Friday, March 9, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2018 Issue #02 "Ring's of Honor 16th Anniversary PPV!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RING'S OF HONOR.... ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH
👏👏👏👏👏 I've been waiting for this night, all afternoon.  

You got my main man, Bully Ray inside the ring here getting the Vegas crowd hyped and pumped up for tonight.

Ring's of Honor 16, beginning with a rubbermatch with Flip Gordan

FIRST MATCH:
HIROMU TAKIHAJI DEFEAT FLIP GORDAN
This is Hiromu first time facing Flip Gordan.
This match was an anything goes type of match. Until, Hiromu hit his trademark delivery, "the time bomb" but still a good match 👏👏👏👏
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP

This next match right here. You have two guys who can't stand one another. Punishment Martinez facing the Villain Marty Scurll. Both, men want that opportunity to be the next World champion.

SECOND MATCH:
MARTY SCURLL DEFEAT PUNISHMENT MARTINEZ
Punishment Martinez getting the match started right away.
Marty Scurll going for the bag with the white dust.
Awesome, dive over the apron 💋"here comes superman!", lol.  Punishment Martinez taking out Marty Scurll and a few referee officials.
Punishment Martinez experiencing kryptonite, he missed that last dive and went through a table. Marty got the ball in his court now. Marty Scurll pulling a "belvedere" with the bag. The bag was empty. Marty Scurll capturing a victory in tonight's match.

I'm going to start off with the chant, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS.... I never ever thought there would be a day where I'm out here cheering for Kenny King. Silas Young, he isn't my favorite person on the Ring's of Honor roster. But, if I'm ever in a bar fight Silas Young he'll be the first person I'll call, lol.

THIRD MATCH: "ROH World Television Championship"
KENNY KING DEFEAT SILAS YOUNG
👏👏👏👏KENNY KIlllNNNNGGGG!!!!!! This was an awesome match even though we're in Las Vegas tonight. It is kind of Kenny King's hometown that may have something to do with it.  I'm just saying....
OMG, Why is he here, this isn't Impact? Austin Aries coming out collecting belts he says, whatever. Austin Aries throwing out a challenge to Kenny King. Austin Aries claiming the ROH World Television Championship is the only title he never gained victory of.

FOUR MATCH: "06 man tag team championship street fight"
SO CAL UNCENSORED DEFEAT THE YOUNGBUCKS & ADAM PAGE
Christopher Daniels pushing Matt Jackson off the top turnbuckle through the table. Adam Page and Frankie Kazarian going back and forth with the trashcan lid. Christopher Daniels targeting Matt Jackson's lower back. Matt Jackson getting slammed through a chair. Nick Jackson manage to take out Christopher Daniels. Nick Jackson climbing up a ladder. Nick Jackson with an elbow dive on Frankie Kazarian. Shane Taylor the hired gun, coming out to assist So Cal Uncensored. The match is now 04 on 03. Shane Taylor doing some damage. So Cal Uncensored are the new ROH Tag Team Champions.
The Kingdom coming out pulling off a cowardly attempt. An attempt at
finishing off the Youngbucks. The Kingdom making a statement until Bully Ray came out with a trashcan chasing away The Kingdom.

OMG, this bullshit again with the bear. Cody is bringing out Brandi Rhodes and this bear character. Who the hell is under that suit?  Seriously, Beary y'all couldn't come up with anything original, smh. At least, Brandi Rhodes could walk again. Just tell that bitch to mine her own business and stay out of these matches. Unless she likes getting carried out of the arenas by bears.

FIVE MATCH:
CODY DEFEAT MATT TAVEN
TK & Vinny of The Kingdom were banned from the building by Bully Ray. Somehow they manage to sneak themselves back in to assist their fellow, Kingdom member' Matt Taven. Bully Ray, coming out. TK and Vinny fleeing through the audience.
It look like I got my answer to "Mr Bear Suit Man", lol. Beary turning on Cody and removing his head. It was someone who I haven't seen inside these squared canvas in a longtime, " KENNY OMEGA!"

SIX MATCH: "ROH Tag Team Championship"
THE BRISCOES DEFEAT MOTORCITY MACHINE GUNS
You are looking at tonight,... ROH's 09X Tag Team Champions Congratulations to The Briscoes on their victory 👏👏👏👏

This is the match of all matches. We're getting ready for the main event between Jay Lethal and Dalton Castle. Jay Lethal is willing to do anything to become champion again. Its been 02 years since Jay Lethal held championship gold. Jay Lethal says and I quote, "I do not care if I have money in my pocket or not I'am not leaving Vegas without the World Title!" Talk about determine and drive coming from the competitor.
SEVEN MATCH: "ROH World Championship"
DALTON CASTLE DEFEAT JAY LETHAL
This match have been all Jay Lethal so far. Jay Lethal taking a suplex off the ring apron and landing on his neck. The balls in Dalton's court. Jay Lethal dominating most of the match. C'mon Dalton if you got anything left. Now is your time to show us. Dalton Castle with his signature move "the bangerang" taking down Jay Lethal and regaining his ROH World Championship. WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

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