Saturday, April 2, 2022

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter: WRESTLEMANIA 38 Saturday Night 01 April 2022 Issue #02

Just got finish watching, NXT Stand and Deliver. I had an awesome afternoon with one pay per view. I'm not going to lie I think Stand and Deliver was a good show today. I know some of you morons may not agree. I know how much you love WWE and Roman Reigns but I have to keep it real and be honest. I enjoyed Stand and Deliver this afternoon. I don't want to say this but after reading the Wrestlemania card I just have a feeling there won't be anything impressive about tonight. I want to be proven wrong. 

Okay I'am back here for the evening getting ready for Wrestlemania Night 01. Right now the kick off show taking place. We have tonight in the panel, I believe we have our  usual five Kayla Braxton, Jerry The King Lawler, Peter Rosenberg Booker T and Kevin Patrick.
Jake Logan ( brother of Logan Paul) first one on the panel. Jake Paul giving his brother alot of support for tonight. Both for him and The Miz. 
Madcap Moss, 2022 Andre The Giant winner ๐Ÿ† coming out to join the kick off panel. Madcap Moss freestyling his horrible jokes off to the audience. ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️๐Ÿคญ 
Omg, Madcap Moss he sucks, smh.

Titus O'Neil, the WWE Ambassador with an announcement about a $20,000.00 grant being offered. 

Performing, "America The Beautiful"  Brantley
Gilbert 

Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Seriously what's with all this uncalled for entertainment, smh. There just wasting time on nonsense. ๐Ÿคญ

MATCH #01 "SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & RICK BOOGS 
The Usos have held these titles for 257 days.  Rick Boogs and Shinsuke Nakamura are looking to break that record and become the new SD tag team champions. It look like Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick Boogs didn't make it happen. Rick Boogs injuring himself during the match. EMT's needed to escort him back to his dressing room. 
The Usos regaining their championship. 

Drew McIntyre verses Happy Corbin is up next. Who gives a shit about this match. I'm going to the bathroom. This match is ๐Ÿคญ

MATCH #02 
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT HAPPY CORBIN 
Drew McIntyre for once and for all, McIntyre looking to end this with Happy Corbin. Madcap Moss staying at ringside. 
Madcap Moss on the apron celebrating Happy Corbin. Happy Corbin telling Moss to get off. Drew McIntyre taking out Happy Corbin. Happy Corbin fell victim to the distraction. 
Drew McIntyre preparing for a claymore on Happy Corbin. Madcap Moss pulling Happy Corbin out of the ring. Drew McIntyre flying through the air taking out both Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin. 
Drew McIntyre with a claymore on Happy Corbin. Drew McIntyre in the celebrating. Madcap Moss trying to sneak attack on Drew McIntyre. He was just too smart for him.
Drew McIntyre slicing the ropes almost taking off Madcap Moss's head (LOL) but he manage to escape. 

MATCH #03 
THE MIZ & LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT THE MYSTERIOS ๐Ÿคฎ
The Miz with a skull crushing finally on Logan Paul. LMAO, I have no remorse for Logan Paul. This is what happens when you align yourself with a scumbag. The Miz's ego is too big to be shared with Logan Paul, lol.

MATCH #04 " RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 
Becky Lynch entering tonight in grand style,  driving onto the ramp in a svu looking good with her new hairstyle.๐Ÿ’‹ 
Of course, this bitch gotta have a special entrance because everyone in the WWE stay eating her pussy. Get out this bitches kunt already, her pussy can't be that good. 
The Texas marching band getting in line for Bianca Bel Air.
Becky do whatever you gotta do, fuck that bitch up.
You know what I don't really care if Bianca Bel Air becomes the new Raw Women's Champion tonight. As long as, Becky Lynch make Bianca Bel Air earn it tonight. 
Bianca Bel Air is the new champion. Just like the spoiler said a couple of weeks ago on YouTube. 
Don't worry, Becky with or without the title you'll always be my champion. Bianca Bel Air becoming the new champion, she'll always be a bitch. Fuck๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟher. 

Next up is probably the most interesting match of the evening. It gotten everyone talking and wondering who is the mystery opponent of Seth Rollins tonight. There were alot of good suggestions and bad ones. I just hope what I read this week on Twitter isn't true about Chris Masters volunteering for tonight to take on Seth Rollins. I don't want to see, dinosaur Chris Masters face Seth Rollins tonight. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ
Seth Rollins in the ring waiting. The Cody chants started. Omg, no he didn't. The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes is on Wrestlemania, I can't fuckin' believe this shit. He better win. I don't give a shit too much about Cody Rhodes but if your going to have him appear tonight. I would expect he'll be the one with the victory. 

MATCH #05 "mystery opponent for Seth Rollins"
CODY RHODES DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
Cody Rhodes receiving the love from the fans her tonight in the AT&T Stadium after six years. 
These two are both evenly matched in the ring. They're putting on a hell of a match between the two. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ  Seth Rollins getting a little irate because he haven't been able to pin Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes leaving here tonight with a victory over Seth Rollins. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ 

THE CLASS OF 2022; WWE HALL OF FAME:
The Steiner Brothers, Siliana Gaspard and Areyah Gaspard, Queen Sharmelle, Debe and Jesse White and The Undertaker 

MATCH #06 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHONDA ROUSEY 
We just got through witnessing my girl, Becky Lynch lose her Raw championship. Can that happen tonight to Charlotte Flair? The only difference in this match. I'm actually routing against the championship holder. LET'S GO RHONDA! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ  
Why is peacock acting up during this match? Don't do that, this is a good one. 
Rhonda Rousey getting screwed. She had a pin on Charlotte. Charlotte with her veteran instinct putting her foot on the ropes. The referee calling for the bell. 
Ronda Rousey got screwed again. Ronda Rousey had Charlotte down and made her tap out. Unfortunately, the referee was knocked out at the time. Charlotte Flair getting the pin on Ronda Rousey. 

Kevin Owens biggest moment on Wrestlemania is to stun Stone Cold Steve Austin. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ  Wow, what a night I can't wait to see it. This K.O. show tonight better lead into a impromptu match. 

THE K. O. SHOW.... Kevin Owens heading down the ramp towards the ring. There it is, the Texas and Stone Cold Steve Austin bashing begin. Okay, Stone Cold Steve Austin heard enough. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ  "AUSTIN 3:16 IS BACK!" Stone Cold Steve Austin driving down the ramp on his atv. Stone Cold Steve Austin destroying the K. O. set. Kevin Owens trying to calm down  Stone Cold Steve Austin, he still wants to talk. Kevin Owens wants to challenge Stone Cold Steve Austin to a match. According to Kevin Owens not just any match. A "no holds barred match". Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't saying anything right now. Stone Cold Steve Austin wants to hear it from the fans what he should do. They all gave him a, "HELL YEAH!" LOL I always liked it when Stone Cold Steve Austin did that. "LET ME GET A HELL YEAH!", LOL 

MATCH #07 "NO HOLDS BARRED"
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS 
Kevin Owens can't take it anymore. He tried to escape by using Stone Cold Steve Austin's atv. Kevin Owens having a little trouble with the ignition. Stone Cold Steve Austin helping out Kevin Owens by riding him up the ramp. 
Stone Cold Steve Austin sucking down the Broken Skull American lager. Kevin Owens taking advantage with the stunner but Stone Cold Steve Austin kicked out. 
Kevin Owens with a steel chair from behind on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting Kevin Owens with a stunner. 
Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring celebrating with his lager. Stone Cold Steve Austin laying another stunner on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens being carried away. Stone Cold Steve Austin having a good time as they close out Wrestlemania 38 Night 01. 

I hope everyone had a wonderful night and enjoyed themselves. All 77, 899 of them sitting inside the AT&T Stadium. 
This pay per view sucked three out of seven matches were good tonight. ๐Ÿคญ Wrestlemania was all entertainment. Too much Hollywood going on tonight. 




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