WWE EXTREME RULES: MAY 22, 2016 LIVE IN THE PRUDENTIAL CENTER IN NEWARK, N.J.
Tonight is the night everything going down in 30 minutes. Its the "Extreme Rules", pay per view. Right now, we're currently in the middle of the WWE Kick Off show. Setting off tonight's Kick Off Show. The audience is being confronted by Hellz Kitchen's finest The Dudley Boyz. The Dudley Boyz have a lot on their mind to say about there past ECW organization. They also have a lot to say about New Jersey. It look like, Big Cass heard enough of The Dudley's and he's coming out to shut their mouthes and "YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!"
KICK OFF SHOW:
01. BARON CORBIN DEFEAT DOPLH ZIGGLER
"NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH"
Baron Corbin all over Dolph Ziggler with domination.
Dolph Ziggler up and at him with a neck breaker. Where now into the pay per view. The Kick off show went overtime. Baron Corbin taking advantage of this match. Capturing, Dolph Ziggler below the belt. Of course, this bastard was going to win again.
RATING: 01
EXTREME RULES:
01. KARL ANDERSON & LUKE GALLOWS DEFEAT THE USOS
"TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH"
That's what I'm talking about, I love that Usos. What you do isn't right or wrong. Take down them, Club bastards. "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS" "USOS"
I just love it when multiple wrestlers are inside a ring. It kind of remind me of this past Tuesday's Impact. The explosion of the lumberjack match. Ain't nothing like seeing a ring of guys go at one another.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Regardless the match was still cool despite its results.
I didn't know what a Texas Tornado match was until this past Friday in Brooklyn visiting Tier1 Wrestling.
RATING: 2.75
02. RUSEV DEFEAT KALISTO
"U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Oh, God its 8:30 already and the show is crap. Why am I not surprised? I'm routing for Kalisto. I hope Kalisto can be able to pull it off. He needs to put on a pin or submission in order to gain a win. REF, RING THE BELL KALISTO IS DOWN..... OH NO, KALISTO IS TAPPING!
RATING: 00
03. THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE VAUDEVILLIANS
"WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
I'm not having a good night so far. I could have stayed home. There's a lot of things I could have did at home instead of watch this, bull$@#&.
New Day, I never liked y'all. Are y'all going to make me happy. Stepping up to the plate for the New Day, it's Big E & Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston at ringside. That was close, we almost had new champions. Gotch came close with that pinfall on Xavier. The New Day, however picking up a victory over the VaudeVillians. Thank you, New Day. Finally, I can put a smile on my face. Keep up that 273 day reign. It's best you all than the VaudeVillians.
RATING: 3.5
04. THE MIZ PINNED CESARO
"FATAL FOUR WAY/ INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Competing in the ring, right now... Kevin Owens, Cesaro, Sami Zayn and The Miz.
I don't know, who to route for or who I want to win tonight. The only two worthy, Sami Zayn and Cesaro. I could careless about Kevin Owens. As far as, The Miz if I had to choose between heels. I'll choose The Miz over Kevin Owens. I don't like assholes.
This is like deja vu from earliers, Texas Tornado match.
Cesaro kicked out of The Miz's skull crushing finale. The Miz is pissed. No one ever survived his move. The Miz going in on Sami Zayn. Cesaro in the midst taking everyone down. The Miz with a kick to Cesaro in the face. Cesaro back up landing everyone with a train uppercut. "SHUT UP OWENS, IT AIN'T YOUR TITLE! WIN THE DAMN MATCH FIRST, BITCH!" Cesaro had The Miz pinned and tapping but the referee wasn't looking thanks to Maryse. There are a lot of miss calls taking place during this match. The Miz pinned Cesaro, after Sami Zayn did the damage. Sami Zayn was dragged out of the ring by his former friend, Kevin Owens. The Miz regained his championship.
RATING: 04
05. DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO
"ASYLUM MATCH"
This right here gonna be crazy. Steel cages and asylums, just by that alone it sounds creeping. This past Friday I witnessed live wrestling ring bloodshed. I would like to see some tonight. I just hope that blood is pouring out of Chris Jericho's body. I want Dean Ambrose to be that man to make it happen. Should I feel bad for Chris Jericho. I don't know, I can tell he's suffering, lol. Dean Ambrose on the top of the cage, using his body straight off the top landing onto Chris Jericho. Oh shit, shades of Foley taking place inside the cage. Dean Ambrose releasing the thumbtacks onto the canvas. Chris Jericho screaming in pain. Chris Jericho with dirty deeds, landing face first into them thumbtacks. Dean Ambrose picking up the victory.
RATING: 4.25
06. CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA
"SUBMISSION MATCH"
Ric Flair is banned at ringside. If Ric Flair come down to the ring, Charlotte will have to forfeit her title. Let's hope, Ric Flair does one of those things. I already know, Natalya isn't winning this match. I hope I'm wrong. However, if Charlotte have to wrestler by herself tonight. She might as well put on a good show for us to the days when we fell in love with her. Natalya been dominating during this match. Natalya going for her first sharpshooter. It look like Charlotte is about to tap out. Wait, what's that it's Flair's music. Flair can't come out. What he trying to do get his daughter's title forfeited. LMAO, OMG you can't be serious that's not Ric Flair. Dana Brooke in disguise as Ric Flair. Oh man!
Natalya tapping out to the figure eight. Okay, I take back what I said earlier about Charlotte. Apparently the bitch can't survive her Women's Championship reign without daddy and now Dana Brooke is added to her bullshit.
RATING: 01
07. ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
"WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
This the match I've been waiting for.... It's the main event for the World Heavyweight Championship. No disqualification, pinfall or submission taking part in tonight's main event. Aj Styles making sure he leaves Newark with the championship. Aj Styles ripping off the floor padding around the ring. Aj Styles attempting to slam Roman Reigns.
Aj Styles fighting dirty tonight. He knows if he loses tonight he may not get another chance. I love that Reigns.... Aj Styles driven into the commentary table.
I knew this was going to happen these Club bitches interfering.... Yes, Yes, Yes, Here comes The Usos Whooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Aj Styles looking frustrated, he done everything. He just haven't been able to keep 'em down. Roman Reigns with a superman punch to Aj Styles.
YES YES YES YES YES YES ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" OMG, Seth Rollins .... Seth Rollins is here with a pedigree on Roman Reigns.
RATING: 3.75
NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW "MONEY IN THE BANK SUNDAY JUNE 19, 2016"
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