Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #04 "Clash Of Champions"

CLASH  OF CHAMPIONS KICK OFF  SHOW:

MATCH #01 " CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW GULAK DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO AND LINCE DORADO

MATCH #02 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER
After The Match: Aj Styles calling for the rest of the O. C. members to make an example out of Cedric Alexander.

CLASH OF CHAMPIONS PAY PER VIEW:

MATCH #01 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS & BRAUN STROWMAN
Braun Strowman is upset at the loss of the losing the tag team championships. Braun Strowman blaming Seth Rollins for the loss and promises later, "SETH ROLLINS WILL GET THESE HANDS!"

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
Bayley removing the turnbuckle and leaving it exposed. Bayley smashing Charlotte's face into the exposed turnbuckle. Bayley pinning Charlotte and then taking her championship and dashing out of the arena like she's Jesse Owens, lol. Big disappointment here in the city of The Queen.

MATCH #03 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE REVIVAL DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
The Revival exploiting the injured knee of Xavier Woods. Xavier Woods tapping out to a figure four.

That was so cold, what Alexa Bliss just did. Alexa Bliss calling out R-Truth. Alexa Bliss letting everyone know that R- Truth is in the back, if anyone is interested in the 24/7 championship to come back here and get em.

MATCH #04 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT MANDY ROSE & SONYA DEVILLE
R-Truth came out running onto the ring being chased by a few WWE Superstars. Alexa Bliss tried to seize the opportunity and pin R-Truth. Alexa Bliss almost became the 02nd female 24/7 champion.
Nikki Cross pinning Mandy Rose

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT THE MIZ

MATCH #06 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH BY DISQUALIFICATION
Becky Lynch have been disqualified for attacking a referee. It was an accident, the chair shot was meant for Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks ducking out of the way. Becky Lynch inadvertently hitting the referee.

MATCH #07 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Randy Orton had many pin attempts. Randy Orton stalling at each count. It is obvious who might win this match. #teamkofi
I have a question for Randy Orton, who's stupid now, motherfucker? LMFAO!

MATCH #08 "NON DISQUALIFICATION"
ERICK ROWAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
Erick Rowan whupping the shit out of Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns still manage to survive. Roman Reigns taking a beating by Erick Rowan. How much does Roman Reigns have left in him? Roman Reigns returning the favor to Erick Rowan. Roman Reigns with the use of the swinging camera aimed at Erick Rowan. Roman Reigns setting up for another Superman punch attempt. OMFG, Guess who's back? Luke Harper from behind taking down Roman Reigns. #thebludgeonbrothersareback

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
Wow, 03 stomp attempts on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being able to kick out every 03 times. Seth Rollins with the pedigree followed by a 04th stomp, slaying The Monster Among Men. #sethrollinsthemonsterslayer

Uh oh, the lights just went out.
The Fiend holding Seth Rollins and taking him down with a Sister Abigail. The Fiend choking the life out of Seth Rollins.

Upcoming WWE Events:
Sunday, October 06th @ 6PM "HELL IN A CELL" PAY PER VIEW
Thursday, October 31st @ 12PM "CROWN JEWEL" PAY PER VIEW

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #03 "Hustlers"

A little different Saturday night than my normal. I wanted tonight to be different than sitting at home watching repeat episodes of Henry Danger and Drake and Josh. I stressed an interest in tonight's cinema at the Kent theatre on the westside of Flatbush, Brooklyn. I wanted to see the last night premiere of the movie, "Hustlers" starring Jennifer Lopez as Ramona, Constance Wu as Destiny, Keke Palmer as Mercedes, Lili Reinhart as Annabelle, Julia Stiles as Jennifer, Cardi B as Diamond and Madeline Brewer as Dawn.

The film is based on a group of females from the New York City area who had a passion for dancing and making money. Specifically making money off of rich, horny, executive white men from wall street. Everything were going fine until the money stop coming. A huge stock market crash stagnated the girls from making money. The money wasn't coming as fast as it used to be. They need to devise a scheme where they can make even more money off of these wall street executive losers. Ramona (Jennifer Lopez) the ring leader had a plan to drug the men with a particular drug that would make them pass out and forget what they have gotten themselves into. First in order for a plan like this to work you needed to first pick out a specific victim. A specific man who looks like he has money and also looks like he will be willing to spend money on four sexy females. The most important thing about this plan. The man have to be married. The girls always had to look for the wedding rings on their victims. Think about it a man with a wedding ring is the most easiest pick. No man in their right mind is going to report being robbed by four sexy female strippers to their wives.
At least that is what they thought until one man decided to make this public in hopes to prevent something like this happening to other men. Doug (Steven Boyer) the whistleblower went to the police to file a report on four women who he met at a strip club, who robbed him for all of his finances. In the process this lead to a decline of Doug's wife and his family. So you can understand his reasons for wanting to get back at these girls. A scheme like this taking advantage of desperate, lonely men could have went on forever. If it wasn't for Destiny (Constance Wu) having a heart and some compassion to what they have done to Doug.

This scam could of continued. Destiny wasn't too big on what they were doing. She needed to be convinced by her girl, Ramona on what they were about to do. Ramona and Destiny have been down with each other from day one. Destiny trusted Ramona and vice versa. These two were like sisters.

You wanna know something I just witnessed a film last night with the same exact concept called, "Jack Squad" released on DVD back in 2009. It was a film with three young black females from Decatur, Ga who were tired of being broke and they wanted to live that high society lifestyle. Until, one member had a change of heart and started thinking more realistically into the future.

It seems that a sense of distrust have occurred between Ramona and Destiny. It was as if the more money they made, the more problems would occur. Destiny began having doubts about what the girls have been doing to these guys. If I forgot to mention during this blog review. Destiny was actually the narrator of the film. The majority of the film was spent with Jennifer (Julia Stiles). They never really specified Jennifer's roll in the film. I believe everyone sitting here tonight inside this theatre assumed she may have been Destiny's psychiatrist. Destiny spent time with Jennifer giving a break down of how this all began.

Now, I'm not going to front I actually spent money on this film to see Cardi B's performance. I guess you can say I was robbed. Cardi B didn't have a major impact in the film. Regardless it was still cool seeing her. Cardi B played a wild hood type stripper named, Diamond. There was like only three scenes involving her. I just wish the script added her as one of the girls to be apart of the team. She probably would of been like the O-Dog of this film, lol.

Hustlers was awesome tonight. I most definitely enjoyed the film and my night. 💯
I most definitely reccomend this film to anyone who has an interest in seeing it. You're going to love it. Do you know why because RUSTY JABBZ SAYS SO, LET ME GET A HELL YEAH! 🤟 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #02 Smackdown Live @ Madison Square Garden

Good evening, Rusty Jabbers, awesome night last night, Monday Night Raw in the Mecca, Madison Square Garden. Yesss Sirrr! I had a awesome evening last night. The only downfall to my evening was sitting next to those cornballs in my same row. I sat next to a bunch of bitchass niggaz. I had to get away last night. I posted up in the hallway and watched the rest of Monday Night Raw over Sling TV.
Now, I'm off to another night at the Madison Square Garden. Smackdown Live and 205 Live going down tonight, uh man I can't wait.

What's instore for Smackdown live tonight. The semifinal match to the King of the Ring Tournament between Elias and Chad Gable.
Who do you think is going to win. Team Gable all the way, 💯 only for tonight though. Its Team Corbin on Sunday. 💯💯

I know, NYC standing strong in support of Elias. I know y'all muhfuckaz Walking With Elias tonight. Y'all love Elias the same way y'all bitchass niggaz are Jericholics.🖕 I'm on Team Gable for tonight even though I want Baron Corbin to capture the throne and crown on Sunday. Team Corbin all the way, bay bay.👊👊👊

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the return of The Deadman (The Undertaker) to Herald Square. Now that's whuts up, 🤟 Yesss Sirrr!!!

To everyone in the NYC and NJ  area coming out to The Garden tonight for Smackdown live I hope y'all have a awesome time.☝️

Smackdown kicking it off with The Undertaker... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME BACK TAKER!✊
The Undertaker being interrupted by Sami Zayn.
The Undertaker making Sami Zayn, REST IN PEACE!

Shane McMahon talking with Chad Gable backstage. Shane McMahon informing Chad Gable that Elias is unable to wrestle tonight. Shane McMahon has a replacement for Chad Gable.

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND ANDRADE
Shinsuke Nakamura attacking The Miz, after the match.

Look like, Chad Gable has his replacement for tonight. Elias signing off on it.... THE "PESSTTT IN THE WOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!", Shane McMuFFin taking on Chad Gable, omg. 🤦‍♂️

Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville coming to the ring. Mandy Rose talking shit about Ember Moon, putting down her appearance and her looks, calling her ugly.
MATCH #02
NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT MANDY ROSE
Look like Mandy Rose is the ugly one tonight after getting her ass kicked by Mandy Rose.

Okay, what is this bullshit. Please tell me this isn't on television right now.
After seeing that bullshit, I don't think I'm ready for a good time.

Being a jobber must really suck. Two unknown wrestlers about to face The Heavy Machinery and neither Corey Graves, Tom Phillips or Byron Saxton couldn't even mention their names. It sucks the way jobbers get played in wrestling promotions specifically in the WWE.

MATCH #03
THE HEAVY MACHINERY DEFEAT TWO JOBBERS, big fucking deal. 💤 🛌

Erick Rowan coming to the ring.
Roman Reigns coming out seeking revenge on Erick Rowan for last week's altercation.
Referees and security getting involved trying to stop the altercation. The fight between Erick Rowan and Roman Reigns escalated around the arena. Erick Rowan is fucking sick, lmao. Damn dun, yo did y'all see that? Rowan just used the television cameras as a weapon taking down Roman Reigns, the referees and the security team. It was like some sort of swinging camera. Oh man fucking crazy.🤟
Erick Rowan look like the new, Monster Among Men.

The New York Guardians, XFL February 2020

Charlotte Flair on commentary
MATCH #04
BAYLEY DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Bayley taking down Ember Moon with a belly to belly suplex.

Kofi Kingston coming out to talk about his upcoming match against Randy Orton this Sunday st Clash of Champions.... During the middle of his promo you hear those dreadful words, STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
Kofi Kingston letting off some steam. Kofi Kingston showing Randy Orton who's the stupid one. As, Randy Orton lay there beaten. The crowd screaming out, "LET THEM FIGHT!"

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: KEVIN OWENS
MATCH #05 "KING OF RING TOURNAMENT"
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON in less than a minute. Shane is very irate, he is now making this match a 2 out of 3 falls match.
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane McMahon tapping out.
Shane McMahon was so pissed at Kevin Owens. Shane firing Kevin Owens tonight.
Omg, what a crappy Smackdown main event. 💤 🛌

Smackdown is finally over, yawn. Lets move on to some real wrestling. 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205.
205 Live immediately after Smackdown Live....

205 LIVE:
MATCH #01
JACK GALLAGHER & KUSHIDA DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICKS & AKIRA TOZAWA
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 AWESOME, GREAT MATCH 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The Bollywood Actors Studio with The Singh Brothers....
This is really funny to see, The Singh Brothers getting more spotlight and shine than their mentor lately. What the hell happened to Jinder Mahal?

Sara interviewing Mike Kanellis

MATCH #02
HUMBERTO CARRILLO & LINCE DORADO VS DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
Drew Gulak and Tony Nese getting an early start with the punches. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese come out firing the first blow. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese attacking Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado before the first bell. Ariya Davouri coming out assisting Drew Gulak and Tony Nese in the beat down. Gran Metalik coming to the aide of Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado. Drew Gulak, Tony Nese and Ariya Davouri thinking they've gotten one up on Humberto Carrillo, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik. They are not letting this attack end like this. The match just became a 03 on 03 match.

MATCH #03 "06 MAN TAG TEAM"
HUMBERTO CARRILLO, GRAN METALIK AND LINCE DORADO DEFEAT DREW GULAK, ARIYA DAVOURI AND TONY NESE

The crowd is getting restless, this match have gone over for quite sometime. I'm wondering when are we going to see a pin count. The crowd is beginning to piss me off with this bullshit, "Baby" chants being directed at 205 Live. I'am not sure who the reference is made for. I believe its for either Tony Nese or Ariya Davouri. I don't care who its for, I just wish these stupid WWE fans just stop with the chants, smh.

Okay, we've come to our main event of the night. So, this is the bullshit these ignorant New York WWE fans been waiting for, a 18 second match of The Fiend taking down The B-Team, 💤 🛌 I fucking swear these moronic WWE fans like anything STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID coming from Vince McMuFFin, smh.

MATCH #04 "02 ON 01 HANDICAP MATCH"
THE FIEND DEFEAT THE B-TEAM

Okay, you don't need to ask me how my night went. I think you've already know. You also don't need to ask me, which was the better night.
RAW gets a 7.5 🤟
SMACKDOWN gets a 03 💤
205 LIVE gets a 06 👍

Upcoming Events:
WWE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH

WWE NXT PREMIERING ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH

WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR , RETURNING TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DECEMBER 26TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #01 Monday Night Raw @ Madison Square Garden

Hey, whats up Rusty Jabbers, getting myself psyched for another episode of Monday Night Raw. I'm currently heading to The Garden as I speak, got some ol' skool Pete Rock and CL Smooth shit bumping in my ears. I know one doesn't go with the other. I just wanted some real ol' skool shit pumping before I step inside The Garden.
I'm trying to get myself right for tonight's atmosphere. WWE in The N.Y. for 02 nights, Monday and Tuesday. They'll be here again tomorrow for Smackdown Live/205 Live. NYC will be off the chain for the next 02 days.🤟

Welcome NYC to Monday Night Raw 👊👊

Stone Cold Steve Austin opening up Monday Night Raw to correct something that shouldn't had happened last Monday on Raw. Stone Cold conducting the Universal Championship contract signing between Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman.
Aj Styles and The O.C. coming out like they did last week steering up trouble against the tag team champions.
The Viking Raiders coming out to assist Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman in the beat down of Aj Styles and The O.C.

MATCH #01
AJ STYLES VS CEDRIC ALEXANDER
THE O.C. getting involved with the match, the referee calling for the bell.

Roman Reigns coming out paying homage to this Connor's Cure bullshit, BOOOOO!!!!!
Why the fuck WWE waste time with bullshit. You should be showing matches not showing fucking kids. 🖕

MATCH #02
BECKY LYNCH & CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BAYLEY

MATCH #03
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT GRAN METALIK
This probably one of the best matches of the night. Rey Mysterio and Gran Metalik going at one another straight Lucha Underground style. 🤟

MATCH #04 "KING OF RING TOURNAMENT"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT SOMOA JOE AND RICOCHET
This match right here was my ultimate favorite match of night. I'am so glad that Ricochet didn't win the semifinals of the King of the Ring tournament. I'm extremely proud of Baron Corbin. For a minute I wasn't sure if Baron Corbin had a chance. I'm so glad I was wrong. CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN.
ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #05
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS 💤

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE WITH BRAY WYATT

MATCH #06 "10 MAN TAG TEAM"
SETH ROLLINS, BRAUN STROWMAN, CEDRIC ALEXANDER AND THE VIKING RAIDERS DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE, DOLPH  AJ STYLES AND THE O.C.
Cedric Alexander with the pin taking down Aj Styles.
Stone Cold Steve Austin coming out to the ring with a huge beer celebration. Stone Cold showing his love to the winning team.
This match wasn't a big deal, you figure the faces were going to dominate for the night.
But, what was actually awesome is when the cameras were off and Raw was over. Stone Cold Steve Austin gave us New York fans 05 extra minutes of the real Stone Cold Steve Austin. I love the beer party taking place in the ring. I may have been a little jealous that I wasn't in there with them, lol. However, Stone Cold Steve Austin suckering Aj Styles to come back inside the ring and party with everyone was crazy and genius. Aj Styles receiving an overdue stunner by the rattlesnake. Rusty Jabbz can I get a, "HELL YEAH!" "HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!" WOOOOOO HOOOOOO 🤟

I just want to say, Good Night and I had a awesome time here at The Garden. You'll be seeing me again tomorrow for Smackdown. HELL YEAH! 👊👊👊👊👊

UPCOMING EVENTS:
SMACKDOWN LIVE @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10TH

CLASH OF CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH

NXT LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH