley Boyz, Kid Rock, Mark Henry, Jeff Jarrett, Ivory, HillBilly Jim, Jarrius Robertson and Goldberg 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏CONGRATULATIONS, WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2018
KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: Renee Young, David Otunga, JBL, Peter Rosenburg and Booker T
We have a 02 hour Kick Off Show going on, right now with a series of matches. OMG, do my eyes deceive me, is that Fan Cena in the audience, lol. John Cena doing exactly like he said, he would be, engaging with the fans in the regular people seats. NO VIP, NO SKYBOX, John Cena sitting with the audience. Perhaps, Cena only will be here up until The Undertaker's arrival. Many in the WWE Universe still predicting The Undertaker's arrival.
I wouldn't mine sitting with John Cena, right now. It's better than where I'm sitting right now. On the subway, trying to make it to the Legends Bar for the WrestleMania Viewing Party. The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal getting ready to start, right now.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01 "ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL"
MATT HARDY, WINNER OF THE ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal Participants: R-Truth, The Ascensions, The Revivals, Breezango, The Miztourage, Primo Colon, Mojo Rawley, Zack Ryder, Heath Slater, Rhyno, Titus O'Neill, Apollo, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Goldust, Ty Dillinger, Kane, Baron Corbin, Bray Wyatt
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES, YES, Cedric Alexander, finally accomplished his dream, WOOOOO!!!!! If there is anyone in the Cruiserweight division that deserve this, Its CEDRIC!!! CONGRATULATIONS👏👏👏👏
KICK OFF SHOW Match #03 "WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL"
Commentators for the battle royal, Beth Phoenix and Paige
NAOMI, WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL
Becky Lynch, Ruby Riott, Sara Logan, Sonya Deville, Mandy Rose, Mickie James, Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lana, Kairi Sane, Peyton Royce, Bianca Bel Air, Okota Kai, Natalya, Naomi, Bayley, Sasha Banks
This is why, there wasn't any match between Sasha Banks and Bayley. They set this up for the battle royal. Sasha Banks and Bayley the last 02 in the ring from battle royal. Sasha Banks extending her hand. Bayley taking out Sasha over the ring and eliminating her. The crowd is psyched even John Cena. Everyone thinking Bayley just one the first time ever, WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal. Naomi music start playing, she was never eliminated. Naomi eliminating Bayley. Naomi just became the winner of the women's battle royal. Bayley's frown just went upside down, lol.
Only a few minutes to go, WrestleMania about to begin.
MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT THE MIZ AND FINN BALOR
BURN IT DOWWWWNNNN!!!!, 👏👏👏👏👏 MONDAY NIGHT ROLLINNNSSS!!!, WOOOO HOOOO BURN IT DOWWWWNNNN!!!! Normally I wouldn't cheer for Seth Rollins with such gratitude. At this point, I would take any superstar to capture the Intercontinental Championship. As long as, it's not that fuck face The Miz.
Awesome introduction from the Queen Mama, Charlotte Flair
MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT ASUKA
The Queen vs The Empress, Championship vs The Streak, Who will come out on top?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Charlotte Flair eliminated the streak of Asuka
Asuka wasn't too happy over her loss. Asuka showing a good sign of sportsmanship to Charlotte Flair.
Where is Cena going? It turns out, John Cena gotten some news. He just hopped over the banister and took off. I think, The Undertaker is in the building.
MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE, RUSEV AND RANDY ORTON
"FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH"
Jinder Mahal tonight receiving his Wrestlemania moment by becoming the first United States Champion. First it was the World Champion. Jinder Mahal seeks a new path with the United States Championship.
We're about to see who've we been waiting for the last 03 years, Ronda "Freakin" Roussey. Ronda Rousey making her Wrestlemania debut tonight.
Okay, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon coming out on a motorcycles, "Road Warrior Style!"
Stephanie doing the spit stick with Triple H.
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK, LMAO I always wanted to say that during Kurt Angle's introduction.
MATCH #04 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
RONDA ROUSSEY AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT TRIPLE H AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON
This was an awesome match and probably will be the best match of the night. Great job from both sides including Stephanie McMahon, she did better than expected. Those workouts with Triple H paid off. To bad it didn't pay enough, Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey leaving Wrestlemania with the victory.
MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY AND THE USOS
"TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
The Bludgeon Bros capturing Smackdown's Tag Team Championships. This match was a waste of time.
We come to the moment of truth. Okay, Cena you've been asking for it for several weeks. I hope your ready for THE DEADMAN! (THE LIGHTS GO OUT) WHAT THE FUCK? ELIAS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU COCKSUCKER!!! 🖕🖕🖕
This isn't who John Cena asked for. Elias coming out to do one of his annoying musical concert stick. John Cena heard enough of Elias's bullshit. Cena taking out Elias. John Cena looking around for the Deadman, still no sign of him. As, Cena begin to leave the arena. He stops and the lights go out again. Only this time, it may actually be John Cena's wish coming true. The Undertaker playing more mind games on Cena. The Undertaker's robe and cap appearing the ring. The Undertaker music begins.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT THE DEADMAN IS HERE!!!
UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER
MATCH #06
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT JOHN CENA
You happy now, Cena. Is this what you wanted to do, embarrass yourself at Wrestlemania 34. Or, was it like I've been saying to boost up The Undertaker's Wrestlemania winning record again. Only, John Cena would go through such
lengths.
This next match, Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan to face Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn must defeat Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan in order to get their jobs back on Smackdown. If they lose then they'll be fired from Smackdown.
MATCH #07
SHANE O'MAC AND DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS
I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom during this match. Believe me, this match wasn't a bathroom break match. I just needed a bathroom break from all the junk I've been eating tonight. It didn't agree with my stomach but I came back in time for this.... Sami Zayn tapping out, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I really need to stop listening to morons on Facebook. I was informed that this match was supposed to be apart of the Kick Off Show. Whatever, I'm glad it wasn't because this is a Wrestlemania main stage match. I'm going to make sure no bathroom breaks during this match. I've been waiting for something like this. I want to see, Nia Jax kick Alexa Bliss's ass from start to finish.
LOL, that was funny I just heard this girl sitting right across from me, mistake Mickie James for Alexa Bliss's mother, lmao that was hilarious,
👏👏👏 CLASSIC, TOO SWEET, TOO SWEET.
MATCH #08 "RAW's WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Nia Jax, the new Raw Women's Champion
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA.
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA.
MATCH #09 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
That's right, AJ, let em know....
THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE.
WOOO!!! HOOO!!!
Aj Styles regaining his championship. Aj Styles with a spirit of sportsmanship helping Shinsuke Nakamura up after the match. Shinsuke Nakamura with a jabb to the lower intestine, proceed to attack Aj Styles with revenge. Shinsuke Nakamura standing there looking victorious. But, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST
OMG, if there was anytime to go to the bathroom now would be a good time to go 🙁 What the hell is Braun Strowman doing? He is actually walking through a crowd of 78,000 people looking for a partner. Braun Strowman grabbing a little child from the audience and bringing him to the ring. A little boy named, Nicholas. The kid can't be no more than 11. This is suppose to be Braun Strowman's partner to face The Bar. OMG, I'm going to the bathroom even if I don't have to use it. I'll turn on the faucet until something come out. I'm not watching this bullshit, smh
🖕🖕
MATCH #10 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN AND NICHOLAS DEFEAT THE BAR to become the New Raw Tag Team Champions. I can't believe Kurt Angle signed off on this.
The match I've been waiting for all night is about to happen. Roman Reigns regaining ownership of his yard and capturing the Universal Championship from Bonehead Lesnar, BOOOO!!!
MATCH #11 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
So far, Roman Reigns suffering from 06 suplex cities. Brock Lesnar setting up the announce table. Roman Reigns tossing Brock Lesnar into a ringpost followed by a spear into the same announce table, Brock Lesnar was just setting setting up. Roman Reigns with 02 superman punches, Brock Lesnar still manage to get up from them. Roman Reigns hanging on a thin thread. I hate to say this, Brock Lesnar is enjoying this. It's like the more F5's he gives, Brock Lesnar get stronger. Roman Reigns suffering from 07 F5's right now.
I was very skeptical about attending tonight. I wasn't feeling 100% I don't think I would make it throughout the whole evening. I'am glad I came. I had a wonderful time, tonight. I met a lot of interesting people. I enjoyed the intensity of the NYC Wrestlemania crowd at the Legends Bar. I could imagine being among 78,133 people in the Mercedes Benz Center in New Orleans, Louisiana tonight. Also, I got a chance to meet WWE legend, Rakishi. I'm really glad I decide to come rather than sitting at home.
WRESTLEMANIA 34👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍THANK YOU FOR TONIGHT!
The Next WWE Pay Per View:
"BACKLASH", Sunday, May 06, 2018
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