Sunday, April 3, 2022

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter: WRESTLEMANIA 38 Sunday Night 02 April 2022 Issue #03

Did everyone enjoy last night's stupendous pay per view, lol. There weren't anything stupendous about Wrestlemania Night 01. I think stupid is the proper terminology to describe Wrestlemania Night 01. There isn't a person who happens to be a true follower of wrestling. Can not tell me they enjoyed last night's event. There were only three good matches to me. At least when I watched, Stand and Deliver they had four good matches plus multiple title changes. Fine, if you want to say Becky Lynch lost her title last night. That's one of the matches that sucked. As mentioned earlier, Wrestlemania is all about its celebrity status than its wrestling creditability.

I'm in Legends Bar enjoying myself and the atmosphere. I'm not looking forward to Wrestlemania Night 02. I'm definitely not looking forward to this two hour kick off show going on, omg. I need to order supper during all of this talking. ๐Ÿคญ 
Good the kick off show is finally over. Now we can get this pay per view started. Although I do not know what to expect. What I do know, after last night's affair. I know what to accept.

Performing, "America The Beautiful" tonight... Jessie James Decker 

IT'S TIME FOR THE GAME! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ
Triple H coming out here. Triple H saying thank you and showing his love. Triple H leaving his boot in the middle of the ring. The boot is a sign of his retirement. 

MATCH #01 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 
RK-BRO DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS AND THE ALPHA ACADEMY 
Come on RK-Bro, don't let me down. 
WOOOHOOO, that's what I'm talking, RK-BRO ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ YES YES YES YES YES 
Street Profits getting ready to share some beverages with RK-Bro and inviting Olympian, Gable Stevenson into the ring. Chad Gable smacking the drink out of the hand of Gable Stevenson. Both groups exited the ring, The Street Profits and Rk-Bro leaving Gable Stevenson alone with Chad Gable. Gable Stevenson with a bear hug wrap tight around Chad Gable, slamming him unto the canvas. 

MATCH #02
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT OMOS
Two beast in carnage tearing at one another inside the ring. Bobby Lashley winning this match and breaking the undefeated streak of Omos. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

MATCH #03 "ANYTHING GOES MATCH"
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 
This match is a joke. I don't really care who wins. Johnny Knoxville bringing his whole Jackass posse out here tonight. 
I won't be paying attention. I'm going back to the bar. Johnny Knoxville defeating Sami Zayn with the assistance by his Jackass Crew throughout the match. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP FATAL FOUR WAY"
NAOMI & SASHA BANKS DEFEAT LIV MORGAN & RHEA RIPLEY, SHAYNA BASZLER & NATALYA, QUEEN ZELINA & CARMELLA 
I'm looking forward to this match. This is the only female match that can bring me comfort after last night's disappointment between Becky Lynch vs Bianca Bel Air and Charlotte Flair vs Rhonda Rousey. I'm hoping for a set back from last night. My eyes are on Team Sasha n Naomi or Team Rhea n Liv. Either, one no let downs tonight. 
UH YES, SATISFACTION WOOOHOOO ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ SASHA BANKS AND NAOMI PULLING OFF TONIGHT'S VICTORY, THANK YOU JESUS, ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ 

MATCH #05
EDGE DEFEAT AJ STYLES 
I'm routing for Aj Styles all the way. This is probably going to be the most brutal match tonight next to Roman Reigns verses Brock Lesnar. 
Aj Styles tonight is showing Edge, the pitbull that he wanted released. Edge may be regretting his request. 
Damien Priest at ringside. 
After the match there seems to be a mysterious connection between Edge and Damien Priest making them pals all of a sudden. 

MATCH #06
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT SHEAMUS & RIDGE
 HOLLAND 
Why are Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods dressed like Big E? I understand that Big E is out of the WWE with a neck injury. Wearing Big E's wrestling outfits doesn't look cute, it  look stupid especially on Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods. 

HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2O22
THE UNDERTAKER coming out to a crowd of 78,453 all here tonight in attendance at the AT&T Stadium.

MATCH #07
PAT MCAFEE DEFEAT AUSTIN THEORY 
This is another match I want to see. I want Pat McAfee to get some retribution off of Austin Theory. Austin Theory is nothing but a little spoil brat, who hides behind Vince McMuffin, lol. 
Speaking of Vince McMuffin, he's coming to the ring for this match. Vince McMuffin introducing Austin Theory as the future Universal Champion. I wouldn't be surprised, in a few years he'll have Roman Reigns spot. 
The energy is all over Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee is beating the hell out of a douchbag, lol. Vince McMuffin doesn't look to happy. 
Pat McAfee pinning Austin Theory.

Pat McAfee calling out Vince McMuffin into the ring. Vince McMuffin getting into the ring to face Pat McAfee. 
MATCH #08 
VINCE MCMAHON DEFEAT PAT MCAFEE 
This was bullshit. How much did Pat McAfee get for this embarrassment. I hope it was alot. 

Stone Cold Steve Austin coming down the ramp. Stone Cold Steve Austin arguing with Vince. Austin Theory tried to get at Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold Steve Austin laying a stunner on Austin Theory. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon toasting to Wrestlemania. Stone Cold Steve Austin from behind with a stunner on Vince McMahon. Pat McAfee in the ring enjoying some beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin. A stunner on Pat McAfee.  Everyone getting stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin. 

MATCH #09 "WINNER TAKES ALL, UNIFICATION CHAMPIONSHIP" 
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 
I'm not going to do too much commenting over this match. I do not want to get emotional. I have a feeling that Roman Reigns will remain champion. I'm not getting my hopes up. I'm just going to watch this match and prepare myself for tonight's disappointment. 
Of course, Roman Reigns wins. I'm not surprised. WWE sucks!

Although the main event may have ruined my evening. I can say this, the rest of the show was good. Definitely a whole lot better than night 01. The results tonight's were much better than saturdays show. The only thing that may have ruined tonight that I wasn't pleased with besides Roman Reigns becoming a double champion. That would be Edge defeating Aj Styles. Other than that, Wrestlemania night 02, was a pretty decent show. I rate it a 06.

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW: 
BACKLASH, SUNDAY MAY 08, 2022

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter: WRESTLEMANIA 38 Saturday Night 01 April 2022 Issue #02

Just got finish watching, NXT Stand and Deliver. I had an awesome afternoon with one pay per view. I'm not going to lie I think Stand and Deliver was a good show today. I know some of you morons may not agree. I know how much you love WWE and Roman Reigns but I have to keep it real and be honest. I enjoyed Stand and Deliver this afternoon. I don't want to say this but after reading the Wrestlemania card I just have a feeling there won't be anything impressive about tonight. I want to be proven wrong. 

Okay I'am back here for the evening getting ready for Wrestlemania Night 01. Right now the kick off show taking place. We have tonight in the panel, I believe we have our  usual five Kayla Braxton, Jerry The King Lawler, Peter Rosenberg Booker T and Kevin Patrick.
Jake Logan ( brother of Logan Paul) first one on the panel. Jake Paul giving his brother alot of support for tonight. Both for him and The Miz. 
Madcap Moss, 2022 Andre The Giant winner ๐Ÿ† coming out to join the kick off panel. Madcap Moss freestyling his horrible jokes off to the audience. ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️๐Ÿคญ 
Omg, Madcap Moss he sucks, smh.

Titus O'Neil, the WWE Ambassador with an announcement about a $20,000.00 grant being offered. 

Performing, "America The Beautiful"  Brantley
Gilbert 

Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Seriously what's with all this uncalled for entertainment, smh. There just wasting time on nonsense. ๐Ÿคญ

MATCH #01 "SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & RICK BOOGS 
The Usos have held these titles for 257 days.  Rick Boogs and Shinsuke Nakamura are looking to break that record and become the new SD tag team champions. It look like Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick Boogs didn't make it happen. Rick Boogs injuring himself during the match. EMT's needed to escort him back to his dressing room. 
The Usos regaining their championship. 

Drew McIntyre verses Happy Corbin is up next. Who gives a shit about this match. I'm going to the bathroom. This match is ๐Ÿคญ

MATCH #02 
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT HAPPY CORBIN 
Drew McIntyre for once and for all, McIntyre looking to end this with Happy Corbin. Madcap Moss staying at ringside. 
Madcap Moss on the apron celebrating Happy Corbin. Happy Corbin telling Moss to get off. Drew McIntyre taking out Happy Corbin. Happy Corbin fell victim to the distraction. 
Drew McIntyre preparing for a claymore on Happy Corbin. Madcap Moss pulling Happy Corbin out of the ring. Drew McIntyre flying through the air taking out both Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin. 
Drew McIntyre with a claymore on Happy Corbin. Drew McIntyre in the celebrating. Madcap Moss trying to sneak attack on Drew McIntyre. He was just too smart for him.
Drew McIntyre slicing the ropes almost taking off Madcap Moss's head (LOL) but he manage to escape. 

MATCH #03 
THE MIZ & LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT THE MYSTERIOS ๐Ÿคฎ
The Miz with a skull crushing finally on Logan Paul. LMAO, I have no remorse for Logan Paul. This is what happens when you align yourself with a scumbag. The Miz's ego is too big to be shared with Logan Paul, lol.

MATCH #04 " RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 
Becky Lynch entering tonight in grand style,  driving onto the ramp in a svu looking good with her new hairstyle.๐Ÿ’‹ 
Of course, this bitch gotta have a special entrance because everyone in the WWE stay eating her pussy. Get out this bitches kunt already, her pussy can't be that good. 
The Texas marching band getting in line for Bianca Bel Air.
Becky do whatever you gotta do, fuck that bitch up.
You know what I don't really care if Bianca Bel Air becomes the new Raw Women's Champion tonight. As long as, Becky Lynch make Bianca Bel Air earn it tonight. 
Bianca Bel Air is the new champion. Just like the spoiler said a couple of weeks ago on YouTube. 
Don't worry, Becky with or without the title you'll always be my champion. Bianca Bel Air becoming the new champion, she'll always be a bitch. Fuck๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟher. 

Next up is probably the most interesting match of the evening. It gotten everyone talking and wondering who is the mystery opponent of Seth Rollins tonight. There were alot of good suggestions and bad ones. I just hope what I read this week on Twitter isn't true about Chris Masters volunteering for tonight to take on Seth Rollins. I don't want to see, dinosaur Chris Masters face Seth Rollins tonight. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ
Seth Rollins in the ring waiting. The Cody chants started. Omg, no he didn't. The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes is on Wrestlemania, I can't fuckin' believe this shit. He better win. I don't give a shit too much about Cody Rhodes but if your going to have him appear tonight. I would expect he'll be the one with the victory. 

MATCH #05 "mystery opponent for Seth Rollins"
CODY RHODES DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
Cody Rhodes receiving the love from the fans her tonight in the AT&T Stadium after six years. 
These two are both evenly matched in the ring. They're putting on a hell of a match between the two. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ  Seth Rollins getting a little irate because he haven't been able to pin Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes leaving here tonight with a victory over Seth Rollins. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ 

THE CLASS OF 2022; WWE HALL OF FAME:
The Steiner Brothers, Siliana Gaspard and Areyah Gaspard, Queen Sharmelle, Debe and Jesse White and The Undertaker 

MATCH #06 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHONDA ROUSEY 
We just got through witnessing my girl, Becky Lynch lose her Raw championship. Can that happen tonight to Charlotte Flair? The only difference in this match. I'm actually routing against the championship holder. LET'S GO RHONDA! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ  
Why is peacock acting up during this match? Don't do that, this is a good one. 
Rhonda Rousey getting screwed. She had a pin on Charlotte. Charlotte with her veteran instinct putting her foot on the ropes. The referee calling for the bell. 
Ronda Rousey got screwed again. Ronda Rousey had Charlotte down and made her tap out. Unfortunately, the referee was knocked out at the time. Charlotte Flair getting the pin on Ronda Rousey. 

Kevin Owens biggest moment on Wrestlemania is to stun Stone Cold Steve Austin. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ  Wow, what a night I can't wait to see it. This K.O. show tonight better lead into a impromptu match. 

THE K. O. SHOW.... Kevin Owens heading down the ramp towards the ring. There it is, the Texas and Stone Cold Steve Austin bashing begin. Okay, Stone Cold Steve Austin heard enough. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ  "AUSTIN 3:16 IS BACK!" Stone Cold Steve Austin driving down the ramp on his atv. Stone Cold Steve Austin destroying the K. O. set. Kevin Owens trying to calm down  Stone Cold Steve Austin, he still wants to talk. Kevin Owens wants to challenge Stone Cold Steve Austin to a match. According to Kevin Owens not just any match. A "no holds barred match". Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't saying anything right now. Stone Cold Steve Austin wants to hear it from the fans what he should do. They all gave him a, "HELL YEAH!" LOL I always liked it when Stone Cold Steve Austin did that. "LET ME GET A HELL YEAH!", LOL 

MATCH #07 "NO HOLDS BARRED"
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS 
Kevin Owens can't take it anymore. He tried to escape by using Stone Cold Steve Austin's atv. Kevin Owens having a little trouble with the ignition. Stone Cold Steve Austin helping out Kevin Owens by riding him up the ramp. 
Stone Cold Steve Austin sucking down the Broken Skull American lager. Kevin Owens taking advantage with the stunner but Stone Cold Steve Austin kicked out. 
Kevin Owens with a steel chair from behind on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting Kevin Owens with a stunner. 
Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring celebrating with his lager. Stone Cold Steve Austin laying another stunner on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens being carried away. Stone Cold Steve Austin having a good time as they close out Wrestlemania 38 Night 01. 

I hope everyone had a wonderful night and enjoyed themselves. All 77, 899 of them sitting inside the AT&T Stadium. 
This pay per view sucked three out of seven matches were good tonight. ๐Ÿคญ Wrestlemania was all entertainment. Too much Hollywood going on tonight. 




Rusty Jabbz Newsletter; NXT Stand And Deliver April 2022 Issue #01

Oh my God I can't believe I got up so early to prepare myself for a NXT/WWE pay per view.  ๐Ÿคฆ‍♂️ Stand and Deliver going down at 12pm this afternoon. How many of my Rusty Jabbers were actually up at 12 noon to watch this pay per view. I hope you guys were smart and did the right thing, watch the encore later on tonight in replacement of Wrestlemania Night 01, lol. Let's face it, we already know Wrestlemania weekend isn't going to be a great weekend. Stand and Deliver at the early start of this weekend is probably going to be the best pay per view. 
 
Okay, its good to see Beth Phoenix again hosting the Kick Off Show along with Sam Roberts and McKenzie Michelle. 

INDEX VS DUSIA.... Dexter Lumis and Duke Hudson competing to be the sexiest cowboy in Texas, omg ๐Ÿคญ These damn broads! This is how NXT are treating Indi Hartwell and Persia Pirotta like a bunch high school girls. 
 
They're doing too much talking on the kick off show you guys gotta wrap this up now. We have 21:00 minutes left. I want to see Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzales whup Toxic Attraction's ass and retrieve the new NXT tag team championship titles. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
RAQUEL GONZALES & DAKOTA KAI DEFEAT TOXIC ATTRACTION FOR THE NXT WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP 
Wendy Choo tossing a drink into the face of GiGi Dolan. Yes, that's all I wanted. I'm glad they won. I thought this reunion was staged to be a set up. I could be wrong it still can. In the meantime I'll just enjoy the new champions. Congratulations Raquel and Dakota.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

Okay, Stand and Deliver officially begins and look what we're kicking it off with.

MATCH #01 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/LADDER MATCH"
SANTOS ESCOBAR, SOLO SIKOA, GRAYSON WALLER, CAMERON GRIMES AND CARMELO HAYES 
All eyes on Sikoa or Grimes to pull off this afternoon's victory. It will suck if Hayes retrieve his title. I'm not looking forward to Escobar or Waller becoming champions. 
Legado Del Fantasma taking out Sanga. 
Legado Del Fantasma trying to take out Solo Sikoa. Solo Sikoa took care of them. 
Trick Williams with the ladder. Lol, omg he's afraid of heights. Cameron Grimes tilting over the ladder, lmao. Grayson Waller going viral. Grayson Waller had his chance at the North American Championship instead he chose to fly from the top of the ladder,  smh. Santos Escobar climbing up the ladder, Cameron Grimes taking him down. Cameron Grimes climbing up the ladder. There weren't anyone else around. Carmelo and Solo Sikoa was injured. Grayson Waller, I believe injured himself on purpose. There wasn't any reason for him to take that dive off of the ladder. He was standing right in front of the championship. (Totally rigged for Cameron Grimes victory)
YES, YES, YES, YES, THE NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, CAMERON GRIMES taking that title straight to the moon. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

MATCH #02
TONY D'ANGELO DEFEAT TOMMASO CIAMPA 
This match is scheduled to be Tommaso Ciampa's last match if he doesn't defeat Tony D'Angelo. This is a huge task for him. 
Tony D'Angelo defeating Tommaso Ciampa, omg. Tommaso Ciampa is leaving NXT. The crowd not showing the so call new Don of NXT any love. 

Triple H showing his love and respect to Tommaso Ciampa. Tommaso Ciampa will say his farewell and goodbyes, this Tuesday on NXT. 

MATCH #03 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
MSK DEFEATING THE CREED BROTHERS AND IMPERIUM 
MSK, becoming 02X NXT Tag Team Champions ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ Congratulations 
Awesome day so far alot of titles changing hands. Thank you, Jesus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ  

Cora Jade coming to the ring with her skateboarding crew, lol that was awesome. A crew of skateboarders around Cora Jade.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
MANDY ROSE DEFEAT CORA JADE, KAY LEE RAY AND IO SHIRAI
We just got finish watching a triple threat for the NXT tag team championships. Now we're about to get into a fatal four way for the NXT Women's Championship. Four women killing one another for the title. Who will the next champion be? I don't really care who's the next champion, as long as the title is off of that bitch Mandy Rose. 
I should have known. All these Neanderthal men sitting in the audience love Mandy Rose. Why am I not surprised. Mandy Rose pinning Kay Lee Ray and regaining her championship. ๐Ÿคญ
MATCH #05
GUNTHER DEFEAT LA KNIGHT 
Gunther is not in a good mood, after Imperium losing their tag team championships. Gunther looking to write some wrong. 
Gunther defeating LA Knight, message sent by the Ring General. 

Okay we're getting ready for the main event, Dolph Ziggler verses Bron Breakker. My money is on Bron Breakker. I don't want Dolph Ziggler leaving Dallas this afternoon with the NXT World Championship. I would like to see, Bron Breakker leaving here today as 02X champion. Just like we've seen MSK leave here earlier as 02X champions. I would like for the same thing to happen for Bron Breakker. 
MATCH #06 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT BRON BREAKKER 
Robert Roode grabbing at Bron Breakker's leg
Robert Roode being removed from the ring area. 
Dolph Ziggler with a superkick on Bron Breakker. Dolph Ziggler pinning Bron Breakker. Whatever, bullshit smh ๐Ÿคญ

Four out of seven isn't bad for this pay per view. At least there was title changes during this pay per view. How many titles are going to change at Wrestlemania Night 01 and 02, none. Unfortunately it weren't the ones I wanted but regardless Stand and Deliver still delivered. They will continuing delivering tonight if anyone is interested you can watch Stand and Deliver the encore show at 8pm. I advise you to do so, trust me your going to enjoy this much more than Wrestlemania Night 01.๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ  

I just want to thank NXT 2.0 for an awesome afternoon. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ