Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2018 Issue #03 "Fastlane Pay Per View"

Smack Down Live's FASTLANE Pay Per View....
Kick Off Show Hosted By Renee Young, Booker T, Sam Roberts and David Otunga running down the matches and the details in tonight's pay per view.

Kick Off Show Match: "06 Man Tag Team Match"
TYE DILLINGER & BREEZANGO DEFEAT MOJO RAWLEY, CHAD GABLE & SHELTON BENJAMIN
We have 07 minutes now, until Fastlane.

Good, they're getting this match out of way first, bravo, 👏👏👏
Aiden English coming out busting a rhime for Rusev Day and yet you wonder why I think this match is lame. There was a time I actually respected the Bulgarian Brute. I don't know what happen to Rusev. We can't keep blaming Shane McMahon for our failures, smh.
MATCH #01
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT RUSEV

Speaking of lame match up. Here is another one. Everyone been calling John Cena desperate for the last few weeks. If anyone more desperate its this man here, Randy Orton. Randy Orton challenging Bobby Roode for a championship he haven't held in 16 years. Orton looking to be seen again.
MATCH #02 "United States Championship"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE
Bobby Roode losing his title.
Randy Orton, the new United States Champion. Jinder Mahal interrupting Randy Orton's little celebration with a sneak attack. Bobby Roode coming to the aide of Randy Orton and taking down Jinder Mahal. The thought of losing his United States championship is still not sitting with Bobby Roode. Roode taking down Orton.

Carmella, you have 99 days and the briefcase is done.
MATCH #03
CARMELLA & NATALYA DEFEAT NAOMI & BECKY LYNCH
Oooh, Carmella you should know betta than that, " NEVER PULL A BLACK WOMAN'S HAIR!"
Natalya using the briefcase to create a diversion to distract Becky Lynch, while Carmella get the pinfall on her.

This is such bullshit, restoring the beef between The Usos and The New Day. I wanted to see a Usos match with the Bludgeon Bros. I think, The Usos can take on The Bludgeon Bros and possibly defeat them. That's an much better match than what I'm seeing right now. I'm not doubting The New Day's ability to defeat The Usos. I just happen to think that The New Day becoming 05 time tag team champions isn't a big deal.
MATCH #04 "Tag Team Championship"
THE NEW DAY VS THE USOS
YES, YES, YES, YES, HARPER AND ROWAN, coming out to stir up some drama, WOOOOOO!!!!!! The Bludgeon Brothers dismantling both members of The New Day and The Usos. ☺️☺️ Finally someone came out to living up the party at the dispense of The New Day and The Usos.
Xavier Woods felt most of The Bludgeon Brothers carnage. He's being treated by WWE medical staff. The match have already been cleared a disqualification.
THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏

MATCH #05 "SDL Women's Championship"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RUBY RIOTT
Charlotte Flair out here all alone in this match.
Charlotte being tossed outside of the ring by Ruby Riott. Charlotte being greeted by Liv Morgan and Sara Logan of Riott Squad.
Becky Lynch and Naomi coming to the aide of Charlotte. Look like she won't be alone during this match, after all.

Asuka making an appearance on Fastlane, showing up after Charlotte have won her match. Charlotte is not very pleased about having her here. Asuka steering at Charlotte and pointing to the Wrestlemania sign. It is safe to say, Asuka have made her choice for Wrestlemania 34.

Shane McMahon coming to the ring.

MATCH #06 "Six Pack Challenge for the WWE Championship"
JOHN CENA, BARON CORBIN, DOLPH ZIGGLER, KEVIN OWENS, SAMI ZAYN AND AJ STYLES
John Cena setting off the match with a delivery of  "AA's" for every challenger. John Cena and Aj Styles left standing face to face in the ring. These two been down this path before. Everyone circling the ring, getting ready to take part in a beating on John Cena. This is what you call, strategy take out the bigger threat first. This the question we've been asking all week. Will, Sami Zayn lay down for Kevin Owens? Kevin Owens buying into Sami Zayn malarkey. Sami Zayn almost had him. Sami Zayn lost control during the match. He began verbally attacking Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon was the victim of collateral damage. Kevin Owens accidentally kicked Shane. It was meant for Sami Zayn, he  just manage to move out the way. Now, Shane seeking retribution by breaking up Kevin Owens pin on Dolph Ziggler. Shane, he did it again to Sami Zayn by breaking up his pin on Kevin Owens. Aj Styles pinned Kevin Owens. He had a lot of time to rest after John Cena slammed him  through the table. Aj Styles picked a good time to recuperate and regain his championship. It look like the phenomenal one still have a date with Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestlemania 34.

Next WWE Pay Per Views:
NXT TAKEOVER: NEW ORLEANS SATURDAY, APRIL 07th
WWE WRESTLEMANIA 34 SUNDAY, APRIL 08th