Friday, April 25, 2014

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2014 ISSUE #06 "BEN MOON ALBUM RELEASE PARTY"

WHO THE FUCK IS BEN MOON? I've been saying that since I got this invitation. I hear he's an rock group. Oh that's great. I'm in the mood for something different. I can't stand today's hip hop. At least with rock I never really had a thing for it. So if this, Ben Moon thing sucks it won't hurt me. I'm mainly here for the open bar. Good marketing call, so far Mr. Moon grab fans and clientele by alcohol treats. The longer the open bar. The longer we'll stay and listen to you. One drink ticket, Ben Moon. Okay, you don't think I'm staying very long. Disqusting appetizers, really is this all your label can afford. Or, did the cost of Webster Hall empty out your budget. The only thing that looks good are the artwork. I love the portraits posted among the wall. The dj got the place rocking kind of, no one on the dance floor yet. They're either eating or taking advantage of their one gratitude drink ticket. I myself, well you can tell, I'm drinking and blogging. I hope I don't get too drunk. You know I'll be proof reading this multiple times before it gets posted. WHOO HOOO, I'm over here enjoying my "Brooklyn Lager". Thank you, Mr Moon! I'm goin' to continue with my open bar. WHOOOO!!!!!! LMAO, HAHAHA OMG uh man that was hilarious and wrong. I'm sorry I can't believe I did that to her. I just came back from the bar with another drink. I think I'm done for the night. I just got finish wetting up the female bartender. I kept on touching the top of well and accidentally spraying her, LOL. I know its funny but at the same time cruel. I'm just going to lounge in here for now and sip on this Blue Moon and vibe off the house music, they got bumping.  Okay, Handspin now that you've met Ben Moon, took his picture and everything you can go home. I will in a minute. They finally put out some tasty appetizers. I think they're called cinnabons. Okay that was strange for a minute. I thought I was being hit on by an elderly queer. You know how elderly gays can't resist me. I know its nothing to brag about but still. It turns out its Ben's grandfather. He is kind of handsome though. Is that my gay side talking or the liquor side because tonight is RJE business, NO D.I.C.K. At least, not while I'm here. I'm on my way out now. I wish I could stay longer. I notice there are some jiggling babies dancing around on stage. I'll give it to you, Mr Moon. The open bar wasn't what I expected. However, having strippers on stage made up for it. I would like to thank, you and the Socialight Entertainment for inviting me out tonight. I appreciate your attempt in music. I look forward to hearing more from you, not to mention in seeing more in your artwork. I loved what I seen on the wall created by you. I can't wait till people love it, posted on my blog. Goodnight!!!

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