Saturday, July 30, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #03 "Celebrate Brooklyn!"

"IT'S 2016 & I'M STILL LISTENING TO 90'S MUSIC!" The saying I'm forever living off of these days. Earlier, this afternoon I was in the midst of celebrating the legacy of A Tribe Called Quest and the Leaders of the New School. It's the anniversaries for both groups, Tribe's 25th anniversary of "Beats Rhymes and Life" album and Leaders of the New School 20th anniversary of  "A Future without a past" album. I enjoyed every moment of it.

Getting ready for some more 90's hip hop legends taking place over at the Prospect Park Bandshell. Going down tonight its the Bronx underdogs, Camplo and the Brooklyn underdogs, Digable Planets. I'm going to feel like I'm 14 all over again.

Lol, this is what you call a true hip hop fan. It's raining out here, right now. Started about 3pm and been raining ever since. Will that stop me and hold me back from having a good time. I think not, especially when it's dealing with the music I love. I showed up in time. I guess for once I can thank, Mother Nature for today's weather, lol. I manage to show up with no line. Ah, man I keep feeling good already. I can not wait until it begins.

The show started off with Bronx finest, Camplo. Awesome performance taking place among them. Setting things off with a sound check. I don't think I ever seen, Camplo in a live stage performance. Until, this evening.

Next on the scene, Brooklyn's favorite trendsetter known as, Digable Planets. This was something I couldn't wait for. Particularly my favorite record, "Cool like that!" Closing out the night with their #01 debut hit single. I had such a fantastic evening under my youth again.

I want you to enjoy what I've enjoyed. Visit, www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz for tonight's Celebrate Brooklyn screenings.

"CAMPLO NEW ALBUM: RAG TIME/ HIGH TIMES" OUT NOW ON AMAZON"

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #02 "WWE BATTLEGROUND!"

Getting ready for tonight's WWE pay per view. Getting ready to take place in a few minutes. There's alot going down tonight. We have tonight, John Cena, Enzo & Cass verses Aj Styles and The Club. Along with Charlotte & Dana Brooke verses Sasha Banks and her guest partner of the night. I know everyone is wondering who that is. Let's hope Sasha's partner is who I expected. Also, tonight we have Darren Young verses The Miz for the Intercontinental Championship. There are so many matches to name. I can not name them all. I do know one thing. There is one match that everyone have there high hopes set on. And, that is tonight's main event between Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns facing one another for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Everyone who reads my blog knows the man or men I'll stand behind in tonight's main event. I'm in it 100 % for Dean Ambrose or Roman Reigns.
Okay, we're getting ready to begin. It's time for the battle.

This was suppose to be a kick off show, lol. Don't tell me they cut out The Usos verses Breezango from tonight's pay per view. I don't know it would be funny if these bitches Charlotte and Dana Brooke went to the kick off show instead.

Where going to start things off with a divas match. Now we get to find out, who is Sasha's partner.

Match #01:
Sasha Banks and Bayley defeat Charlotte and Dana Brooke
WOOO HOOO Charlotte cashing in her, bank statement WOOOO HOOO
HUG LIFE!, GIVE IT UP TO YOUR GIRL & MY GIRL, BAYLEY... BAYLEEEYYYY!!!!!!

It's been 336 days, we've seen these characters holding the WWE Tag Team Championship.
The Wyatt Family getting there chance for the last time. The Wyatt Family recently split up in different shows. Bray Wyatt and Erick Rowan have been sent to Smack Down and Braun Strowman is on Raw. I don't think The Wyatt Family care if they win. I think they want an ass kicking, before they leave each other.

Match #02:
The Wyatt Family defeat The New Day
The moment of truth begins: Xavier Woods and Bray Wyatt face to face... Xavier Woods breaking his fear and started taking on Bray Wyatt toe to toe. Xavier Woods did the best he can. The New Day didn't defeat The Wyatt Family. At least, it wasn't a championship match. I was right, The Wyatt's just wanted to kick some ass. This was, The Wyatt's going away party.

Match #03:
Rusev defeat Zack Ryder
                        "United States Championship Match
This match is a joke. Seriously, Zack Ryder defeat Rusev. Rusev loses tonight, how much is Vince paying him, lol.
Mojo Rawley coming down the ramp, getting all up in Rusev's face telling him to bring it.

It's time to break that rivalry and that friendship. Coming up next, the match between Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. Will, this match finally come to an end? The one thing I love about this match. It's two Canadians going at one another. For once, I don't have to hear black on black crime, lol.

Match #04:
Sami Zayn defeat Kevin Owens
This match is bananas, WOOO HOOO. You get that out of me again. These two are going at it. Talk about killing one another. Watching this match is like watching a last man standing match. No one is staying down.
Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay,
Everyone repeat after me and sing along to tonight's winner, lol.... "SAMI ZAAAAYN!!!!!!!"

Speaking of feuds and rivalries. It's time for another one to come to a final end. Diva competition between beautiful orange haired lasskicker, Becky Lynch and that backstabber, Natalya, lol. You can already tell who I'm in support for. Becky don't disappoint me tonight. You kicked that bitch ass, last Saturday in the Garden. Do it again girl in D.C.

Match #05
Natalya defeat Becky Lynch
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm glad I wasn't here to see that victory. I stepped away for the moment to use the bathroom. I knew, this was going to happen. I called it last Saturday at the Garden.

Let's make this bozo, great again. Another, Zack Ryder who isn't winning a championship tonight.

Match #06:
The Miz verses Darren Young
                  "Intercontinental Championship Match"
The match have been disqualified. I'm not quite sure who to blame. Does it really matter. I told you, he wasn't leaving here with that title.

This is a match I'm somewhat grateful for. It is true, after tonight Aj Styles and The Club go there separate ways. Why couldn't, Enzo Amore and Big Cass join The Club in that separation. I'm probably the only WWE fan that hate, Enzo & Cass. I mainly hate, Enzo he SUCKS!
This guy, Enzo Amore must do this bogus gimmick crap, before every match.
"ENZO WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, DAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
About time, I never thought I would be happy to see The Club. Enzo Amore would make me happy to see, Seth Rollins. The guy is just fucking annoying.
Enzo is the last person to be talking about someone's haircut. Aj Styles haircut is shaped like a soccer mom. What kind of haircut does, Enzo have?
We already experienced our going away party by The Wyatts. It look like the same is going on over here for The Club. The Club's not thinking about victory. They have ass kicking on their mind.
Of course, as usual. It always got to be Cena. John Cena manage to save his team and score the victory.

Match #07:
John Cena, Enzo & Cass defeat Aj Styles & The Club
                          "Six Man Tag Team Match"

Another, person I do not like to hear run his mouth inside the ring. The bastard, Chris Jericho, lol. A highlight reel show on a pay per view. Chris Jericho would run his choppers anywhere. Chris Jericho schedule to interview Randy Orton after 9 months of shoulder injury.
ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN
Lol, good one Orton. Randy Orton mistakenly thought he was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. Judging by Chris Jericho's hair.
I don't think, Randy Orton wants your gift. No one want your gift of Jericho. I think you on the other hand, you will enjoy the gift of RKO!
Seriously, Jericho you didn't have any matches tonight at Battleground. So you must hold up the pay per view with your lame talk show.
About time, Orton with that RKO. It took y'all long enough. Y'all stood in the ring killing time and pissing me off.

We're getting ready for the night, we've been waiting for. Tonight's main event is on its way. Triple threat match between Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and current WWE Champion, Dean Ambrose.  I see the Raw and Smack Down GM's and Commissioners getting themselves situated outside of the ring. Seth Rollins always got to be the first one to enter a arena and match.
I see the boos starting again. Fuck them bastards sitting in the stands, Roman. They're a bunch of Seth Rollins cocksuckers. THE CHAMP IS HERE! Here comes, Dean Ambrose.
Y'all saying it wrong. It's SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS. If your going to make fun of somebody, say it right.
THE SUPERMAN PUNCH IS BACK, SWEEEEET! Roman Reigns caged up and released like an animal. Exactly like he said.
I can't believe, Ambrose did that. Working with Rollins to help eliminate Reigns. You have the locker rooms in the back cheering for there particular sides.
Come on, Roman let's go for championship #04.
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE..... WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

Match #08: Dean Ambrose defeat Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
                     "WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match"
Sorry, Stephanie the title coming to the B show, LMAO WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

NEXT, WWE PAY PER VIEW COMING TO BROOKLYN.... "SUMMERSLAM @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER SUNDAY, AUGUST 21, 2016"

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #01 "Summerslam Heatwave Tour live @ The Garden!"

This is what I want to see tonight. I had, this event on my mind for the past 28 days (June 14, 2016). Looking forward to what WWE and Dean Ambrose have in store for the members of the asylum. A huge line up taking place between Neville facing Chris Jericho. Aj Styles facing John Cena. The New Day facing The Wyatt Family and an even bigger line up to close out the night. Dean Ambrose verses Seth Rollins verses Kevin Owens for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Oh man, tonight is going to be crazy. I can't wait till I'm there.

I'm finally here, it's a quarter to 8. According to my ticket, The garden should have just opened 15 minutes ago. I'am not sure what matches I may have missed. I'm coming in now on one of my favorite "WOO WOO WOO". Zack Ryder, everybody.

01. Alberto Del Rio defeat Zack Ryder

02. Jack Swagger and Mark Henry defeat Social Outcasts

I thought I was upset with Alberto Del Rio for defeating Zack Ryder until this man came out. No one in New York wanted to share any love with the Y2JACKASS.
Who does Chris Jericho think he is? Having the nerve to insult our city. Granted, New York does have alot of negative faults. It still doesn't give Chris Jericho the right to offend our city and our people.
Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS
JERICHO SUCKS, JERICHO SUCKS, JERICHO SUCKS, JERICHO SUCKS

Tonight's competition for Chris Jericho.... "the man that gravity forgot, NEVILLE!"

03. Chris Jericho defeat Neville

04. John Cena defeat Aj Styles
This was an awesome match. Finally, some brutality between John Cena and Aj Styles. Of course, The Club interfered for a moment. Thank you to the referee for having them removed from the arena. I never really understand what that meant to remove your alliance from the arena. There only going to come back later and finish up where they left off. I didn't realize tonight's match happen to be no disqualification purposes. John Cena lucky, he had back up the second time around. Thanks to Enzo Amore and Big Cass, coming to the rescue and eliminating both, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. The match continued on into the victory of John Cena.

INTERMISSION:

05. Becky Lynch defeat Natalya
Too bad I ain't get a chance to see this match. I was still getting wasted during the intermission. No disrespect, Vince McMuffin, lol. I needed to enjoy a lil' taste of booze. I was aware that Becky Lynch did score a victory. Her theme song was the first thing played at the end. I figure, she had to be the winner. Its a shame though. Becky Lynch defeat Natalya during a house show. How much anyone wants to make a bet, she'll get her ass kicked back next weekend at Battleground.

06. The New Day defeat The Wyatt Family 
NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS
I admit I'm not a fan of the New Day. Nor am I a huge fan of the Wyatt Family. If I had to make a choice though. Which group would you think I would choose? I'm not choosing them, beard attics.

07. Dean Ambrose defeat Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins
               "World Heavyweight Championship Match"
Dean Ambrose pinning Seth Rollins
Dean Ambrose leave tonight and enjoy the rest of his night in New York, as WWE Champion. New York will be celebrating tonight as well, in the Ambrose Asylum.
Good night everyone, I hope you've enjoyed what took place here.

"WWE BATTLEGROUND, NEXT SUNDAY'S PPV JULY 24TH"
"WWE SUMMERSLAM LIVE @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER, SUNDAY    
  AUGUST 21ST"
"WWE, RETURNS TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DECEMBER 26TH"