Friday, November 4, 2022

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2022 Issue #01 "Crown Jewel" Pay Per View

Good Morning, social media getting ready and prepared for Crown Jewel Pay Per View. I hear there is about 09 cards on this afternoon's line up. That is correct, this afternoon WWE Crown Jewel is scheduled to begin at 12pm United States time. Crown Jewel being bought to you all the way from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ 
The match that everyone is talking about and everyone cannot get off their minds seems to be the Roman Reigns verse Logan Paul match. πŸ₯±  What a big waste of time and money to sit down and watch this shitting match. We all know Roman Reigns will be leaving Riyadh, still the Undisputed Universal Champion. Logan Paul, he sucks another πŸ₯±. Logan Paul is just doing this to boost up his internet rating even more, as if its not high enough. Logan Paul isn't a wrestler, he's a social media geekozoid. 
I don't really care about Crown Jewel pay per view. The only good thing about it. At least its taking place during the day. Its not going to suck up my Saturday. 
The only thing that can make me happy on Saturday, November 05th. Bayley defeating that BITCH Bianca Bel Air for the Raw Women's Championship. If that happens today nothing else matters on Crown Jewel. 

MATCH #01
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
Okay, I'm not very high on Bobby Lashley but Brock Lesnar have been a disappointment since losing the championship. If Brock Lesnar wins this afternoon. I want to see some old, Lesnar bought out of him. I'm still behind Bobby Lashley. 
Brock Lesnar survived the hurtlock by Bobby Lashley. Brock Lesnar refuse to break it. 
Bobby Lashley is pissed off. Bobby Lashley should be the winner of match considering the fact he dominated it through the majority. 

MATCH #02 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DAMAGE CTRL DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS & ASUKA
I really hate saying this. I hope Asuka and Alexa Bliss retain the titles in this match. If Damage Ctrl wins, then you know what that means. There is no chance of Bayley winning this afternoon. OMG, I can't believe it, Nikki Cross pushing Alexa Bliss off of the ring post. Dakota Kai pinning Alexa Bliss. Damage Ctrl becoming the 02X Champions. 

MATCH #03 "STEEL CAGE"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT KARRION KROSS 
Drew McIntyre slamming the cage door shut. He is looking to annihilate Karrion Kross inside this cage. 
Drew McIntyre crawling towards the cage door. Scarlett sprayed the cage official with mace. She sprayed Drew McIntyre with mace. Scarlett with the key and locking the cage door. Drew McIntyre climbing over the cage. Scarlett didn't have enough time to unlock the cage door. Drew McIntyre made it over. 

MATCH #04 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE JUDGEMENT DAY DEFEAT THE O.C.
Both teams killing one another. Judgement Day and The OC taking control. Alot of energy during this match. Rhea Ripley (aka The Decisive Factor) tossing Aj Styles onto the side of the canvas. Fin Balor with cutegra. 

MATCH #05
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT OMOS 
🀭 Bullshit! Omos finally in a pay per view facing real talent against Braun Strowman. This match is still 🀭. Braun Strowman is still going to win.  Bathroom Break πŸ›
This match still going on. Oh for a minute there. I was about to be disappointed by Braun Strowman. If they would of let that Nigerian doufus win.πŸ–•πŸΏ

MATCH #06 "UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT BRAWLING BRUTES 
I want Sami Zayn and Solo Sikoa to stay out of this match. The Usos need to maintain their 475 day record on their own. 
Next week on Smackdown The Usos will face The New Day for the "Undisputed Tag Team Championships" The New Day. The New Day's record is about to broken by The Usos. 

MATCH #07 "LAST WOMEN'S STANDING MATCH"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BAYLEY 
I was 120% behind Bayley earlier, now I'm not sure anymore. Considering the fact, Damage Ctrl won the women's tag team championships for 2nd time. I can't see all three Damage Ctrl members carrying a championship belt. 
I love Bayley, She's fucking crazy 😜. 
How many times am I going to tell y'all. Bianca Bel Air is a BITCH. Bianca Bel Air cheated, she had Bayley wrapped between a ladder. Bayley had no way of escaping before the count of 10. That is not how a last man or women standing match go. I knew this BITCH was going to ended up retaining the title. 

Bray Wyatt coming out to embrace the crowd of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. The crowd have the fireflies in the sky. Uncle Howdy interrupting Bray Wyatt over the video tron asking him, Why do you were a mask? Uncle Howdy wants Bray Wyatt to tell him an answer on Raw. 

MATCH 08 "UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT LOGAN PAUL 
Truthfully I don't like Roman Reigns. I hope Roman Reigns defeat Logan Paul in 10 minutes. Like I mentioned earlier, this match is a joke. Anyone still watching Crown Jewel right now, should either turn off peacock or go on another bathroom πŸ› break. 
Logan Paul with his own version of the superman punch knocking out Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns managing to recover.
Logan Paul with his one lucky punch. Roman Reigns kicking out of it. Logan Paul with another superman punch on Roman Reigns.  Roman Reigns keep kicking out. Logan Paul placing Roman Reigns over the announce table. Logan Paul taking a selfie off the ring post on top of Roman Reigns laying on the announce table. The Usos coming down to the ringside. They have gotten themselves into a brawl with some Crown Jewel attendents in the front row. Jake Paul coming out to help Logan Paul. Jake Paul beating down The Usos. Solo Sikoa wanted a piece of Jake Paul. Security trying to break it up. The Usos looking to attack Jake from behind. Logan flying out the middle of the ring and taking out The Usos. Once Logan Paul got back inside of the ring. Roman Reigns hitting Logan Paul with the superman punch and laying him out. Roman Reigns with a spear taking down Logan Paul for the pin.

Next WWE Events: 
Survivor Series, Sat., November 26th 
Boston, Massachusetts 

WWE Holiday Tour @ MSG
Mon., December 26th 

Royal Rumble, Sat., January 28th 
San Antonio, Texas 

Elimination Chamber, Sat., February 18th
Montreal, Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 

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