Today is the day, in only a couple of hours we'll be watching the Royal Rumble coming to you live from St. Petersburg, FL.
It isn't much to discuss considering the card for tonight's Royal Rumble only has 04 matches scheduled. We have the United States Championship with Logan Paul putting his title on the line against Kevin Owens. Logan Paul, the internet cockaroach that uses WWE as a boost to his own career. My pick for this match is Kevin Owens. I have my doubts though. We all know how Kevin Owens love to fight. He maybe doing alot of fighting not just against Logan Paul. You can not rule out his (aka goons) alliances. Kevin Owens don't have anyone, he's all alone in that ring.
A couple of weeks ago on Smackdown, Logan Paul had some legal documents drafted up for Kevin Owens stating the usage of the cast around Kevin Owens hand. "If that cast is used during the match, Logan Paul has plausible cause to stop the match from going any further,"
Talk about a sneak and a scumbag to come up with a default concept like that.
Speaking of scumbags let's talk about our current champion, Roman Reigns. They have him scheduled tonight in a fatal four way match against 03 men from Smackdown that would love to see his title reign come to an end. Roman Reigns against Aj Styles, LA Knight and Randy Orton. Each of these 03 opponents have their own personal claim and vengeance seeking towards the Tribal Chief.
Will, Roman Reigns survive tonight?
He always does, Roman Reigns can not fight in a match without (the goonline) the Bloodline.
Enough talking about these two bogus matches. Let's talk about what people came out here to see. The Men's and Women's Royal Rumble. My pick for the Men's Royal Rumble will be Cody Rhodes. Make Cody Rhodes a 02X Royal Rumble winner tonight. Don't no one deserve it more than him. All the crap, beatings and matches he defended in 2023. Cody Rhodes always came out on top. I know Cody Rhodes is probably going to get his ass kicked tonight. Don't sleep on Cody Rhodes, he can take an ass whupping. He can give one too. A true workhorseman is Cody Rhodes.
Now with the Women's Royal Rumble its a little more difficult. I don't have one pick to choose. There are alot of options and good ones. We have Bianca Bel Air, Becky Lynch, Zoey Stark, Nia Jax, Raquel Rodriguez. Alot of top female competitors will be inside that ring. Who have the compatibility of taking down the champion of choice. Whether it's, Rhea Ripley or Iyo Sky.
You want to know the sad part about the Women's Royal Rumble. The majority of the females inside of this match. Figure about 80% are gunning for Rhea Ripley's WWE Women's World Championship. There looking to end her title reign.
No one really cares about Iyo Sky, as a champion. Maybe if Bianca Bel Air, Michin, Zelina Vega or Shotzi wins the rumble. One of these Smackdown opponents will go after Iyo Sky's title.
Maybe, Bayley's dream will finally come true. She accomplished so much in the WWE. The one thing Bayley never accomplished was winning a Royal Rumble. You never know it could happen. Bayley wins the Royal Rumble and turn on the Damage Ctrl to face Iyo Sky for her title at Wrestlemania 40.
There's alot going on this evening. To all my Rusty Jabbers and social media observants enjoy the pay per view.
THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA BEGINS....
PAT MCAFEE IS BACK! Corey Graves doesn't seem happy. Two years in row, Pat McAfee guest hosting the royal rumble. Corey Graves upset with Michael Cole because he kept it from him, lol.
MATCH #01
30 WOMEN ROYAL RUMBLE
01. Natalya
02. Naomi, Welcome Back!, Welcome Back!
03. Bayley
04. Candace Lerae
05. Jordynne Grace, wow she's participating.
06. Indi Hartwell
07. Asuka
08. Ivy Nile
09. Katana Chance
10. Bianca Bel Air
11. Kairi Sane
12. Tegan Nox
13. Kayden Carter
14. Chelsea Green
15. Piper Niven
16. Xia Li
17. Zelina Vega
18. Maxxine Dupri
19. Nia Jax
20. Shotzi
21. Becky Lynch
22. Alba Fyre (Isla Dawn, not competing)
23. Shayna Baszler
24. Valhalla
25. Michin
26. Zoey Stark
27. Roxanne Perez
28. Jade Cargill, making her in ring debut
29. Tiffany Stratton, It's Tiffy Time @ the
Royal Rumble
30. Liv Morgan, LIV MORGAN IS BACK, WOO
ELIMINATIONS FROM THE MATCHES....
1st elimination Indi Hartwell by Asuka
2nd elimination Candace Lerae by Damage Ctrl
3rd elimination Natalya by Tegan Nox
4th elimination Tegan Nox by Bayley
5th elimination Kairi Sane
6th elimination Asuka by Bianca Bel Air, Kayden Carter and Katana Chance
7th elimination Jordynne Grace by Bianca Bel Air
8th elimination Kayden Carter by Piper Niven
9th elimination Xia Li by Nia Jax
10th elimination Ivy Nile by Nia Jax
11th elimination Maxxine Dupri by Bayley
12th elimination Piper Niven by Nia Jax
13th elimination Katana Chance by Nia Jax
14th elimination Chelsea Green by Becky Lynch
15th elimination Valhalla by Nia Jax, Thanks to the delusional R-Truth for costing her the match. She never got a chance to compete in the rumble.
16th elimination Alba Fyre by Naomi
17th elimination Zelina Vega by Zoey Stark
18th elimination Shayna Baszler by Nia Jax
19th elimination Michin by Nia Jax
20th elimination Shotzi by Nia Jax
21st elimination Nia Jax by Jade Cargill
22nd elimination Zoey Stark by Liv Morgan
23rd elimination Roxanne Perez by Tiffany Stratton
24th elimination Becky Lynch by Jade Cargill
25th elimination Naomi by Jade Cargill
(Naomi, lasted One hr/ 02mins in the rumble)
26th elimination Bianca Bel Air by Bayley
27th elimination by Tiffany Stratton by Bayley
28th elimination Jade Cargill by Bayley
29th elimination Liv Morgan by Bayley
BAYLEY, THE WINNER OF THE 2024 WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE, LASTING AN HOUR AND THREE MINUTES.
Congratulations to Bayley I guess all her accomplishments with the WWE have been fulfilled.
MATCH #02 "FATAL FOUR WAY"
"UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT AJ STYLES, RANDY ORTON AND LA KNIGHT
This match is a waste of time. You already know Roman Reigns going home with the championship.
Gee, Solo Sikoa I was wondering what was taking you so long. Randy Orton almost had him pinned.
Aj Styles showing no mercy, beating down Roman Reigns with a steel chair. Aj Styles going after LA Knight with the steel chair and laying him out.
Roman Reigns with a superman punch on Randy Orton.
A spear to Aj Styles taking him down. Roman Reigns pinned Aj Styles.
Roman Reigns title reign continues at 1, 245 days. 🥱 🤮
MATCH #03
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
I can't stand, Logan Paul. I'm not a huge fan of Kevin Owens either. I rather see, Kevin Owens as the new, United States Champion.
Logan Paul aiming at the injured hand of Kevin Owens.
Logan Paul setting up to do the righthand knockout.
Logan Paul's tko didn't have any effect on Kevin Owens.
Austin Theory handing Logan Paul a pair of brass knuckles during the match.
Kevin Owens taking it away from him.
Kevin Owens knocked out Logan Paul with the brass knuckles. Kevin Owens attempting to pin Logan Paul. The referee seen Kevin Owens wearing the brass knuckles.
Kevin Owens have been disqualified and Logan Paul remains the United States Champion.
Kevin Owens taking his aggressions out on Logan Paul by making him pay.
Kevin Owens slamming him into the steel steps. Kevin Owens then tossing Logan Paul through the commentary table. Kevin Owens being called off by security. He wanted to do more damage.
MATCH #04
30 MEN ROYAL RUMBLE
01. Jey Uso
02. Jimmy Uso
03. Grayson Waller
04. Andrade
05. Carmelo Hayes
06. Shinsuke Nakamura
07. Santos Escobar
08. Karrion Kross
09. Dominik Mysterio
10. Carlito
11. Bobby Lashley
12. Ludwig Kaiser
13. Austin Theory
14. Finn Balor
15. Cody Rhodes
16. Bronson Reed
17. Kofi Kingston
18. Gunther
19. Ivar
20. Bron Breakker
21. Omos
22. Pat McAfee (He eliminationed himself in
00.38 seconds)
23. JD McDonagh
24. R-Truth
25. The Miz
26. Damien Priest
27. CM Punk
28. Ricochet
29. Drew McIntyre
30. Sami Zayn
ELIMINATION FROM THE MATCHES....
1st elimination Grayson Waller by Carmelo Hayes
2nd elimination Santos Escobar by Carlito
3rd elimination Carlito by Bobby Lashley
4th elimination Karrion Kross by Bobby Lashley
5th elimination Bobby Lashley by Karrion Kross
6th elimination Carmelo Hayes by Finn Balor
7th elimination Austin Theory by Cody Rhodes
8th elimination Andrade by Bronson Reed
9th elimination Shinsuke Nakamura by Cody Rhodes
10th elimination Ludwig Kaiser by Kofi Kingston
11th elimination Kofi Kingston by Gunther
12th elimination Jimmy Uso by Bron Breakker
13th elimination Finn Balor by Bron Breakker
14th elimination Bronson Reed by Omos
15th elimination Omos by Bron Breakker
16th elimination Ivar by Bron Breakker
17th self-elimination, Pat McAfee
18th elimination Bron Breakker by Dominik Mysterio
19th elimination JD McDonagh by Jey Uso
20th elimination R-Truth by Damien Priest
21st elimination Dominik Mysterio by CM Punk
22nd elimination The MIZ by Gunther
23rd elimination Jey Uso by Gunther
(Jey Uso lasting 50mins/50secs in the rumble.)
24th elimination Ricochet by Drew McIntyre
25th elimination Damien Priest by Sami Zayn
26th elimination Sami Zayn by Drew McIntyre
27th elimination Drew McIntyre by CM Punk
28th elimination Gunther by Cody Rhodes
29th elimination CM Punk by Cody Rhodes
CONGRATULATIONS TO CODY RHODES WWE'S 02X ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I see that Cody Rhodes is looking to end his story at Wrestlemania 40. Let's hope that dream can become a reality this year.
Congratulations as well to Bayley for hanging in there throughout the whole rumble and seizing your victory. Good luck to you at Wrestlemania 40 on the Champion that you choose.
02X ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER'S IN HISTORY
Hulk Hogan 1990 and 1991
Shawn Michaels 1995 and 1996
Stone Cold Steve Austin 1997 and 1998
Triple H 2002 and 2016
Brock Lesnar 2003 and 2022
Batista 2005 and 2014
John Cena 2008 and 2013
Randy Orton 2009 and 2017
Edge 2010 and 2021
CODY RHODES 2023 AND 2024
I just hope everyone had a good time tonight. An awesome Royal Rumble event for both genders. The highlight of tonight other than the victories of Cody Rhodes and Bayley were seeing Jordynne Grace participating inside the rumble that and the in ring debut of Jade Cargill. There were other highlights taken place during the women's royal rumble.
NXT VENGEANCE DAY
Saturday, February 04, 2024
ELIMINATION CHAMBER
Saturday, February 24, 2024
STAND & DELIVER
Saturday, April 06, 2024
WRESTLEMANIA 40
Saturday, April 06, 2024
Saturday, April 07, 2024
BACKLASH FRANCE
Saturday, May 04, 2024
