Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2021 Issue #01 "Royal Rumble"

Hey! Hey! Hey! Happy New Year Rusty Jabbers. We're getting ready for tonight's Royal Rumble. How many are doing the same? I understand if you have other plans in mind. I've been getting negative reactions all day over tonight's Royal Rumble. Perhaps we can look over the card and wonder why that is, lol. 

Tonight we have Carmella facing the Smackdown Women's Champion Sasha Banks for the title. I'm not going to say this match can go either way considering the fact that Carmella isn't a great wrestler. However, Carmella can defeat Sasha Banks with an upset or interference from her Samolia Reginald, lol. What other bullshit matches on the card for tonight, Asuka and Charlotte Flair verses Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the tag team championships and later they'll appear in the Women's Royal Rumble. We have Drew McIntyre verse Goldberg to some that match maybe considered bullshit. I'm not sure how to look at it. To me, its just Drew McIntyre at the Royal Rumble taking down another legend to help boost his career. As for Goldberg, I'm just passing through for tonight I'll be gone when the show is over. Y'all know how Goldberg do. The ultimate bullshit match would be Roman Reigns facing Kevin Owens in the last man standing match for the Universal Championship. Kevin Owens is a great wrestler and a fighting champion but let's face it. These two going to kill each other tonight until Roman Reigns go home with another victory and that Universal Championship attached to his waste line. Can I be proven wrong? I would like to be.

This is why the Royal Rumble doesn't look good for tonight. Everyone should just focus on the actual Rumbles itself. My picks for the rumble between the men and women. I'm picking Daniel Bryan from the male rumble and Bianca Bel Air from the women rumble. I'm not a big fan of Bianca Bel Air but I have to be honest considering the fact that everyone on social media been yanking her ponytail lately. Bianca Bel Air is Miss Hot Girl on Smackdown. She is possibly the next one to carry that Smackdown Women's Championship. I still love you Bayley. 

Okay, I believe you've heard enough of me. It's coming close to that time. Everyone I want you to enjoy tonight's Royal Rumble despite the outcome of the matches. Have fun and enjoy the night with your friends thats all that matters. 

KICK OFF SHOW with Charly Caruso, Jerry Lawler, Booker T, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 

This is never pleasant being reduced to the kick off show especially for the raw tag team champions and the raw women's champion. I'm pretty sure to Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler it doesn't matter they'll kick any bitches ass anywhere. Let's just hope Asuka and Charlotte doesn't let that happen to much. 

Oh no, not now Lacey. Ric Flair and Lacey Evans coming out here with the distraction. Ric Flair handing off a pair of brass knuckles to Lacey Evans. Lacey Evans loading a shot of the women's right on Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair is out cold. Nia Jax pinning Charlotte Flair. Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler becoming the new Raw Women's Tag Team Champions. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH 

RAW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP 

NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR AND ASUKA 

Seeing Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler winning the Raw Tag Team Championships for the second time, already this pay per view is going in a bad direction, smh. Let's hope this next match will get the Royal Rumble back on the right path.  

What away to kick off the Royal Rumble for the WWE Championship match. Officials getting Goldberg from his dressing room and escorting him to the ring. We're getting ready to see showdown. 

MATCH #01 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT GOLDBERG 

Goldberg kicked out of the claymore. Drew McIntyre first wrestler in history to kick out of the jackhammer. Goldberg and Drew McIntyre shake hands after the match. Goldberg has respect for Drew McIntyre now. 

Wow, 98 days this is probably the longest days Sasha ever held a title belt, lol. This is actually a bathroom break match. I got to go for real. Let me know later who wins between Sasha Stank and Carmella Is Pennies, lmao. 

MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA 

Reginald catching Sasha Banks 

The referee sending Reginald back to the locker room. Carmella with a hail Mary on Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on Carmella. Carmella tapping out. 

I can't believe Booker T is having some Puerto Rican guy perform a song dedicated to him, omg. Booker T is not even all that. He's not a big deal wrestler in the WWE. I'm not saying Booker T is crap. I'm just saying, I don't think he's awesome enough for an artist to make a song dedicated to him. #badbunny

MATCH #03

WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE 

01. BAYLEY, twelfth elimination 

02. NAOMI, eighteenth elimination 

03. BIANCA BEL AIR - "WINNER"

04. BILLIE KAY, third elimination 

05. SHOTZI BLACKHEART, first elimination 

06. SHAYNA BASZLER, twenty-first elimination 

07. TONI STORM, fourth elimination 

08. JILLIAN HALL, second elimination 

09. RUBY RIOTT, seventh elimination 

10. VICTORIA, fifth elimination 

11. PEYTON ROYCE, tenth elimination 

12. SANTANA GARRETT, sixth elimination 

13. LIV MORGAN, eighth elimination 

14. RHEA RIPLEY, twenty-sixth elimination 

15. CHARLOTTE FLAIR, twenty-fifth elimination 

16. DANA BROOKE, nineth elimination 

17. TORRIE WILSON, eleventh elimination 

18. LACEY EVANS, seventeenth elimination 

19. MICKIE JAMES ?

20. NIKKI CROSS ?

21. ALICIA FOX ? pinned R-Truth for 24/7 during the Women's Royal Rumble. R-Truth pinning Alicia Fox to regain his 24/7 championship.

22. MANDY ROSE, fourteenth elimination 

23. DAKOTA KAI, thirteenth elimination 

24. CARMELLA, fifteenth elimination 

25. TAMINA, twentieth elimination 

26. LANA, twenty-third elimination 

27. ALEXA BLISS, sixteenth elimination 

28. EMBER MOON, nineteenth elimination 

29. NIA JAX, twenty-second elimination 

30. NATALYA, twenty-fourth elimination

Congratulations to Bianca Bel Air for her victory tonight. 

OMG, now Peter Rosenberg is our new 24/7 championship lol I can't believe this. They really love playing games with that bullshit title. Peter Rosenberg pulling a fast one on R Truth. Of course R-Truth is dumb enough to fall for it. 🤭

How is this match looking between them. I just came back from a quick dinner break. I wasn't trying to sit and watch the disgrace of the whole match. I'm expecting something good to happen for Kevin Owens. Of course I know its not going to. 

MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH 

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS 

MATCH #05

MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE 

01. EDGE - "WINNER"

02. RANDY ORTON, removed from the rumble thanks to Edge's retribution.

03. SAMI ZAYN, second elimination 

04. MUSTAFA ALI, fourth elimination 

05. JEFF HARDY, first elimination 

06. DOLPH ZIGGLER, nineth elimination 

07. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, twelfth elimination 

08. CARLITO, fifth elimination 

09. XAVIER WOODS, third elimination 

10. BIG E, nineteenth elimination 

11. JOHN MORRISON eighth elimination 

12. RICOCHET, tenth elimination 

13. ELIAS,  sixth elimination 

14. DAMIEN PRIEST, sixteenth elimination 

15. THE MIZ seventh elimination 

16. RIDDLE, twenty-fifth elimination 

17. DANIEL BRYAN, twenty-fourth elimination 

18. KANE, eleventh elimination 

19. KING CORBIN, fourteenth elimination 

20. OTIS, thirteenth elimination 

21. DOMINIK MYSTERIO, fifteenth elimination 

22. BOBBY LASHLEY, eighteenth elimination 

23. THE HURRICANE, seventeenth elimination 

24. CHRISTIAN, twenty-seventh elimination 

25. AJ STYLES w/ Omos, twenty-third elimination 

26. REY MYSTERIO, twentieth elimination 

27. SHEAMUS, twenty-second elimination 

28. CESARO, twenty-first elimination 

29. SETH ROLLINS, twenty-eighth elimination 

30. BRAUN STROWMAN, twenty-sixth elimination 

Randy Orton returning to the ring, he was never officially eliminated. Edge making sure Randy Orton is eliminated from the rumble this time. Edge scoring himself a victory and a one way ticket to Wrestle Mania to face the champion of his chosen. Congratulations tonight to Edge on his victory in tonight's Royal Rumble match. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #02 TLC: TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS

Tonight WWE is closing out the year with one of baddest pay per view that can leave superstars bloody and bruised. I'm looking forward to the action and injury of TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS BAY BAY 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

I would like to thank all my followers for your support throughout the year and I hope you've enjoy tonight's performance in return. 

We're starting off the show tonight with a Smackdown eight man tag team match during the kick off show. 

TLC - TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS 2020 KICK OFF SHOW 

DANIEL BRYAN, CHAD GABLE, OTIS & BIG E DEFEAT KING CORBIN, CESARO, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND SAMI ZAYN 

            "08 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"

What an impressive win coming from Big E knocking off Sami Zayn with an awesome pincount. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Well, I be damn we're going to start things off with Aj Styles and Olmos. I'm shocked, you would think he would want to be last or perhaps next to last. Aj Styles hoping to wrap up the WWE Championship in its early start of the evening. These two must face one another for the first time, as the WWE  Championship title wave over the ring. 

Aj Styles with multiple injury attempts on the left knee of Drew McIntyre preventing him from climbing the ladder. Aj Styles have barely climb the ladder yet. Aj Styles won't climb the ladder until Drew McIntyre is down. Drew McIntyre can barely stand tossing in a table, over the ring. Drew McIntyre with Aj Styles, a belly to belly into a steel ladder. Olmos pushing in a ladder. Aj Styles looking to climb the ladder. Drew McIntyre pulling Aj Styles off of the ladder. Drew McIntyre tossing Aj Styles through a table outside the ring. Oh no, not these two The Miz and John Morrison. What they want? I can't believe it. The Miz is going to cash in right now. The Miz want to make it a triple threat match. The Miz sending Drew McIntyre through a table. John Morrison trying to hit Olmos with a steel chair, which was a mistake the pain didn't hurt him. Actually, it was a mistake for both of these two goofs to enter here tonight.

MATCH #01 "TLC FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND THE MIZ

This is a bathroom break match. Oh isn't that sweet, The Somalia caught Carmella in his arms what a gentleman.(DORK) Wow that was close, Carmella almost had it. Smart,  Sasha grab the ropes the second time. I think Mella is money. I'm not sure why The Somalia pulled out Carmella. 

MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA BY SUBMISSION 

I seen that look, Shelton Benjamin was pissed. He didn't like Cedric Alexander tagging himself in. Shelton Benjamin didn't look happy at first. I guess he changed his mind now. Cedric Alexander scored the pin for the team. 

MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE HURT BUSINESS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 

Seriously, after witnessing the crap from one tag team match they have the nerve to put another tag team match on. I just hope this match have a much better outcome than the last. Perhaps it will look like you social media buffs were right, Ms 12X Champion The Queen Charlotte Flair will be Asuka's mystery opponent tonight. Charlotte Flair her first night back after 06 months and she captured championship gold. Congratulations to Charlotte and Asuka 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER 

I'm not going to waste my time with this bullshit. Unless Kevin Owens pull off an upset and defeat Roman Reigns this match is bullshit. It's going to be the same as Friday, a 02 on 01 handicap tables ladders and chairs match. You know Jey Uso will be participating tonight. To make sure Roman Reigns doesn't lose his championship he'll probably have Paul Heyman participate a little bit. Point is, the match is going to suck and Roman Reigns is going to regain championship of the title. I'm going for my dinner during this match. Hopefully it'll be  over by the time I'm through. As much as I hate The Fiend and Randy Orton they would put on a better performance at tonight's main event than Roman Reigns. 

MATCH #05 "TLC FOR THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS 💤

This is a cool match. I wouldn't mine seeing a match like this especially when one of the most hated men in wrestling have the potential of being set on fire tonight. Randy Orton burnt to the flesh. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 OMG, The Fiend on fire. Randy Orton with an RKO. Randy Orton coming back with gasoline pouring it on The Fiend. Randy Orton striking the match and it on The Fiend. The Fiend went up in flames.

MATCH #06 "FIREFLY INFERNO MATCH"

RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 

NEXT WWE EVENT:

ROYAL RUMBLE SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover War Games"

MATCH #01

WOMENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES

TEAM LERAE DEFEAT TEAM BLACKHEART 

RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT IO SHIRAI 

Totally awesome pin coming from Raquel Gonzales for defeating the worst and rudest Asian female wrestler in NXT, IO Shirai. Congratulations to Raquel Gonzales for defeating the most conceded bitch🖕🏿

MATCH #02

TOMMASO CIAMPA DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

MATCH #03 "STRAP MATCH"

DEXTER LUMIS DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 

MATCH #04 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"

JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT LEON RUFF AND DAMIEN PRIEST 

An army of Ghostface superstars appearing in the ring. Damien Priest fighting hard to eliminate every single one of them. Austin Theory revealing himself as one of the Ghostface to take out Damien Priest.

Johnny Gargano pinned Leon Ruff. 

MATCH #05

MENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES

TEAM UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT TEAM MCAFEE 

KYLE O'REILLY PINNED ONEY LARCEN 

Please, Barrett there isn't anything best about Pat McAfee. He's only coming out last because he's a coward. In fact that phrase "save the best for last" is more suitable for Adam Cole BAY BAY 🤟🏿

NEXT WWE EVENT:

WWE TLC PAY PER VIEW SUN., DECEMBER 20TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #02 Survivor Series the Best of the Best (30 years👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿)

Just nine hours ahead of tonight's WWE pay per view Survivor Series. We're all getting ready for tonight. We have our predictions and premonitions on tonight's wins and losses. Everyone have there heart set on the Roman Reigns verse Drew McIntyre match but to be honest with my followers its a big waste of time. We already know Drew McIntyre is winning and winning for the wrong reasons. Let's face it, Roman Reigns already defeated and hold two pay per view victories over Drew McIntyre. I can not see Drew McIntyre losing to Roman Reigns again on another pay per view. 

As for, whose winning between Team Raw and Team Smackdown. If you happen to be a real diehard WWE follower you would know that Team Raw is winning tonight. I do recall, Team Smackdown winning last year. I don't think they're going to allow Smackdown to embarrass Monday Night Raw two years in a row. 

Welcome back Rusty Jabbers thank you for joining me earlier on this morning for those of who may or may not have gotten my pre-Survivor Series newsletter. It's six o'clock we're about to get into the real thing within another hour. Right now we have the Kick Off Show. You know that, there always got to be WWE kick off show. 🤭 On the Kick Off Show tonight, we have Charly Caruso, Booker T, Jerry Lawler, JBL and Peter Rosenberg at the table. As far as, kick off matches there is actually a doosey in thirty minutes. A battle royal will be taking place. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:

DUAL BRAND BEST OF THE BEST BATTLE ROYAL: 

WINNER: THE MIZ 

Participants: Rey Mysterio, Dominic Mysterio, Murphy, Apollo Crews, Shinsuke Nakamura, Shelton Benjamin, Cedric Alexander, Robert Roode, Dolph Ziggler, Elias, Ricochet, The Miz, John Morrison, Kalisto, Angel Garza, Humberto Carrillo, Chad Gable and Jeff Hardy. 

Dominic and Chad Gable were the last two participants from the battle royal in the match. Dominic Mysterio eliminated Chad Gable. Dominic getting ready to celebrate his victory until The Miz return back into the match. The Miz eliminating Dominic. The Miz is now the one that's celebrating his victory. The referee states that The Miz's feet never touched the floor. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #01 

RAW MENS TEAM VS SMACKDOWN MENS TEAM 

Seth Rollins made himself a martyr. Seth Rollins sacrificed himself in this match on purpose. Sheamus eliminating Seth Rollins with the brogue kick and a pin.

Aj Styles eliminated Kevin Owens.

Matt Riddle eliminated King Corbin. 

Braun Strowman eliminated Otis.

Jey Uso is all alone now. The pressure is on him not to disappoint Smackdown and the Tribal Chief. Jey Uso hanging in there by himself but there is only so much one man can do on his own. Keith Lee eliminating Jey Uso. Roman Reigns will not be happy with Jey Uso. Roman Reigns has alot on his mind already with his match later on against Drew McIntyre. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #02

THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 

Great match between the four men in the ring tonight. Congratulations to the Street Profits on there victory. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 If the Street Profits ever want any respect from me, first thing they need to cut out are the fun and games and tom foolery and start getting serious inside that ring. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #03

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 

Seriously, Bobby Lashley needs The Hurt Business to be at ringside to go up against Sami Zayn. I admit Sami Zayn is probably wasting his time and health conditions in this match. Sami Zayn isn't any match for Bobby Lashley. At least, Sami Zayn would get a chance to have fun throughout the match. Do anything to embarrass Bobby Lashley. 

Roman Reigns met with Jey Uso and he is upset. He isn't upset that Team Smackdown lost. Roman Reigns is upset that Jey Uso lost, meaning he should of knew how to maintain his teammates. Every team needs a team leader, Roman Reigns telling Jey Uso that's what he should of been. Roman Reigns didn't want to discuss this further. Roman Reigns telling Jey Uso to go join your brother. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #04

SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ASUKA 

I give credit where credit is due. It was a great match. Sasha Banks and Asuka putting on a excellent performance. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Congratulations to the both of them. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #05

RAW WOMEN'S TEAM VS SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TEAM 

Raw Women's team already degrading Lana early in this match. Nia Jax want to make sure no members of the team tag her in. Raw Women's fighting Smackdown Women's team four against five. 

Peyton Royce eliminated Bayley 

Natalya eliminated Peyton Royce 

Lacey Evans eliminated Natalya 

Shayna Baszler locking the carabuda clutch on Ruby Riott. Ruby Riott fainting. 

Shayna Baszler eliminated Ruby Riott

Liv Morgan is irate over the elimination of her partner. 

Liv Morgan eliminated Lacey Evans 

Nia Jax eliminated Liv Morgan 

Bianca Bel Air is all alone in the ring. Okay Miss EST of the WWE its time to show us how strong you really are. 

Shayna Baszler and Bianca Bel Air locking up. Y'all remember the NXT history between these two. 

Shayna Baszler with another carabuda clutch locked in on Bianca Bel Air. Bianca Bel Air struggling to grab the ropes so Shayna Baszler can break the hold. Shayna Baszler never broke the hold, after Bianca Bel Air grabbed onto the ropes. Shayna Baszler is being disqualified. 

Nia Jax going for the announce table. I thought this was going to be for Lana. Instead Nia Jax making preparations for Bianca Bel Air to go through the announce table. Bianca Bel Air spearing Nia Jax into the barricade. Bianca Bel Air and Nia Jax have been counted out. 

Lana is the sole survivor. Nia Jax is irate over this. Lana in the ring celebrating while Nia Jax have that stupid look on her face. Nia Jax has no one to blame but herself. The reason why, Lana is the sole survivor in the first place because Nia Jax didn't want her to participate in the match. Technically that makes her the sole survivor because no one wanted to tag in Lana. Nia Jax idiotic plan backfired on her, lol.

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #06

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 

Who is the superior and who is the secondary champion? That is the question, what is the answer.

Roman Reigns taking it to war with Drew McIntyre. 

Drew McIntyre finally got a chance with a claymore kick but Roman Reigns knocking over the referee. 

Jey Uso coming back to help Roman Reigns

Roman Reigns with the low blow on Drew McIntyre followed by a super kick coming from Jey Uso. Roman Reigns locking in the guillotine. A new referee entering the ring. Drew McIntyre fading out. Roman Reigns goes for the pin. 

Roman Reigns meeting Jey Uso at the top of ramp. The two of them hug. Roman Reigns happy for tonight's victory but not Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre sitting there inside the ring. He's not letting this go. These two will meet again. 

THE UNDERTAKER FINAL FAREWELL.... Celebrating tonight 30 years of excellence from The Deadman. We have with us tonight and I would like to thank them for coming out here for The Undertaker's final farewell. All my best to The Undertaker. I wish you well, God Bless You! 

Shane McMahon 

The Big Show 

Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield 

Jeff Hardy 

Mick Foley

The Godfather 

The Godwins 

Savio Vega 

Rakishi 

Kevin Nash

Booker T

Shawn Michaels 

Ric Flair 

Triple H 

Kane 

Vince McMahon alone in the ring after the video tribute of The Undertaker. Vince McMahon had his own special words of The Undertaker before he introduces him to the ring on this final farewell. 

The Undertaker making his final farewell at Survivor Series towards the ring with those slow moving steps of his the last 30 years. The Undertaker saying his goodbyes.

Next WWE/NXT Events: 

NXT War Games Sunday December 06th

TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs Sunday December 20th

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!" 😊 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #01 AEW: Full Gear Pay Per View

Welcome back wrestling fans I hope y'all had a miserable life at quarantine and lock down the last nine months, lol. Tonight we get a chance once at drinking, smoking and wrestling live inside the Legends Bar. Looking forward to the AEW action. Let's see what Full Gear have in store for us. Tonight on the line the world tag team championships, FTR defend it against The Youngbucks. The Youngbucks tonight putting their careers on the line. If the The Youngbucks lose tonight match they promise not to face anyone for the tag team championships. Oh my God, such bull. I can't believe the Youngbucks would put their careers on the line. I need to see tonight's match to believe it. What else we have instore for tonight. Okay I got one, AEW's best kept secret MJF going up against AEW's fan favorite Chris Jericho. These two right here are going to pull off a very exciting and comical match. We also have another match that's going to be good, the pairing between Kenny Omega and Hangman Page. I already have my money on Hangman Page. You know me, I'm down with any brother thats with the bottle, lol. "HANGMAN COME ON YOU CAN DO IT, BRO!"  Another one of my favorite matches and I know some of y'all can agree with me. Tonight is to get Eddie Kingston say, I-Quit. I'm all for it. How many of y'all are with me. Let me hear you say "MOXLEY!"

Oh my God I can't believe this. This fucking Covid-19 crap getting on my nerves. You can't be serious, lol. A fucking line in front of Legends so we gotta wait. What are we waiting for. I hear motherfuckers in the bar already. The fucking pay per view started. I can't believe this motherfuckers actually going to check everyone's temperature that's on the line, smh. This is bullshit. My temperature isn't over 100. I don't know about these other fools on line. 

8:29pm, I'm finally in here just great but as soon as I got in here I missed one of my matches that I wanted to see tonight. Kenny Omega defeating Hangman Page. I walk into the Legends Bar on these two doofuses, 🤭

MATCH #02

ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEATED JOHN SILVER 

Up next Cody Rhodes verses Darby Allin another pair of two doofuses. Darby Allin gunning for Cody's TNT Television Championship. I don't give a shit about Cody or Darby Allin but if I had to choose I'll choose Darby Allin. Omg, they're give this match a 60 minute time limit. The crowd in here going crazy over Cody. Darby don't disappoint me because your shit anyway. For some strange reason I'm relying on. 

MATCH #03 "TNT TV CHAMPIONSHIP"

DARBY ALLIN DEFEAT CODY RHODES 

THANK YOU DARBY!

MATCH #04 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE

Vickie Guerrero more upset over the loss than Nyla, lol

This is that bullshit match I was talking about earlier between FTR and The Youngbucks. The match is about to take place. Remember what I said, If The Youngbucks loses they can not face anyone for the AEW tag team championships. The Youngbucks are stupid they should of made it like this instead. If we lose, we will not face FTR for the AEW tag team championships as long as they are holding the titles. 

MATCH #05 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT FTR

Wow, so The Youngbucks needed to create a stipulation to finally become the tag team champions, 🤭

Oh God I swear, Matt Hardy is a fucking loser. It's been damn near whole summer and then some and Matt Hardy been bullying and feuding with Sammy Guevara. This storyline is shit. Matt Hardy is a fucking clown. 

MATCH #06 

MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 

Yes, Hardy you deleted him can you go away and don't come back unless your competing with someone or in your case delete someone. 

AEW been alright we had our moments. Now its time for the moments of the pay per view I've wanted to see, "MAIN EVENT TIME!" First we have Chris Jericho vs MJF. MJF fighting for a seat in the Inner Circle. He must compete through Jericho to prove his worth.

Omg I can't believe these bitchass niggaz up in here singing Jericho's entrance music. Serious guys, Jericho's music isn't that good, smh.

MATCH #07 

MJF DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 

Okay, he did it 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MJF just got himself adopted by The Inner Circle, lol Congratulations 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Okay its time, sit back and enjoy both Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston slug it out blow for blow over championship gold and making your opponent say, I quit. I'm fully behind Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston is not ready for this spotlight yet. Those two maniacs are going to have a good time killing one another. 

MATCH #08 "I-QUIT MATCH"

JON MOXLEY DEFEAT EDDIE KINGSTON 

Jon Moxley next opponent Kenny Omega making his presence to toward the ring. Kenny Omega is looking forward to this. He perhaps never forgotten his loss a year for the championship against Jon Moxley. These two are looking to rekindle a little Deja Vu. 

NEXT PAY PER VIEW:

AEW: REVOLUTION FEBRUARY 27, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2020 Issue #02 "Hell In A Cell"

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Panel tonight with Jerry "The King" Lawler, Booker T, Kayla, Peter Rosenberg and Jeff Jarrett 

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Match "24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP"

R-TRUTH DEFEAT DREW GULAK 

Akira Tozawa and the Lucha House Party coming out after R-Truth. The 24/7 title must always be defended by its name. Drew Gulak not taking his loss very well. Drew Gulak calling out R-Truth's childhood idol by saying, "JOHN CENA SUCKS!" LOL, thats probably the one thing Drew Gulak and I can agree on. 

It won't be long, we're beginning now. Roman Reigns and Jey Uso in a I-Quit match for the universal championship and there will be consequences. 

MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ I-QUIT MATCH"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO 

Alot of high stakes against Jey Uso tonight. Roman Reigns stepping inside the Hell in the Cell for the forth time. Roman Reigns, a man who never been beaten. This is Jey Uso's first time inside a Hell in a Cell as a single competitor. The last time it was in tag team competition. Jey Uso all amped up for this match. Jey Uso with the leather strap on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with a spear on Jey Uso that's his third spear so far. Jey Uso not breathing. Roman Reigns have the leather strap now. Roman Reigns doing the ass whipping. Jey Uso getting a hold of the leather strap and using it as a weapon. Jey Uso have the leather strap tied around Roman's neck. Roman fading in and out. Roman refusing to say, I-Quit. Jey Uso bringing in a steel chair. Roman Reigns with another superman punch followed by the guillotine. Jey Uso laying flat on the canvas but refusing to say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns getting frustrated that Jey Uso won't say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns taking advantage of a defenseless man. Jey Uso still won't quit. The referee is concerned for Jey Uso's wellbeing. He's willing to stop this match. Roman Reigns stopping him and tossing him over the ropes. According to Roman, no one closing this match but him. Adam Pearce on the outside of the cage along with other referees and officials trying to reason with Roman Reigns. There's no reasoning with a lunatic. Roman Reigns with the metal steps held high over Jey Uso. We all know what he was about to do. Until, Jimmy slips in hovering over Jey to prevent that from happening. Jimmy Uso in the ring pouring his heart out to his Cousin Roman. Roman Reigns there with his fake compassion and fake tears. Roman Reigns offering a handshake to Jimmy. Jimmy Uso accepting it which only allowed Roman to put on the guillotine hold. Roman Reigns wouldn't release Jimmy Uso from hold. Jey Uso uttering the words, "I-Quit" just to save his brother. Of course, Roman Reigns is happy by his victory. Roman Reigns at the top of the ramp being anointed by both Haffa and Seka. Roman Reigns is now, The Head at the table.

MATCH #02 

ELIAS DEFEAT JEFF HARDY BY DISQUALIFICATION 

Jeff Hardy removing the quitar from Elias and using it on him. It look like Elias's plans have back fired. Elias laying there outside of the ring, he doesn't look much like a winner. At least he has a bullshit album coming out tomorrow, lmao. ELIAS "UNIVERSAL TRUTH" Coming out Monday, October 26th

MATCH #03 "Money In The Bank BRIEFCASE"

THE MIZ DEFEAT OTIS

Morrison doing everything he can from the outside to interfere. I'm not a big fan of Otis but The Miz sucks too. Otis have alot to prove tonight. 

John Morrison caught red-handed with the briefcase attempt over Otis head. The referee sending John Morrison to the locker room. 

"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" OMG, I can't believe it. Tucker just clocked his best friend over the head with the briefcase. And that was not inadvertent. That was straight up on purpose. Tucker stabbed Otis in the back. Like I said, I'm not a big fan of Otis. I'm not a big fan of backstabbers either. "FUCK YOU TUCKER!" 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

Congratulations to Bayley celebrating her 380 day reign as the SD Women's Champion. Although there is a possibility this maybe your last night. I'm not jinxing you boo. Bayley, whether your a champion or a non-champion you're still my #01 girl.

MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BAYLEY 

Sasha Banks using the chair around the neck of Bayley applying the bank statement. Sasha stomping on the chair. Bayley struggling in pain, she's being forced to tap out. 

Look like we're going to have something tonight between the Hurt Business and Retribution. Bobby Lashley waiting inside the ring for any member of Retribution to face him for the United States Championship. 

Slap Jack coming out answering the challenge. 

MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SLAP JACK

The Hell In A Cell pay per view must be on a intermission right now. They're preparing for the main event. Bobby Lashley making this look easy. Mustafa Ali setting up Bobby Lashley with an ambush. Mace and T-Bar on the attack. The rest of the Hurt Business in heavy pursuit to the ring as Retribution retreat. 

MATCH #06 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

RANDY ORTON DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 

The match is not underway. Randy Orton trying to get the upper hand on Drew McIntyre. These two are going at it outside of the cage. Okay, there finally in the cage the match have officially started. Drew McIntyre looking very excited to experience his first Hell in a Cell venture. I don't know anyone that calls themself, "The Scottish Psychopath". I don't think you would want to be locked inside a cage with that person. 

Randy Orton with the bolt cutters and escaping from the ring. Drew McIntyre going after him. Randy Orton looking to raise the stakes. Randy Orton taking this match to the top of the cage. Drew McIntyre being the daredevil that he is. He'll take this battle anywhere Randy Orton wants to go. This may not have been a good idea. Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre battling on the side of cage. Drew McIntyre comes tumbling down from 10 feet in the air into the Raw announcement table. Drew McIntyre gasping for air and coughing up blood. Randy Orton with his sick smile of enjoyment. You can tell Drew McIntyre is in pain but with his last gasp he manages to pull off a claymore. 

Drew McIntyre starting to gain a little momentum back. It look like he's about to do another claymore. Drew McIntyre isn't 100% at this point of the match. Drew McIntyre taking some time to rest. When Drew McIntyre was ready. It was too late, Randy Orton two steps ahead of him with the RKO and seizing the victory. Randy Orton becomes the 14X champion and now he's tied with Triple H. 

I'm trying to think as I write what was so awesome about tonight's pay per view. I just got finish watching six matches and they all sucked. If I had to choose a match tonight. I would say the Sasha Banks vs Bayley. I wasn't happy that Sasha won and became the new Smackdown women's champion. However those two ladies put on an excellent performance inside that Hell in a Cell. Bayley was incredible tonight especially for someone making her first Hell in a Cell debut. She did a great job inside the cell. 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover 31"

NXT Takeover 31 Kick Off Show Hosted By Scott Stanford and Sam Phillips 

Rhea Ripley letting it be known, "If I.O. wins she want back at the championship title. If Candice wins, it will be her shortest reign in history."

NXT Takeover 31 experiencing some Thunderdome tonight. Vince McMahon authorizing the LED walls to be set up.

MATCH #01 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO 

Will tonight be the Gargano Way. Johnny Gargano looking to gain his 2X North American Championship tonight. I see we're being joined tonight on commentary with Beth Phoenix, Vic Joseph and Wade Barrett (Welcome Back!) So far it have been 50/50 action between the two. Johnny Gargano with a barrage of offenses. Damien Priest countering every move, every time. I know, I may have put down Damien Priest alot since he's become the North American Champion but after tonight's match. I'm not going to judge nor criticize our North American Champion on how he lives his lifestyle. After watching this match, Damien Priest has the right to party with as many ladies as he prefer. Awesome match 👍🏿

MATCH #02

KUSHIDA DEFEAT THE VELVETEEN DREAM

Okay, not allowing himself to be introduced. Kushida bringing the fight to The Velveteen Dream before the opening bell. Kushida showing The Velveteen Dream what he created. The Velveteen Dream finally turning something around, off of the corner turnbuckle. The crowd here is for Kushida, you hear the love. Kushida with another attempt at locking in the armbar. The Velveteen Dream not escaping this time. The Velveteen Dream tapped out. Kushida wasn't satisfied. Kushida wanted to punish The Velveteen Dream some more. Kushida continued with the attacks. Security and referees couldn't hold him back. Kushida is unhinged!

MATCH #03 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

SANTOS ESCOBAR DEFEAT ISIAH SWERVE SCOTT 

I'm for Mr Scott. Mr Escobar needs to lose that championship and his alliance. Scott delivering a little extra on Escobar. Escobar wisely escaping to the outside. Scott with the rolling thunder followed by a pinfall, close call. Scott with a DDT on Escobar followed by a pinfall, another close call. Just what I was expecting and I know Isiah Swerve Scott was expecting as well. The Santos Escobar Bag of Tricks in the name of "Legado Del Fantasma". Joaquin Wilde and Raul Mendoza getting themselves involved. 

Scott hit his head on a exposed ring post. Santos Escobar taken advantage of it and utilizing it for his victory. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT CANDICE LERAE 

You know a year ago on October 4th 2019 if someone were to ask me, Do you think Candice Lerae deserve to be the women's champion of NXT. I would have said, yes. Of course, a year ago was a completely different Candice Lerae, a more nicer and sweeter Candice Lerae. Things change in one whole year. Candice Lerae have only been a heel for six months so far. During those six months Candice Lerae manage to make up for the years on NXT when she was being pushed to the side and overlooked. The question I ask, Can Miss Lerae finally add some jewelry to her NXT record book? 

I.O. Shirai regaining her championship who gives a shit. What I like was that look of shock on I.O. Shirai's face when Toni Storm appeared on the screen. Toni Storm giving everyone a warning. "NXT IS TONI TIME!" Oh yes, can't wait. It's Toni Time!  That wasn't all that startled I.O. Shirai, right after Toni Storm's video promo. Ember Moon coming into the NXT arena with motorcycle helmet and attire. You can imagine how surprised I was once Ember pulled off that helmet. Lol, I'm just laughing because I.O. Shirai only got more people aiming for that title.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

FINN BALOR DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY 

Hard hitting match, both men fought to the finish. Finn Balor leaving here tonight as NXT Champion with a bloody lip. Finn Balor respecting Kyle O'Reilly a little more after tonight's match. Kyle earned it. The Undisputed Era minus Adam Cole coming to the ring. 

Ridge Holland coming out carrying Adam Cole on his shoulder with no explanation. He dumps Adam Cole at ringside and leaves.

NEXT WWE & NXT EVENT:

Hell In A Cell Sunday, October 25, 2020

NXT Halloween Havoc Wednesday October 28, 2020