RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEB. 2012 ISSUE # 04

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEBRUARY 2012 ISSUE # 04
FAMILY WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT - PICTORIAL EDITION
























































































01. Brook Tessmacher verses Winter
WINNER: Winter

02. The Midnight Sensations verses Azriel and Bandito
WINNERS: The Midnight Sensations

03. Jesse "Mr Pectacular" Godderz verses Jay Santana
WINNER: Jesse "Mr Pectacular" Godderz

04. Tara verses Maria Kanellis
WINNER: Maria Kanellis

05. Wes Draven vs. Prodigy Mike Bennett vs. Fireboard Santi vs. Matt Tamon w/ Casey
Fatal Four Way Match
WINNER: Prodigy Mike Bennett

06. Malta The Damager vs. Big Daddy V
FWE First ever tables match
WINNER: Big Daddy V

07. Damien Darling verses Jay Lethal
FWE Tri-borough Championship match
WINNER: Jay Lethal

08. Diamond Inc verses V.S. K. and E. J. Risk
WINNERS: V. S. K. and E. J. Risk

09. Winter verses Maria Kanellis
FWE First ever Women's Championship match
WINNER: Maria Kanellis

10. Charlie Haas verses Tommy Dreamer
FWE World Heavy Weight Championship match
WINNER: Tommy Dreamer

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEB. 2012 ISSUE # 03

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEBRUARY 2012 ISSUE # 03

FAMILY WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS "NO LIMITS" LIVE AT CHURCH OF ST. PAUL THE APOSTLE 405 Nineth Avenue & West 59th Street New York, N.Y.

See the lord knows, the lord knows how to get Dj Handspin Dinero to go to church... it's easy. Try placing 2 of the finest wrestling divas in a main event match, this evening at Church of St. Paul The Apostle and I'm there. Church of St. Paul The Apostle much cooler than the St. Paul's United Methodist Church, I was baptized in. Why couldn't my old church do things like this. It would be totally awesome, plus I'll attend more often. Anyway, Family Wrestling Entertainment, lol isn't it ironic. Who owns this organization, The Mc Mahons, lol... Wait that's not funny.

I received this post in the beginning of the week about tonight's wrestling event. This is my first time here. Sure does bring back memories of the days of the Queens Elks Lodge. The Friday nights afterwork attending, Impact Championship Wrestling. Probably the only thing that made working for the city, enjoyable. I miss them days, I want to thank the lord for bringing back the memories and in his own house, that's two for two.

I took over 50 pictures of tonight's event trying to capture the best wrestling celebrities of this league. Tonight's line up and main event as follows.... Brook Tessmacher verses Winter, The Midnight Sensations verses Azriel & Bandito, Damien Darling verses Jay Lethal for the Tri-borough Championship, Malta The Dreamer verses Big Daddy V "Tables Match", Winter verses Maria for the first ever FWE Women's Championship, Charlie Haas verses Tommy Dreamer for the FWE World Championship and plenty more action on the card.

MATCHES:

01. Brook Tessmacher verses Winter
"Qualifying match for FWE first ever women's championship"
First match of the evening, a women's match scheduled to take place between Brook Tessmacher and Winter. This is to determine who will qualify to participate in FWE's first ever women's championship. A sub-main event that will be taking place later on in the evening. Winter capturing the first victory into this FWE Women's title tournament. Seeing, Winter last night live in person in the middle of the ring for the first time. I got a totally different vibe from her than I normally get from watching, Impact Wrestling. She still carried her heel persona but it was something extremely different. She weren't your average female heel, you can sense that from the love coming from the audience.

02. The Midnight Sensations (Sam Shields & Chris Rockwell) verses Azriel & Bandito Jr.
This bout is a bout, of tag team men I'm unfamiliar with. However, they pulled off an excellent match. Despite the arrogance and cockiness coming from the mouths of The Midnight Sensations. They were the first to enter the ring, of course every heel needs to enter first so they can bore you too death with trash talk. Even though I'm unfamiliar in this match. Who's a heel and who's a face? You get the idea, you'll hear the insults and constant fowl language coming from the audience. If that wasn't enough, the fowl language only increased once The Midnight Sensations defeated Azriel and Bandito. The defeat left a mark in the Midnight Sensations' opponents, both men Azriel and Bandito playing the blame game onto one another.

03. Jesse "Mr Pectacular" Godderz verses Jay Santana
Next up, to the ring in purple tights looking like a Ghetto Barney aka Chris Masters on steroids... This guy was the most arrogant son of a bitch, of son of a bitches. He takes the cake. He's in the ring bragging on how good, he looks and how well he eats. There's also the non-stop gloating about his pecks, I was like OMG, someone shoot him. It's just so unfortunate that Jay Santana couldn't get the job done. Ooooh, Mr Pectacular so big, sexy and healthy but yet you still need to win a match by using the ropes for leverage. "SCREW YOU!"

04. Tara aka Victoria verses Maria Kanellis
"Qualifying match for FWE first ever women's championship"
Y'all remember this song... (singing) "Here she comes again".... Professional wrestling will like to welcome back Maria. Maria, former WWE Diva and star of NBC's Apprentice. Also, today is Maria's birthday. That wasn't very nice Tara kicking Maria in the groin while you sing to her "Happy Birthday". I'm just so glad that Winter came out and stuck it to you. Which allowed, Maria to advance to tonight's main event for the FWE Women's Championship.

05. Wes Draven vs. Prodigy Mike Bennett vs. Firebird Jorge Santi vs. Matt Tavon
"Fatal Four Way Match"
I hate, Boston and I hate people that call themselves, Prodigy. The only Prodigy, I know is The Infamous one. Brutal fatal four way match but suckie finish by Mike Bennett.

06. Malta The Damager verses Big Daddy V
"FWE First ever Tables Match"
This was really awesome and not because I was seeing, Viscera again. This match was awesome because wow, I actually seen a table break in this match. There it was, right in front of my two eyes. Big Daddy V aka Viscera choke slamming Malta through a table. A table that was not previously cracked down the middle. He just held him up and down he went. Splitting the table in two. I guess, only certain parts of wrestling are phony.

07. Damien Darling verses Jay Lethal
"Tri-borough Championship Match"
This was one of my favorite matches of the night. Everyone put your hands together for my favorite and your favorite, African-American wrestler of the new millennium, Jay Lethal. Impact Wrestling's Randy Savage impersonator... Here this evening fighting for a "Tri-borough Championship". Tell me that isn't awesome, a Tri-borough championship.. c'mon man that's some realness right there. It's like a trophy or belt of achievement you would think New York City rappers, djs, graffiti artists anyone affiliated with the hip hop culture would endorse. That was the whole essence behind the belt. It's true essence came when Jay Lethal captured the title by pinning the current champion, Damien Darling. I would like to thank the audience those "Let's Go Lethal" chants really helped. Along with the "Lethal Sucks" chants. It must have sparked some motivation. A man can only take but so much ridicule.

08. Diamond Inc (Jason Gotti & Joey Ace) verses The Adrenaline Express (VSK & EJ Risk)
Another splendid tag team match between Diamond Inc and VSK and EJ Risk... VSK and EJ Risk, I remember this duo from ICW as one of the dominating tag teams. Despite VSK's Tyson Kidd lookalike image. They still pulled off an excellent victory over the Diamond Inc.

09. Winter verses Maria Kanellis
"FWE First ever Women's championship match"
Okay, everyone the time has come. The match of the night even though its not the main event. It's still the sub-main event and the reason why half of this church is filled. If it wasn't for that facebook posting this week I would have never known about tonight's event nor this wrestling organization. The match may have been a no brainer. You kind of expected Maria to capture the win tonight and become the first ever FWE Women's champion. It could be a number of reasons why, Maria got tonight's gold. Perhaps a birthday present. Perhaps a gift to welcome her return back into professional wrestling. Or, perhaps the interference from Brook Tessmacher with the referee and the assault on Winter by Tara. A little payback for Winter's assault on Tara, earlier during her match costing her title shot. Whatever the case maybe I'm glad she finally won a women's wrestling championship... with no help from Vincent Kennedy Mc Muffin. A very celebratory finish that match was. The highlight of the evening. CONGRATULATIONS MARIA!!!

10. Charlie Haas verses Tommy Dreamer
"FWE World Heavyweight Title match"
This match was awesome. It exhume the true meaning of old school wrestling, hardcore wrestling. Any match with the "entertainer of hardcore", Tommy Dreamer is going to be an exciting match that's money well spent. The only thing that probably wouldn't be money well spent if FWE had went along with Dreamer's original opponent "Mr Fist Bump" Robbie E. I'm glad, he wasn't the opponent for Tommy Dreamer. I wasn't sure if I would have been happy if this guy was the opponent, FWE World Heavy Weight Champion Charlie Haas. I was shocked as hell to see, Charlie Haas as a champion. I'm not saying, Charlie Haas is bad wrestler I just never thought he would ever be heavy weight material. See another wrestler, Vincent Kennedy Mc Muffin didn't believe in. The highlights of this match other than Tommy Dreamer defeating Charlie Haas. The constant fan interaction and hazing towards Haas, he didn't take kindly to angry words from the audience. On several occasions, Haas left the ring to get up in the face's of several fans. Whether it be an elderly man or an obese teenager. The highlight of that was when Charlie Haas spat from the ring onto the obese teenager. Who goes by the name, El Gordito you can look him up on myspace. The highlight for me, was attempting to take a steel chair to Charlie Haas until being stopped by security. This is what I'm talking about. This real wrestling, real action. Non-stop action, no storylines, no entertainment, no celebrity guest appearances just pure natural HARDCORE WRESTLING!!! The only downfall to this match was at the very end. Everyone in the audience was so excited and ecstatic over Tommy Dreamer's victory. We all thought he became the new FWE World Heavy Weight Champion. Even, Tommy Dreamer thought so until Charlie Haas got all up in Dreamer's face. Haas needed to correct Tommy Dreamer by pinpointing that this match, we just had was not for the title. Charlie Haas kicked Tommy Dreamer in the nuts and spat on him, then took back his World Title. The audience was in disarray over Charlie Haas's actions. I wasn't though its the same ol' story from one wrestling organization to another "TOMMY DREAMER, THE MAN WHOSE KNOWN FOR GETTING SCREWED!!!"

Despite the faulty main event of tonight's event. I had an outstanding time. I'm glad I got to see this new wrestling organization in action. I'm definitely going to take an interests in upcoming shows.
The hardcore wrestling of this organization will continue next month, March 24, 2012 with Rosita returning to FWE
Visit FWE at www.fwewrestling.com for wrestling news, gossip, video and upcoming shows





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RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEB. 2012 ISSUE # 02

AU REVOIR SIMONE @ GAP 1969 SoHo
Thu., Feb. 23, 2012

I had a bad day, today between scrubbing tiolets and tubs those weren't my best times on my knees. So please forgive me, if I don't take tonight's whatever this is, very seriously. I was looking for some kind of relief. It's almost been two months into 2012 and hardly any good networking parties, industry affairs or performances have been scheduled. Of course that doesn't bash the Redbull Music Academy with Black Moon and Smif N' Wessun at the Public Assembly, earlier this month.

Although, I've been rather busy with the launching of my new blog, "Queerazspin.blogspot.com. You can see, why I would want some free time, some alone time but most importantly "OPEN BAR TIME".

Boy was that a mistake, wasting my evening on wine. Wine that felt like I was drinking Mucinex. I didn't even finish my whole glass. I'm sorry to whoever is onstage performing right now but I have to go. I'm not drunk or anything I really didn't know the name of the band on stage. I didn't even know, what this event was all about. This is what I get for only thinking about free booze or in this case nasty booze.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEB. 2012 ISSUE # 01

REDBULL MUSIC ACADEMY SESSIONS AT PUBLIC ASSEMBLY
Conversation with Black Moon, Smif N' Wessun and Skyzoo

Okay, God do you have anything to tell me before I step outside my front door and make another attempt towards Williamsburg and Public Assembly. Do you have something against me travelling to that neighborhood. Is there something, you're not telling me? We, both know about last months mishaps in that area. Two nights, I wish to forget. We know that's not happening. So, I come to you my dear lord live in front of all my readers. Only to appeal at your mercy and request your safety and guidance in returning home safely and seizure free. This is all I ask of you, father.

Back where we started from last year. I would like to thank the whole staff and committee of the Red Bull Music Academy for the production and promotion of the social gathering event such as, the press conference with various of our favorite artists. Early last year around this same time. We had the privilege of multi-platinum producer, Just Blaze. Just Blaze was something, last year. I'm not, just saying that on behalf of the youtube hits I received. I enjoy attending any type of press conference. It gives fans and artists, a chance to network in an atmosphere other than nightclub performances.

So, who do we get to network with tonight? On behalf of the Redbull Music Academy, we have Black Moon, Smif N' Wessun and my personal favorite, Skyzoo. Uh, Oh they have done it again. Ha Ha, very funny Tek and Steele I'm not a "dickrider". Lol, it is kind of ironic as I write this, Smif N' Wessun's "Wipe Ya Mouf" is bangin' in my ear. I wanted to prep myself for tonight, I've been bumping their music on my way to the press conference. Wait I guess that does kind of certify me as a dickrider, lol.

Okay, this next paragraph may not have been intended to appear in this issue. It's funny, how life works. I knew from the moment I left my home that I wasn't going to make it. Due to my tardiness, they weren't letting anymore people into Public Assembly during the press conference. The place was filled to capacity. Security informed me, they're not letting anymore people inside until 10pm for the live show. My cellphone read, 8:34pm I had an hour and a half to kill. First I want to apologize to my readers for changing the subject but a thought came into my head. I decided for the next hour and a half, why not partake in some of Williamsburg's Gay friendly bars, specifically one I've been hearing so much about on yelp.com "Sugarland". It gets a lot of rave reviews. I walked over to Sugarland, located 221 N. 9th St btw Driggs and Roebling.

Once I reached, Sugarland it look like the club wasn't open. Until, I seen the assistant manager walking down the block and he was planning on opening up the club for the night. He was such a peach to let me in, even though the club is not open yet. All I needed was a warm place for an hour or so. Whether, it be in the arms of a handsome hunk or just sitting at the bar sipping on a bottle of heineken. A few guys started to walk in, its a dam shame I can't stay long. In a matter of minutes, I'm going to have to start walking back over to Public Assembly. My beer isn't quite finished, I suppose the longer I sip, the longer I stay. It'll give me some leverage to drinking slower and slower and soak in as much of the male booty that walk through them doors. Jesus, I thank you for giving me the strength 10, 20 years ago you would never find me in a place of such magnitude. Thank you, Christ for everything with you I'm able to move forward.

Ten o'clock is approaching as I steer at my cellphone for the time. I would really love to stay but its time I part ways and head back over to Public Assembly. I won't forget this place, you can bank on it. Back at the Public Ass, lol! (I like saying that) First thing, I did as I enter the doors was hit up the bar. Of course, my broke ass is going to buy the cheapest beer in the house. Thank you, Concept for getting me hooked like crack. If it wasn't for your Mindspray sponsorship I would have never heard of, "Pabst Blue Ribbon". I'm not supposed to be drinking anyway. Major, No No on a seizure patient. Today is a special day for me. I completed, a 10 day vocational rehabilitation. I don't know, whether I passed or failed but I'am indeed happy I completed my third stage to the program. Tonight its all about hip hop, love and celebration. All I want to do now is just enjoy the show.

AFTER TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE:
I figure, I write a little bit. Whooo!!! My normal reaction, after receiving a night of total satisfaction. You'll always get that hip hop sensation, whenever a click like Boot Camp is on stage. Setting it off for the night, my personal favorite emcee, S-K-Y-Z-O-O not only did he have them, "Speakers On Blast". He also, had my ears on blast. My ears remain on blast as I travel home tonight with the pleasure of enjoying, Skyzoo on the L. Skyzoo did his thing. He has 2 classic albums out now along with a mixtape "The Great Debater". I always dig his performance, for the simple fact that he doesn't have too many raging fans.(Besides me).... But, Smif N' Wessun and Black Moon forget about it. The crowd went nuts once they're set began. I'm talking screams of rage from family, friends and fans. Hold on though, I can't forget The Decepts. There were a lot of Decept love in the building. This is real hip hop having your neighborhood emcees perform in the borough that raised them. My main objective for this evening was only to participate with the press conference. I was trying to find another way to connect with artists. After, what just taken place here. I say, we're well connected.

I've changed tunes, switching over to Pete Rock & Smif N' Wessun "Monumental" album. This was kind of funny and embarrassing at the same time. Sure the audience will gain amusement at the artist expense when not a single soul in the crowd can not recite and sing along with Smif N' Wessun' lyrics to their latest album. That's embarrassing and I seen it in the eyes of Steele. Well, I can see fine. It seems our pal, Steele is not seeing very well. Awww, What's the matter our General Steele having trouble with Public Assembly's lighting system. Is it too high for ya, or maybe your just too high. High off the kush, smoked back stage before your performance.
However, despite the nimb whitted Smif N' Wessun fans that primarily can only relate too "Dah Shinin"(1st lp). Smif N' Wessun, always pull off that top notch performance. Believe me, I got plenty of past, present including tonight's present footage to prove it.

Although, I'am grateful to the fullest extent of tonight's live performance. Feeling the power at its magnitude for Evil Dee, Skyzoo, Smif N' Wessun and Black Moon. This show just exploded and we owe it all to Redbull. Give it up, everyone who's reading my newsletter. SALUTE THE BULL, that is Redbull. Redbull Music Academy, Evil Dee, Skyzoo, Smif N' Wessun, Black Moon, Boot Camp, love y'all thank you for a wonderful night.

Thank you, as well Jesus for getting me back home safely and seizure free. I knew, Williamsburg couldn't have been cursed but you start to wonder those things. Especially when you have two consecutive seizures in the same neighborhood, on the same day but only a week apart and you happen to be attending the same exact event. You got to admit there were some mystery. Nevermind that, I'm home now and I have you to thank for it. That's all I ever asked, from you "Is My Safety!".



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