"WWE LIVE FASTLANE! SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016
Yes I made it in time. I never planned to be in the Fastlane, myself but I'm glad I'am here for the evening. WWE, coming to you live from the AT & T arena in Cleveland, Ohio.
Ooh, look who we have here. Isn't she a beautiful piece of cake to go with my tonight's dinner. Fastlane, kicking it off with a divas match. Entering the arena is "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks. Oh how I wish she was my boss. Followed by her partner/ alliance of the night, Becky Lynch. Taking on Naomi and Tamina in a divas tag team match.
MATCH #01
SASHA BANKS AND BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT NAOMI AND TAMINA
MATCH #02; INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER AND RETAIN HIS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Why am I not surprised? Dolph Ziggler been dominating Kevin Owens in the ring for the past couple of weeks. The one night come involving the championship, of course Kevin Owens manage to defeat his competitor. WWE don't care about Dolph Ziggler. If they did, they would have at least let Ziggler capture an Intercontinental victory in his hometown of Cleveland.
Now, I don't know if you will call this next match here a Fastlane. This next match is more of an "Uglylane", lol. OMG, just look at these monsters.... BIG SHOW, KANE & RYBACK Vs THE WYATT FAMILY. Talk about gross. Hey, I know I'm routing for the good team but I still know what ugly is.
I wonder if Kane is intimidated by Braun Strowman, that is so huge. He's so big, he makes Big John Stud feel like a child. Lol, you know what's so funny. What's that thing, The Big Show use to call himself, "The World Largest Athlete". The Big Show haven't felt so large coming in contact with Braun Strowman these past weeks, lol.
MATCH #03
RYBACK, KANE & THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT THE WYATT FAMILY, SENDING THE WYATT'S BACK TO HELL!
This next match, coming up I have my doubts. Quite frankly I don't think if the title changes hands in this match. It won't be for the right reason. I don't have anything against, Brie Bella. Every diva deserve a shot at the divas gold but earn the gold for a legitimate purpose.
It's Brie turn to do some mocking, WOOOOOO!, LOL! GO BRIE! Charlotte not taking this match seriously or rather she's not taking Brie serious. I must admit, Brie is a bit emotional entering this match. Let's hope it doesn't cost her. Okay, it look like we're about to see some "BRIE MODE". I kind of like Brie mode, anything's better than Nik mode. Brie may have injured her left leg coming off the top rope. OMG, Brie had it. Holding, Charlotte inside the "YES" lock. Brie left leg might have gave out. Allowing, Charlotte to gain strength and pull away.
MATCH #04; DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP:
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BRIE BELLA RETAINING HER DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
Uh oh, getting ready WWE fans and Rusty Jabbz followers, its the match we've been waiting for all night. To some the man, we've been waiting for as well to enter the WWE. Give it up to, "AJ STYLES!" You know how long its been. Now that he's here, Aj Styles get to compete with big mouth athletes like his next opponent, Chris Jericho. You know who, Chris Jericho remind me of. Remember the Impact days of Aj Styles Vs Christopher Daniels. Chris Jericho is the same kind of ass, Christopher Daniels was in Impact.
I hope no one has money. I wouldn't bet on this match. What a match we're having? Will there be a pin? I don't see it. I see double count out victory or draw. Aj correct me, I'm wrong. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Thank you, Aj for winning and shutting the WWE the FUCK UP!
MATCH #05; RUBBER MATCH:
AJ STYLES DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO .
Chris Jericho, finally stuck his hand out and gave Aj Styles the respect he deserve. They are now, 02 on 02.
that is why, my AJ is so "PHENOMENAL!
Ok, this is good. I get a break. I hope y'all won't be mad at me if I choose not to write anything about the Cutting Edge segment. Edge and Christian making an appearance during the pay per view, big wop. I'm going to get me something to eat. "Writing is hunger!"
Yeah, I'm sorry guys but Rusty Jabbz don't acknowledge cheesy entertainment added to a pay per view.
Oh, wow really these dufuses. WWE, really making us wait for the main event. I'm not in the mood for the Social Outcast. If you wanna see a Social Outcast, log onto one of my media pages. This is such a waste of time. R-Truth Vs Curtis Axel. Do you really care who scores a victory in this match? Goldust is here! I was wondering when he was going to appear to screw R-Truth's match. He's been screwing everything else in R-Truth's life the past several weeks. This is a stupid storyline. Who wrote this crap? R-Truth turning down Goldust's partnership offer that's suppose to be funny.
MATCH #06
CURTIS AXEL DEFEAT R-TRUTH
MATCH #07; TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
ROMAM REIGNS DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE AND BROC LESNAR
TONIGHT'S STIPULATION: Whoever wins tonight match, will go onto face Triple H in Wrestle Mania for the WWE World Title.
The main event is on. You have one bully in the yard going face to face with two brothers. Two brothers who are willing to destroy their relationship for what matters, coming April 03rd.
It's 10:30 pm, we have an half hour to this match. Broc Lesnar already setting things off with an Suplex City. Dean Ambrose saving Roman Reigns from a pin by Broc. It's early, I know there are a lot of you out there praying for the break up of the last two Shield members. Lol, Dean Ambrose has finally taken down The Beast known as, Broc Lesnar. Planting him straight below the belt. It's all legal in this match. Broc Lesnar have been taken out. Okay, everyone you've gotten your wish. It is now time for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose to go blow for blow. Incredible work being done between Reigns and Ambrose. It's been twice they planted Lesnar through an announcement table. These two back in the ring at each other. I got to agree with JBL. "GREAT FRIENDS, MUCH BETTER ENEMIES!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, ROMAN REIGNS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Roman Reigns gaining the opportunity again at WWE World Championship Gold
HERE COMES THE GAME! Triple H on his way to the ring to meet with Roman Reigns
42 Nights from now Roman Reigns will face Triple H for the WWE World Title
WWE WRESTLE MANIA 32 SUNDAY, APRIL 03, 2016 LIVE IN DALLAS, TEXAS
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