Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Tables Ladders & Chairs PPV!"

TLC KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: RENEE YOUNG, PETER ROSENBERG & DAVID OTUNGA

TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS PAY PER VIEW BOUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM THE TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MN

KICK OFF SHOW:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALICIA FOXX
This match is a slap in the boss's face. Sasha Banks wrestling this evening on the Kick off show. How many of y'all out there feeling this, bullshit that's going on right now in the ring. Alicia Foxx standing her ground in this match but it didn't quite pay off. The victory goes to Sasha Banks. 03 N 00, THE BOSS DOESN'T DO KICK OFF SHOWS. "C+"

We starting off early with her. She's here! She's here! She's here! The 523 day reigning NXT Women's Champion, ASUKAAAAAA

MATCH #01
ASUKA DEFEAT EMMA
Emma held her own like she said, she'll do in this match. Asuka just came prepared. Emma tapped out to the Asuka lock. "B-"

Lmao, I would just like to thank Jason Jordan with his sketch of raining produce at Elias's expense, lol. It doesn't look like anyone from Minneapolis will be walking with Elias, lol.

We're getting ready for some Cruiserweight action. Cruiserweight action need to be on more Raw pay per views.

MATCH #02
CEDRIC ALEXANDER & RICH SWANN DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & JACK GALLAGHER  "B"

This is an awesome match, I would love to see Mickie James leave Minneapolis tonight carrying the championship with the God number.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES
Alexa Bliss being a little embarrassed in the early opening of the match. Alexa Bliss releasing her anger, lol. Mickie James bought out her "A" game. Alexa throwing a fit. She tried everything and haven't been able to pin Mickie James. Mickie James misses from the top rope with the kick. It was only a partial kick. Alexa Bliss with a DDT taking down Mickie James. Those weren't the results I was looking for, congratulations to Mickie James, anyway. Great job, great job.  "A-"

Elias, coming back out here. He must want some more produce tossed at him, lol.

Enzo having laryngitis but yet he's still talking, smh

MATCH #04 "Cruiserweight Championship"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO
More wrestling and less fooling and around. Enzo spending his time mocking the champion. Enzo with a thumb to Kalisto's eye while the referee back was turned. Enzo Amore capturing the Cruiserweight Championship and becoming the 02 time Cruiserweight champion.  "C-"

This is a crazy match. I guess, I should thank Bray Wyatt for getting sick, lol. Nuh, I ain't going to do that. No matter, how much I hate someone I would never be grateful if bodily harm came to them. Get well soon, Bray Wyatt!
MATCH #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This match was originally suppose to be The Demon vs Sister Abigail. Due to some surprising circumstance, it became The Demon vs The Phenomenal One. You have 02 great competitors from 02 different brands who have never met inside the same ring before. Tonight is the first night, these 02 will face off inside a WWE ring. Aj Styles being loaned to Raw for the night as per Daniel Bryan. Aj Styles with his mind set on this match coming from South America, this weekend. I'm unbias in this match. I have alot of love and respect for both opponents. I will say, this though. I hope SmackDown wins.   "A"

Elias, coming back out in the ring with a song for Jason Jordan.

MATCH #06
JASON JORDAN DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias seeking some payback. He didn't find Jason Jordan's produce jokes to be funny, earlier. Jason Jordan such a small man when you compare him to Elias. Elias tossing Jason across the apron. Jason is hurt. Injury and all, Jason Jordan picking up a victory here tonight.  "B"

I would like to say, get well soon to Roman Reigns, another wrestler who is unavailable to wrestle in tonight's match due to a virus going around. Who would of ever thought after eleven years away from the ring. We'll ever see, Kurt Angle step back into it. It was seventeen years ago today, Kurt Angle defeated The Rock for the WWE Championship. Is there fire still left in the Olympic gold medalist? We'll find out in a few moments.

MATCH #07 "Tables, Ladders & Chairs 05 on 03 Handicap Match"
DEAN AMBROSE, SETH ROLLINS AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT THE MIZ, SHEAMUS, CESARO, KANE & BRAUN STROWMAN
Kurt Angle and The Shield early domination.
Kurt Angle with the German suplex, wooooo how long it's been since we've seen one of those. Suplex on The Miz, Suplex on Sheamus, Suplex on Cesaro. Oh yeah, Kurt Angle is all fired up. Kurt Angle ankle lock on Kane. The Miz pulling Kane out the ring. Braun Strowman slamming Kurt Angle through a table. Kurt Angle might be out. Medical alert team taking Kurt Angle to the back. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins might be in trouble the remainder of the match. Miz and company have the advantage. Kane hit Braun Strowman accidentally. Braun Strowman pushing down, Kane onto the apron. These 02 were about to get into it. The Miz playing mediator among the monsters, lol. Dean Ambrose being thrown through a table by Cesaro. The Miz having a garbage truck backed up into the arena. Miz and Co. throwing The Shield into the garbage truck. The Shield not letting themselves get embarrassed. The Shield still have fight in them, off of the garbage truck. Kane chokeslammed Braun Strowman through the stage. Kane ripping the chairs from the ceiling burying Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman manage to climb out. Strowman going after Kane. The Miz, Sheamus & Cesaro trying to reason with Strowman. Strowman doesn't want to hear it. The Miz, Sheamus, Cesaro and Kane turned on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being tossed in the back of a garbage truck and hauled out the arena. Kurt Angle is back with a vengeance. Kurt Angle taking out Sheamus through a table with a Angle slam, Cesaro through a table with a Angle slam. The Shield taking out Kane through the barricades.
The Miz and Kurt Angle alone in the ring. The Shield surrounding the ring. The Miz tried to place the skull crushing finale on Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle manage to lift up his shoulder by the third count. The Shield with a triple power bomb onto The Miz. Kurt Angle goes for the pin to score the victory. The Shield with another, "Triple Power Bomb" onto The Miz, before exiting this match, lmao. Leaving The Miz with something to remember, lol. The Shield plus Kurt Angle winning a match that everyone probably thought they weren't going to make it out of alive. The odds were definitely against them
  "A+"

UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS  ????

ROADBLOCK  ????

ROYAL RUMBLE JANUARY 28, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 "WWE Tables Ladders & Chairs PPV!"

TLC KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: RENEE YOUNG, PETER ROSENBERG & DAVID OTUNGA

TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS PAY PER VIEW BOUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM THE TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MN

KICK OFF SHOW:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALICIA FOXX
This match is a slap in the boss's face. Sasha Banks wrestling this evening on the Kick off show. How many of y'all out there feeling this, bullshit that's going on right now in the ring. Alicia Foxx standing her ground in this match but it didn't quite pay off. The victory goes to Sasha Banks. 03 N 00, THE BOSS DOESN'T DO KICK OFF SHOWS. "C+"

We starting off early with her. She's here! She's here! She's here! The 523 day reigning NXT Women's Champion, ASUKAAAAAA

MATCH #01
ASUKA DEFEAT EMMA
Emma held her own like she said, she'll do in this match. Asuka just came prepared. Emma tapped out to the Asuka lock. "B-"

Lmao, I would just like to thank Jason Jordan with his sketch of raining produce at Elias's expense, lol. It doesn't look like anyone from Minneapolis will be walking with Elias, lol.

We're getting ready for some Cruiserweight action. Cruiserweight action need to be on more Raw pay per views.

MATCH #02
CEDRIC ALEXANDER & RICH SWANN DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & JACK GALLAGHER  "B"

This is an awesome match, I would love to see Mickie James leave Minneapolis tonight carrying the championship with the God number.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES
Alexa Bliss being a little embarrassed in the early opening of the match. Alexa Bliss releasing her anger, lol. Mickie James bought out her "A" game. Alexa throwing a fit. She tried everything and haven't been able to pin Mickie James. Mickie James misses from the top rope with the kick. It was only a partial kick. Alexa Bliss with a DDT taking down Mickie James. Those weren't the results I was looking for, congratulations to Mickie James, anyway. Great job, great job.  "A-"

Elias, coming back out here. He must want some more produce tossed at him, lol.

Enzo having laryngitis but yet he's still talking, smh

MATCH #04 "Cruiserweight Championship"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO
More wrestling and less fooling and around. Enzo spending his time mocking the champion. Enzo with a thumb to Kalisto's eye while the referee back was turned. Enzo Amore capturing the Cruiserweight Championship and becoming the 02 time Cruiserweight champion.  "C-"

This is a crazy match. I guess, I should thank Bray Wyatt for getting sick, lol. Nuh, I ain't going to do that. No matter, how much I hate someone I would never be grateful if bodily harm came to them. Get well soon, Bray Wyatt!
MATCH #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This match was originally suppose to be The Demon vs Sister Abigail. Due to some surprising circumstance, it became The Demon vs The Phenomenal One. You have 02 great competitors from 02 different brands who have never met inside the same ring before. Tonight is the first night, these 02 will face off inside a WWE ring. Aj Styles being loaned to Raw for the night as per Daniel Bryan. Aj Styles with his mind set on this match coming from South America, this weekend. I'm unbias in this match. I have alot of love and respect for both opponents. I will say, this though. I hope SmackDown wins.   "A"

Elias, coming back out in the ring with a song for Jason Jordan.

MATCH #06
JASON JORDAN DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias seeking some payback. He didn't find Jason Jordan's produce jokes to be funny, earlier. Jason Jordan such a small man when you compare him to Elias. Elias tossing Jason across the apron. Jason is hurt. Injury and all, Jason Jordan picking up a victory here tonight.  "B"

I would like to say, get well soon to Roman Reigns, another wrestler who is unavailable to wrestle in tonight's match due to a virus going around. Who would of ever thought after eleven years away from the ring. We'll ever see, Kurt Angle step back into it. It was seventeen years ago today, Kurt Angle defeated The Rock for the WWE Championship. Is there fire still left in the Olympic gold medalist? We'll find out in a few moments.

MATCH #07 "Tables, Ladders & Chairs 05 on 03 Handicap Match"
DEAN AMBROSE, SETH ROLLINS AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT THE MIZ, SHEAMUS, CESARO, KANE & BRAUN STROWMAN
Kurt Angle and The Shield early domination.
Kurt Angle with the German suplex, wooooo how long it's been since we've seen one of those. Suplex on The Miz, Suplex on Sheamus, Suplex on Cesaro. Oh yeah, Kurt Angle is all fired up. Kurt Angle ankle lock on Kane. The Miz pulling Kane out the ring. Braun Strowman slamming Kurt Angle through a table. Kurt Angle might be out. Medical alert team taking Kurt Angle to the back. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins might be in trouble the remainder of the match. Miz and company have the advantage. Kane hit Braun Strowman accidentally. Braun Strowman pushing down, Kane onto the apron. These 02 were about to get into it. The Miz playing mediator among the monsters, lol. Dean Ambrose being thrown through a table by Cesaro. The Miz having a garbage truck backed up into the arena. Miz and Co. throwing The Shield into the garbage truck. The Shield not letting themselves get embarrassed. The Shield still have fight in them, off of the garbage truck. Kane chokeslammed Braun Strowman through the stage. Kane ripping the chairs from the ceiling burying Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman manage to climb out. Strowman going after Kane. The Miz, Sheamus & Cesaro trying to reason with Strowman. Strowman doesn't want to hear it. The Miz, Sheamus, Cesaro and Kane turned on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being tossed in the back of a garbage truck and hauled out the arena. Kurt Angle is back with a vengeance. Kurt Angle taking out Sheamus through a table with a Angle slam, Cesaro through a table with a Angle slam. The Shield taking out Kane. The Miz and Kurt Angle alone in the ring. The Miz tried to place the skull crushing finale on Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle manage to lift up his shoulder by the third count. Dean Ambrose with the dirty deeds on The Miz. Kurt Angle goes for pin to score the victory. The Shield with the cutegra, "Triple Power Bomb" on The Miz, lmao. The Shield plus Kurt Angle winning a match that everyone probably thought they weren't going to make it out of alive. The odds were definitely against them
  "A+"

UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS  ????

ROADBLOCK  ????

ROYAL RUMBLE JANUARY 28, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #01 "HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW"

KICK OFF SHOW; Hosted By Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg & David Otunga:
SmackDown Live Pay Per View, coming to you live tonight from one of the BADDest cities in the U.S., Detroit! I still haven't seen the movie yet. Anyway I'm going to see tonight's pay per view, "HELL IN A CELL!"

Tye Dillinger have something to say to Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan making tonight's United States Championship match a triple threat match involving Tye Dillinger. This may give Aj Styles less of a chance holding onto his title. However, I believe Baron Corbin may have less of a chance now. Considering, Corbin's hatred towards Dillinger his focus will be distorted.

The Hype Bros coming out getting ready for their match followed by Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin. I'm not routing for the Hype Bros but they need this win. There going nowhere these days.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHAD GABLE DEFEAT THE HYPE BROS
The team just couldn't pull it off, again. The Hype Bros, only falling further and further on the tag team ladder.  "B-"

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:
Starting it off already with our first Hell In A Cell Match, The New Day Vs The Usos.
MATCH #01 "Tag Team Championship"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Big E & Xavier Woods in this match, Kofi Kingston outside the cage.
God, how many kendu sticks are under the ring, smh. The New Day came prepared. The Usos, now redefining brutality. Xavier Woods handcuffed to the corner of the ring post and being brutally whipped with the kendu sticks. Big E, all alone in the ring. Xavier Woods manage to get himself unhinged from the corner ring post but still handcuffed.
Kofi Kingston forced to watch this from the outside of the cage. I didn't see this coming. I was not expecting a title change. The Usos dominated this match leading them to become the 05X Tag Team Champions. "B-"

MATCH #02
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev looking for some type of retribution tonight against the legend killer. This would be a good boost in the Bulgarian brute's career to take down Randy Orton. The match is going great so far. I wouldn't do that, you know toying with Randy Orton. Randy Orton escape from the accolade. Rusev caught up to Orton with a dropkick. Randy Orton escaping another accolade attempt and planting Rusev with an RKO. I guess Rusev still have some more work to do if he wants to conquer Randy Orton's jungle. "A"

Last minute installment to this match of Tye Dillinger. We heard earlier it is now, a triple threat/ United States Championship match. I agree with Corey Graves, Baron Corbin have a right to be upset about Tye Dillinger crying and complaining to Daniel Bryan about being in this match. You can't feel for Corbin though. The guy is a loner and a bully.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES & TYE DILLINGER
So far its all Baron Corbin in this match. I wonder if Dillinger wishes he watched this match from the locker room now. Aj Styles starting to feel some momentum. Aj Styles finally taking down Baron Corbin. Now, Tye Dillinger is back in the ring. One on one, Styles and Dillinger. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Tye Dillinger. Dillinger came this close to tapping out. Baron Corbin only thinking about himself, pulls Dillinger out of the ring. Styles with a slingshot over the apron taking out Corbin and Dillinger. All three men, back in the ring. Baron Corbin blasting Aj Styles out of the ring. Baron Corbin pinning Tye Dillinger. Triple threat rules, a champion doesn't have to be pinned in a triple threat match. Baron Corbin is now the new, United States Champion his first WWE Championship. He finally earned something. "B"

Just another case of The Harts Verses The Flairs. When will this ish end, lol.

MATCH #04 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA BY DISQUALIFICATION
Second sharpshooter, Charlotte feeling the pain in the left knee. Charlotte with a moonslaught taking out Natalya. Charlotte landing on her injured knee. Natalya taking a steel chair to Charlotte's injured knee with repeated shots. Natalya getting herself purposely disqualified. "C"

Okay, Nakamura this is your second chance don't let me down. I tell you if Nakamura wins tonight. I'm going out drinking until the sun comes up. It's Columbus Day, tomorrow too. NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
The Singhs making there presence, the referee having them removed from the arena. Nakamura had Mahal down for the 03 count during that brief distraction. Jinder Mahal manage to grab the ring rope to break the count. Jinder Mahal taking his championship and getting out of there. Nakamura in high pursuit and bringing Mahal back to the ring. Nakamura misses with the high kick, hitting his lower knee into the ring post. Jinder Mahal seizing the moment and capitalizing on another victory. I guess I won't  be going out drinking tonight.  :-(    "C-"

We're getting ready for Bobby Roode first WWE in ring pay per view....
Dolph Ziggler, backing it up he's cutting out his entrance music. "NO ENTRANCE MUSIC FOR ZIGGLER"

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
When was the last time we seen Dolph Ziggler inside a WWE ring. It's good to see him out here again. Bobby Roode is fading. Ziggler have him in a sleeper. Ziggler almost had him with a DDT. Another sleeper by Ziggler. A Ziggler famouser, Ziggler trying all the tricks on Bobby Roode. Bobby Roode with a spine buster. A series of pinfall attempts between Ziggler and Roode. Roode beating Ziggler at his own game with the tights.  "A"

MATCH #07 "HELL IN A CELL FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Brilliant strategy by Shane with the early attack on Owens. Shane getting himself an upperhand. Shane have Kevin Owens wrapped in the triangle. Desperation on Kevin Owens with a powerbomb on Shane across the steel steps. Kevin Owens keep repeating, "Why you making me do this?" Kevin Owens with the table. Shane putting Owens through that table. Shane with a coast to coast dropkick into the trash can on Kevin Owens. Shane trying to leave the cell. The referee's won't open up the cell. Shane using a bolt cutter to open up the cell. The 02 are now fighting outside of the cell. Falls count anywhere. Kevin Owens have Shane McMahon layed out across the commentary table. Kevin Owens not thinking clearly. Does this man ever think clearly, lol. Kevin Owens climbing a 20 foot cage. It turns out Kevin Owens may have some smarts afterwall. He didn't do whatever it is, he was thinking. Now, Shane McMahon is climbing up alongside this 20 foot cell. We have 02 men at the top of the steel cage going blow for blow. Who knows what can happen? Why do I have a feeling this cage is scheduled to collapse. Can you imagine falling down off of a 20 foot steel cage. It look like Kevin Owens is getting off of there. Kevin Owens starting to climb down. Shane won't let him go anywhere. The 02 continuing to fight on their way down. Kevin Owens falling off of the cage right into the announce table. Kevin Owens looks lifeless. The match isn't over. Shane want to continue to do more damage. Shane McMahon laying Kevin Owens across the announce table. Shane McMahon climbing back up to the top of the steel cage. Shane taking a dive off of the 20 foot cage but Sami Zayn saving Kevin Owens pulling him away at the last second. Then, dragging Kevin Owens body to be placed over Shane for the victory.  "F"

NEXT WWE PPV EVENT:
RAW'S TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS OCTOBER 22ND

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE'S SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH