"SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
CESARO & SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
I had a feeling this match was being chosen for the kick off show. Yeah, you know how that goes Cesaro, Nakamura and Lucha House Party aren't main material for pay per views.
Clash of the Champions Gold Rush Pay Per View kicking off tonight with more than just a championship match. A winner takes all ladders match. Both, titles hanging proudly over the ring. Although I don't know why Delusional Zayn's title is hanging over the ring, lol. I can only imagine, he begged the WWE staff to death to put it up there, smh.
MATCH #01 "WINNER TAKE ALL LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND JEFF HARDY
I think we're going to need that ambulance now, instead of later, lol. OMG, I can't believe what Sami Zayn is doing. Sami Zayn handcuffing Jeff Hardy's earlobe to one of the ladders. Sami Zayn trying to do the same thing with Aj Styles. Sami Zayn handcuffed himself to Aj Styles. Wherever Aj Styles go, Sami will go. Aj Styles trying to climb up the ladder. Sami Zayn being attached to Aj Styles keeping himself nailed to the canvas. Sami Zayn un-handcuffed himself from Aj Styles and handcuffed Aj to another ladder. Sami Zayn climbing up the ladder and bringing down both, championships. Its sad to say but unfortunately, Sami Zayn is the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion.
MATCH #02 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT ZELINA VEGA
Somoa Joe is back, joining the Monday Night Raw commentary team at their announce table.
Zelina Vega first attempt at championship gold. She's giving up the babysitting of Andrade and Angel Garza and thinking big. Zelina Vega showing the WWE Universe that she has goals and big plans to make it in this business. Congratulations to the homegirl from Queens. Zelina Vega did an impressive performance. She caught Asuka on multiple occasions nearly coming close with pinfalls. In do time, Zelina Vega will be a champion. Zelina Vega The Future!
Zelina Vega with a cheap shot at the end of the match. Zelina Vega very sore over her loss. She didn't take it very well.
MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWZ
Apollo Crewz failed, he wasn't himself. Totally off during the match. This match goes to Bobby Lashley.
MATCH #04 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE AND ANGEL GARZA
Andrade and Angel Garza taking on the Streets Profits tonight for the tag team championships without Zelina Vega's management and supervision. SMH, all I'm going to say, "You have no excuses!"
MATCH #05 "OPEN CHALLENGE FOR SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT BAYLEY BY DISQUALIFICATION
Bayley wasn't expecting a surprise visitor tonight. It's BOSS TIME, Sasha Banks returning here tonight on Clash of the Championship. Sasha Banks bringing her own steel chair for Bayley. Sasha Banks with a little bit of vengeance got off as much as she can give. You can still tell Sasha Banks isn't 100%. She did all she could to go after Bayley especially with the neckbrace still wrapped around her neck. Bayley wasn't there to fight Sasha. Bayley seized the opportunity and got herself away from Sasha. You know that old heel saying, "I'll face you, on my time". My time, normally mean jumping their opponent from behind, lol.
MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH FOR THE RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
They always say Karma is a bitch. Tonight Karma appears at the size of The Big Show, LMAO, OMG. I like that totally awesome well played. The Big Show punishing Randy with a slam through the announce table.
I don't know what Drew McIntyre concocted for tonight. Whatever it is, so far its been brilliant. A night filled with Randy Orton retributions coming from Christian in the backstage area and Shawn Michaels delivering the sweetchin music to Randy Orton from the top of the ambulance. Everyone's coming out this evening and getting their piece of payback on Orton.
Drew McIntyre came very close to losing the World Championship. Randy Orton almost had Drew McIntyre in the ambulance. Drew McIntyre wouldn't let Orton shut the door. McIntyre manage to escape through the ambulance. Randy Orton ended up being the one locked inside the ambulance but not before Drew McIntyre made his final move. The punt on Randy Orton's head that started all of this. Now, the ambulance is closed and locked with Randy Orton and the Natureboy Ric Flair behind the wheels ready to go the local hospital, lol. It seems everyone came out for a piece of revenge towards Randy Orton except Edge. I wish, Edge was there. He deserves as much payback on Orton as possible.
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/COUSIN VS COUSIN"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO
Jey Uso trying to play mind games on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns did not come out here for games. Jey Uso punches are bouncing off Roman Reigns his punches don't faze him. Roman Reigns knocked out Jey Uso with one superman punch and two rogue punches and yet Jey Uso is still standing. Roman Reigns continuing with the beat down. I feel he proved his point, he should just take the pin count. Okay, Jey Uso back up with some momentum taking down Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns should have gotten out of there. Jey Uso with a super kick and pin attempt. Roman Reigns kicking out.
Jey Uso with another super kick and pin attempt. Roman Reigns kicking out. Roman Reigns spearing Jey Uso. Roman Reigns looking to be declared as the "Tribal Chief" "The Head of Table!" Jey Uso denying Roman Reigns request. The more Jey Uso keeps denying. The more Roman Reigns will continue to lay the Smackdown on Jey Uso. Roman Reigns will not stop until, he's acknowledged as "The Tribal Chief!"
Jimmy Uso coming down the ramp with a white towel. Jimmy begging Roman Reigns to stop. Jey telling Jimmy not to throw in the towel. Jimmy doesn't care he's thinking about his brother. You have this guy in the ring who Jey Uso thought was his cousin but it turns out Roman Reigns is nothing more than a monster. I don't blame Jimmy for throwing in the towel. Jey may not have like it but trust me it was for your own good. Jey Uso needed to get away from that monster.
NEXT WWE EVENT:
HELL IN A CELL, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2020
