Totally awesome night going down this Sunday, its Impact's Slammiversary XVI being bought to you live from Toronto, Canada.
Here we start with our opening match to represent his hometown, Canadian destroyer, Petey Williams. Petey Williams filling in tonight for Rich Swann, who suffered a concussion this past week. I just would like to say, welcome back to Johnny Impact. I'm hearing Taiji Ishimori have taken some time off from Impact. Well, welcome back to him as well. 👏👏👏👏👏
MATCH #01 "FATAL FOUR WAY"
JOHNNY IMPACT DEFEAT PETEY WILLIAMS, FENIX AND TAIJI ISHIMORI
That's right, this is Impact. The crowd out in the audience, chanting... "THIS IS IMPACT" "THIS IS IMPACT" "THIS IS IMPACT" "THIS IS IMPACT"
This match is crazy. You have four superstars and every single one getting in your way everytime, shutting down your pinfalls.
MATCH #02
TESSA BLANCHARD DEFEAT ALLIE
Come on, Tessa can't you do anything else other than trash talk. Thank you, Allie for laying in the first blow.👍 I thought that bitch was never going to shut up.
I don't think that was wise, Allie. An "Allie Ballie" outside of the ring. It's one thing it took out, Tessa but you were the collateral damage to your own move.
Eddie Edwards is on the loose. I hope, Tommy Dreamer beats some sense back into Eddie Edwards. This match right here, no rules, no disqualification, no count outs, HARDCORE RULES ONLY... ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
MATCH #03 "HOUSE OF HARDCORE"
EDDIE EDWARDS DEFEAT TOMMY DREAMER
Lol, you notice Eddie Edwards is the one that's bleeding and not Tommy Dreamer, lol. Give it up to the Innovator of Violence 👏👏👏👏👏
If I was Eddie Edwards, I'd go for the pinfall on Tommy Dreamer. We're seeing a different side of Dreamer. This is ECW Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer is going to kill him. Tommy Dreamer breaking out the tables and decorating it with lighter fluid.
Eddie Edwards wasn't very happy with his victory. Eddie Edwards coming to Tommy Dreamer's aide. Tommy Dreamer pushes Eddie Edwards away. The two continue exchanging words. Alisha Edwards, coming down the ramp. She wants this over. Alisha Edwards, asking both Edwards and Dreamer to shake hands. Eddie Edwards and Tommy Dreamer shook hands. Tommy Dreamer walking his separate ways from the ring. Alisha Edwards leaving the ring without Eddie Edwards. Eddie Edwards still inside the ring with a kendu stick that he feels just got handed down to him by Tommy Dreamer.
MATCH #04 "X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT MATT SYDAL
I'm not very big about wrestlers, who are plus size in weight. I don't think much of Brian Cage. Especially when he's wrestling other wrestlers in matches that's not in his weight class. Why would, Brian Cage want to go after the X-Division Championship? It's like Roman Reigns wrestling for the Cruiserweight Championship, lol.
I admit, I do not agree with the decision that was made. Am I going to support, Brian Cage. I believe this answer better tells it, 🖕🖕🖕
MATCH #05 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SU YUNG DEFEAT MADISON RAYNE
Madison Rayne right away starting off the match with Su Yung. Perhaps, Madison Rayne is sick and tired of her mind games. The Undead Bride maids getting close to ring. Madison Rayne have a lot to deal with tonight. Madison Rayne taking care of the Undead Bride maids. Wow, close call for Madison Rayne. You know if Madison Rayne's win, she'll be a 06X Knockout champion. This is disgusting, I don't know what that thing is. I think, Josh Mathews called it the mandolin claw. I have no idea what that is but whatever it is, it's disgusting. I just witnessed, Su Yung shoving it down Madison Rayne's throat. Madison Rayne is out cold. Now, she's being carried away by the Undead Bride maids to be layed inside the coffin. RIP Madison Rayne.
This next match isn't for the Tag Team Championships. This next match is about something a little bit more intense than that. It's all about, street credibility, turf and hood pride. Just imagine the most craziest boriqua neighborhood in the NYC and how they wild out. "BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT"
MATCH #06 "5150 STREET FIGHT"
LAX DEFEAT OGz
LAX, coming out well prepared for this match. Lol, Homicide and Hernandez bopping the heads of Santana and Ortiz with steel garbage pale covers. Lol, what the fuck, drano? King tossed the OGz, drano. Lol, what they going to use drano for? Conan watching closely as his boyz get their ass whupped. Oooh, I hear profanity. I guess, cursing is okay online. Lol, they getting on some Abyss shit now. Conan tossing in the ring, a bag of thumbtacks. Conan paid for that when the match was over. OGz taking out, Conan and LAX along with vandalizing LAX's championship title belts.
MATCH #07 "MASK VERSUS HAIR"
PENTAGON JR DEFEAT SAMI CALLIHAN
Sami CallIhan blowing dust in the eyes of Pentagon Jr. Pentagon Jr. is temporarily blinded. He can not see a thing. Pentagon Jr. knocking out the referee, Johnny Bravo and breaking his arm.
A new referee have been instated.
LOL, I love this.... SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR
SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, LMFAO
MATCH #08 "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AUSTIN ARIES DEFEAT MOOSE
My money is on Moose, 100%. Bring it home, bay bay. Austin Aries getting cocky already, too early in the match. Moose feeding off, Austin Aries chops. Moose want more. Awesome high dive from Moose. Moose breaking up Austin Aries's dive. Aries feeling the forearm of Moose, lol. Austin Aries with the last chancery locked in on Moose. Moose with a spear, Austin Aries grabbing the rope to break the pin. Austin Aries had enough, he's making an escape from this match. Moose going after Austin Aries. Moose throwing Austin Aries into the crowd, over the banister. Austin Aries with the brainbuster on Moose. Moose was almost counted out. He made it at the count of 09, back in the ring. Austin Aries going for his World Championship. Austin Aries with another, brainbuster on Moose. This time, Moose didn't get up.
Next Impact Pay Per View
IMPACT, COMING BACK TO THE NYC....
"BOUND FOR GLORY", SUNDAY OCTOBER 14TH @ THE MELROSE BALLROOM
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