Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2019 Issue #02 "NXT UK Takeover Blackpool"

This is awesome, the first pay per view ever for this afternoon's brand, "NXT UK TAKEOVER BLACKPOOL!" Technically its 7pm, right about now in Blackpool, England. This is definitely a first for my Saturdays watching live wrestling in the middle of the afternoon. I had to cut off my routine weekend agenda with the "Shameless" marathon. Sorry guys I got the dvr running. It's time to take a trip overseas to a place where they speak weirder than us but wrestler a whole lot better. NXT 👏👏 UK NXT 👏👏 UK NXT 👏👏 UK NXT 👏👏 UK NXT 👏👏 UK NXT 👏👏 UK

OPENING MATCH
"NXT UK TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
JAMES DRAKE & ZACK GIBSON DEFEAT MOUSTACHE MOUNTAIN
Fuckin' A look like Zack Gibson kept his word by becoming a champion, alright now 👏👏👏👏 Liverpool's most hated finally achieved greatness. James Drake and Zack Gibson making history by becoming NXT UK's first Tag Team Champions. 👏👏👏👏

Banks living off of adrenaline. Travis Banks attacking Jordan Devlin. The bell haven't rung yet. Travis Banks out for revenge because of what happened earlier. Banks favoring his left knee. Jordan Devlin taking advantage of the damage to Banks' left knee.

MATCH #02-A
TRAVIS BANKS VS JORDAN DEVLIN - MATCH CANCELLED

Jordan Devlin wasn't getting off that easy. A suitable replacement was found for him, The Demon Finn Balor.

MATCH #02-B
FINN BALOR DEFEAT JORDAN DEVLIN
Thank you, Finn Balor for being here. Your presence is always welcomed but I wanted Jordan Devlin to win. It would of been more cooler if the former student eliminated the former teacher.

MATCH #03 "NO DISQUALIFICATION"
DAVE MASTIFF DEFEAT EDDIE DENNIS
This next match is the "Battle of the Goliaths!" Just large men in action, tearing themselves up, and the ring. It doesn't matter my money is still on Dave Mastiff for this afternoon's victory. An extremely large man that happen to move like his weight is 205 or under. I don't know, guys he's something to consider. Well was I lying, lol. 👍

MATCH #04
"NXT UK WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
TONI STORM DEFEAT RHEA RIPLEY
Well, Toni Storm you have to prove to me this afternoon that its "TONI TIME!" I'm still caught in Ripley's time. I'm not a huge Toni Storm fan, never been one. Quite frankly I'm getting sick and tired of all these blonde hair, blue eyes, bimbos either sucking Vince McMahon's dick or Triple H's dick for in-ring spotlight. I feel bad for Rhea Ripley. This match been planned for weeks. How many weeks now the NXT UK Universe been talking about Toni Time. Toni Storm winning tonight was all set up for her to win.

MATCH #05 "NXT UK WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
PETE DUNNE DEFEAT JOE COFFEY
Can you carry and defend a championship for 601 days? Like our NXT Bruiserweight Pete Dunne been doing. It have been 601 days since Pete Dunne obtained the NXT UK World Champion.
This is my next question. Who do you think is worthy of dethroning, Pete Dunne's title reign. Gallus member, Joe Coffey feels it's time for a New Champion. New champion or not I'm sticking with the BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT PETE DUNNE BAY BAY
This match have been going on for 30 minutes. Joe Coffey haven't yet to dethrone the Bruiserweight Pete Dunne. Pete Dunne hanging in there with as much fight that he got left. Joe Coffey getting irritate that he hasn't eliminated Pete Dunne. No pinfalls have been made official. Pete Dunne tonight is being push to the limit. 601 days, Pete Dunne held this Championship. The match would of been over already. Joe Coffey is putting Pete Dunne to the test.
Pete Dunne getting the hold on Joe Coffey. Joe Coffey tapping out. YES YES YES YES YES YES Pete Dunne continues his championship reign. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT BRUISERWEIGHT

I would like to thank, WWE and NXT UK for this afternoon's event. What a totally awesome day. The program didn't take up too much of my time. I guess, I can go back to my regularly scheduled weekend shows now. You know considering the fact that it ended at 4:36pm. Perhaps, maybe later I can go back at 7pm US time and watch the encore. That would be even cooler for my day. NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT

Next, WWE and NXT Events:
NXT Takeover: Phoenix Saturday, January 26th
Royal Rumble Sunday, January 27th