Coming to you live from the Prudential Center, AEW Full Gear tonight.
Newark, one of my favorite cities in New Jersey. I'm live tonight @ the Legacy Bar with my homie, Dave. We came out tonight hoping (emphasis on the word "hoping") to enjoy a night of AEW Full Gear.
I'm going to ask my man, Dave how he feels about tonight's pay per view...
Dj Handspin: Dave, what are your feelings on tonight's AEW Full Gear Pay Per View?
Dave: Personally I think half of tonight's card sucks.
Dj Handspin: Is there anyone specific your routing for in tonight's pay per view?
Dave: Most definitely, Jon Moxley
Dj Handspin: Seriously Bro, you want Jon Moxley to retain.
Dave: Look me in my face and telling me if I'm lying. You know Orange Cassidy isn't winning the AEW World Championship tonight. Why waste my time.
Dj Handspin: Jon Moxley is such a prick. He's been a prick from day one ish.
Dave: Prick or not he's retaining his championship.
Dj Handspin: I hope your wrong. Are there any other matches you have an interest in?
Dave: Bobby Lashley vs Swerve Strickland match, I'm routing for Bobby Lashley.
Dj Handspin: This was a hard decision for me to make considering the fact I don't like neither opponents. I went with the less of the two evils. Which happened to be Swerve Strickland. If Swerve Strickland wins tonight I'm not going to jump for joy. I still think he sucks. Bobby Lashley and this Hurt Syndicate isn't any better.
Dj Handspin: What about the TBS Championship? You think Mercedes Mone finally loses it?
Dave: Oh God I hope so, Mercedes Mone she sucks and Tony Khan needs to get his money back. Your paying a bitch all this money to do more public relations for AEW than actually wrestle on AEW.
Dj Handspin: When we walk inside Legacy tonight, I want to here from someone that Kris Statlander became the new TBS Championship
Dave: That's right I forgot they're airing that match during the zero hour
Dj Handspin: Last Question, then we'll go inside. How do you feel about the name zero hour?
Dave: Meaning, what?
Dj Handspin: You don't think the name is offensive to the professional wrestlers fighting during the zero hour? I mean, Tony Khan could have chosen a much better term than that.
Dave: It's just a name. These AEW fans still show up anyway and watch the pay per view from the beginning to the end.
Dj Handspin: I'am aware of the fans. AEW fans will stand behind it. I'm just saying....
Dave: Now, I'm just saying this interview is over. I came out here to get drunk and watch some hardcore wrestling, Spin are with me.
Dj Handspin: I would like to thank everyone of my Rusty Jabbers who took the time out to read this brief interview on tonight's AEW Full Gear Pay Per View. It's going to start soon. I need to get a little tipsy myself.
MATCH #01
"AEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
PRIVATE PARTY DEFEAT THE OUTRUNNERS, THE ACCLAIMED AND KINGS OF THE BLACK THRONE
Brother Zay pinning Max Caster of The Acclaimed. I guess, he's not the best wrestler afterall.
MATCH #02
MJF DEFEAT RODERICK STRONG
MJF with the steel chair around Roderick Strong's arm. MJF stomping on the steel chair. Adam Cole heading towards the ring. MJF hightailing it from the arena.
The Undisputed Kingdom and Kyle O'Reilly looking over Roderick Strong. Kyle O'Reilly is upset with Adam Cole over all of this. Kyle O'Reilly pushes Adam Cole down onto the canvas. Kyle O'Reilly moving Roderick Strong to the back.
MATCH #03
"TBS CHAMPIONSHIP"
MERCEDES MONE DEFEAT KRIS STATLANDER
I'm glad I got a chance to see this match. Most times Kris Statlander's matches are on the zero hour. It may have something to do with the fact she's wrestling Mercedes Mone for the TBS Championship. It could be the reason why they decided to have the match on the main show. After watching the result, it should have been on the zero hour.
The only good thing about this match. There was no Kamille at ringside. Can you blame Kamille for not being here tonight. After all the crap, Mercedes Mone have put her through the last couple of weeks. Especially this past Wednesday, sending Kamille in a line of fire with a broken arm. Up against Kris Statlander and Hikaru Shida.
MATCH #04
JAY WHITE DEFEAT HANGMAN ADAM PAGE
I don't really care about this match and it's storyline. This would be a bathroom break match if I was at home. I'm not using Legend's bathroom.
MATCH #05
KYLE FLETCHER DEFEAT WILL OSPREAY
To become a King, you have to kill a King. Kyle Fletcher taking down Will Ospreay with no interference.
Champagne Championship Celebration 🍾 🍾 🍾 Mariah May and Mina Shirakawa ♥️
Mariah May and Mina Shirakawa dancing. Mariah May attempting to kick Mina Shirakawa. Mina Shirakawa kicks Mariah May. Security coming out to the stage to break up the fight. Mina Shirakawa spearing Mariah May off the stage into a table down below. Mariah May is unconscious. Mina Shirakawa still standing, kissing Mariah across her face with her blood.
MATCH #06
"TNT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DANIEL GARCIA DEFEAT JACK PERRY
Jack Perry tapped out to the bluewater by Daniel Garcia.
Daniel Garcia, The New TNT CHAMPION
MATCH #07
"AEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
KONOSUKE TAKESHITA DEFEAT RICOCHET
Wow, Ricochet your second shot at the AEW International Championship and you still haven't delivered.
MATCH #08
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SWERVE STRICKLAND
Shelton Benjamin being ejected during the match for interference.
MATCH #09
"AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT ORANGE CASSIDY
Towards the end of the match, Claudio Castagnoli and Pac coming out to the ring. The Conglomeration member's Kyle O'Reilly, Rocky Romero and Tomohiro Ishii taking on Pac and Claudio Castagnoli. Willow Nightingale, returns going after Marina Shafir. Keep in mind there is still a match taking place. A man in a all black hoodie appears in the ring with a blow taking out Orange Cassidy. When revealed it turned out to be Wheeler Yuta. Jon Moxley going for the pin on Orange Cassidy to retain his AEW World Championship.
AEW didn't end on a bad note. After the match was over. It was open season on the AEW World Championship. It started with Hangman Page in the ring with a steel chair clearing out the house. Hangman and Moxley steering face to face. Christian Cage from behind with the killswitch on Jon Moxley. Jon Moxley was layed out on the canvas. Christian Cage getting ready to cash in his contract until Jay White attacked him.
Jon Moxley and the rest of the Death Riders, heading to the parking lot. When an unusual looking vehicle drove into Death Rider's vehicle. I should have known Darby Allin was the person behind that unusual vehicle. You can't get anymore unusual than Darby Allin.
The Death Riders ended up stealing someone's car in order to make their escape.
THE FUTURE OF AEW:
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