Saturday, July 2, 2022

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter "Money In The Bank" July 02, 2022 Issue #01

Good evening everyone I hope you getting yourself prepared for tonight's Money In The Bank pay per view. 
I hope whatever take place this evening you'll enjoy what you see. 
I don't think tonight's Money In The Bank is going to be all that great like everyone except. I have my heart set on three matches, The Street Profits defeating The Usos to become the Undisputed Tag Team Champions and Ronda Rousey defeating Natalya. I don't care how much Natalya say so that bitch isn't tapping out Ronda Rousey for the first time. 🀭 Keep dream!
There's another match I'm interested in but its not a big deal. Its Bobby Lashley vs Theory for the United States Championship. I don't have a problem with Bobby Lashley facing Theory. Theory is a pain in the ass and a snob. He deserve to get his ass kicked tonight by Bobby Lashley. 
I just don't feel that Bobby Lashley doesn't deserve a United States Championship with his status. 
Those three are probably the most decent matches on tonight's pay per view.
I shouldn't look into the Men and Women MITB ladder matches. Over the past couple of weeks I read several spoilers through the WWE and Facebook chat room. I do not like it when the chat rooms release too much information. I only hope that the information that I read are actual facts. 

MATCH #01
WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER 
BECKY LYNCH, ASUKA, LIV MORGAN, RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ, LACEY EVANS, SHOTZI, ALEXA BLISS 

We're only a few minutes in the match now. 
The ladies have the ladders up.
Raquel Rodriguez an inch away the briefcase.
Until Liv Morgan came up, Liv Morgan almost had it. Lacey Evans stopping her.
Lacey Evans an inch away from the briefcase.
Asuka trying to break Raquel's arm outside the ring. 
Becky Lynch from the top of ladder diving into Asuka's ribs while she was laying across another ladder. 
Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan fighting over the ladder. Liv Morgan pushing Becky Lynch off the ladder. Liv Morgan going for the briefcase.
LIV MORGAN, 2022 THE NEW MISS MONEY IN THE BANK. SHE HAS UP TO A YEAR UNTIL THE CONTRACT EXPIRES BEFORE SHE CAN CASH IN THE BRIEFCASE.

MATCH #02 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT THEORY 
Why do I have a feeling this match is going to be bullshit. Bobby Lashley prove me wrong. I wouldn't be surprise if Theory have the Alpha Academy come out here tonight to guard his back. 
Bobby Lashley won!,πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ I'm proud of him but I didn't want him to be the United States Championship. Why they treating Bobby Lashley so lame with these belts. Understand Theory, he's a lame dude it doesn't matter what he wears. 

MATCH #03 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT CARMELLA 
This is another match that's going suck. Only because this match have two people in it that I do not like Bianca Bel Air and Carmella. Bianca Bel Air wasting her time with this match. I'm wasting my time watching this match you know Bianca Bel Air retaining her championship. 🀭  
Carmella being a soreloser and going after Bianca Bel Air. Well, I'm actually proud Carmella for doing that. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ 

MATCH #04 "UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS 
The Usos celebrating 348 days. 
Okay now it is about that time to get down to business The Usos verses The Street Profits. Can The Street Profits bring the title home tonight. 
The Street Profits would have made new champions with two pin attempts.
The Usos regaining their disputed tag team championships. According to Montez Forde his shoulder was up when he was pinned. 

MATCH #05 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NATALYA 
I'm not even going to doubt, Ronda Rousey I know she is going to win tonight. Natalya sucks, she never win any big matches. And, if what I read about Bayley returning to WWE and facing Ronda Rousey at Summerslam is true, I'm looking forward to it. 
Ronda Rousey using Natalya's sharpshooter on her. Natalya in agony and pain crawling to the rope. 
Liv Morgan coming down the ramp to cash in the Money In The Bank Briefcase. 
LIV MORGAN DEFEAT RONDA ROUSEY 
The New Smackdown Women's Champion 

MATCH #06 MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH 
RIDDLE, SETH ROLLINS, OMOS, MADCAP MOSS, SAMI ZAYN, SHEAMUS, DREW MCINTYRE, THEORY 
Adam Pearce coming out and raising the ladder match an 08th competitor, Theory. Of course, Vince McMahon ass kisser gets picked for this match without even qualifying for it. It doesn't matter its not like he's going to win anyway. 
Omg, Omos went flying through the air and landing on the WWE announce table. 
Drew McIntyre climbing the ladder. Sheamus stuck under the ladder. Butch coming to the ring with his arms around his neck. 
Sami Zayn climbing a ladder, Seth Rollins on his way up pushing Sami Zayn off. Seth Rollins reaching for the briefcase. Riddle climbing up the ladder. Seth Rollins and Riddle fighting at the top of the ladder until they topple over. Theory climbing up the ladder. Omg, I can't believe this I should have known when Adam Pearce adding him to the match he was going to win. 
THEORY, 2022 THE NEW MR MONEY IN THE BANK. HE HAS UP TO A YEAR UNTIL THE CONTRACT EXPIRES BEFORE HE CAN CASH IN THE BRIEFCASE.  



Next WWE Event: 
Summerslam, Saturday July 30, 2022
Nashville, Tn

Clash at the Castle Sat. September 03, 2022 
Cardiff, Uk 


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