Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2018 Issue #02 "WWE Hell In A Cell"

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show:
Panel: Jonathan Coachman, Paige, Booker T, David Otunga, Peter Rosenberg
So, this is where Jonathan Coachman went, trading places with Renee Young.

Kick Off  Show, First Match:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT RUSEV DAY
The New Day, held on to their championships. I was expecting a heal turn from Aiden English. It is possible one maybe coming, Rusev wasn't very happy about their loss. Rusev disappointed in Aiden English's performance.

HELL IN A CELL PPV:
What the hell is that? Serious, a plastic cage. WWE think, we're morons. I know, the difference between plastic and steel. Hey, Mr McMuffin don't try and PG-13 me, I'm a grown ass man. Just because these sissy fans can't take it, no need to penalize us. Okay to our first match. Randy Orton verses Jeff Hardy, why am I not surprised. I had a feeling this was going to be the first match.

MATCH #01
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT JEFF HARDY
There is no limit to Randy Orton's sense of violence. Seriously bro, an icepick through the ear of Jeff Hardy, GROSS! 🖕

Okay, match #02 on my list is up next, Becky Lynch verses Charlotte Flair for the WWE Women's Championship

MATCH #02 "WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
This match looking like it can go either way. Neither, opponent is doing anything to bring one down. I never realized this until tonight. Charlotte and Becky are like equally matched inside the ring.
OH MY FUCKIN' GOD, 😭  BECKYYYY!!!! 😂
YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏
YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏
Roaddogg, finally did something right with the Smackdown Live writing.
Uh oh, Charlotte isn't pleased about her loss. This might be a heal/face switch.

MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE & SETH ROLLINS
As much as, I like Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose. Let's face it they're not leaving here tonight as Raw Tag Team Champions. I already had the pleasure of chanting, "You Deserve It". Can that happen 02 in a row? 
Why isn't this match in a cell? Excuse me, a plastic cell, lol. OMG, WWE bullshit, smh.
I gotta give it to, Ziggler and McIntyre they're taking a hell of a beating. Ziggler and McIntyre putting up a hell of a fight. The Shield's biggest challenge ever. Controversial victory tonight, referee couldn't make up his mind.

MATCH #04 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Wait a minute, it's only, 8:50PM, why is WWE World Championship happening this early, smh.
Seriously again, no plastic cage for this match either. Some, Hell In A Cell, this is ☹ There was a time when, Hell In A Cell referred to every match being inside the cell.
I don't want, Somoa Joe to win tonight. I'm looking forward to a, Aj Styles Vs The Miz match in the future. Maybe, if Daniel Bryan was still a heal. A Daniel Bryan Vs Aj Styles for WWE World Championship would be awesome too. Uh oh,
Somoa Joe is pissed off. He thought, he had the championship. Somoa Joe inflicting the coclena clutch onto Aj Styles. Aj Styles shoulders never touched the mat.

Uh oh, next match. It's that time. The time for Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella to finally SHUT the mouthes of both, The Miz & Maryse.

MATCH #05 "Mixed Match Challenge"
THE MIZ & MARYSE DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN & BRIE BELLA
One thing you can say about The Miz, he's a great husband. If that's what you want to call it. This whole match, The Miz been fighting for the both of them. Call it, chivalry or call it, "COWARD"
Bullshit victory from Maryse, that SUCKED. 🖕🖕

Will there be a Raw Women's Championship change tonight like Smackdown?

MATCH #06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
YES YES YES YES ARMBAR ARMBAR ARMBAR
YES, TAP TAP TAP TAP WOOO HOOO YES, YES, Thank you, Alexa for tapping out, lol
👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏
👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN VS ROMAN REIGNS
Special Guest Referee: Mick Foley
The plastic cage is coming back down again.
Braun Strowman procrastinating alot during this match. Roman Reigns held the upper hand on several occasions. Braun Strowman with the steel steps to Roman Reigns forehead. At least there is one thing that is actually steel inside that cage, lol. Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre trying to sneak inside the cage. The Shield making sure that doesn't happen. Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose going blow for blow at the top of the cage. Dolph Ziggler and Seth Rollins went flying off the cage. Landing straight through the commentary section. OMG, look who's here, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. Brock Lesnar kicking open the cage door. Brock Lesnar causing a ruckus. Lesnar taking out Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman. Paul Heyman eliminated Mick Foley with the usage of mace being sprayed into his eyes. The referee declaring this match, no contest. I have mixed feelings about this match. I was actually looking forward to this match. It was a good match too. Then again, I think seeing Braun Strowman get screwed out of his MITB contract makes up for it, lmao. What does that tell you? He isn't that special, afterall. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🙂 Vincent McMuffin, finally did something right himself with a storyline, lmao.
Good Night!

Next, WWE Event:
SUPER SHOW DOWN - AUSTRALIA
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 06, 2018

FIRST EVER ALL WOMAN PAY PER VIEW
WWE EVOLUTION
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2018 NASSAU COLISEUM

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2018 Issue #01 "ROH: ALL IN"

I just wanted a moment to myself and to be out of the house. You can not get a better way to enjoy the holidays other than, ROH on a Labor Day weekend. I'm looking forward to tonight's ROH pay per view, "ALL IN". I'm on my way to, Legends Bar going to meet up with my, YEPILW crew.

I just arrived, the Legends Bar is on and popping. There is a match taking place. I am not quite sure, who's involved in the match. I'm just trying to get myself situated and meet everyone throughout the room. I'm just glad to be out here tonight. The one thing I love about coming to these events . It's not just to watch wrestling. I love, YEPILW events solely for the purpose of great politicking and networking.

MATCH #01
MATT CROSS  DEFEAT MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN

MATCH #02 WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: JERRY LYNN
CHRISTOPHER DANIELS DEFEAT STEPHEN AMELL 

MATCH #03
TESSA BLANCHARD DEFEAT BRITT BAKER, MADISON RAYNE & CHELSEA GREEN
👏👏👏👏 It look like Tessa Blanchard is on a roll for this week. Congratulations are in order for Miss Blanchard. Congratulations for tonight  and congratulations for Thursday night's victory on becoming the new Impact Knockout Champion.

Is that Tommy Dreamer with Cody?
Since when did, Cody come out to the ring with a pitbull terrier? This must be Cody's latest look.
MATCH #04
CODY DEFEAT NICK ALDIS FOR THE 70TH ANNIVERSARY, NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

Joey Janella with Phenelopia Ford
MATCH #05
HANGMAN PAIGE DEFEAT JOEY JANELA IN A
CHICAGO STREET FIGHT
Of course, you knew it was going to be the Hangman leaving here with tonight's victory.
After The Match: This is one of my reasons, why ROH is considered to be my "A" show. Its things like these you'll never catch on PG-WWE.
Joey Ryan coming out into the arena with an Army of Penises, lol. OMG, an Army of Penises. Hangman Paige being taking out and carried away by a group of men disguised in Penis outfits. I know it sounds stupid, weird and perhaps asinine, as I sit here and type it out. You should of been here with me watching this tonight. It was still awesome.👍👍

Brandi Rhodes escorting Flip Gordan to the ring.
Jay Lethal making his entrance to the ring with a complete, Macho Man Randy Savage attire, lol. As if that wasn't cool enough. Here's the icing on the cake. Alongside, Jay Lethal is non other than, "The Genius". That's right, the brother of the Macho Man.
MATCH #06
JAY LETHAL DEFEAT FLIP GORDAN TO RETAIN
THE ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
After The Match: I knew this man was here tonight in the building. Bully Ray have been all over Flip Gordan for the last several weeks. It look like tonight wasn't just going to be about Flip Gordan. Jay Lethal felt some of Bully Ray's beatings. I want to thank, Colt Cabana for coming to the rescue and taking care of Bully Ray.

MATCH #07
KENNY OMEGA DEFEAT PENTA EL ZERO
After The Match: THE LIGHTS GO OUT! (Penta Zero and Chris Jericho changed wrestling gears)
THE LIGHTS RETURN! Chris Jericho disguised as Penta Zero. I don't think I have to say anything more. Chris Jericho attacking Kenny Omega from behind and leaving him with this to ponder over.... "KENNY OMEGA, SEE YOU ON THE JERICHO CRUISE!"

MATCH #08
O'KATA DEFEAT MARTY SCURLL
O'kata is a strong humanbeing, he's taking everything Marty Scurll throwing at him. Marty Scurll a totally awesome wrestler in my book but tonight he failed to get the job done.

MATCH #09
YOUNGBUCKS & KOTA IBUSHI DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO, FENIX & BANDIDO IN A SIX MAN
TAG TEAM MATCH
LOL, so you guys are becoming Smackdown now. Lol, ROH "All In" just ended its night 11 o'clock on the dot. That's some, Smackdown shit, lol.

Regardless of the way, "All In" ended. This still was a dope pay per view. 👍👍 There have never been a wrestling show where I end off the night with a 10/10 rating. A wrestling show where every single match is at 💯% perfection is only something that could be accomplished in ROH.