Getting ready for tonight's WWE pay per view. Getting ready to take place in a few minutes. There's alot going down tonight. We have tonight, John Cena, Enzo & Cass verses Aj Styles and The Club. Along with Charlotte & Dana Brooke verses Sasha Banks and her guest partner of the night. I know everyone is wondering who that is. Let's hope Sasha's partner is who I expected. Also, tonight we have Darren Young verses The Miz for the Intercontinental Championship. There are so many matches to name. I can not name them all. I do know one thing. There is one match that everyone have there high hopes set on. And, that is tonight's main event between Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns facing one another for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Everyone who reads my blog knows the man or men I'll stand behind in tonight's main event. I'm in it 100 % for Dean Ambrose or Roman Reigns.
Okay, we're getting ready to begin. It's time for the battle.
This was suppose to be a kick off show, lol. Don't tell me they cut out The Usos verses Breezango from tonight's pay per view. I don't know it would be funny if these bitches Charlotte and Dana Brooke went to the kick off show instead.
Where going to start things off with a divas match. Now we get to find out, who is Sasha's partner.
Match #01:
Sasha Banks and Bayley defeat Charlotte and Dana Brooke
WOOO HOOO Charlotte cashing in her, bank statement WOOOO HOOO
HUG LIFE!, GIVE IT UP TO YOUR GIRL & MY GIRL, BAYLEY... BAYLEEEYYYY!!!!!!
It's been 336 days, we've seen these characters holding the WWE Tag Team Championship.
The Wyatt Family getting there chance for the last time. The Wyatt Family recently split up in different shows. Bray Wyatt and Erick Rowan have been sent to Smack Down and Braun Strowman is on Raw. I don't think The Wyatt Family care if they win. I think they want an ass kicking, before they leave each other.
Match #02:
The Wyatt Family defeat The New Day
The moment of truth begins: Xavier Woods and Bray Wyatt face to face... Xavier Woods breaking his fear and started taking on Bray Wyatt toe to toe. Xavier Woods did the best he can. The New Day didn't defeat The Wyatt Family. At least, it wasn't a championship match. I was right, The Wyatt's just wanted to kick some ass. This was, The Wyatt's going away party.
Match #03:
Rusev defeat Zack Ryder
"United States Championship Match
This match is a joke. Seriously, Zack Ryder defeat Rusev. Rusev loses tonight, how much is Vince paying him, lol.
Mojo Rawley coming down the ramp, getting all up in Rusev's face telling him to bring it.
It's time to break that rivalry and that friendship. Coming up next, the match between Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. Will, this match finally come to an end? The one thing I love about this match. It's two Canadians going at one another. For once, I don't have to hear black on black crime, lol.
Match #04:
Sami Zayn defeat Kevin Owens
This match is bananas, WOOO HOOO. You get that out of me again. These two are going at it. Talk about killing one another. Watching this match is like watching a last man standing match. No one is staying down.
Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay,
Everyone repeat after me and sing along to tonight's winner, lol.... "SAMI ZAAAAYN!!!!!!!"
Speaking of feuds and rivalries. It's time for another one to come to a final end. Diva competition between beautiful orange haired lasskicker, Becky Lynch and that backstabber, Natalya, lol. You can already tell who I'm in support for. Becky don't disappoint me tonight. You kicked that bitch ass, last Saturday in the Garden. Do it again girl in D.C.
Match #05
Natalya defeat Becky Lynch
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm glad I wasn't here to see that victory. I stepped away for the moment to use the bathroom. I knew, this was going to happen. I called it last Saturday at the Garden.
Let's make this bozo, great again. Another, Zack Ryder who isn't winning a championship tonight.
Match #06:
The Miz verses Darren Young
"Intercontinental Championship Match"
The match have been disqualified. I'm not quite sure who to blame. Does it really matter. I told you, he wasn't leaving here with that title.
This is a match I'm somewhat grateful for. It is true, after tonight Aj Styles and The Club go there separate ways. Why couldn't, Enzo Amore and Big Cass join The Club in that separation. I'm probably the only WWE fan that hate, Enzo & Cass. I mainly hate, Enzo he SUCKS!
This guy, Enzo Amore must do this bogus gimmick crap, before every match.
"ENZO WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, DAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
About time, I never thought I would be happy to see The Club. Enzo Amore would make me happy to see, Seth Rollins. The guy is just fucking annoying.
Enzo is the last person to be talking about someone's haircut. Aj Styles haircut is shaped like a soccer mom. What kind of haircut does, Enzo have?
We already experienced our going away party by The Wyatts. It look like the same is going on over here for The Club. The Club's not thinking about victory. They have ass kicking on their mind.
Of course, as usual. It always got to be Cena. John Cena manage to save his team and score the victory.
Match #07:
John Cena, Enzo & Cass defeat Aj Styles & The Club
"Six Man Tag Team Match"
Another, person I do not like to hear run his mouth inside the ring. The bastard, Chris Jericho, lol. A highlight reel show on a pay per view. Chris Jericho would run his choppers anywhere. Chris Jericho schedule to interview Randy Orton after 9 months of shoulder injury.
ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN
Lol, good one Orton. Randy Orton mistakenly thought he was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. Judging by Chris Jericho's hair.
I don't think, Randy Orton wants your gift. No one want your gift of Jericho. I think you on the other hand, you will enjoy the gift of RKO!
Seriously, Jericho you didn't have any matches tonight at Battleground. So you must hold up the pay per view with your lame talk show.
About time, Orton with that RKO. It took y'all long enough. Y'all stood in the ring killing time and pissing me off.
We're getting ready for the night, we've been waiting for. Tonight's main event is on its way. Triple threat match between Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and current WWE Champion, Dean Ambrose. I see the Raw and Smack Down GM's and Commissioners getting themselves situated outside of the ring. Seth Rollins always got to be the first one to enter a arena and match.
I see the boos starting again. Fuck them bastards sitting in the stands, Roman. They're a bunch of Seth Rollins cocksuckers. THE CHAMP IS HERE! Here comes, Dean Ambrose.
Y'all saying it wrong. It's SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS. If your going to make fun of somebody, say it right.
THE SUPERMAN PUNCH IS BACK, SWEEEEET! Roman Reigns caged up and released like an animal. Exactly like he said.
I can't believe, Ambrose did that. Working with Rollins to help eliminate Reigns. You have the locker rooms in the back cheering for there particular sides.
Come on, Roman let's go for championship #04.
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE..... WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO
Match #08: Dean Ambrose defeat Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
"WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match"
Sorry, Stephanie the title coming to the B show, LMAO WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
NEXT, WWE PAY PER VIEW COMING TO BROOKLYN.... "SUMMERSLAM @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER SUNDAY, AUGUST 21, 2016"
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