Friday, April 5, 2024

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2024 "Stand & Deliver" Issue #01

Good Afternoooon, PHIIIILLLLY!!!! 
Even though I'm not there but boy do I wish I was, WOOOOO! "STAND AND DELIVER!" πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ πŸ‘πŸΏ

How many of my Rusty Jabbers are ready to take the trip to Wrestlemania for the Weekend. Starting the afternoon off with NXT's Stand and Deliver then followed by later in the evening with Wrestlemania Night One. 

I'm going to be spending alot of time inside my apartment. This is why, I'm keeping my refrigerator stacked with DiGiorno pizza and soda, beer and of course endo. By the end of this evening. I'll probably find myself going to the bathroom excessively for diarrhea. Along with being drunk and high. 
✊🏾 LET'S STAND AND DELIVER! πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH 
JOE GACY DEFEAT SHAWN SPEARS 
Pay Per View beginning 19 minutes starting off with Shawn Spears facing Joe Gacy. 

I would like to thank, Wade Barrett for joining the commentary with Booker T and Vic Joseph for the Stand and Deliver Pay Per View. I never ever thought there'll be a day I would want Wade Barrett to participate in the commentary with Vic Joseph and Booker T. 

Stand and Deliver is about to begin. 
What the hell are these yahoos doing? 
Meta Four, hosting Stand and Deliver, πŸ₯±
They're mocking each match on this afternoon's roster. Jealous because they're not performing at Stand and Deliver.

MATCH #01 
"NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRON BREAKKER & DEFEAT AXIOM AND
BARON CORBIN.                NATHAN FRAZER 
Loved it, Axiom and Nathan Frazar getting the early jump on Bron Breakker and Baron Corbin. Definitely throwing them off their game. Things turning around for the champs. Baron Corbin with the brainbuster on Axiom. Baron Corbin tagging in Bron Breakker. Bron Breakker with a spear taking out Axiom through the ring. 
Axiom with a spanish fly on Bron Breakker. 
Bron Breakker with a gutbuster on Nathan Frazar.
Axiom with a spanish fly on Bron Breakker.
Baron Corbin with a brainbuster on Nathan Frazar. 
Bron Breakker setting up for a spear outside the ring. Axiom pulling Nathan Frazar away from Bron Breakker. Bron Breakker crashing into the steel steps. Baron Corbin picking up Axiom and Nathan Frazar and slamming them onto the announce table. 

MATCH #02
"NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
OBA FEMI DEFEAT JOSH BRIGGS AND 
DI-JAK 
This match going to be crazy, three behemoth wrestlers out for the gold. Oba Femi, the current undefeated North American Champion. Whom happen to be 09/00. Oba Femi talent will be tested throughout this match. Can he continue to be, "THE BIG DAWG IN THE YARD!" 
Oba Femi with a double drop on both, Josh Briggs and  Di-Jak, Di-Jak kicked out. 
It'll take a lot to keep Di-Jak down. Di-Jak's a fighting wrestler. 
Di-Jak close to pinning Oba Femi. Josh Briggs dragging Di-Jak out of the ring. Di-Jak making Josh Briggs pay for that. 
Oba Femi pinning Josh Briggs. 

MATCH #03 
"SIX WOMEN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THEA HAIL,       DEFEAT   JACEY JAYNE, 
FALLON HENLEY AND   KELANI JAMES AND 
KELANI JORDAN            IZZI DAME 
I can't stand, Jacey Pain. I call her, pain because that's what she is. She sucks! 
Jacey Jayne was lost and now, she's found. She found 03 new bitches, Kiana James, Izzi Dame and Jazmin Nyx. (Toxic Attraction 2.0)
Jacey Jayne and Thea Hail, finally alone in the ring.  
Everyone have been layed out on the mat around the ring. Thea and Jacey going at each other. Thea all over her. Kiana James and Izzi Dame, finally are able to get off of the mat and back to their corner. Izzi Dame tags in. Izzi Dame tapped out by Thea Hail. 
Chase U, Thea Hail, Kelani Jordan all were happy over this afternoon's victory. The only one who didn't look happy was Fallon Henley. She wasn't celebrating in the ring with the rest of them.

Ava Raines making an announcement that pretty soon, the women's division will have there first ever "NORTH AMERICAN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP".

MATCH #04
"NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROXANNE PEREZ DEFEAT LYRA VALKYRIA 
I like Lyra Valkyria, I believe she's an awesome champion. At the same time, Roxanne Perez never have gotten a fair match without any type of interruptions. Roxanne Perez deserve to prove her strengths in a fair match against Lyra Valkyria for the championship. 
Maybe all of this can be part of a storyline. It just seems, everytime Roxanne Perez try to go after the NXT Women's Championship, there is some sort of controversy.
Perhaps conspiracy is a better word. 
WHOA, I guess I no longer need to think that anymore. Lyra Valkyria just tapped out to Roxanne Perez submission maneuver the pop rox.
Roxanne Perez doing damage to Lyra Valkyria's injured arm which caused her to make the tap out. 
Roxanne Perez finished her story. 
Congratulations to the new, NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION, ROXANNE PEREZ πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #05
"NXT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ILJA DRAGUNOV DEFEAT TONY D'ANGELO 
I'm not doing too much commenting on this match. I can't believe, it's only been 02 hrs Stand and Deliver is almost over. I want to see this match between The Don and The Dragon. Ol' Skool, Tony D'Angelo, the same one who defeated Tommaso Ciampa for his North American Championship. "BRING THE HEAT!" If your looking for a chance at the NXT Championship. 
I like Dragunov, he's psycho. You have to be willing to bleed and kill yourself to hold onto your championship. There's alot of wrestlers who don't have the balls.

Lyra Valkyria is pissed off, she's not in the mood for Tatum Paxley bullshit.

MATCH #06
TRICK WILLIAMS DEFEAT CARMELO HAYES
The match everyone been waiting for. The match, 16,545 Philadelphia residents came out for. The highest rated NXT Pay Per View ever. According to that loud mouth, Noam Dar. 
Two African American men, main eventing on NXT during Wrestlemania weekend. 
Trick Williams in his hometown of Philadelphia, PA. A victory for the hometown boy would be awesome. 
Carmelo damaging Trick Williams ribs, earlier in the match. Trick Williams struggling throughout the match. 
Carmelo with a steel chair, blasting Trick Williams with the steel chair. The referee taking the steel chair from Carmelo. Carmelo with a lowblow on Trick Williams followed by a pin. Trick Williams kicked out. 
Carmelo inadvertinely knocking out the referee. Another, referee coming down the ramp. 
Trick Williams with the trick knee taking out Carmelo Trick Williams pinning Carmelo Hayes.
Trick Williams taking down his so call, homie this afternoon. Proving to his hometown and the NXT roster, he's no one's sidekick. 
CONGRATULATIONS TO TRICK WILLIAMS!
WHUP DAT TRICK! WHUP DAT TRICK! WHUP DAT TRICK! WHUP DAT TRICK! WHUP DAT TRICK! πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Congratulations to NXT STAND AND DELIVER πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
The best pay per views, are yet to come.
Everyone get a nap, get some air. We'll be back later for Wrestlemania 40 Night One.
 
 

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