Friday, January 26, 2024

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2024 Issue #02 "ROYAL RUMBLE"

   

Today is the day, in only a couple of hours we'll be watching the Royal Rumble coming to you live from St. Petersburg, FL. 

It isn't much to discuss considering the card for tonight's Royal Rumble only has 04 matches scheduled. We have the United States Championship with Logan Paul putting his title on the line against Kevin Owens. Logan Paul, the internet cockaroach that uses WWE as a boost to his own career. My pick for this match is Kevin Owens. I have my doubts though. We all know how Kevin Owens love to fight. He maybe doing alot of fighting not just against Logan Paul. You can not rule out his (aka goons) alliances. Kevin Owens don't have anyone, he's all alone in that ring. 
A couple of weeks ago on Smackdown, Logan Paul had some legal documents drafted up for Kevin Owens stating the usage of the cast around Kevin Owens hand. "If that cast is used during the match, Logan Paul has plausible cause to stop the match from going any further," 
Talk about a sneak and a scumbag to come up with a default concept like that. 
Speaking of scumbags let's talk about our current champion, Roman Reigns. They have him scheduled tonight in a fatal four way match against 03 men from Smackdown that would love to see his title reign come to an end. Roman Reigns against Aj Styles, LA Knight and Randy Orton. Each of these 03 opponents have their own personal claim and vengeance seeking towards the Tribal Chief. 
Will, Roman Reigns survive tonight? 
He always does, Roman Reigns can not fight in a match without (the goonline) the Bloodline. 
Enough talking about these two bogus matches. Let's talk about what people came out here to see. The Men's and Women's Royal Rumble. My pick for the Men's Royal Rumble will be Cody Rhodes. Make Cody Rhodes a 02X Royal Rumble winner tonight. Don't no one deserve it more than him. All the crap, beatings and matches he defended in 2023. Cody Rhodes always came out on top. I know Cody Rhodes is probably going to get his ass kicked tonight. Don't sleep on Cody Rhodes, he can take an ass whupping. He can give one too. A true workhorseman is Cody Rhodes. 
Now with the Women's Royal Rumble its a little more difficult. I don't have one pick to choose. There are alot of options and good ones. We have Bianca Bel Air, Becky Lynch, Zoey Stark, Nia Jax, Raquel Rodriguez. Alot of top female competitors will be inside that ring. Who have the compatibility of taking down the champion of choice. Whether it's, Rhea Ripley or Iyo Sky.

You want to know the sad part about the Women's Royal Rumble. The majority of the females inside of this match. Figure about 80% are gunning for Rhea Ripley's WWE  Women's World Championship. There looking to end her title reign. 
No one really cares about Iyo Sky, as a champion. Maybe if Bianca Bel Air, Michin, Zelina Vega or Shotzi wins the rumble. One of these Smackdown opponents will go after Iyo Sky's title. 
Maybe, Bayley's dream will finally come true. She accomplished so much in the WWE. The one thing Bayley never accomplished was winning a Royal Rumble. You never know it could happen. Bayley wins the Royal Rumble and turn on the Damage Ctrl to face Iyo Sky for her title at Wrestlemania 40.
There's alot going on this evening. To all my Rusty Jabbers and social media observants enjoy the pay per view. 

THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA BEGINS.... 

PAT MCAFEE IS BACK! Corey Graves doesn't seem happy. Two years in row, Pat McAfee guest hosting the royal rumble. Corey Graves upset with Michael Cole because he kept it from him, lol. 

MATCH #01 
30 WOMEN ROYAL RUMBLE 
01. Natalya 
02. Naomi, Welcome Back!, Welcome Back!
03. Bayley 
04. Candace Lerae 
05. Jordynne Grace, wow she's participating.
06. Indi Hartwell 
07. Asuka 
08. Ivy Nile
09. Katana Chance 
10. Bianca Bel Air 
11. Kairi Sane 
12. Tegan Nox 
13. Kayden Carter 
14. Chelsea Green 
15. Piper Niven 
16. Xia Li 
17. Zelina Vega 
18. Maxxine Dupri
19. Nia Jax
20. Shotzi 
21. Becky Lynch 
22. Alba Fyre (Isla Dawn, not competing)
23. Shayna Baszler 
24. Valhalla 
25. Michin
26. Zoey Stark 
27. Roxanne Perez 
28. Jade Cargill, making her in ring debut 
29. Tiffany Stratton, It's Tiffy Time @ the        
       Royal Rumble 
30.  Liv Morgan, LIV MORGAN IS BACK, WOO

ELIMINATIONS FROM THE MATCHES....
1st elimination Indi Hartwell by Asuka 
2nd elimination Candace Lerae by Damage Ctrl 
3rd elimination Natalya by Tegan Nox 
4th elimination Tegan Nox by Bayley 
5th elimination Kairi Sane 
6th elimination Asuka by Bianca Bel Air, Kayden Carter and Katana Chance 
7th elimination Jordynne Grace by Bianca Bel Air 
8th elimination Kayden Carter by Piper Niven 
9th elimination Xia Li by Nia Jax 
10th elimination Ivy Nile by Nia Jax 
11th elimination Maxxine Dupri by Bayley 
12th elimination Piper Niven by Nia Jax 
13th elimination Katana Chance by Nia Jax 
14th elimination Chelsea Green by Becky Lynch 
15th elimination Valhalla by Nia Jax, Thanks to the delusional R-Truth for costing her the match. She never got a chance to compete in the rumble. 
16th elimination Alba Fyre by Naomi 
17th elimination Zelina Vega by Zoey Stark 
18th elimination Shayna Baszler by Nia Jax 
19th elimination Michin by Nia Jax 
20th elimination Shotzi by Nia Jax 
21st elimination Nia Jax by Jade Cargill 
22nd elimination Zoey Stark by Liv Morgan 
23rd elimination Roxanne Perez by Tiffany Stratton 
24th elimination Becky Lynch by Jade Cargill 
25th elimination Naomi by Jade Cargill 
(Naomi, lasted One hr/ 02mins in the rumble)
26th elimination Bianca Bel Air by Bayley 
27th elimination by Tiffany Stratton by Bayley 
28th elimination Jade Cargill by Bayley 
29th elimination Liv Morgan by Bayley 

BAYLEY, THE WINNER OF THE 2024 WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE, LASTING AN HOUR AND THREE MINUTES. 
Congratulations to Bayley I guess all her accomplishments with the WWE have been fulfilled. 

MATCH #02 "FATAL FOUR WAY"
"UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT AJ STYLES, RANDY ORTON AND LA KNIGHT 
This match is a waste of time. You already know Roman Reigns going home with the championship. 
Gee, Solo Sikoa I was wondering what was taking you so long. Randy Orton almost had him pinned. 
Aj Styles showing no mercy, beating down Roman Reigns with a steel chair. Aj Styles going after LA Knight with the steel chair and laying him out. 
Roman Reigns with a superman punch on Randy Orton. 
A spear to Aj Styles taking him down. Roman Reigns pinned Aj Styles. 
Roman Reigns title reign continues at 1, 245 days. 🥱 🤮

MATCH #03
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS 
I can't stand, Logan Paul. I'm not a huge fan of Kevin Owens either. I rather see, Kevin Owens as the new, United States Champion. 
Logan Paul aiming at the injured hand of Kevin Owens.
Logan Paul setting up to do the righthand knockout. 
Logan Paul's tko didn't have any effect on Kevin Owens.
Austin Theory handing Logan Paul a pair of brass knuckles during the match.
Kevin Owens taking it away from him. 
Kevin Owens knocked out Logan Paul with the brass knuckles. Kevin Owens attempting to pin Logan Paul. The referee seen Kevin Owens wearing the brass knuckles. 
Kevin Owens have been disqualified and Logan Paul remains the United States Champion. 
Kevin Owens taking his aggressions out on Logan Paul by making him pay. 
Kevin Owens slamming him into the steel steps. Kevin Owens then tossing Logan Paul through the commentary table. Kevin Owens being called off by security. He wanted to do more damage. 

MATCH #04
30 MEN ROYAL RUMBLE 
01. Jey Uso 
02. Jimmy Uso 
03. Grayson Waller 
04. Andrade 
05. Carmelo Hayes 
06. Shinsuke Nakamura 
07. Santos Escobar 
08. Karrion Kross 
09. Dominik Mysterio 
10. Carlito 
11. Bobby Lashley 
12. Ludwig Kaiser 
13. Austin Theory 
14. Finn Balor 
15. Cody Rhodes 
16. Bronson Reed 
17. Kofi Kingston 
18. Gunther 
19. Ivar
20. Bron Breakker 
21. Omos
22. Pat McAfee (He eliminationed himself in 
00.38 seconds)
23. JD McDonagh 
24. R-Truth 
25. The Miz
26. Damien Priest 
27. CM Punk 
28. Ricochet 
29. Drew McIntyre 
30. Sami Zayn 

ELIMINATION FROM THE MATCHES....
1st elimination Grayson Waller by Carmelo Hayes 
2nd elimination Santos Escobar by Carlito 
3rd elimination Carlito by Bobby Lashley 
4th elimination Karrion Kross by Bobby Lashley 
5th elimination Bobby Lashley by Karrion Kross 
6th elimination Carmelo Hayes by Finn Balor 
7th elimination Austin Theory by Cody Rhodes 
8th elimination Andrade by Bronson Reed 
9th elimination Shinsuke Nakamura by Cody Rhodes 
10th elimination Ludwig Kaiser by Kofi Kingston 
11th elimination Kofi Kingston by Gunther 
12th elimination Jimmy Uso by Bron Breakker 
13th elimination Finn Balor by Bron Breakker 
14th elimination Bronson Reed by Omos
15th elimination Omos by Bron Breakker 
16th elimination Ivar by Bron Breakker 
17th self-elimination, Pat McAfee 
18th elimination Bron Breakker by Dominik Mysterio 
19th elimination JD McDonagh by Jey Uso 
20th elimination R-Truth by Damien Priest 
21st elimination Dominik Mysterio by CM Punk 
22nd elimination The MIZ by Gunther 
23rd elimination Jey Uso by Gunther 
(Jey Uso lasting 50mins/50secs in the rumble.)
24th elimination Ricochet by Drew McIntyre 
25th elimination Damien Priest by Sami Zayn 
26th elimination Sami Zayn by Drew McIntyre 
27th elimination Drew McIntyre by CM Punk
28th elimination Gunther by Cody Rhodes 
29th elimination CM Punk by Cody Rhodes 

CONGRATULATIONS TO CODY RHODES WWE'S 02X ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

I see that Cody Rhodes is looking to end his story at Wrestlemania 40. Let's hope that dream can become a reality this year. 

Congratulations as well to Bayley for hanging in there throughout the whole rumble and  seizing your victory. Good luck to you at Wrestlemania 40 on the Champion that you choose. 

02X ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER'S IN HISTORY
Hulk Hogan 1990 and 1991
Shawn Michaels 1995 and 1996
Stone Cold Steve Austin 1997 and 1998
Triple H 2002 and 2016
Brock Lesnar 2003 and 2022
Batista 2005 and 2014
John Cena 2008 and 2013
Randy Orton 2009 and 2017
Edge 2010 and 2021
CODY RHODES 2023 AND 2024

I just hope everyone had a good time tonight. An awesome Royal Rumble event for both genders. The highlight of tonight other than the victories of Cody Rhodes and Bayley were seeing Jordynne Grace participating inside the rumble that and the in ring debut of Jade Cargill. There were other highlights taken place during the women's royal rumble. 



    
     NXT VENGEANCE DAY 
     Saturday, February 04, 2024

    
    ELIMINATION CHAMBER 
    Saturday, February 24, 2024
    
    
    STAND & DELIVER 
    Saturday, April 06, 2024


     WRESTLEMANIA 40
     Saturday, April 06, 2024 
     Saturday, April 07, 2024 

    
    BACKLASH FRANCE 
    Saturday, May 04, 2024 
    



   

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