Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #03 "WWE Payback"

Payback Kick Off Show Live Stream Panel with Charly Caruso, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield, Peter Rosenberg, Booker T and Jerry "The King" Lawler 

R-Truth, what are you doing here. Raw Talk is tomorrow, you big doofus.🤦‍♂️ Your interrupting the Kick Off Show. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:

THE RIOTT SQUAD DEFEAT THE IICONICS 

Shades of Kay from Billie Kay, Ruby Riott feeling it. Double team in the corner by Billie Kay and Peyton Royce on Ruby Riott. I'm looking at the frustration on Liv Morgan's face. The desperation, she want inside the ring. Liv Morgan finally tags herself in. Liv Morgan with the double stomp on Peyton Royce. Liv Morgan tagging back in Ruby Riott. 

Okay its Payback Time! 

Of course get rid of the garbage matches first. I just hope Apollo Crews is successful this week just like he was last week against MVP. Of course MVP needs Bobby Lashley assistance to capture the United States Championship. Lol, No Hurt Business being bard from ringside this week. Gee I wonder why, lol. 

Uh huh look what I told you already MVP and Shelton Benjamin up and ready to take down Apollo but they can't because they know if any member of the Hurt Business lay a hand on Apollo Crews the match will be declared a disqualification. 

Bobby Lashley with a full nelson on Apollo Crews. Apollo Crews tapping out. Bobby Lashley the new United States Championship 🤭 Bobby Lashley and the Hurt Business are very thrilled. Apollo Crews shutting down their happiness. Apollo Crews making it clear, he's coming back for his championship.

MATCH #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS 

Another garbage match their airing at the early start of the program. 🤭 

Okay Big E have gotten my attention driving Sheamus through the ropes on to the mats. 

Big E with his finisher taking down the Celtic Warrior with Big Ending. 

Big E letting Corey Graves know, "I'm ready if you don't feel that, you don't feel me!"

MATCH #02

BIG E DEFEAT SHEAMUS 

We're starting to see a change in the pay per view as it gets fired up with Matt Riddle facing King Snorbin.🤭 I can't stand this so call King. Why is he a King anyway. You know, Corbin should be one of those sudan that's known for carrying a king.

MATCH #03 

MATT RIDDLE DEFEAT KING CORBIN 

King Corbin not accepting Matt Riddle's victory. Corbin letting Riddle know the war isn't over. 

Okay, now we're getting down to business. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship on the line. Will Sasha Banks and Bayley still be champions after this match is over. We all know Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler the biggest bitches in the WWE that can't stand one another willing to put their differences aside for the WWE Tag Team Championships. 

Nia and Shayna doing exactly what they said backstage, "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of your way". Nia and Shayna very dominate during this match. Sasha and Bayley trying to figure out how to regroup. Shayna Baszler with Bayley in the carabuda clutch. Bayley tapped out. One Belt Bayley, No Belt Banks. 

MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

SHAYNA BASZLER & NIA JAX DEFEAT BAYLEY & SASHA BANKS 

Keith Lee is up next against the legend killer, Randy Orton. I wish him all the best. The only thing I ask of the match is Keith Lee, please wear shorts and not a skirt. 

Okay I see he has on tight shorts, I don't know that must hurt his testicles. Let 'em breathe brother. Okay that's enough of biology. Let's get into the match. Keith Lee feeling the slaps coming from Randy Orton. Randy Orton demanding respect. An elbow by Keith Lee, the impact sends Randy Orton rolling across the ring. Keith Lee slamming Randy Orton into the commentary table. Randy Orton attempting an RKO on Keith Lee. Keith Lee with his strength set up Randy Orton with the spirit bomb. Keith Lee pinned Randy Orton. 

MATCH 05 

KEITH LEE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

I got my fingers crossed for The Mysterio family. I'm getting sick and tired of the Monday Night Moron and his girlfriend Murphy. Dominic Mysterio already all over Murphy. Seth Rollins want to take care of Dominic. Dominic tagging in Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio all over Murphy. Rey Mysterio wants Seth Rollins in the ring. Seth with a little hesitation. Seth and Murphy back and forth with tagging ins keeping Rey Mysterio away from Dominic. Rey Mysterio finally reached Dominic. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Dominic. Dominic kicking out. Seth Rollins taking apart Dominic Mysterio. Dominic needs to get to Rey Mysterio but he's across the ring. Dominic manage to make it. Rey Mysterio is back inside. Rey Mysterio getting a piece of Seth Rollins. Rey Mysterio off the top rope. Omg, Seth Rollins with a kick to the ribs of Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins and Murphy firing Dominic straight into the barricade. There making sure Dominic isn't a factor anymore. Seth Rollins looking to do some kind of powerbomb on Rey Mysterio into the corner turnbuckle. Murphy accidentally kicked Seth Rollins. 

Dominic pinned Murphy 

Seth Rollins isn't pleased with Murphy's clumsiness. He's very disappointed. Let's see how the Monday Night Moron responds to that on Raw tomorrow night.

MATCH #06

REY MYSTERIO & DOMINIC DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS & MURPHY 

I guess this was all in them contracts on Friday night Smackdown. We're getting a chance to see a No Holds Barred, No Disqualification and Triple Threat match.... The match haven't begun yet Braun Strowman making up for last week and getting an early start on The Fiend. The bell haven't rung yet because Roman Reigns haven't been announced. Where is Roman Reigns? What is Paul Heyman up to? Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman in the back watching these two monsters kill each other. There's no falls count anywhere it doesn't matter to Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman spearing The Fiend off the stage. Braun Strowman dragging The Fiend back in the ring, Braun Strowman with The Fiend. Lol, omg Braun Strowman and The Fiend the  impact from their body made the ring implode lmao. Oh yeah now Roman Reigns comes out to take advantage of two men lying in the struggle. Perhaps laying in the waste is a better term. Who the hell is this new Roman Reigns? Seriously bro walking down the ramp while your signing the contract. Paul Heyman gassed this man's head up. Roman Reigns pinned Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns now stating he got back the championship he never lost. 

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN AND THE FIEND 

Next WWE Event: 

Clash of Championship Sun, September 27th

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam"

Summerslam 2020 Kick Off Show with Booker T, Charly Caruso, Renee Young, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Peter Rosenberg 

Shayna Baszler leaving a message for whoever wins the women's championship tonight. "She got next!" 

First Kick Off Show Match of the night. An opportunity by Apollo Crews to defend his title against MVP with his boys banned from ringside. The United States Championship on the line. If MVP loses this match its back to the end of the line. Welcome to the thunderdome. I see, the crowd is out loud. 

Kick Off Show Match "United States Championship"

APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT MVP

Apollo Crews defeat MVP but here comes the Hurt Business. Apollo getting out of dodge in a hurry. 

We're getting ready to close out the Kick Off Show but before we do so I would like to send my love and appreciation to a very special lady. Renee, this is for everything you have done for the WWE. Your more than just a commentator. Renee Young your a real classy woman. Good luck on your new path in life. I heard you have published a cook book lots of luck and success and God bless to you! 👍👍🏾👍🏿 

I wasn't expecting to see this match up first. 

Bayley vs Asuka first match of night. Bayley defending her 317 day reign. I know why they're doing this. Asuka's next match with Sasha is later on. They figure if Asuka go up against Bayley this early it'll give her a lot of time to rest. 

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BAYLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 

Sasha jumping in the ring wanting to get some early shots off of Asuka trying to weakening her up for their match later.

Kevin Owens joining the commentary for this match. The Kevin Owens Show returns tomorrow night on Raw with Aleister Black as his guest. 

MATCH #02 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE & ANGEL GARZA 

Andrade inadvertently knocked Zelina Vega off of the side of the ring. Andrade was checking on Zelina. Angel Garza had no one to tag in. The Streets Profits meant what they've said, you'll never see us coming lmao 

MATCH #03 "HAIR VS HAIR, NO DISQUALIFICATION, THE LOSER LEAVES WWE MATCH"

MANDY ROSE DEFEAT SONYA DEVILLE 

This match sucked. Sure the brawl between the ladies were awesome it doesn't mean a damn thing when you already know the results to the match. There's been several rumors over this match during the past weeks that Sonya Deville was departing from the WWE. Excuse me where does Sonya think She's going. She does know her hair have to get shaved. I don't care if that bitch is being stalked and she haves personal issues. It was this bitch that came up with this stipulation. 

MATCH #04 "STREET FIGHT"

SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO 

Dominik Mysterio gets his premiere match tonight against Seth Rollins. Dominik standing up for the Mysterio family and eliminating the Monday Night Moron, lol. Rey Mysterio standing at ringside not getting involved. Seth Rollins talk too damn much. Dominik utilizing the same table that Seth had set up. Dominik with a tribute to Eddie Guerrero, frog splash from the top rope. Seth Rollins torturing Rey Mysterio because he knows Rey can not get involved. Seth Rollins and Murphy handcuffing Rey Mysterio to the ring ropes. Seth and Murphy were about to whip Rey with the kendu sticks. Dominik Mysterio from behind attacking Seth and Murphy. Dominik with a 6.1.9 on Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with the curb stomp on Dominik Mysterio right in front of his father. Dominik leaving Summerslam tonight as soldier. He put up a gutsy fight against the Monday Night Moron. 

Asuka up for her next championship attempt against Miss Boss Time Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Championship 

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA DEFEAT SASHA BANKS 

I'm disappointed in you Bayley. My girl, Bayley wouldn't sacrifice herself for her homegirl Sasha. Tick Tock 

I don't give a shit about Randy Orton but I guess his match wasn't good enough for the main event. So that can only mean Braun Strowman and Bray Wyatt have something exciting during their match if that's main event material tonight. I hope Drew McIntyre wasn't offended for being downgraded for the night. The only thing I want from Drew McIntyre is to leave Summerslam with that same championship around his waist. Its been 139 days since Drew McIntyre removed the Raw championship from The Beast Broc Lesnar and I would like for this championship to remain around the Scottish Psychopath.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

Match already in progress, typical Randy Orton making his way out of dodge. Randy Orton already with the games. I would really love to know who hits first, the claymore or the rko. Both men going back and forth. 

Drew McIntyre held on as champion his reign continues.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Drew McIntyre is still our WWE Champion.

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE FIEND DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

Okay its falls count anywhere match about to go down throughout the dome. The monster vs the fiend for the universal championship. This explains a lot more why its the main event. This match is closing out Summerslam. I'm with Corey Graves I never seen this side of Strowman either. Okay, these two are leaving the arena and heading into the back. The Fiend dragging Strowman back into the arena. Strowman looking for a box cutter to slice up the mat. Strowman exposing the mat. Strowman experiencing his carelessness from the exposed mat. The Fiend laying out Strowman with two sister abigails followed by a pinfall. The Fiend becoming the new universal champion. Roman Reigns with a spear and beating the hell out of The Fiend. Roman Reigns with a steel chair all over Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns with another spear on The Fiend. Summerslam we never saw this coming. Roman Reigns, I'm glad you came. Totally awesome. 

Next Sunday, August 30th WWE Payback 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover XXX"

NXT Takeover Kick Off Show 

Breezango defeat Imperium and Legado Del Fantasma 

Awesome match to kick off a pay per view. My money is on Finn Balor. Finn Balor need to stop getting shitted on by the WWE. 

NXT Takeover XXX 

MATCH #01

FINN BALOR DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

Okay 👌 that's what I'm talking about 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿Congratulations, Finn Balor 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 for picking your 12th NXT Takeover win tonight. Totally awesome, not to mention for beating that bastard Timothy Thatcher for spoiling your chances of being in the North American Championship ladder match. 

Speaking of North American Championship ladder match look what I get to see. 

MATCH #02 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/ LADDER MATCH"

DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO, BRONSON REED, CAMERON GRIMES, AND VELVETEEN DREAMS

Johnny Gargano and Damien Priest the last two males at the top of the ladder, grappling over the belt. The title have gotten loose. Priest manage to get hold of it. Damien Priest, the new North American Champion.

MATCH #03 

ADAM COLE DEFEAT PAT MCAFEE 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT DAKOTA KAI W/ RAQUEL GONZALES 

Dakota Kai had inadvertently kicked out the referee. The referee is temporarily out cold. Raquel Gonzalez taking advantage of IO Shirai with an beat down. IO Shirai still manage to kick out. Raquel in total disbelief. Raquel Gonzalez from behind flattening IO Shirai. Rhea Ripley coming down the ramp. Rhea and Raquel with a face to face. Dakota and Raquel Gonzalez decided to back away from Rhea Ripley. But, don't think that Rhea Ripley came down here to save IO Shirai. She only came down here to save her next title opportunity, that's all. Rhea Ripley don't give a shit about IO Shirai. 

Lol, okay I see Damien Priest found himself some hoochies. He's celebrating his North American Championship, lol

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

KARRION KROSS DEFEAT KEITH LEE 

The match of the night. What everyone been waiting for. Both men haven't kept their eyes off of one another since they've gotten in the ring. Keith Lee all fired up and ready for action. Scarlett looking on the side. Kross looking to separate Lee's shoulders. Keith Lee buying himself sometime lifting 251 lbs of spaghetti legs, lol. I'm sensing the frustration in Scarlett. Karrion Kross giving Keith Lee his all. Karrion Kross has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. Karrion Kross been terminator tonight. It takes the heart ❤ of a soldier to take down someone like him. Apparently, Keith Lee couldn't do it. Keith Lee couldn't get pass the doomsday