Friday, July 2, 2010

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER JULY 2010 ISSUE# 01

RUSTY JABBZ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS
A SPECIAL EDITION OF WRESTLING JABBZ!!!

FRIDAY, JULY 2, 2010 @ 7PM TNA WRESTLING LIVE SPIKE TV THURSDAY NIGHTS IN MCU PARK

Dj Handspin sitting here on a beautiful B K evening about to enjoy for the first time ever in wrestling history, WRESTLING has invaded CROOKLYN!!! CROOKLYN!!!

I'm here in Coney Island, Brooklyn home to the former street gang, The Warriors, Astroland Park and the Steeple Chase Park which now have been converted into the MCU Park home to our new Brooklyn Minor League baseball team, The Cyclones, named after Coney Island's scariest and wildest ride, THE CYCLONE!

But tonight its all about wrestling, no hip hop talk STRICTLY TOTAL NON STOP ACTION!
Coming to the ring, Jeremy Borash the host with the most of the night asking for the loudest TNA fan to make the loudest noise to win a grand prize an escort to meet the whole TNA roster in the dug out for later after the show is over at the end of the night.

First match of the night to set it off is a fatal four way. The match happen to include 2 of TNA's Brooklynites Homicide and Amazin' Red. Bushwick own' Homicide entering the field with a strictly hardcore rap song. Just doing it the BROOKLYN WAY! Next to enter the field, Brian
Kendricks. Brian Kendricks takes a run around the baseball field from base to base to get himself warmed up before the match. The final participant to enter is Elizabeth, NJ own' Jay Lethal (NJ IS KOOL WITH US ITS ONLY ACROSS THE WATER)
Once all 4 men were finally in the ring the match got underway, a grueling match as the fans roared. Roared all the way up to the winner of the match, Amazin Red pinnin' Brian Kendricks.

The next match wasn't my favorite it was starring "EX BEAUTIFUL BIMBO CHAMP VS NEW BEAUTIFUL BIMBO CHAMP" Angelina Love came to the ring she got crazy pops from the audience. I guess its that whole "FACE" thing, that's what Ms Love is still until she gets her title back. Ms Madison Rayne will not hear of that well at least not for tonight. Entering the field making an announcement that there will not be a TNA Knockout Championship title match, tonight. The dumb bitch wanted to this match non-title. Of course, Angelina Love wins the match whenever its a non title match the "face" always win but let's see if Angelina Love will defeat Madison Rayne come July 11th at Victory Road.

I wanna give a phat shout out to the King of the Mountain-The 12x World Champion Jeff Jarrett, who came onto the field and into the ring to make a speech as he greeted the TNA fans for supporting his organization for the last 8 years. I really appreciate TNA for all its done for the last 8 years. Although at times some of the storylines never make any sense but thats too little a problem to stop the love and support of the organization. So from Dj Handspin to Jeff Jarrett, Dixie Carter and the rest of the TNA staff, "THANK YOU!"

Next match, Desmond Wolfe entering the field without Chelsea and of course getting boo'd but then again from where I was sitting in the stands. There were a few DESMOND LOVAZ! Wolfe opponent for the billionth time, Kurt Angle and for the billionth time guess who won. And if you can't guess who won you need to have ur head examined.

This match made up for that wack match, seeing The Monster Abyss in BUCKTOWN. ABYSS = BUCKTOWN it kinda fit in there. This was a rematch from this past thursday night impact, it was Abyss vs Jeff Hardy in a Monster ball match. For the first time a monster ball match in Brooklyn, we have monster ball match's in Brooklyn all the time some maybe a little more brutal and bloody compared to the ones you see on thursday night Impact. Nonetheless it was all good especially when Jeff Hardy came out. Jeff Hardy got the super pop of the night. I think its safe to say now that Aj Styles is no longer the posterboy for TNA. There's a new king in his throne. The match was so awesome to the point I don't ever think I seen Abyss lose in his own signature match. I guess retribution for the abuse received on Impact the night before, Jeff Hardy just handed that beat down back to Abyss. It was so bad, Abyss had to be carried out of the field thats how badly bruised he was.

I feel bad for these guys. These guys are supposed to be faces but no1 shows them any love or respect and the group I'm talking about is Ink Inc. (Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal) Ink Inc going up against Team 3D. Team 3D was a shocker they came thru the crowd. They were happy to be back in their hometown on N Y C THAT'S RIGHT! I got a couple of shots of them. The crowd went nuts for Team 3D especially D von, I never heard the crowd yell so loud for D von. Of course, Team 3D had to put it down not just for TNA but NEW YORK CITY taking out Ink Inc with the TABLESSS!!!! Fucking awesome match, I felt bad for Ink Inc but they suck what can you do?

This next match was the moment of truth, the main event starring ROB VAN DAM THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW AGAINST Aj Styles.
RVD burst on da scene next to Jeff Hardy, he got a super duper huge pop from the fans, The fans in the audience including myself was screaming "ROB VAN DAM THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW" to his theme song. There was a lil' girl sittin' next to me singing along with the crowd and her mom was beside her. I leaned over and asked her, "your mother let you talk like that".
Here cumz Mr Buzz Kill aka AJ Styles tellin the sound man to kill the music. AJ begins bashing RVD's theme by saying, "IT SUCKS!" (it doesn't suck AJ was jealous because the crowd didn't give him that same reaction)
Aj Styles did piss me off though he started bashing my borough. Aj Styles is a guest, not even a guest he's a vistor in Brooklyn for the first time and he wanna come here and throw dirt on it by
grabbing the mic and putting down the Coney Island fans, putting down Nathan's famous franks and on top of that putting down Brooklyn's famous emcee JAY - (u know the rest)
I know its all scripted and everything but thank god he aint say nuthin' bad about Biggie dat would of been blasphemy. I would have to set it on AJ and his Gainsville, Georgia Red Necks.
At the end of the night and match there would have been no need for any attack on Aj Styles because thankx to Mr THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW, he took care of bizness with the 1 -2-3.

That was the main event and the end of the show I had nice gathering. I'm hoping that TNA will come again to MCU Park again before summer comes to a close. More than likely they will not but there is another wrestling organization that is coming to Brooklyn's MCU Park.
All my wrestling fans be on the look out for FCW (FORGOTTEN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING) coming Aug. 20th 2010 to MCU Park. On the card Tito Santana, Nikolai Volkoff, The Tank, La Parka, Little Greatness, Romeo Roselli and much, much more. Tickets are $20.00, VIP meet and greet are $100.00 For ticket info check: www.brooklyncyclones.com or 718 507 TIXX

I hope everyone enjoyed TNA's first appearance in Brooklyn because I know I did. If ur a tru TNA fan I know ur going to enjoy there 2nd appearance back to New York City. TNA coming back to New York's Hammerstein Ballroom Sept. 23rd 2010 tickets are currently on sale right now.

New York, we got all HARDCORE wrestling (notice how I emphasized the word hardcore not to be mistaken with that PG crap that comes on usa and my9) coming to our town within the next month or 2. Do you wanna be down and feel the blows of the WRESTLING JABBZ?

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