Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #02 Smackdown Live @ Madison Square Garden

Good evening, Rusty Jabbers, awesome night last night, Monday Night Raw in the Mecca, Madison Square Garden. Yesss Sirrr! I had a awesome evening last night. The only downfall to my evening was sitting next to those cornballs in my same row. I sat next to a bunch of bitchass niggaz. I had to get away last night. I posted up in the hallway and watched the rest of Monday Night Raw over Sling TV.
Now, I'm off to another night at the Madison Square Garden. Smackdown Live and 205 Live going down tonight, uh man I can't wait.

What's instore for Smackdown live tonight. The semifinal match to the King of the Ring Tournament between Elias and Chad Gable.
Who do you think is going to win. Team Gable all the way, 💯 only for tonight though. Its Team Corbin on Sunday. 💯💯

I know, NYC standing strong in support of Elias. I know y'all muhfuckaz Walking With Elias tonight. Y'all love Elias the same way y'all bitchass niggaz are Jericholics.🖕 I'm on Team Gable for tonight even though I want Baron Corbin to capture the throne and crown on Sunday. Team Corbin all the way, bay bay.👊👊👊

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the return of The Deadman (The Undertaker) to Herald Square. Now that's whuts up, 🤟 Yesss Sirrr!!!

To everyone in the NYC and NJ  area coming out to The Garden tonight for Smackdown live I hope y'all have a awesome time.☝️

Smackdown kicking it off with The Undertaker... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME BACK TAKER!✊
The Undertaker being interrupted by Sami Zayn.
The Undertaker making Sami Zayn, REST IN PEACE!

Shane McMahon talking with Chad Gable backstage. Shane McMahon informing Chad Gable that Elias is unable to wrestle tonight. Shane McMahon has a replacement for Chad Gable.

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND ANDRADE
Shinsuke Nakamura attacking The Miz, after the match.

Look like, Chad Gable has his replacement for tonight. Elias signing off on it.... THE "PESSTTT IN THE WOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!", Shane McMuFFin taking on Chad Gable, omg. 🤦‍♂️

Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville coming to the ring. Mandy Rose talking shit about Ember Moon, putting down her appearance and her looks, calling her ugly.
MATCH #02
NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT MANDY ROSE
Look like Mandy Rose is the ugly one tonight after getting her ass kicked by Mandy Rose.

Okay, what is this bullshit. Please tell me this isn't on television right now.
After seeing that bullshit, I don't think I'm ready for a good time.

Being a jobber must really suck. Two unknown wrestlers about to face The Heavy Machinery and neither Corey Graves, Tom Phillips or Byron Saxton couldn't even mention their names. It sucks the way jobbers get played in wrestling promotions specifically in the WWE.

MATCH #03
THE HEAVY MACHINERY DEFEAT TWO JOBBERS, big fucking deal. 💤 🛌

Erick Rowan coming to the ring.
Roman Reigns coming out seeking revenge on Erick Rowan for last week's altercation.
Referees and security getting involved trying to stop the altercation. The fight between Erick Rowan and Roman Reigns escalated around the arena. Erick Rowan is fucking sick, lmao. Damn dun, yo did y'all see that? Rowan just used the television cameras as a weapon taking down Roman Reigns, the referees and the security team. It was like some sort of swinging camera. Oh man fucking crazy.🤟
Erick Rowan look like the new, Monster Among Men.

The New York Guardians, XFL February 2020

Charlotte Flair on commentary
MATCH #04
BAYLEY DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Bayley taking down Ember Moon with a belly to belly suplex.

Kofi Kingston coming out to talk about his upcoming match against Randy Orton this Sunday st Clash of Champions.... During the middle of his promo you hear those dreadful words, STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
Kofi Kingston letting off some steam. Kofi Kingston showing Randy Orton who's the stupid one. As, Randy Orton lay there beaten. The crowd screaming out, "LET THEM FIGHT!"

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: KEVIN OWENS
MATCH #05 "KING OF RING TOURNAMENT"
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON in less than a minute. Shane is very irate, he is now making this match a 2 out of 3 falls match.
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane McMahon tapping out.
Shane McMahon was so pissed at Kevin Owens. Shane firing Kevin Owens tonight.
Omg, what a crappy Smackdown main event. 💤 🛌

Smackdown is finally over, yawn. Lets move on to some real wrestling. 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205.
205 Live immediately after Smackdown Live....

205 LIVE:
MATCH #01
JACK GALLAGHER & KUSHIDA DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICKS & AKIRA TOZAWA
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 AWESOME, GREAT MATCH 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The Bollywood Actors Studio with The Singh Brothers....
This is really funny to see, The Singh Brothers getting more spotlight and shine than their mentor lately. What the hell happened to Jinder Mahal?

Sara interviewing Mike Kanellis

MATCH #02
HUMBERTO CARRILLO & LINCE DORADO VS DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
Drew Gulak and Tony Nese getting an early start with the punches. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese come out firing the first blow. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese attacking Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado before the first bell. Ariya Davouri coming out assisting Drew Gulak and Tony Nese in the beat down. Gran Metalik coming to the aide of Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado. Drew Gulak, Tony Nese and Ariya Davouri thinking they've gotten one up on Humberto Carrillo, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik. They are not letting this attack end like this. The match just became a 03 on 03 match.

MATCH #03 "06 MAN TAG TEAM"
HUMBERTO CARRILLO, GRAN METALIK AND LINCE DORADO DEFEAT DREW GULAK, ARIYA DAVOURI AND TONY NESE

The crowd is getting restless, this match have gone over for quite sometime. I'm wondering when are we going to see a pin count. The crowd is beginning to piss me off with this bullshit, "Baby" chants being directed at 205 Live. I'am not sure who the reference is made for. I believe its for either Tony Nese or Ariya Davouri. I don't care who its for, I just wish these stupid WWE fans just stop with the chants, smh.

Okay, we've come to our main event of the night. So, this is the bullshit these ignorant New York WWE fans been waiting for, a 18 second match of The Fiend taking down The B-Team, 💤 🛌 I fucking swear these moronic WWE fans like anything STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID coming from Vince McMuFFin, smh.

MATCH #04 "02 ON 01 HANDICAP MATCH"
THE FIEND DEFEAT THE B-TEAM

Okay, you don't need to ask me how my night went. I think you've already know. You also don't need to ask me, which was the better night.
RAW gets a 7.5 🤟
SMACKDOWN gets a 03 💤
205 LIVE gets a 06 👍

Upcoming Events:
WWE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH

WWE NXT PREMIERING ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH

WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR , RETURNING TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DECEMBER 26TH

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