Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2017 Issue #03 "WWE Payback"

We about to get everything started, Dj Handspin in the place to be Legend's Bar on the eve of birthday. Turning 42 in five hours.

What do you have in store for Payback. Look who's kicking off, Payback..  I think these boyz going to leave them "SAWFT", after their match.

PAYBACK KICKOFF SHOW:
ENZO AMORE & BIG CASS DEFEAT LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON

Hear he comes Monday Night Raw's loud mouth, The Miz with a special live Payback edition of MIZ TV: Welcoming in The Demon, Fin Balor....
Shut up, Miz! Fin Balor entrance can be as long as it want. When your as great as him, then talk.
That's right, Fin kick Miz's ass. There's no such thing as a bigger man.

Oh Shit, Jericho that's right WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOOO
I'm hoping the Kevin Owens Show get canceled, after this evening. If Kevin Owens loses tonight. Chris Jericho will become the new face of Company.

MATCH #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHRIS JERICHO DEFEATED KEVIN OWENS
YES YES YES YES, look like my wish came true. The Kevin Owens Show have been canceled by Chris Jericho. WOOO HOOO, Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J never ever thought I would be chanting that man name. Better his than that other Canadian.

This is another match where I hope Austin Aries cancel, Neville.

MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEVILLE DEFEATED AUSTIN ARIES BY DISQUALIFICATION
We can't have it all, I guess. That was bull, blatant tug of the referee to get himself disqualified from this match. Austin Aries, a little word of advice, your next pay per view make it a "No Disqualification Match".  Let's see what, Neville says....

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE HARDY BOYZ DEFEATED SHEAMUS AND CESARO
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

I was talking about this earlier, the heel turn between Sheamus and Cesaro. Sheamus and Cesaro taking apart The Hardy Boyz.

It's time for our Cinderella story to get back her revenge from Monday night. I shouldn't say I'm disappointed by Sheamus and Cesaro in what they did. I know if Sasha Banks makes her appearance and decides to introduce her heel turn. I won't be very acceptable to it.

MATCH #04 "Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEATED BAYLEY
I'm not pleased at that victory. I'm the last person in this bar that wanted Alexa BITCH to become champion. However, I must give her props for winning the match. Its like what she said, she will defeat Bayley in her hometown. Like it or not, Alexa Bliss is the new Raw Women's Champion.

House of horror, this is strange ass match. They're not even in the arena, Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton fighting with one another in an abandon house. You know Bray Wyatt is going to have the upperhand in this match. He's the one who came up with the name. Randy Orton, really didn't know what he was getting into when he accepted the match. Where did they find this place. They really went all out when creating this match, the dusty home, series of dolls hanging from the ceiling, spiderwebs and all.

MATCH #05 "HOUSE OF HORROR"
BRAY WYATT VS RANDY ORTON
I guess, you can say Bray Wyatt is the winner of this match. We last seen Orton layed out flat with a refrigerator on top of him. Bray Wyatt is being driven away in a limo heading back to the arena.

MATCH #06
SETH ROLLINS DEFEATED SOMOA JOE
This is a good match between these two, Somoa Joe and Seth Rollins. I'm rooting for Rollins, I can't believe I'm saying that in 2017. SWEEEEET, Rollins getting out of the Somoan Submission Machine half conscious. WOOOOOOO that's what I'm talking about "WRESTLING!"

Bray Wyatt have been dropped off at the arena.... The House of Horror Match continues in the ring.
MATCH #07
BRAY WYATT DEFEATED RANDY ORTON
That sucked, Bray Wyatt defeating Randy Orton with the help of Jinder Mahaul and the Bollywood Thugs BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We're probably coming up on the main event, Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman. I hope Roman Reigns reclaim his YARD!
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR, his growl that's the only thing good I like about Braun Strowman, smh.

This is payback, Roman. You came back for vengeance. We already seen earlier, an excellent performance from one former Shield member. Let's try for number two. Speaking of former Shield's members. What happened to Dean Ambrose? No Intercontinental Championship being defended tonight.

MATCH #08
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEATED ROMAN REIGNS
Of course, go head WWE just keep pushing Big Bully Strowman. The match is over, this big doof isn't satisfied he must inflict more pain onto Roman Reigns, smh. I hate it but everyone in here is ecstatic over Roman Reigns being made a fool out of.

I shouldn't be too upset. After, eighteen years of watching Raw and SmackDown I should be used to this load of garbage by now. Besides tonight is a special night. I'm glad that crappy pay per view is finished. I have one hour to go until I turn 42. Since I do not have any work in the morning. I'm going to paint the town for the rest of the night.

BACKLASH, MAY 21ST CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2017 Issue #02 "WrestleMania 33 @ The Citrus Bowl Orlando!"

2HOUR KICK OFF SHOW W/ SPECIAL GUEST: SHAWN MICHAELS....

Over 70, 000 thousand people sitting out there this afternoon at the Orlando's Citrus Bowl. Awesome turn of events.

It's 5:37pm The Kick off show about to begin. Kicking it off first with the Cruiserweights, "YEA! YEA! YEA!"

Cruiserweight Championship competition between Austin Aries and the so call, King of the Cruiserweights, Neville. I got my money on Austin Aries. Even though it doesn't matter if Neville dominates this match and holds onto his title.

Kick off show Match #01: "Cruiserweight Championship"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES
Neville almost tapped out.
Neville with the red arrow, straight off the top turnbuckle.
Neville remains Cruiserweight Champion.

Kick off show Match #02: "Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal"
Participants: Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman, Goldust, R Truth, Curtis Axel Primo, Epico, Bo Dallas, Jinder Mahaul, Mark Henry, Titus O'neil, Viktor, Konnor, Sin Cara, The Big Show, Curt Hawkins, Dolph Ziggler, Jey Uso Jimmy Uso, Chad Gable, Jason Jordan, Rhyno, Heath Slater, Apollo Crews, Mojo Rawley, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Kalisto, Simon Gotch Aiden English, Big, Kill em Dade.

The Big Show eliminated by Braun Strowman
Braun Strowman eliminated by rest of the superstars.

Last 03 superstars remainding in the ring: Mojo Rawley, Jinder Mahaul and Kill em Dade

Jinder Mahaul eliminated by Mojo Rawley with the assistance of
Rob Gronkowski

Killem Dade eliminated by Mojo Rawley

MOJO RAWLEY, THE WINNER OF THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL...

Kick off show Match #03: "Intercontinental Championship"
DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Dean Ambrose walking out of here tonight still as the Intercontinental Champion.

We're closing off the Kick show in a few minutes. I would like to congratulate Mojo Rawley for tonight's victory of the Andre the Giant Memorial.

WWE, always do this at WrestleMania. Only WrestleMania gets blessed with the upstart of the "Star Spangled Banner. Being song this evening by some platinum recording artist named, Tinashe.

I can't believe, I have to listen to these morans (The New Day) all night. NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!
Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!, Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!, Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!, Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!

Kicking it off first, representing SmackDown and the McMahon family, Shane O'Mac. And the opponent, its the "Face that runs the Place", Aj Styles.

MATCH #01 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane showing Styles some hands. Shane went flying over the commentary table. Styles have the advantage. Shane chopping down, Styles flying forearm. The balls in Shane's court now. Shane with an armbar across Styles. Shane with the Indian triangle on Styles. Styles counter by executing the Styles clash. Styles have control again.
The official is down. Shane right into the face of Aj Styles, come flying straight across the ring. Oh no, this is the part of Shane I don't like. Shane thinking demented. Shane with a shooting star press off the ring rope but misses. It look like Aj Styles have gotten his WrestleMania moment and still proven who's the "FACE THAT ROUNDS THIS PLACE!"

I'am sick and tired of these two. These two argue like bitches. Kevin Owens is the BIGGEST BITCH out of the both of them. I hope this match put everything to rest. Kevin Owens such a bitch. I guess, he know Brock Lesnar is going to defeat Goldberg tonight so he's not going to bother and face him when Lesnar become the new champ. Owens rather settle for this lame ass championship.

MATCH #02 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO
                         "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Lol, you should talk. I don't think you have much friends either Owens. Who would want to be around your rude ass?
Lol, the walls of Jericho on the man who created it. Classic, Owens. Now, Jericho getting the opportunity to place the walls of Jericho. Lol, look like Owens having back problems. Big fucking deal, Kevin Owens is the New United States Champion. You happy now Owens. You got a championship back. Now, you definitely don't have to face Brock Lesnar. "COWARD!"

Bayley bringing her friends to the ring.

Is that a smile I see on Nia Jax's cheek.

Sasha Banks arriving in style off a buggy.

Your raw diva, Charlotte making her entrance. Corey Graves is the only one who gives a damn, lol.

MATCH #03 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
BAYLEY DEFEAT NIA JAX, SASHA BANKS, CHARLOTTE FLAIR
                         "WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
                      "FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH"
Awesome, teamwork ladies. Congratulation on the elimination of Nia Jax. Now its just 03. I hope, Charlotte is eliminated next. I want Sasha and Bayley to be the last two. It's about that time to see where's Sasha's head at now. Oh shit, I guess there going to keep dragging it on. Sasha Banks was just eliminated. Now, its down to just Charlotte verses Bayley. Come on, Bayley don't let that so call wannabe Queen Charlotte try and get her title back. YES, GIRL THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING.... BAYLEEEYYYY!!!! Bayley, Asuka, Asuka, Bayley those are my girls in the WWE... WOOO HOOO

The New Day have an announcement. Why am I not surprised? I hope they didn't come out here to put themselves inside tonight's match. The New Day have received the word to go ahead and make this match a fatal four way. OMG, The New Day are entering in it. Instead, The New Day introducing tonight's surprising opponents, The Hardy Boyz. For this, I'm grateful to the New Day for keeping their black asses out of the match. However, I hope this is The real Hardy Boyz and not that bullshit Broken Matt & Brother Nero. Don't bring that Impact shit over here.

MATCH #04 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
THE HARDY BOYZ DEFEAT ENZO AMORE & BIG CASS, SHEAMUS & CESARO, LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON
                  "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH"

The New Raw Tag Team Champions/07X Tag Team Champions.

MATCH #05 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE W/ SPECIAL GUEST RING ANNOUNCER: AL ROKER AND SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER
NIKKI BELLA & JOHN CENA DEFEAT THE MIZ & MARYSE
                         "MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH"
This match is boring, besides John Cena SUCKS! He sucks even more for these low class matches. Everyone know, John Cena and Nikki Bella are going to win anyway because after tonight's match. Cena is going to propose to Nikki Bella. This match should have been on the Kick off show. What was so special about, Jerry "The King" Lawler commentating over this match. I understand, Al Roker's guest appearance. John Cena have been a guest on the Today show several times.

THE AUTHORITY IS BACK.....Stephanie looking cute and vicious on the back of Triple H's motorcycle as they arrive through the Citrus Bowl. You hear that, "IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!"

Here he comes, I hear his horrible music. Seth Rollins made it. He gonna, "MAN UP!"

MATCH #06 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT TRIPLE H
                                 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"
Right in there, bell just rang. Rollins laying blows. Rollins getting an early start. Don't trust, Stephanie. She isn't pleased with what she sees. Triple H counters with landing a DDT on Rollins over a commentary table. Seth Rollins having problems with his knee. Seth Rollins don't have enough strength on one knee. He's doing a good job but its overkill. Seth Rollins doing more damage to his knee in this match than Triple H is. I said, don't trust Stephanie. Old battleaxe pulling from beneath the ring, Triple H's signature  (The Sledgehammer). Stephanie very active in the assistance of her man. Rollins capturing the sledgehammer. Stephanie from behind snatching it away from Rollins. Triple H locking on the pedigree. Rollins kicked out of the pedigree. WOOOOO HOOOOO, love that accident. Good for that battleaxe. Stephanie went flying through a table. Rollins taking advantage of Triple H's distraught and seize the victory busted knee and all, WOOOO HOOOO

Who the fuck is this performing? Okay, I'm going to take a shit. I don't want to hear, no Pitbull and Steven Marley.

MATCH #07 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
                                 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
Randy Orton walking out of Orlando tonight, as the 13X WWE Champion.

Let me get ready for my cheer .... GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG I could type his name as many times as I want. You'll never see, Lesnar being typed multiple times from these fingers.
I hope, Goldberg can do it again for a third time.

MATCH #08 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT GOLDBERG
                                "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
Brock Lesnar, start off with 03 suplex cities on Goldberg. Brock Lesnar started playing around in the ring, from behind Goldberg with a spear taking down Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar manage to escape the ring. Goldberg with a spear into the barricade. Goldberg with a jackhammer over Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar is back delivering 10 suplexes on Goldberg. Brock Lesnar sealing and closing the deal with an F5 on Goldberg. You are now looking at the new, Universal Champion.

MATCH #09 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE
NAOMI DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS, BECKY LYNCH, MICKIE JAMES, CARMELLA AND NATALYA
                                   "SIX PACK CHALLENGE"              
                     "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP "
Alexa Bliss tapped out by submission placed by Naomi... "FEELIN' THE
GLO!"

Oh really, I guess this is the way you honor someone who lost someone special in their life. Having them appear as a guest commentator is suppose to make amends for everything that is lost. This is how, WWE treats Jr. I see, they're making up for the lack of respect towards Jr's deceased wife a few weeks ago.

MATCH #10 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW W/ SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: JR
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT THE UNDERTAKER
                          "NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH"
There it is. That's what I was afraid of. They just changed the deeds to the yards. This is Roman's yard now.

This is the last, we'll see of The Undertaker.... REST IN PEACE!!!!!

WWE PAYBACK SUNDAY, APRIL 30TH

I would like to thank the WWE for an awesome event. I had a wonderful time this evening. I would just like to take this time and acknowledge the victories and successes of tonight's match. To my girl, Bayley of course for remaining champion. To Mojo Rawley, congratulation on tonight's victory of the Andre the Giant Memorial "YES, TONIGHT SMACKDOWN BRINGING IT HOME, BOO YA!". To Randy Orton for becoming the new, WWE Champion. To the Hardy Boyz for becoming the new Raw Tag Team Champions, Welcome Back Hardyz! To Naomi for recapturing her Championship in her hometown, The new 02X SmackDown Women's Champion, Naomi! To Aj Styles for capturing his WrestleMania moment. To Nikki Bella for finally getting the question, she been looking for all her life. Congratulation on your proposal, Nikki. To Seth Rollins for taking down the man who created him. Never in a millions years I ever thought there'll be a plug made towards Seth Rollins, Congratulations. To Austin Aries on tonight's victory attempt against Neville, you get em again Double A.
To Brock Lesnar for finally defeating Goldberg, after 02 failed match tries. Roman Reigns who taken down The Undertaker, this is your yard now Roman. I think people gonna still boo you anyway, lol. And to the Citrus Bowl for tonight's attendance record breaker of Wrestle Mania, 75,245. Congratulations to everything, Congratulations to all. It was an awesome event.

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Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2017 Issue #01 "NXT TAKEOVER ORLANDO!"

"Happy WrestleMania everyone coming to you live from the Legend's Bar, only minutes away to NXT bell time. Looking forward to this evening. This night have been on my mind, all this afternoon. I wanted to come out here this evening and partake in tonight's Road to WrestleMania weekend. I don't believe, I'll be returning tomorrow for Sunday's moment of truth, "WrestleMania 33!" I wanted to come out and enjoy what I can of this weekend. Some already know that I do not come out here to The Legend's Bar like I should.

It's 8 o'clock now, where starting, shhhhh!!!!!, lol

I didn't get a chance to watch Impact, this Thursday. Can anyone tell me, if Eric Young returned? If Eric Young wasn't on Impact, I'm glad that only means he's still here with us on NXT.

Sometimes it is perhaps good to watch the kick off shows from time to time. If I had arrived, earlier to capture the kick off show. I would have known of No Way Jose's whereabouts. He was taken out earlier in the backstage area by Sanity.

MATCH #01
SANITY DEFEAT TYE DILLINGER, RODERICK STRONG, KASSIUS OHNO AND RUBY RIOT
This was an awesome match. Despite my recognition of Sanity, BOOO!!! Let's face it, who can beat Sanity? I admit Kassius Ohno was an excellent replacement for No Way Jose.

This the match I've been waiting for all week. This my first time witnessing, Aleister Black. I've been hearing about this match over the last week. Aleister Black, he look like one of them Harley Davidson motorcycle riders. I'm impressed so far in what he's got from martial arts to judo. It's something rather unique when a wrestler dabbles in martial arts. There aren't too many who are successful with it. Especially ones with the size of Aleister Black.

MATCH #02
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS
Lol, I just had to laugh. Sun beat the crap out of him. Andrade barely caught any offense off of Aleister Black.

You want to know what's f#*ked up about the WWE Tag Team Division. As much as, I hate The Revival and The Authors of Pain. The only tag teams, I'm truly feeling are the "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" "DIY" NXT, tag team division is still better than Raw's and SmackDown's.

MATCH #03 "NXT Tag Team Championship Elimination Match"
THE REVIVAL VS AUTHORS OF PAIN VS D.I.Y. (DO IT YOURSELF)
THIS IS BORING! THIS IS BORING! THIS IS BORING! .... YAAWWWWN!!!!!
YES, TABLES WOOOOO!!!!!
Now, it's getting awesome.
Paul Ellering doesn't look very happy.
DIY, have been eliminated. It's the Authors of Pain left against The Revival. I could careless now. These two teams can kill each other for all I care. Uh oh look like Paul Ellering is happy again. The Authors of Pain are leaving Orlando tonight as the remainding NXT Tag Team Champions.

Now, this is what I'm talking about. NXT is about to have its real women's championship match. Non of this lame 06 pack challenge or Fatal 05 like what Raw and SmackDown producing tomorrow night for WM33. Tonight its NXT's baddest knockouts: Ember Moon faces Asuka for her championship.

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT EMBER MOON
I know I said I had my money on Asuka. I regret it now if Ember Moon scores the victory.
:-) Yes, Asuka put that smile on my face. Really sneaky girl, loved your maneuver of the referee, lol. ASUKA! ASUKA! ASUKA! ASUKA! ASUKA!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! THAT'S DREW MACINTYRE ....  "FUCK DREW GALLOWAY!" THERE BRINGING HIM TO NXT. DREW MACINTYRE IN THE AUDIENCE.

It's about to be on. Looking forward to another, NXT main event. Welcome back, "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA"
"NAKAMURAAAA" Championship title on the line, as Bobby Roode tries to defend what's currently his. Nakamura doesn't believe so, he feels that title belong on a person of honor and great worth.  I can agree, none of them characteristics connect with Bobby Roode.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
I have all my faith in Shinsuke Nakamura. I've been wearing his special promo T-shirt for good luck. Don't disappoint me, Nakamura. I would like to see, Nakamura leave Orlando this weekend as the new NXT Champion.
Bobby Roode escaped on the 03 count
Nakamura warming up for the King SaSa
Loved it, "YES" Nakamura surviving the DDT
Bobby Roode recovering a ringbell. Roode is getting frustrated. He's unable to pin Nakamura.
After several pin attempts by both, Bobby Roode and Nakamura. Bobby Roode did manage to capture his pin over Shinsuke Nakamura.

What an awesome night, tonight for NXT? The weekend continues on the Road of Wrestle Mania.

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