Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2020 Issue #03 "WWE Super Showdown"


I'm getting myself ready for this afternoon's WWE Pay Per View Super Showdown coming to you live from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. I've been having myself an awesome morning so far with total non stop action with the likes of Impact Wrestling, NXT and AEW. Just getting myself in that wrestling mood.
Taking in a special TGIThursday of pure wrestling entertainment. In a few moments WWE Super Showdown is about to go down. I would like to thank everyone for joining me this afternoon. We're in for a big surprise today. Let's get ready to make some noise. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH 
THE O.C. DEFEATED THE VIKING RAIDERS

MATCH #01 
TUWAIQ TROPHY GAUNTLET MATCH
Omg R-Truth entertaining Saudia Arabia with his garbage lyrics. I don't know about you but if I was a Saudia Arabian I would be offended by the lame lyrics coming from R-Truth's mouth. I know as a Hip Hop fan I'm definitely offended. 🤭 👎
R-TRUTH VS BOBBY LASHLEY VS ANDRADE VS ERICK ROWAN VS AJ STYLES VS REY MYSTERIO 
Bobby Lashley all over R-Truth, R-Truth coming back with some momentum over Bobby Lashley, Bobby Lashley wasting time with the pin, R-Truth eliminating Bobby Lashley, Bobby Lashley is livid, He just got himself embarrassed by R-Truth, next entry for the Gauntlet, The United States Champion Andrade, R-Truth have to continue with the gauntlet, Andrade out here finishing what Bobby Lashley started, R-Truth continuing to hang on despite the injuries he's feeling, R-Truth showing the crowd of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, R-Truth eliminating Andrade, next entry Erick Rowan, okay this will be a test for R-Truth, can he get pass Erick Rowan, R-Truth angered Erick Rowan, R-Truth knocked over the cage, Erick Rowan taking this personal now, Erick Rowan with the steel steps to the head of R-Truth, Erick Rowan getting himself disqualified, next entry its The Phenomenal Aj Styles, R-Truth made it this far but I'm pretty sure he has no idea where he's at, R-Truth been through some chaos since the start of the gauntlet match, Aj Styles mocking R-Truth, Aj Styles doing the cabbage patch and the running man, omg Aj Styles you need some rhythm, There isn't anything more disgusting than seeing a man with two left feet, Aj Styles eliminated R-Truth, next up is the final entry, Rey Mysterio, Rey Mysterio having some trouble making it to the ring, The OC taking care of Rey Mysterio, Aj Styles wants a forfeit on Rey Mysterio, The referee giving Rey Mysterio by the count of 10 to make it to the ring, Aj Styles is in for a big surprise tonight in Saudi Arabia, Its The Deadman The Undertaker responding to the Aj Styles internet challenges, Aj Styles was hoping to have The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 36, It look like The Undertaker is going to deliver Aj Styles a chokeslam 38 days earlier. 👏👏👏👏 WOOO HOOO The Undertaker pinning down Aj Styles for the victory. The Undertaker winning the prestigious Tuwaiq Trophy. 

MATCH #02  SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE MIZ & JOHN MORRISON DEFEATED THE NEW DAY, YES NEW CHAMPIONS 👏👏👏👏
Riyadh don't listen to Big E you should be sour. I'm praying for, that The New Day is dethroned here tonight in Saudi Arabia. The New Day with the upperhand on the match so far. Miz looking to wear down Big E with a sleeper hold. Morrison off the 2nd rope with a kick taking down Big E. Miz and Morrison taking charge of this match now. Kofi Kingston the legal man in the match. Momentum shifted back to The New Day. Kofi Kingston taking a trip to slam town courtesy of John Morrison. Big E feeling the YES kicks courtesy of The Miz. The Miz thought he had Big E beat with skull crushing finale. Big E kicking out at a count of 02. John Morrison with a steel chair across Kofi Kingston's face. The referee didn't see it. The Miz rolling up Kofi Kingston, holding onto the tights. Oh yes, fuckin' A new champions, WOOOOO,  I CAME TO PLAY, I CAME TO PLAY....  THE NEW DAY SUCKS, THE NEW DAY SUCKS, THE NEW DAY SUCKS. 

 MATCH #03 
ANGEL GARZA DEFEATED HUMBERTO CARRILLO, crappy victory WWE loves Garza. 
This is a match I'am very familiar with, family business. I couldn't tell you the amount of fights and arguments I ever had with a family member. Humberto Carrillo looking to teach his cousin, Angel Garza some lessons in family etiquette. Its been rumored that Humberto Carrillo is embarrassed to have a cousin like Angel Garza. 

MATCH #04 
"RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS & MURPHY DEFEATED THE STREET PROFITS 
Okay, tonight can be The Street Profits night live here in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Let's go guys, "Let's bring the swag like nobody can".
Angelo Dawkins not wasting anytime, a spear onto Murphy. Montez Forbes drop kick onto Murphy. Seth Rollins taking over for Murphy. Murphy capturing Montez Forbes in a sleeper. Seth Rollins back in there on Montez Forbes. Angelo Dawkins looking to get back in. Montez Forbes planting the  back of  Murphy into the barricade. Murphy dragging Angelo Dawkins off the apron. Montez Forbes missing his tag. Angelo Dawkins finally in the ring all over Seth Rollins. Murphy breaking things up. Montez Forbes with the tag, he's all over Seth Rollins. Murphy saving Seth Rollins. Angelo Dawkins blasting Murphy through the announce table. Murphy maybe out of this match for the moment. The Street Profits with a dual pedigree on Seth Rollins and Murphy. Seth Rollins with a stomp on Angelo Dawkins across the apron. Murphy reaping the benefits and closing it out with a victory. Seth Rollins and Murphy retained their tag team gold. 

MATCH #05 
MANSOOR DEFEATED DOLPH ZIGGLER 
This is probably the lamest match of Super Showdown. I don't know much about Mansoor. This is probably my third time seeing Mansoor in action. I'm down with Team Mansoor. Dolph Ziggler is a scumbag. Dolph Ziggler should go to Impact and join Reno Scum, he'll fit in perfectly. Robert Roode getting all up in the face of Mansoor. The referee trying to send Robert Roode to the back. Robert Roode being drop kicked by Mansoor. The match can continue one on one. I hope Otis comes out that would be nice. I don't think that will be happening Mansoor pulling off another victory in his hometown, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Give it up Rusty Jabbz for WWE's first Saudi Arabian superstar. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #06 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEATED RICOCHET 
Okay its up next, Ricochet's chance to prove himself to the WWE. Ricochet willing to face Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Championship. Can Ricochet pull off a victory here tonight and make it a Brock Lesnar upset. Let's see, RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET 
Ricochet has an advantage in this match. Brock Lesnar doesn't do well when it comes to smaller opponents. We seen it in the past with Seth Rollins, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. 
Ricochet coming out the gate fast. Brock Lesnar was just too dominate. Brock Lesnar making Ricochet's dreams just what they are dreams, smh.

MATCH #07 "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEATED KING CORBIN 
This match is bullshit. I'm getting sick and tired of Roman Reigns and King Corbin love affair. Roman Reigns promising this will be their final match. I really hope this is their final match. Roman Reigns need to find someone else to feud with. 🤭 💤 I'm going on a lunch break during this match. Y'all could sit here and watch this bullshit.
Oh wow, really Roman Reigns won, I had no idea. 🤭 I just hope Roman's word is bond, "IT'S THE LAST TIME!" 

MATCH #08 SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP 
BAYLEY DEFEATED NAOMI 
Okay, I'm back Rusty Jabbz. It's glow time. Screw, Naomi why won't she glow home. The only glow I wanna see is from my girl, Bayley having her hand raised in victory. If anyone going to make history in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia its going to be Bayley. Everyone saying that Bayley have never defeated Naomi. Tonight I want Bayley to prove the haters wrong. BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY 
Bayley with an aggressive elbow to Naomi taking her down to the mat. Bayley with the kicks to Naomi across her bread box. Naomi coming back with the chops. Bayley locking in the sleeper on Naomi. Bayley feeling the frustration of the Saudi Arabian audience. Naomi with a closeline. Naomi with a springboard kick. Naomi with a knee to Bayley. Naomi with the pin, Bayley reaching for the rope to break the pin count. Bayley pinning Naomi. Naomi kicking out of the Bayley to Belly. Bayley getting ugly and nasty right about now taking some control. Bayley tieing up Naomi's feet in Naomi's T-shirt. OMG, awesome girl, lmao. Bayley that's my girl! 👏👏👏👏👏 I think Bayley shut up the haters and prove to everyone that she can defeat Naomi, congratulations girl. 👏👏👏👏👏 Bayley continuing with her 279 day championship reign. 👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
GOLDBERG DEFEATED THE FIEND BRAY WYATT
Goldberg entering the arena. 
Oh God this match going to be sick. They say, The Fiend is known to change people. The Fiend changed Finn Balor and Seth Rollins. However, The Fiend failed with Daniel Bryan. Can, The Fiend possibly redeem himself by changing Goldberg. Goldberg right way with a spear. The Fiend locking in the mandolin claw. Goldberg already launched four spears at The Fiend. Goldberg must be feeling disappointment. Four spears and unable to take down The Fiend. Goldberg going down deep and putting away, The Fiend with The Jackhammer. OH MY FUCKIN' GOD, GOLDBERG HE DID IT, HE DID IT. Goldberg took down The Fiend. Goldberg is now a 02X Universal Champion. Fuckin' A, Goldberg took down The Fiend. Goldberg, congratulations 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 I can't believe this shit. This calls for a drink. All my motherfuckin' WWE and wrestling fans, let's celebrate the remainder of the afternoon. This is a cause for a celebration. I want to celebrate this same way on Saturday, when Jon Moxley dethrone Chris Jericho. 
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG 


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Elimination Chamber Sunday, March 08th at Wells Fargo Center Philadelphia, PA
WWE Hall Of Fame Thursday, April 02nd at Amalie Arena Tampa Bay, Fl
NXT Takeover Tampa Saturday, April 04th at 
Amalie Arena Tampa Bay, Fl
Wrestlemania 36 Sunday, April 05th at Raymond James Stadium Tampa Bay, Fl
NXT-UK Takeover Dublin Ireland April 26th 
Summerslam Sunday, August 23rd at TD Garden Arena Boston, Massachusetts 
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