Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #04 "WWE Hell In A Cell"

OMG, what a day I've had. You want to call something, Hell In A Cell. How about, "Hell In The City", lol.
It all began with the start of the 69 degree weather this afternoon. Earlier, this afternoon I found myself getting mixed up with this warm fall weather wearing excessive amount of clothing that were apparently unnecessary. If that wasn't enough. Later there had to be a sudden rainshower and of course I have no umbrella on me. I shouldn't have been outside, caught in the middle of all of this. I should have just stayed my ass, right at home waiting for tonight's WWE pay per view.

It's 7:40pm, I'm on the bus heading back to my crib. I have 20 minutes to get there and 20 minutes, before the show begins. This have been a, "HELL IN THE CITY FOR ME! I'm looking for tonight's pay per view to put some smiles onto my face. It couldn't get any worse.

Yes, I made it. I'm home! I'm home! I'm home! It's time for some, "HELL IN A CELL! Coming to you, live from Boston. Home of "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks. Looking forward to that match later on.
Right now, let's get ready for our Hell In A Cell Match #01 United States Championship Match between Roman Reigns and Rusev,
WOOOOO HOOOOO ROMAN!!!!!

MATCH #01:
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT RUSEV, still United States Champion
                    "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Roman Reigns exploding out from the tied up ropes, planting Rusev with a spear. Sweeeet, super kick from Rusev. I'll give that to him.

I gotta get me a computer. I'm sick and tired of people calling me on my cell phone. Especially, during the pay per view. I almost missed this match. It's my girl, Bayley. I always want to see her that's without a doubt. Bayley taking down Dana Brooke with one bad arm,
WOOO, BAYLEEEYYYY!!!!

MATCH #02:
BAYLEY DEFEAT DANA BROOKE

Coming out now, WWE's favorite superstars: Enzo Amore & Big Cass getting ready for their match against Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson. Enzo Amore have alot to say about Gallows and Anderson.

MATCH #03:
LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON DEF. ENZO AMORE & BIG CASS
Big Cass, one man wrecking crew inside the ring taking down Gallows and Anderson. Enzo Amore got a little fire in him tonight, as well. Looking like a wild chiwawa. Unfortunately, fellows the fun have to stop. Gallows and Anderson making a statement tonight.

We're getting ready for Hell In The Cell Match #02 involving the WWE Universal Championship. These two guys, I'm not very fond of either of them. I'm just going to sit back and watch both of men kill each other.
Seth Rollins have more experience than Kevin Owens when it comes to a cage match. I believe this is Kevin Owens first time. You see, how hesitant Kevin Owens was to enter the cage. Seth Rollins, right now showcasing his vengeance onto Owens. The table have turned now. The ball is in Owens court. I hope it won't be for long. I'm not in the mood for "The Kevin Owens Show", lol. YES!!! Seth Rollins manage to cancel his station, wooooo hooooo yeah yeah yeah.
Oh no, Y2J, Chris Jericho locked himself inside the cell. Jericho going to participate in this match. I know, I said at the beginning I wasn't picking anyone for this match. After what I've been seeing in here. My pick for victory is Seth Rollins. This isn't a fair match. Kevin Owens turned it into a handicap match. Don't give me that crock about no disqualification. Kevin Owens A Wuss! He can't win a match without help.

MATCH #04:
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS, still WWE Universal Champion
                   "WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
Kevin Owens maintain his championship with the help of his so called buddy, Chris Jericho

This match is a simple story of "the teacher vs the student". You know, Kendrick really got to do something about that hair. Are you a wrestler or rockstar? See, even someone in the audience agrees with me. Someone shouting, "GET A F@#KING HAIR CUT!" LOL, funny but true.
Oh shit, Kendrick he did it. He made it happen. Brian Kendrick, the New Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #05:
BRIAN KENDRICK DEFEAT TJ PERKINS, the New Cruiserweight Champion
                    "WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

Sheamus, Cesaro, shut the HELL up and head your asses down to that ring.

Here comes, The New Day. Will this be there final night? Will tonight be the last night, we all see The New Day with the tag team championships? Can, Sheamus and Cesaro be the ones to break the 478 day reign of The New Day?
Kofi Kingston on the sideline. He's not wrestling in his hometown that's strange.
Sheamus, you gotta watch them boots. Sheamus nearly cost the match by bro kicking his own partner.
Cesaro have Xavier Woods in a sharpshooter. The referee called for the bell due to the interference outside the ring. That is messed up because Xavier Woods tapped out of the sharpshooter.

MATCH #06:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO BY DISQUALIFICATION
                        "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

Uh shit, its about that time. The moment we've been waiting for all night. It's time for Hell In A Cell Match #03 Women's Championship Match. My girl, Sasha Banks Boston's sexiest mami taking on Charlotte Flair....
That's right, Boston.... WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!
Lol, look at my girl stylin and profilin in her entrance on top of an Escalade. You go girl!

Match didn't even start yet, the cage not even down yet. Charlotte from behind attacking Sasha. The match haven't begun. The two just having a brawl along the side of the cage. Sasha took a huge powerbomb through the commentary table. Charlotte mocking Sasha, right now. She can barely stand up. Referees calling for medical attention. The nerve of Charlotte saying, "Bring me my title"
Charlotte almost became the new women's champion. Sasha wasn't having that. It ain't going down like that. You want this title, fight me for it BITCH! Yes, Sasha I'm proud of you. Fuck that bitch up.
Sasha think like your idol. You know who, I'm talking about (Eddie Guerrero).
There you go, girl triple vertical. You know, Eddie looking down with a smile. Sasha hanging in there. Sasha have been beaten but she's holding up. OMG, I can't believe it. History was definitely made here tonight in the first ever, Women's Championship Hell In The Cell Match.
It doesn't matter if Charlotte won tonight's match. Sasha Banks still held her ground. She's still, "THE BOSS!"

MATCH #07:
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT SASHA BANKS , the New 3X Women's Champion
                       "WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"

NEXT, WWE PAY PER VIEW RAW & SMACKDOWN "SURVIVOR SERIES" SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #03 "SmackDown's No Mercy!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
American Alpha & The Hype Bros defeat The VaudeVillians & The Ascensions
                        "8 Man Tag Team Match"

Wooo, hooo we're having a little change of the game here. Setting off tonight's pay per view with the main event. Everyone getting what they want early. In other words its up to you if you want to continue watching the rest of the pay per view.
I'm not a John Cena fan, would I be thrilled if John Cena tied the Natureboy, Ric Flair as 16X champions. I could care less. The only thing good about John Cena winning tonight's championship and I admit. It will definitely look good on Smack Down and continue in the ratings.
Lol, controversial count out. Both guys, Cena and Ambrose made Styles tap out at the same time. Referee Mike Kioto making the final call and continuing the match.

MAIN EVENT: MATCH #01
AJ STYLES DEFEAT JOHN CENA AND DEAN AMBROSE
                        "WWE World Championship Match"
Aj Styles remain WWE Champion and the Face that runs the Place.

It's time for some divas action tonight. It's unfortunate that Becky Lynch will not defend her title tonight but getting ready to go down, Nikki Bella Vs Carmella. Nikki Bella finally going to let Carmella have it. Show that bitch, "NO MERCY!" Bitch please stop it with your moonwalks. OMG, poor Michael Jackson he's probably rolling over in his grave if he's witnessing this, lol. Carmella tore Nikki's surgically repaired neck up. YES YES YES YES, NIKKI BOUGHT IT HOME INJURED NECK AND ALL.

MATCH #02
NIKKI BELLA DEFEAT CARMELLA

History is about to be made, right here tonight live on SmackDown's No Mercy. First ever, tag team championship match taking place between The Usos and the current tag team champions, Rhyno and Heath Slater. I think, The Usos broke Heath Slater's leg. Here comes Rhyno, GOAR, GOAR, GOAR to save the day.... WOOOOOOO!!!!

MATCH #03
RHYNO & HEATH SLATER DEFEAT THE USOS
                           "Tag Team Championship Match"
Rhyno and Heath Slater remain Tag Team Champions.

This is going to be a good match based off that controversial ending this past Tuesday. Let's see if Baron Corbin can correct it. Corbin letting Tuesday night get to him. Jack Swagger have Corbin in the ankle lock. The same position from last Tuesday. Baron Corbin holding onto the ring apron. The referee calling for a hault. Baron Corbin poked Jack Swagger in the eye, behind the referee's back to score the pin count victory. Baron Corbin getting a cheap victory over Swagger.

MATCH #04
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT JACK SWAGGER

This is probably the next match, everyone been looking forward too. I know, I have. This have been the question over social media for the past couple of days, "WILL THIS BE THE LAST NIGHT OF DOLPH ZIGGLER OR WILL HE WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT AS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION?
Only, Dolph Ziggler knows that answer. All we can do is stand by his side and show our support....
"LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER"
So far its been a disappointment, The Miz have total control of this match. Damage have been done to Dolph's knees from the figure four lock. Right now, Dolph is just keeping this match alive more than himself. So far, he survived exposed turnbuckles and sit up powerbombs. That bitch, Maryse again. Are you serious? Get that ding bat, outta here. Dolph manage to comeback with the zig zag. Yes, Dolph c'mon! Woooo hoooo awesome, Dolph Ziggler taking down The Miz with his super kick and ending his 188 day reign.

MATCH #05: "CAREER VS TITLE "
DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT THE MIZ
                     "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "
Dolph Ziggler just became the 5X Intercontinental Champion and still
employed champion, CONGRATULATIONS, ZIGGLER!!!!

I really wanted to see that match between these two. However, Becky Lynch can't wrestle tonight, she's suffering from an injury. Well not to Alexa Bliss, she thinks Becky Lynch is only at home suffering from a hangnail. I think, this is where I can go to the bathroom now. Alexa Bliss Vs Naomi, Who Cares?

MATCH #06
NAOMI DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
I heard, Alexa Bliss lost this match that's good. Perhaps I should have watched it. I wouldn't mine seeing that loudmouth lose. Now, what does this mean for Naomi? Let's face it, Naomi Vs Becky Lynch is much more appealing than Alexa Bliss Vs Becky Lynch. WWE have to make some changes among the Women's Championship.

This is also something new for tonight. Everyone on social media who is in love with Bray Wyatt can't no longer say, he's not a main eventer. It look like, he got his wish. Let's just hope, he doesn't get tonight's victory too. You dont need the cake and eat it too. This match is an elite match in combat between Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. Both men, staying on top of one another's game.
OH SHIT, LUKE HARPER APPEARING ON NO MERCY!!! Bray Wyatt taking Randy Orton out with the sister Abigail.

MATCH #07
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I guess, who ever out there that loves Bray Wyatt is happy now. For weeks, y'all been so sad over this man's losses. Y'all can go out for the rest of the night and have a celebration.

"NEXT PAY PER VIEW RAW'S HELL IN A CELL, SUN, OCTOBER 30, 2016"

"NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW, SURVIVOR SERIES SUN, NOV. 20, 2016"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #02 "Gotham Comedy Live"

This haven't been a good day for me. It all started off with a horrible morning. I'm just glad things changed from my email confirmation for tonight's event at Gotham Comedy. It have been a long time since I've attended the venue. I'am very glad one of my favorite comedians by the name of "CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER!", will be tonight's star of the show. I can not wait till I get there.

It's coming back to me. I'm starting to remember this place. I was having trouble a few moments ago. I couldn't recall the exact location. The last time, I attended Gotham Comedy Club, Jerry Seinfeld performed here. I believe it was on W.23rd St. between 7th and 8th avenue. Which it happens to be. I just thought it was further towards 8th avenue.

I did manage to find the club, not only did I forget its location. I did manage to forget the club's concept about invitation on your own. It's not allowed, I have my homies to thank for having other plans. I needed to be teamed up with a group of people. Tonight's show is being taped and will be aired later for www.axs.tv. They can not have someone sitting at a table by there lonesome. They placed me with three other guys to fill up the table.

Right now, the staff is finishing up the room. We're about to begin in a few minutes. I'm glad, I took my leak already. I forgot all about that too. I'm not getting stuck inside this room during a taping, especially knowing that I have to use the bathroom in a emergency. The live taping will go on for about an hour. No one in here, can not move out their seats and their cell phones must either be turned off or placed on silent. I understand, what's about to take place for the evening. I'm going to try and lay low off the brew for the evening.

Okay, New York it's about that time. The shows about to start. Give it up to Cedric The Entertainer and Ryan Reese, hosting tonight's show.

STARRING COMEDIANS:
Noah Gardenswartz
Subhah Agarwal
Dave Temple
Butch Bradley
Former Writer of Fraiser, Larry Bayor

I would like to thank all the comedians who came out here, this evening.  Thank you so much for a wonderful evening. Most importantly, I would like to thank, Cedric The Entertainer for taking his time to make a trip out here to New York. You made it happen tonight in NYC, LOL. Although, this wasn't your typical comedy extravaganza. I can see they make sure all the comedians are extremely talented not just funny, before they're bookings.

Who were my favorite comedians of the night? I don't know if I can even tell who that was. I would have to say, my favorite comedian of the night other than Cedric the Entertainer. I'll pick Subhah, Butch Bradley and Larry Bayor. They were indeed the funniest. I really loved there performance. That is not putting down the other performers. Tonight still was an awesome night and again I thank you for everything.

"STAY TUNE, THIS SUN., OCT. 09TH, WWE SMACKDOWN'S NO MERCY PAY PER VIEW @ 7:30PM ON THE WWE NETWORK!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #01 "TNA Impact: Bound For Glory" PPV

I can't believe, I'm doing this. I know this is going to cost me alot of money on my cable bill, next month but it's worth it. I had such a wonderful time this afternoon, down by Bryant Park. I want my happiness to continue with TNA Impact: Bound For Glory....

Kicking off tonight's pay per view, is an X-Division Championship between Dj Z and Trevor Lee

MATCH #01
DJ Z DEFEAT TREVOR LEE
          "X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"
Dj Z, retain his championship

MATCH #02: BOUND FOR GOLD
Jesse Godderz, Rockstar Spud, Braxton Sutter, Eli Drake, Robbie E, Baron Dax, Grado, Baruka, Tirus, Mahabali Shera

Eli Drake eliminated Braxton Sutter
Rockstar Spud eliminated Grado
Jesse Godderz eliminated Baruka
Baron Dax eliminated Robbie E
Jesse Godderz eliminated Baron Dax
Tirus eliminated Rockstar Spud
Eli Drake eliminated Mahabali Shera
Eli Drake eliminated Tirus and Jesse Godderz @ the same time.

ELI DRAKE IS BOUND FOR GOLD....

We just heard, Mike Bennett and Maria talking out their ass, as usual. What else is new with the two of them, smh...
Coming up next it's time for some, are you with me Rusty Jabbz.... "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE"
LOL, OMG Moose coming down to the ring with former members of the Atlanta Falcons, lmao. Moose, you so crazy.

MATCH #03
MOOSE DEFEAT MIKE BENNETT

I finally get to see, Moose wrestle in a Impact pay per view without Mike Bennett on his back. You know who my money is on. I've been down with brother, Moose since the days of ROH.

There you go, let me hear it again "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE"

This next match is suspect. I don't have any idea how Eddie Edwards got into tonight's finals. I understand that Drew Galloway suddenly came down with an injury and the doctors benched him. Still, this doesn't seem right. Drew Galloway just suddenly got himself injured a couple of days, before the night he was looking forward too.

LOL, that's funny. I hear the people in the audience chanting, "PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL!" It look like Universal Studios are having some issues with the lighting.

MATCH #04: IMPACT GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS
EDDIE EDWARDS VS ARON REX

Round #01 goes to Eddie Edwards, what a great way he started this match.
Round #02 goes to Aron Rex, making a tremendous come back.
Round #03 This was an aggressive round among the two superstars. Leading to an expired time. The judges have a split decision.
THE NEW AND FIRST, IMPACT GRAND CHAMPION: ARON REX

WOOO HOOO, "WELCOME BACK!" "WELCOME BACK!" "WELCOME BACK!", CHRISTY HEMME. WHAT? That bitch is here too, lol (Taryn Terrell). OMG, Awesome Kong is here. You serious that bitch could actually speak, lol. She look good to. I see, Awesome Kong knocked off a few pounds, lol. Dixie Carter introducing the "Lady of the Night".....

"THANK YOU GAIL!" "THANK YOU GAIL!" "THANK YOU GAIL! "THANK YOU GAIL" "THANK YOU GAIL" "THANK YOU GAIL!" "THANK YOU GAIL!"

"YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!"

"I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete".

Whoa, Abyss!!! Abyss, your lucky this is a no disqualification type of a match. Abyss took down a referee.
Uh shit, WILLOW!!!
Okay, the fight have came back inside the Universal studios.
Oh no, I know what Abyss keep in that little pouch of his.
SMH, Abyss breaking out the barbed wire boards.
Awesome, Matt. Abyss sandwiched between the barbed wire boards.
It's about that time, Rusty Jabbz repeat after me.... DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Brother Nero, swanton straight off the top of a 25 foot tall ladder onto Crazzy Steve.

MATCH #05: THE GREAT WAR
BROKEN HARDY'S & REBY DEFEAT DECAY & ROSEMARY
          "TNA IMPACT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Your New Impact Tag Team Champions, THE BROKEN HARDY'S

LMAO, Maria turning into Eva Marie. Still faking injuries Maria, huh. Oh really, Maria I thought your hand was still broken a few minutes ago. People with broken wrist don't throw away their wrist band. Seriously, Mike Bennett your that depressed over your loss earlier. So your trying to help your wife score a victory, this evening. "DAM BENNETTS!!"

MATCH #06
GAIL KIM DEFEAT MARIA
            "TNA KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEW, TNA IMPACT HALL OF FAMER & 6X KNOCKOUT CHAMPION, GAIL KIM

Mike Bennett isn't having a very good night. Uh, poor baby! I've been waiting for a night like this. I can't believe that man made himself like this. Mike Bennett, he went too far since his debut in this organization. Speaking of making debuts. Introducing Impacts additional stars to the roster.... Cody Rhodes and Brandi Rhodes. At first, I had my doubts. After, what just took place inside the ring between the couples. We could, welcome the Rhodes..... "REST IN PEACE DUSTY RHODES!"

Bobby Lashley ain't playing. I gotta give that to him. The match didn't even start yet. Jeremy Borash in the middle of an introduction. Out of nowhere, Bobby Lashley with a spear taking EC3 over the ring. Classic maneuver. EC3, already suffering damaged ribs from the other night.
Three German suplexes and one 1%er, that wasn't bad for EC3. Especially someone with damaged ribs.

MATCH #07: MAIN EVENT
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT EC3
              "TNA IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
Bobby Lashley retained his championship

I wasn't surprised. It wasn't a big deal. It still was a good match. Regardless of the fact to EC3's loss. I had a good time that's all that matters. Good night, everybody.