Summerslam Kick Off Show:
Jonathan Coachman, Beth Phoenix, David Otunga and Charly Caruso
Special Guests on the panel throughout the evening: The Miz, Mick Foley, Jerry "The King" Lawler and Booker T
Everyone sitting around for the next 02 hours discussing tonight's Summerslam Pay Per View. All the matches taking place tonight and what to expect.
We have a super-sized kick off show going down this evening. Three scheduled matches to take place.... "Oney Larcen Vs the Cruiserweight Champion Drew Gulak, Apollo Crews Vs Buddy Murphy and The Iconics Vs the New Women's Tag Team Champions, Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross." Okay, the next 02 hours going to be off da chain.🤟
JBL and Sam Roberts walking among the arena conducting interviews.
KICK OFF SHOW
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #01
DREW GULAK DEFEAT ONEY LARCEN
Oooh, oooh what a blow. A straight deck to the neck of Oney Larcen's Adam's apple. Loving It! Drew Gulak doing whatever it takes when the referee's back was turned to make sure he remains the Cruiserweight Champion.
Okay its 6:23pm now we're getting ready for our second kick off show match. The Best Kept secret, lol I like that. It's a good way to introduce Buddy Murphy to the ring. This man have been sitting in the Smackdown locker room for the last four months, it feels like WWE is keeping a secret. Buddy Murphy debuting in the ring tonight on Summerslam and already he sets it off with the first blow on Apollo Crews.
MATCH #02
APOLLO CREWS VS BUDDY MURPHY
It look like Buddy Murphy's dream is being put on hold. Erick Rowan seeking revenge on Buddy Murphy for his big mouth this past Tuesday on Smackdown.
The match been declared a disqualification.
Lol, the kick off show, the perfect place for Elias. No one wants to hear his music anywhere else in the WWE and I'm pretty sure Toronto doesn't want to hear the lyrical insults coming out of Elias's mouth.
OMG, you can't be serious, EDGE, YES YES YES YES.... Y'all know what this mean, Edge coming out here to represent, Toronto. Edge with a spear on Elias. Totally awesome I never thought I would see that ever again.
WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #03
ALEXA BLISS AND NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT THE ICONICS
Okay it has been an awesome evening here over the kick off show. Things are getting wrapped up. We're preparing for the Summerslam pay per view now. The biggest event of the summer. Whenever Summerslam is in full effect that's how you know summer is coming to an end. Looking forward to some great matches tonight. I won't get my hopes up too high. There are going to be alot of bullshit, as well.
RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUBMISSION MATCH
MATCH #01
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT NATALYA
Yes, my girl held on, WOOOOO!!!!!
This is what I was talking about earlier. Here comes, THE BULLSHIT NOW, SMH
MATCH #02
GOLDBERG DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
I don't know what Dolph Ziggler is doing. He just got his ass kicked by Goldberg. Yet, he continues to call out Goldberg back to the ring to put some more beating on that blonde haired ass reject of himself, smh
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #03
AJ STYLES DEFEAT RICOCHET
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #04
BAYLEY DEFEAT EMBER MOON
This was a good match, capable of going either way. Ember Moon bought out the fight in Bayley. For a minute I feared Bayley may have asked for too much from Ember Moon. Ember Moon showed Bayley a thing or two. Although, Bayley is leaving here tonight as the remaining champion. She didn't earn it easy.
I QUIT MATCH
MATCH #05
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane with a surprise guest. Shane appointing Elias, as the special guest referee.
It looks like Kevin Owens kept his word. He did mention earlier that tonight will be "THE KEVIN OWENS SHOW!"👏👏👏👏👏 This is the first time I'am honored to be apart of the Kevin Owens Show... Congratulations!
Yes that's right, Kevin Owens is here to stay and Shane McMahon just SUCKS.🖕
Another awesome women's match coming up next, Miss 07X vs Miss 09X, lol. Trish and Charlotte go into battle in a moment.
MATCH #06
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT TRISH STRATUS
I'm not going to lie that was an awesome match. Much better than I predicted. Despite the outcome, the Hall of Famer Trish Stratus held it down like it was 20 years ago. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
This match is interesting coming up. There's alot of history between the two competitors, Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston. The question remains, will Randy Orton maintain his Toronto Summerslam winning streak. The last time we seen Randy Orton inside this arena in Toronto, Canada. It happened 10 years ago at a 2009 Summerslam event when Randy Orton became the youngest WWE Champion.
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #07
KOFI KINGSTON VS RANDY ORTON
The referee calling for the bell. Both men were counted out. Kofi Kingston losing it at ringside. Randy Orton trying to embarrass Kofi Kingston in front of his family. It look like Kofi Kingston about to transform into Eddie Edwards with that kendu stick in his hand. Randy Orton steering down, Kofi Kingston's family. Kofi didn't like that. We're seeing a proud and over protective man of the house standing up for them. Randy Orton doesn't look too good now laying in the ring battered and bruised.
Now, we're about to get in the mood for a thrill and lots of chills with the debut of Bray Wyatt's secret personality, "THE FIEND!"
(I was a fiend, before I became a team, I touch a microphone they be cold like ice cream.)
MATCH #08
THE FIEND DEFEAT FINN BALOR
I didn't bother to pay too much attention to this match. Come on guys we already knew that Bray Wyatt and his Fiend character were going to win. The only thing I thought was fire. Bray Wyatt did it with that introduction. Totally awesome entrance to showcase, The Fiend's premiere tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👍👍👍 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Now it is time, we come down to the main event of the night. Seth Rollins plans here tonight to once again slay The Beast Brock Lesnar and retrieve his Universal Championship. Seth Rollins coming out with a serious attitude. Seth better be in a serious mood. No fuckin' bullshittin' like the last pay per view. Look its 10:12pm right now. I want this match to go until 11pm. This match better not end at 10:22pm. I'm not fuckin' playin' with Seth Rollins. Okay the bells have just rung. Give me an awesome match.
UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #09
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR
Okay, its 10:24pm now, thank you Rollins for keeping this match going. Remember, NO BULLSHIT TONIGHT 👏👏👏👏 Come on, Rollins. 👏👏👏👏
Yes, my dude Seth Rollins once again slaying The Beast Brock Lesnar and capturing the Universal Championship for the 03rd time.
It's 10:32pm now, I guess 20 minutes inside the ring is best you can do with Brock Lesnar. Or, perhaps its Brock Lesnar's best. Whoever's best it is, the match still sucks. However, I'll let Rollins slide for the simple fact he's bringing back championship gold to Monday Night Raw. 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟
UPCOMING PAY PER VIEW SERIES:
NXT-UK TAKEOVER CARDIFF, AUGUST 31ST
CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS, SEPTEMBER 15TH
HELL IN A CELL, OCTOBER 06TH
CROWN JEWEL, OCTOBER 31ST
NXT WARGAMES, NOVEMBER 23RD
SURVIVOR SERIES, NOVEMBER 25TH
T. L. C. (TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS), DECEMBER 15TH
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