Rusty Jabbz Newsletter "SummerSlam PPV" July 30, 2022 Issue #02

Tonight's the big night. Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar last man standing match going down tonight. Everyone in the chat room got their hearts set on Brock Lesnar to go home tonight as the winner of the undisputed universal champion. I guess you have good WWE fans following Brock Lesnar and cheering for him to the Undisputed Universal Championship tonight. There's also alot of morons inside the chat room and across the universe, who have their hearts set on beautiful Theory, mainly the bitches are loving him. 🤭 

I found out on this past Friday Smackdown, Riddle won't be apart of Summerslam, he's medically disqualified. Thanks to Seth Rollins.🖕🏿 However, Seth Rollins is still participating in tonight's Summerslam. I just hope Seth Rollins gets what he deserves, in whatever match with whatever opponent he have to face. 

MATCH #01 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 

Becky coming in with an excellent strategy on Bianca's right arm, complete damage. 

Classy move by my girl, Big Time Becks showing love to Bianca Bel Air. 

Okay, what's this going on? Its my girl, Bayley! It's true, what they were saying. Welcome back girl. Who's this with here, Dakota Kai 🙂 and I.O. Shirai. Check, Bayley out all up in Bianca's grill. Lol, really Becky you gonna go there and stand by Bianca, smh. 

MATCH #02 

LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT THE MIZ

The referee ejecting Ciampa from ringside. Ciampa refusing to leave. Aj Styles making sure Ciampa leave. 

Logan Paul deliver a frogsplash on The Miz through the announce table. Logan Paul with the skull crushing finally onto The Miz. 

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT THEORY 

Theory getting the jump on Bobby Lashley, before the opening bell. Theory attacking Bobby Lashley with the briefcase. Okay the bell have rung. Theory tapping out to the hurtlock. 

MATCH #04 "NO DISQUALIFICATION"

THE MYSTERIOS DEFEAT JUDGEMENT DAY 

I knew it was a matter of time, Rhea Ripley would get involved. It doesn't matter for tonight its no disqualification. 

He's here! EDGE.... Edge making his way down the ramp towards the ring. Edge taking out Judgement Day. 

MATCH #05 

PAT MCAFEE DEFEAT HAPPY CORBIN 

Lol, bumass Corbin, bumass Corbin. I think this joke that Pat McAfee came up with is funny. I just don't think having a choir singing, bumass Corbin is funny. Its a rather cruel or perhaps blasphemous. 

During the middle of the match, referee Robinson was knocked out. Pat McAfee was getting some payback from last night's Smackdown. Happy Corbin receiving a low blow. 

MATCH #06 "UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" WITH SPECIAL GUEST JEFF JARRETT 

THE USOS DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS 

Street Profits being lead to the ring by The Titans Cheerleaders. 

Jeff Jarrett have been keeping order in the ring so far. 

What the hell was that Jarrett, you did to Montez? Montez had one of the Usos pinned. Jarrett, did some bullshit counting on Montez. Jarrett, started counting until 02 then flipped his body over and then said, the number #03. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Montez may have been screwed by Jeff Jarrett with whatever he just did. 

The Usos retaining the championship possibly because of Jeff Jarrett. 🤦🏽‍♂️

MATCH #07 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

LIV MORGAN DEFEAT RONDA ROUSEY 

Liv Morgan tapped out. The referee never saw from that angle . Liv Morgan pinned Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey snapped! Ronda Rousey believe Liv Morgan tapped out first. 

MATCH #08 "UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 

Roman Reigns coming to the ring for tonight's match, Mr 680.

Nashville, don't acknowledge him! Brock Lesnar driving a tractor to the ring. Brock Lesnar introducing himself. Brock Lesnar jumping off of a tractor to get the match started and its been all Brock Lesnar ever since. 

Brock Lesnar putting Roman Reigns inside the tractor and dumping him into the ring. 

Brock Lesnar moving the ring with tractor and lifting up the ring with Roman Reigns laying across it. 

The Usos had enough of Brock Lesnar they came out to help there, Tribal Chief. 

Brock Lesnar handling the Usos and Paul Heyman. I'm not sure if this was necessary, Paul Heyman being dumped in between announce table. 

Roman Reigns needed assistance from the Bloodline followed by alot of equipment to bury, The Beast to keep him down. Brock Lesnar didn't go down easy. 

I just want to say thank you to the 48,449 in capacity at the Nissan stadium in Nashville, Tennessee. I hope everyone had a wonderful time. The most classical matches tonight that'll never be forgotten, Bianca Bel Air defeating Becky Lynch. Bayley making a return to WWE. IO Shirai and Dakota Kai making a debut on Summerslam and Roman Reigns defeating Brock Lesnar. Even though the match was bullshit and Roman Reigns is bullshit. No one will ever forget, Brock Lesnar with the tractor, lol. Omg, totally awesome memory for Summerslam 2022. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

NEXT WWE EVENT: On September 03rd 2022

Clash At The Castle, Cardiff (UK).....

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter "Money In The Bank" July 02, 2022 Issue #01

Good evening everyone I hope you getting yourself prepared for tonight's Money In The Bank pay per view. 

I hope whatever take place this evening you'll enjoy what you see. 

I don't think tonight's Money In The Bank is going to be all that great like everyone except. I have my heart set on three matches, The Street Profits defeating The Usos to become the Undisputed Tag Team Champions and Ronda Rousey defeating Natalya. I don't care how much Natalya say so that bitch isn't tapping out Ronda Rousey for the first time. 🤭 Keep dream!

There's another match I'm interested in but its not a big deal. Its Bobby Lashley vs Theory for the United States Championship. I don't have a problem with Bobby Lashley facing Theory. Theory is a pain in the ass and a snob. He deserve to get his ass kicked tonight by Bobby Lashley. 

I just don't feel that Bobby Lashley doesn't deserve a United States Championship with his status. 

Those three are probably the most decent matches on tonight's pay per view.

I shouldn't look into the Men and Women MITB ladder matches. Over the past couple of weeks I read several spoilers through the WWE and Facebook chat room. I do not like it when the chat rooms release too much information. I only hope that the information that I read are actual facts. 

MATCH #01

WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER 

BECKY LYNCH, ASUKA, LIV MORGAN, RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ, LACEY EVANS, SHOTZI, ALEXA BLISS 

We're only a few minutes in the match now. 

The ladies have the ladders up.

Raquel Rodriguez an inch away the briefcase.

Until Liv Morgan came up, Liv Morgan almost had it. Lacey Evans stopping her.

Lacey Evans an inch away from the briefcase.

Asuka trying to break Raquel's arm outside the ring. 

Becky Lynch from the top of ladder diving into Asuka's ribs while she was laying across another ladder. 

Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan fighting over the ladder. Liv Morgan pushing Becky Lynch off the ladder. Liv Morgan going for the briefcase.

LIV MORGAN, 2022 THE NEW MISS MONEY IN THE BANK. SHE HAS UP TO A YEAR UNTIL THE CONTRACT EXPIRES BEFORE SHE CAN CASH IN THE BRIEFCASE.

MATCH #02 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT THEORY 

Why do I have a feeling this match is going to be bullshit. Bobby Lashley prove me wrong. I wouldn't be surprise if Theory have the Alpha Academy come out here tonight to guard his back. 

Bobby Lashley won!,👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 I'm proud of him but I didn't want him to be the United States Championship. Why they treating Bobby Lashley so lame with these belts. Understand Theory, he's a lame dude it doesn't matter what he wears. 

MATCH #03 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT CARMELLA 

This is another match that's going suck. Only because this match have two people in it that I do not like Bianca Bel Air and Carmella. Bianca Bel Air wasting her time with this match. I'm wasting my time watching this match you know Bianca Bel Air retaining her championship. 🤭  

Carmella being a soreloser and going after Bianca Bel Air. Well, I'm actually proud Carmella for doing that. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 

MATCH #04 "UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE USOS DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS 

The Usos celebrating 348 days. 

Okay now it is about that time to get down to business The Usos verses The Street Profits. Can The Street Profits bring the title home tonight. 

The Street Profits would have made new champions with two pin attempts.

The Usos regaining their disputed tag team championships. According to Montez Forde his shoulder was up when he was pinned. 

MATCH #05 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NATALYA 

I'm not even going to doubt, Ronda Rousey I know she is going to win tonight. Natalya sucks, she never win any big matches. And, if what I read about Bayley returning to WWE and facing Ronda Rousey at Summerslam is true, I'm looking forward to it. 

Ronda Rousey using Natalya's sharpshooter on her. Natalya in agony and pain crawling to the rope. 

Liv Morgan coming down the ramp to cash in the Money In The Bank Briefcase. 

LIV MORGAN DEFEAT RONDA ROUSEY 

The New Smackdown Women's Champion 

MATCH #06 MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH 

RIDDLE, SETH ROLLINS, OMOS, MADCAP MOSS, SAMI ZAYN, SHEAMUS, DREW MCINTYRE, THEORY 

Adam Pearce coming out and raising the ladder match an 08th competitor, Theory. Of course, Vince McMahon ass kisser gets picked for this match without even qualifying for it. It doesn't matter its not like he's going to win anyway. 

Omg, Omos went flying through the air and landing on the WWE announce table. 

Drew McIntyre climbing the ladder. Sheamus stuck under the ladder. Butch coming to the ring with his arms around his neck. 

Sami Zayn climbing a ladder, Seth Rollins on his way up pushing Sami Zayn off. Seth Rollins reaching for the briefcase. Riddle climbing up the ladder. Seth Rollins and Riddle fighting at the top of the ladder until they topple over. Theory climbing up the ladder. Omg, I can't believe this I should have known when Adam Pearce adding him to the match he was going to win. 

THEORY, 2022 THE NEW MR MONEY IN THE BANK. HE HAS UP TO A YEAR UNTIL THE CONTRACT EXPIRES BEFORE HE CAN CASH IN THE BRIEFCASE.  

Next WWE Event: 

Summerslam, Saturday July 30, 2022

Nashville, Tn

Clash at the Castle Sat. September 03, 2022 

Cardiff, Uk