Saturday, June 4, 2022

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2022 Issue #02 "Hell In A Cell"

To everyone with us this evening. I hope you'll be enjoying yourself with a much better evening than last night's NXT Takeover In Your House, lol. 🀭 Last night pay per view sucked. I'm not saying, Hell In A Cell will be much better. I got my eyes set on matches like Cody Rhodes verses Seth Rollins Match #03. Match #03, must come to an end tonight between Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins. Taking place tonight inside hell, inside cell. Cody Rhodes have been 02 n 00 on Seth Rollins, so far. I'm going to stand behind Seth Rollins in support to help bring down Cody Rhodes and this storyline.
Another one, of my matches that I'm interested in watching here this evening. I have my eyes on the Judgement Day match. A six person match between Edge, Rhea Ripley & Damien Priest verses Aj Styles, Finn Balor & Liv Morgan. 

HELL IN A CELL 

MATCH #01 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT ASUKA AND BECKY LYNCH 
I thought this match was in a cell. It doesn't matter, kick their ass Becky wherever you are. Brilliant by Asuka with two ankle locks. 
Becky Lynch getting ready to pin Asuka.
Bianca Bel Air tossing Becky Lynch out of the ring. Bianca Bel Air pinning Asuka.

MATCH #02 "02 ON 01 HANDICAP MATCH"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT OMOS & MVP
MVP cutting out the match early like a wuss. He's tapping in Omos. MVP tapping back in now that Lashley is down. MVP with the pin count. Omos is back in the ring. Omos running down The All Mighty Bobby Lashley through the barricade. Omos tossing Cedric Alexander over the ring. Bobby Lashley with the hurtlock wrapped around MVP. MVP tapping out.

MATCH #03
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT EZEKIEL/ELIAS
OMG, this match sucks. I hope this storyline ends after tonight. Ezekiel kick Kevin Owens disturbed ass. Kevin Owens gets his win tonight over Ezekiel. Fine, I hope this ends it. 

Okay this match right I most definitely want see, "THE JUDGEMENT DAY!" A six person match between Edge, Rhea Ripley Damien Priest facing Aj Styles, Finn Balor, Liv Morgan. 

MATCH #04 "SIX PERSON TAG TEAM MATCH"
EDGE, RHEA RIPLEY & DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT AJ STYLES, FINN BALOR & LIV MORGAN 
Aj Styles finally connected Edge with a phenomenon four arm, and getting ready to pin him. Damien Priest pulling, Aj Styles out of the ring.
Finn Balor getting ready to do the cutegra. Rhea Ripley standing in front of Finn Balor. Liv Morgan jumping onto Rhea Ripley.
Edge speared Finn Balor, Edge rolled up and pinned Finn Balor.

MATCH #05 "NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH"
MADCAP MOSS DEFEAT HAPPY CORBIN 
Madcap, showing his true self tonight. He's letting Happy Corbin know I'm the wrong person you fucked with. OM FUCKIN' God, Madcap slamming Happy Corbin into a steel steps. Madcap wrapping a steel chair around the neck of Happy Corbin and pinning him down.
WOOOHOOO! It look like it'll Happy Corbin that'll be leaving tonight in the back of a EMS van.

MATCH #06 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
THEORY DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI 
I don't give a shit about this match. Theory is going to hold on anyway.🀭 

MATCH #07 "HELL IN A CELL MATCH"
CODY RHODES DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
Thats not funny, dude. What's with the polkadots. Seth Rollins out here mocking Dusty Rhodes, God Bless his soul. Seth is going to make me regret routing for him tonight. I just hope he wins so all of this can end. Cody Rhodes fighting right now with an injured pectoral muscle on one side of his shoulder. Seth Rollins taking advantage of it with the usage of a kendu stick. 
Seth Rollins setting up a table in the ring. Seth going to the ring post to prepare for the frogsplash. Cody Rhodes moving out the way. Inside a hell in a cell match, Cody Rhodes turn this around into a bullrope. Cody convincing Seth to tie his arm.
Seth Rollins tossing Cody Rhodes through a table. Seth Rollins trying to capture a pin. Cody Rhodes kicked out. Seth Rollins with a stomp on Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes kicked out. Cody Rhodes pinned Seth Rollins. I can't believe it. Omg 😲 smh. 

Cody Rhodes defeated Seth Rollins again for the third time. I'm getting sick and tired of this. They said, tonight match #03 will be the last match. I was hoping this was the last match that's if Seth Rollins won. Y'all know this shit isn't over. Seth Rollins still coming for him.



Next WWE Event: 
Money In The Bank July 02nd
Las Vegas Weekend 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2022 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover In Your House"

Okay I feel good. Just getting myself ready for NXT Takeover In Your House. I got my eyes on tonight's matches Kayden Carter and Katana Chance facing Toxic Attraction for the NXT Women's Championship. All eyes on you. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ I hope y'all get it tonight.

MATCH #01 
TONY D'ANGELO, STACKS AND TWO DIMES DEFEAT LEGADO DEL FANTASMA 
LDF is in the family, lmao 

Okay here comes my girls, Kayden Carter and Katana Chance coming to the ring to gain some gold let's make it happen. 

MATCH #02 "NXT WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
TOXIC ATTRACTION DEFEAT KATANA CHANCE & KAYDEN CARTER 
This isn't the NXT pay per view I've been expecting so far. smh 

MATCH #03 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
CARMELO HAYES DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 
Bullshit match, Trick Williams the exfactor throughout the majority of the match. This match sucked! 🀭 Carmelo Hayes is like Roman Reigns because he can not be in a match without assistance. 

Why am I even wasting my time on this match. I'm suppose to believe Wendy Choo will end Mandy Rose 228 day reign, as NXT Women Champion. This is another match that is 🀭

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
MANDY ROSE DEFEAT WENDY CHOO 

The pressure is on tonight for the Creed Brothers. It's either receive the titles or get the boot. πŸ₯Ύ Roderick Strong with the heavy pressure on The Creed Brothers to beat Pretty Deadly. 

MATCH #05 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE CREED BROTHERS DEFEAT PRETTY DEADLY 
Yes, The Creed Brothers accomplished gold. Finally something on this damn pay per view made me happy. Its getting late now. 

This next match coming up Bron Breakker better behave because if he lose control. He will lose the championship. Tonight's main event, Joe Gacy verses Bron Breakker for the NXT World Championship. 

MATCH #06 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRON BREAKKER DEFEAT JOE GACY 


WWE HELL IN A CELL, tomorrow night @ 8pm on Peacock