Monday, March 6, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2017 Issue #02 WWE Fastlane Pay Per View

KICK OFF SHOW:
It's Cruiserweight time in the kick off show,

RICH SWANN & AKIRA TOZAWA DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & NOAM DAR
Great teamwork between Swann and Tozawa, taking down the opposition.

Fastlane now begins, coming to you live from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Kicking it off right with the "Z" man, Sami Zayn.

MATCH #01:
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
Let's face it, Somoa Joe had it. This was his night. Making an impact on his WWE pay per view debut.

MATCH #02: Tag Team Championship
GALLOWS & ANDERSON DEFEAT ENZO & BIG CASS
Enzo being isolated from his partner.
Big Cass, finally being tagged into the match.
Enzo had his foot on the rope. Gallows saving the match for Anderson.

MATCH #03:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT NIA JAX
Sweet victory from The Boss, Sasha Banks. I think, she finally proved to Nia Jax that she's "The Boss!" Nia Jax doesn't look happy.

Sudden break up between the two, Jinder Mahaul and Rusev.

MATCH #04:
CESARO DEFEAT JINDER MAHAUL
Mahaul looking to capture the spotlight on his own. He's been doing fine so far. Cesaro suffering from lower back injuries still manage to take down, Mahaul.

MATCH #05:
THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev didn't look prepared for this. I think, Rusev wanted to continue with the shots he was giving his former partner, before this match begun. OMG, 03 chokeslams delivered to Rusev followed by the knockout punch.

MATCH #06: Cruiserweight Championship
NEVILLE DEFEAT JACK GALLAGHER
The show is going to get interesting. I see some titles will be exchanging shortly. I put my money on Gallagher. Who's with me, "Gallagher for Cruiserweight Champion!"
It's all good, so you aren't a champion. You'll get em, next time Gallagher.

We're going to have a short intermission for The New Day's "New Day Pops" This is where I excuse myself for the bathroom, lol.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, it's finally going to happen between the two. The question for weeks. Will, Roman Reigns be able to take down The Beast Braun Strowman?

MATCH #07:
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
The match is crazy. Its like watching a monster's ball match except without the weapons. You have two extremely large human beings just beating the crap out of one another. And, on top of it Roman Reigns manage to accomplish what everyone else couldn't. He dominated tonight, Braun Strowman.

MATCH #08: Women's Championship
BAYLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE
Bayley getting some time now to regroup. In the early part of the match it was all, Charlotte. Bayley with a beautiful hurricarana.
Sasha Banks coming out here.
Bayley retains her title, killing the 16X pay per view winning streak of Charlotte Flair.
Totally awesome, Bayley!

Let's start the chants....
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG

MATCH 09: Universal Championship
GOLDBERG DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Your looking at a man who haven't lost a title since Armageddon 2003. Kevin Owens Vs. Goldberg, sounds like Old School Vs. New School. Lol, oh man, totally awesome. Kevin Owens didn't expect this, a surprise visit from Chris Jericho distracting him. Goldberg taking advantage and becoming the NEW, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!

IT'S ONLY 28 NIGHTS LEFT TO WRESTLE MANIA 33RD, IN THE MEANTIME ENJOY SOME UPCOMING WWE LIVE EVENTS:

Sun., March 12th @ Madison Square Garden

Mon., March 20th @ The Barclay's Center

Sun.,  April 02nd @ WrestleMania 33rd Orlando, Florida

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