Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #04 "The Greatest Royal Rumble"

I made it home in time. This is an unusual pay per view for a non-weekend event.

Coming to you this afternoon live from the City of Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I like that how they begun first with Saudi Arabia's National Anthem followed by The United States National Anthem. That was in good taste. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

COMMENTARY: Michael Cole, Byron Saxton and Corey Graves

Triple H and John Cena kicking off the rumble. When was the last time you seen, Triple H and John Cena in a bout against one another. It's been 08 years to be exact.
MATCH #01
JOHN CENA DEFEAT TRIPLE H
In some way I'm glad this match is starting first. It gives me a chance to unwind and clear out my bag and change my clothes. Why am I not surprised John Cena won, ZZZZZZZZZZ, That exactly what this match was snooze.

Ok, now we're about to see some real action.

MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT KALISTO
👏👏👏👏👏 We are not entering the, "Era of Alexander!👏👏👏👏👏👏

I can't believe it, people waste their batteries for Bray Wyatt in Jeddah, lol

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
MATT HARDY & BRAY WYATT DEFEAT THE BAR LOL, I'm starting to like this team now. Oh well too bad for The Bar it look like y'all staying on Smackdown Live, lol.

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT JINDER MAHAL

Byron Saxton taking a break to visit the panel with Hall of Famers, Jerry The King Lawler, JR and Booker T recapping on what's been seen so far.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT THE USOS
The Usos put up a good match against The Bludgeon Bros. They just weren't sufficient enough in completing the process of Tag Team Gold.

MATCH #06 "INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SOMOA JOE, THE MIZ AND FINN BALOR
                      "LADDER MATCH"
The Miz want to be 09X Champion. The Miz having a moment in the ring all to himself. Until, Seth Rollins countered him. Now, its Balor Club time. Somoa Joe bringing down Finn Balor. Finn Balor tossing Somoa Joe over the apron.
Finn Balor about to have his night in Saudia Arabia. Out of know, comes "Monday Night Rollins!" leaping off the rope unto the ladder and snatching the championship from the fingers of Finn Balor. Lol, he did it again. There isn't a doll moment where you'll find Seth Rollins screwing over Finn Balor. Finn Balor can't believe what happened. Balor still looking up at the hook, lol.

This is something interesting, we're about to meet WWE's Future from the Nation of Saudi Arabia... Give it up Rusty Jabbz and welcome the future prospects of Monday Night Raw and Smackdown Live. We got with us being introduced Nassar, Hussein, Monsoour and Fisal 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME TO THE WWE!

Lmao, omg everybody was right about Shinsuke Nakamura's theme song. Nakamura new theme song is wack 🖕 You see that man right there walking down the ramp his theme song is awesome, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE,

MATCH #07 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Aj Styles almost took out the referee, Shinsuke
Nakamura with a low blow when the referee wasn't looking. Shinsuke Nakamura going for the pin, Aj Styles crawling towards the rope to break the count. This match is starting to get out of hand. Both, Styles and Nakamura continuing their brawl outside the ring. The referee begin counting and called for the bell. Referee declaring match a double count out.

This is such a waste of time not only for The Undertaker for Rusev, as well. I don't know what made Rusev think he has the balls to think he can face The Undertaker in a casket match. RUSEV DAY is about to be permanently canceled,  lol.
What's the matter, Rusev having second thoughts, lol. The Undertaker with the mind games giving Rusev a view of his permanent home. Get a good look at the casket, Rusev. You wanted this match.
Aiden English holding the lid of the casket. Aiden English won't let Taker put him in. Aiden English might pay for that. You don't want to piss off The Undertaker.

MATCH #08 "CASKET MATCH"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev already in the casket. Aiden English going to join Rusev inside the casket..... GOOD NIGHT RUSEV DAY,  LOL 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 REST IN PEACE!!!

I believe what you say, Roman "You are coming home with that title!"
This is a match I'm looking forward too.
Roman make this afternoon in Jeddah your first victory over Brock Lesnar. Come back to the U.S. as the Universal Champion, Roman Reigns. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
                      "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
Somoa Joe watching the match from the back. Joe has a match with Roman Reigns, 02 weeks at Backlash.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
I can't believe this shit, Roman you screwed yourself again. Don't get me wrong I'm proud of the way you landing that massive spear on Brock Lesnar. But, Brock Lesnar is still champion. Brock Lesnar body hitting the floor first. Officials giving the Universal Championship to Brock Lesnar.

MATCH #10 "50 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE"
01. DANIEL BRYAN (ELIMINATED)
02. DOLPH ZIGGLER (ELIMINATED)
03. SIN CARA (SIN CARA ELIMINATED)
04. CURTIS AXEL (CURTIS AXEL ELIMINATED)
05. MARK HENRY (MARK HENRY ELIMINATED)
06. MIKE KANELIS (MIKE KANELIS ELIMINATED)
07. HIROKI SUMI  (HIROKI SUMI ELIMINATED)
08. VIKTOR OF ASCENSIONS (ELIMINATED)
09. KOFI KINGSTON (ELIMINATED)
10. TONY NESE (ELIMINATED)
11. DASH WILDER (REVIVALS) (ELIMINATED)
12. HORNSWOGGLE (ELIMINATED)
13. PRIMO (THE COLON) (ELIMINATED)
14. XAVIER WOODS (ELIMINATED)
15. BO DALLAS (ELIMINATED)
16. KURT ANGLE (ELIMINATED)
17. SCOTT DAWSON (REVIVALS) (ELIMINATED)
18. GOLDUST (ELIMINATED)
19. KONNOR (THE ASCENSIONS) (ELIMINATED)
20. ELIAS (ELIMINATED)
21. LUKE GALLOWS (ELIMINATED)
22. RHYNO (ELIMINATED)
23.DREW GULAK (ELIMINATED)
24.TUCKER KNIGHT (HEAVY MACHINERY)  
     (ELIMINATED)
25. BOBBY ROODE (ELIMINATED)
26. FANDANGO (ELIMINATED)
27. CHAD GABLE (ELIMINATED)
28. REY MYSTERIO (ELIMINATED)
29. MOJO RAWLEY (ELIMINATED)
30. TYLER BREEZE (ELIMINATED)
31. BIG E (ELIMINATED)
32. KARL ANDERSON (ELIMINATED)
33. APOLLO (ELIMINATED)
34. RODERICK STRONG (ELIMINATED)
35. RANDY ORTON (ELIMINATED)
36. HEATH SLATER (ELIMINATED)
37. BABATUNDE (ELIMINATED)
38. BARON CORBIN (ELIMINATED)
39. TITUS O'NEIL (ELIMINATED)
40. DAN MATHA (ELIMINATED)
41. BRAUN STROWMAN
42. TYE DILLINGER (ELIMINATED)
43. CURT HAWKINS (ELIMINATED)
44. BOBBY LASHLEY (ELIMINATED)
45. THE GREAT KHALI (ELIMINATED)
46. KEVIN OWENS (ELIMINATED)
47. SHANE O'MAC (ELIMINATED) OMG OMG OMG Braun Strowman tossing Shane McMahon through a table. Shane still haven't moved yet.
48. SHELTON BENJAMIN (ELIMINATED)
49. BIG CASS ELIMINATED
50  "CHRIS JERICHO" 50 (ELIMINATED)

Apparently its been Dolph Ziggler and Daniel Bryan in the royal rumble that lasted the longest time. Kurt Angle eliminating Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler lasting over 21 minutes.

Daniel Bryan came in this match at #01 and he's still lasting in this rumble for a long period of time.

Braun Strowman entry #43, cleaning up the house. We are down to Elias, Strowman and Bryan. The following remains. Who will be the next entry.

Daniel Bryan have his eyes on Big Cass. Daniel Bryan perhaps looking for pay back during this match.
Here's someone who needs to get his ass  kicked, Kevin Owens. Chris Jericho have some retribution for Kevin Owens.

Big Cass eliminating Daniel Bryan after One Hour 16 seconds of time inside the rumble. Congratulations to Daniel Bryan 👏👏👏👏 I really thought you had it. Great job to Daniel Bryan. You lasted the longest than anyone this afternoon. It would of been awesome if it was you who won.

The last 02 superstars in the ring. The giants are about to take on one another, Braun Strowman Vs Big Cass.... Braun Strowman eliminating Big Cass.

Braun Strowman winning the The Greatest Royal Rumble along with "The Cup" live from Jeddah....  👈👈👈

SEE US IN 02 WEEKS:
WWE BACKLASH PPV SUNDAY, MAY 06th

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #03 "WrestleMania 34!"

This day have finally come, the moment that everyone have been waiting for. Tonight is the final night in New Orleans. The final night of this weekend's wrestling extravaganza involving Impact's Wrestle Con, ROH's Supercard of Honor, NXT Takeover New Orleans. Tonight is the grand finale, closing it out with WrestleMania 34 in New Orleans, live from the Mercedes Benz Center over 78, 133 in attendance here tonight. It look like NXT Takeover beat y'all. Last night it was over 95,000 for Takeover New Orleans. Score one for NXT 👏👏👏👏

Before I go any further, I would like to take this time and say my congratulations to the following, WWE Hall of Fame, Class of 2018, The Dudley Boyz, Kid Rock, Mark Henry, Jeff Jarrett, Ivory, HillBilly Jim, Jarrius Robertson and Goldberg 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏CONGRATULATIONS, WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2018

KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: Renee Young, David Otunga, JBL, Peter Rosenburg and Booker T

We have a 02 hour Kick Off Show going on, right now with a series of matches. OMG, do my eyes deceive me, is that Fan Cena in the audience, lol. John Cena doing exactly like he said, he would be, engaging with the fans in the regular people seats. NO VIP, NO SKYBOX, John Cena sitting with the audience. Perhaps, Cena only will be here up until The Undertaker's arrival. Many in the WWE Universe still predicting The Undertaker's arrival.

I wouldn't mine sitting with John Cena, right now. It's better than where I'm sitting right now. On the subway, trying to make it to the Legends Bar for the WrestleMania Viewing Party. The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal getting ready to start, right now.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01 "ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL"
MATT HARDY, WINNER OF THE ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal Participants: R-Truth, The Ascensions, The Revivals, Breezango, The Miztourage, Primo Colon, Mojo Rawley, Zack Ryder, Heath Slater, Rhyno, Titus O'Neill, Apollo, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Goldust, Ty Dillinger, Kane, Baron Corbin, Bray Wyatt

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES, YES, Cedric Alexander, finally accomplished his dream, WOOOOO!!!!! If there is anyone in the Cruiserweight division that deserve this, Its CEDRIC!!! CONGRATULATIONS👏👏👏👏

KICK OFF SHOW Match #03 "WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL"
Commentators for the battle royal, Beth Phoenix and Paige
NAOMI, WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL
Becky Lynch, Ruby Riott, Sara Logan, Sonya Deville, Mandy Rose, Mickie James, Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lana, Kairi Sane, Peyton Royce, Bianca  Bel Air, Okota Kai, Natalya, Naomi, Bayley, Sasha Banks
This is why, there wasn't any match between Sasha Banks and Bayley. They set this up for the battle royal. Sasha Banks and Bayley the last 02 in the ring from battle royal. Sasha Banks extending her hand. Bayley taking out Sasha over the ring and eliminating her. The crowd is psyched even John Cena. Everyone thinking Bayley just one the first time ever, WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal. Naomi music start playing, she was never eliminated. Naomi eliminating Bayley. Naomi just became the winner of the women's battle royal. Bayley's frown just went upside down, lol.

Only a few minutes to go, WrestleMania about to begin.

MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT THE MIZ AND FINN BALOR
BURN IT DOWWWWNNNN!!!!, 👏👏👏👏👏 MONDAY NIGHT ROLLINNNSSS!!!, WOOOO HOOOO BURN IT DOWWWWNNNN!!!! Normally I wouldn't cheer for Seth Rollins with such gratitude. At this point, I would take any superstar to capture the Intercontinental Championship. As long as, it's not that fuck face The Miz.

Awesome introduction from the Queen Mama, Charlotte Flair

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT ASUKA
The Queen vs The Empress, Championship vs The Streak, Who will come out on top?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Charlotte Flair eliminated the streak of Asuka
Asuka wasn't too happy over her loss. Asuka showing a good sign of sportsmanship to Charlotte Flair.

Where is Cena going? It turns out, John Cena gotten some news. He just hopped over the banister and took off. I think, The Undertaker is in the building.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE, RUSEV AND RANDY ORTON
               "FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH"
Jinder Mahal tonight receiving his Wrestlemania moment by becoming the first United States Champion. First it was the World Champion. Jinder Mahal seeks a new path with the United States Championship.

We're  about to see who've we been waiting for the last 03 years, Ronda "Freakin" Roussey. Ronda Rousey making her Wrestlemania debut tonight.
Okay, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon coming out on a motorcycles, "Road Warrior Style!"
Stephanie doing the spit stick with Triple H.
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK, LMAO I always wanted to say that during Kurt Angle's introduction.
MATCH #04 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
RONDA ROUSSEY AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT TRIPLE H AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON
This was an awesome match and probably will be the best match of the night. Great job from both sides including Stephanie McMahon, she did better than expected. Those workouts with Triple H paid off. To bad it didn't pay enough, Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey leaving Wrestlemania with the victory.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY AND THE USOS
                 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
The Bludgeon Bros capturing Smackdown's Tag Team Championships. This match was a waste of time.

We come to the moment of truth. Okay, Cena you've been asking for it for several weeks. I hope your ready for THE DEADMAN! (THE LIGHTS  GO OUT) WHAT THE FUCK? ELIAS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU COCKSUCKER!!! 🖕🖕🖕
This isn't who John Cena asked for. Elias coming out to do one of his annoying musical concert stick. John Cena heard enough of Elias's bullshit. Cena taking out Elias. John Cena looking around for the Deadman, still no sign of him. As, Cena begin to leave the arena. He stops and the lights go out again. Only this time, it may actually be John Cena's wish coming true. The Undertaker playing more mind games on Cena. The Undertaker's robe and cap appearing the ring. The Undertaker music begins.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT THE DEADMAN IS HERE!!!
UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER
MATCH #06
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT JOHN CENA
You happy now, Cena. Is this what you wanted to do, embarrass yourself at Wrestlemania 34. Or, was it like I've been saying to boost up The Undertaker's Wrestlemania winning record again. Only, John Cena would go through such
lengths.

This next match, Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan to face Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn must defeat Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan in order to get their jobs back on Smackdown. If they lose then they'll be fired from Smackdown.

MATCH #07
SHANE O'MAC AND DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS
I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom during this match. Believe me, this match wasn't a bathroom break match. I just needed a bathroom break from all the junk I've been eating tonight. It didn't agree with my stomach but I came back in time for this.... Sami Zayn tapping out, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I really need to stop listening to morons on Facebook. I was informed that this match was supposed to be apart of the Kick Off Show. Whatever, I'm glad it wasn't because this is a Wrestlemania main stage match. I'm going to make sure no bathroom breaks during this match. I've been waiting for something like this. I want to see, Nia Jax kick Alexa Bliss's ass from start to finish.
LOL, that was funny I just heard this girl sitting right across from me, mistake Mickie James for Alexa Bliss's mother, lmao that was hilarious,
👏👏👏 CLASSIC, TOO SWEET, TOO SWEET.

MATCH #08 "RAW's WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Nia Jax, the new Raw Women's Champion
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,  YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA.
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA.

MATCH #09 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
That's right, AJ, let em know....
THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE.
WOOO!!! HOOO!!!
Aj Styles regaining his championship. Aj Styles with a spirit of sportsmanship helping Shinsuke Nakamura up after the match. Shinsuke Nakamura with a jabb to the lower intestine, proceed to attack Aj Styles with revenge. Shinsuke Nakamura standing there looking victorious. But, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST
 
OMG, if there was anytime to go to the bathroom now would be a good time to go 🙁 What the hell is Braun Strowman doing? He is actually walking through a crowd of 78,000 people looking for a partner. Braun Strowman grabbing a little child from the audience and bringing him to the ring. A little boy named, Nicholas. The kid can't be no more than 11. This is suppose to be Braun Strowman's partner to face The Bar. OMG, I'm going to the bathroom even if I don't have to use it. I'll turn on the faucet until something come out. I'm not watching this bullshit, smh
🖕🖕
MATCH #10 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN AND NICHOLAS DEFEAT THE BAR to become the New Raw Tag Team Champions. I can't believe Kurt Angle signed off on this.

The match I've been waiting for all night is about to happen. Roman Reigns regaining ownership of his yard and capturing the Universal Championship from Bonehead Lesnar, BOOOO!!!

MATCH #11 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
So far, Roman Reigns suffering from 06 suplex cities. Brock Lesnar setting up the announce table. Roman Reigns tossing Brock Lesnar into a ringpost followed by a spear into the same announce table, Brock Lesnar was just setting setting up. Roman Reigns with 02 superman punches, Brock Lesnar still manage to get up from them. Roman Reigns hanging on a thin thread. I hate to say this, Brock Lesnar is enjoying this. It's like the more F5's he gives, Brock Lesnar get stronger. Roman Reigns suffering from 07 F5's right now.

I was very skeptical about attending tonight. I wasn't feeling 100% I don't think I would make it throughout the whole evening. I'am glad I came. I had a wonderful time, tonight. I met a lot of interesting people. I enjoyed the intensity of the NYC Wrestlemania crowd at the Legends Bar. I could imagine being among 78,133 people in the Mercedes Benz Center in New Orleans, Louisiana tonight. Also, I got a chance to meet WWE legend, Rakishi. I'm really glad I decide to come rather than sitting at home.
WRESTLEMANIA 34👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍THANK YOU FOR TONIGHT!

The Next WWE Pay Per View:
"BACKLASH", Sunday, May 06, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #02 "NXT Takeover New Orleans"

Welcome back Rusty Jabbz for another night of total non-stop action between ROH Supercard of Honor and NXT Takeover New Orleans. We have a lot to watch tonight and I have a lot to comment on. I'm getting ready to watch NXT Takeover New Orleans. This have been an remarkable weekend so far. Definitely one weekend I'll never forget. I don't think anyone will forget April 06th - April 08th 2018. This is probably the first time in history where three major wrestling organization dominated a city in one weekend. I was so happy to be able to watch Impact's WrestleCon, last night. I had my heart set on watching, ROH Supercard of Honor, tonight. Unfortunately tonight I didn't get that opportunity due to possible hacking into my system. 😔 I'm not worried about it only a few minutes away and NXT Takeover New Orleans will begin.

Hosting tonight's NXT Kick Off Show: Charly, Sam Roberts and Pat McAfee
Stopping by the panel this evening, were several superstars with comments on their matches and their opponents. Superstars like Adam Cole, Ember Moon, Roderick Strong and Pete Dunne, Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Candace Larae, Referee Jake and Drew McIntyre. That is right, Drew McIntyre is back. Its been a year since we've seen him. Drew McIntyre is no longer on the injured list. He's been cleared to wrestle. Drew McIntyre is coming back for his NXT Championship, whether its Andrade "Cien" Almas or Aleister Black. Drew McIntyre want what is rightfully his.

NXT Commentators: Niguel McGuiness, Mauro Ranallo and Percy Watson

We're starting things off with a ladder match involving 06 NXT superstars. The winner of this match will become the champion of the first time ever, NXT North American Championship. Adam Cole wasn't to pleased about being in this match. William Regal punishing Adam Cole from Wednesday night. Adam Cole working overtime tonight. He has another match scheduled later on with Kyle O'Reilly. EC3 and Ricochet making their in ring debut tonight on NXT Takeover New Orleans. Adam Cole and EC3 forming an alliance inside the ring. Velveteen Dream driving his elbow into the anatomy of Lars Sullivan from the height of the ladder. Adam Cole and EC3 alliance have been torn apart, these two climbing the ladder for the North American Championship. Wow, Lars Sullivan just tossed Ricochet across the ring like he's trash. The 02 biggest men of this match, Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain going to meet face to face. Watching these 02 is like watching King Kong vs Godzilla. Ricochet going for the ladder. Ricochet and Velveteen Dream having a show down. Velveteen Dream with a rolling death valley driver on the ladder, knocking out Ricochet. Lars Sullivan slamming EC3 on top of the Velveteen Dream through a ladder. Killian Dain slamming Ricochet through a ladder. Another ladder snapped in a half. I don't know, guys y'all keep breaking these ladder. There aren't going to be any around to climb. We have 03 ladders now and all 06 superstars are on them reaching for the North American Championship. OMG, HISTORY IS BEING MADE, ADAM COLE, BAY BEEE!!!!!
The first time ever, NXT North American Champion, ADAM COLE!!! And, just think about it he had doubts about appearing in tonight's match. ADAM COLE, BAY BEEE!!!!

MATCH #01 "LADDER MATCH"
ADAM COLE DEFEAT EC3, KILLIAN DAIN, VELVETEEN DREAM, LARS SULLIVAN AND RICOCHET
                       "NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

This match is going to be crazy. I don't think Shayna Baszler know what she gotten herself into. For the past couple of weeks, she's been taking Ember Moon very lightly. I heard of Shayna Baszler's MMA career but this is NXT. I want to see, how much of a badass Shayna Baszler really is. Seriously, Ronda Roussey at ringside cheering for Shayna Baszler. I can't believe, she's cheering for this skeezer, lol. It must be a MMA code of honor thing. Shayna Baszler looking very vulnerable. Ember Moon popping the socket of Shayna Baszler's shoulder. Ember Moon doing the smart thing attacking the injured shoulder of Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler capturing Ember Moon's eclipse and locking in the carabuta clutch with her good arm. Shayna Baszler not letting go, Ember Moon is fading out. Ember Moon is out.

MATCH #02 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Shayna Baszler, the new NXT Women's Champion
👏👏👏 Thank you, Shayna Baszler for proving me wrong.

Rest In Peace to Dusty Rhodes October 11, 1945 - June 11, 2015

MATCH #03 "Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament"
UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT AUTHORS OF PAIN AND PETE DUNNE & RODERICK STRONG
                                 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
My money is on Pete Dunne and Roderick Strong. Akum and Razaar looking to take advantage of the 50% healthy Adam Cole. The Authors of Pain are aware of the match that Adam Cole participated in earlier. Akum and Razaar with instructions from Paul Ellering planting Adam Cole through the announce table. Kyle O'Reilly is now temporarily without a partner. Authors of Pain looking to win the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic and capture the NXT tag team championships, 02 years in a row. Kyle O'Reilly still without a partner. Strong and Dunne doing their best to keep the Authors of Pain down. WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? RODERICK STRONG, NOOOO!!!! 😔😔😔😔 I can't believe it, Roderick Strong sold out. He turned on his partner, Pete Dunne for the Undisputed Era 😭😭😭😭

We're coming towards the end of the night. We have our first main event. Aleister Black facing Andrade "Cien" Almas. It was only a year ago when Aleister Black defeated Andrade "Cien" Almas. What a difference a year makes. This isn't the same Andrade "Cien" Almas that we seen a year ago. Will history repeat itself and another champion be born in the name of Aleister Black.

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS
This match is crazy. I'm not a huge a fan of Andrade "Cien" Almas but I admit he does have a future on the WWE main stage and I believe everyone knows it. They got the opportunity to witness Andrade "Cien" Almas back in January at the Royal Rumble. I just have one request if Andrade "Cien" Almas ever do come to the WWE main stage, don't bring that annoying cockroach known as Zelina Vega. I can't stand that bitch. Its been non-stop interference all through this match. I'm routing for Aleister Black. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ALEISTERRRRRR!!!!!
WOOOOO HOOOOO ALEISTER BLACK, HE WON! ALEISTER BLACK IS THE NEW NXT WORLD CHAMPION 👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏☺️☺️☺️☺️ALEISTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

This next match is an unsanctioned match between two former friends/partner, Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa. A rival that should have never occurred. All because of that sick, demented Tommaso Ciampa. He ruined something good in the DIY (DO IT YOURSELF). Now because of Ciampa's ego and ignorance, Johnny Gargano is forced to fight in an unsanctioned match for his job back at NXT. A match with no guarantees because if Johnny Gargano lose, he can no longer wrestle in NXT.

MATCH #05 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT TOMMASO CIAMPA
The crowd totally against Tommaso Ciampa that's right keep up with them chants FUCK YOU CIAMPA FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA. Johnny Gargano using the crutches for once. Johnny Gargano exposing the turnbuckle. Remember this is an unsanctioned match, anything goes. Johnny Gargano finally found an opportunity to toss Ciampa face first into the expose turnbuckle. Johnny Gargano tearing apart the crutch. What is he going to do with it? Johnny Gargano look like he's showing mercy. Ciampa with a sucker punch. Johnny Gargano using Ciampa's knee brace for the STF. Ciampa tapping out. Johnny Gargano have been reinstated back into NXT, Woooo Hoooo JOHNNY WRESTLING, JOHNNY WRESTLING, JOHNNY WRESTLING, JOHNNY WRESTLING 👏👏👏👏👏

I had awesome evening, Woooo NXT bay beee, Adam Cole bay beee, Aleister Black bay beee, Shayna Baszler bay beee, Johnny Gargano bay beee 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Join me again tomorrow night, as we close out this New Orleans weekend with WrestleMania 34, special start times the Kick Off Show @ 5pm, the main stage @ 7pm 👍👍👍👍

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #01 Wrestle Con: Impact Vs Lucha Underground

Impact Wrestling tonight brings you "WrestleCon" at the Sugar hill Factory
Tonight on commentary: Josh Mathews and Matt Striker
Matt Striker, wow when was the last time I seen him. Totally awesome commentary duo 👍

MATCH #01 "SIX MAN MATCH"
CHAVO GUERRERO JR VS JACK EVANS VS MANTANZA VS CALEB KONELLY VS MOOSE VS MATT SYDAL
MANTANZA PINNED CALEB KONELLY
Score one for the Lucha Underground

MATCH #02 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALLIE DEFEAT TAYA VALKYRIE
Allie remains Knockout Champion

MATCH #03
SCOTT STEINER & TEDDY HART DEFEAT O.V.E.
JAY CRISS TAPPING OUT TO THE STEINER RECLINER
Score Two for the Lucha Underground

MATCH #04 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
AEROSTAR, DRAGO & KING CUERNO DEFEAT DJ Z, ANDREW EVERETT & DEZMOND XAVIER
KING CUERNO MADE ANDREW EVERETT TAP OUT
Score Three for the Lucha Underground

LMAO, I just love it when someone stick it to an asshole like Trevor Lee. Trevor Lee, coming out here with his cheerleader Caleb Konelly who had a match out here earlier. Trevor Lee looking for easy competition in Lucha Underground's Famous B. Famous B who just recently signed for tonight's match to face Trevor Lee, "Marty The Moth!" LOL, let me just say, it look Trevor Lee is shitting in his trunks. MOTH, GONNA KILL YOU! MOTH, GONNA KILL YOU! MOTH  GONNA KILL YOU! LMAO!!!

MATCH #05
TREVOR LEE DEFEAT MARTY THE MOTH
Score one for Impact, finally. A very cheap and cheesy win if I say so myself. Let's face it, Trevor Lee was getting his ass kicked. A cheap victory for Trevor Lee is his way of throwing in the towel, smh.

This next match here involving LAX and Lucha Underground's KillShot and The Mack I could really care less. I don't give a shit about LAX. I know I don't know much about this team of KillShot and The Mack. I'll route for them over, LAX.

MATCH #06 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
LAX DEFEAT KILLSHOT & THE MACK
Score Two for Impact

That is very ironic coming from Matt Striker. He doesn't like Eli Drake, I wonder why? Is it because Eli Drake stole your stick and made it much better than when you had it, Striker, Lol.

MATCH #07
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT ELI DRAKE
Like we didn't see this coming. I must admit Eli Drake put up a good fight. I didn't expect, Eli Drake to hold it down in the ring. So, who will be Brian Cage's next victim?

MATCH #08 "I QUIT MATCH"
JEREMIAH CRANE (aka SAMI CALLAHAN) DEFEAT EDDIE EDWARDS
Eddie Edwards body is lifeless. The referee quit the match for Eddie Edwards. That didn't satisfy, Sami Callahan or Jeremiah Crane. Whatever this fuck calls himself. He wanted to punish Eddie Edwards more. Thank God, Moose was there to save him.

MATCH #09 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
PENTAGON JR DEFEAT PHOENIX AND AUSTIN ARIES
Score four for Lucha Underground

I would like to apologize to my online viewers for the lack of details in my report. I had a wonderful time enjoying, Wrestle Con's Impact vs Lucha Underground. The party doesn't end in NOLA tonight. Join, Rusty Jabbz Entertainment Group for the remainder of the weekend. We'll be back tomorrow for both, ROH "Supercard" and WWE NXT Takeover New Orleans. And, then Sunday night Rusty Jabbz will end its New Orleans experience with the cutigre' WWE Wrestlemania 34. So anyone if you had a good time tonight, clap ya handz 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏